#remus Casanova lupin

[bowieluvr91]

Remus is confused and scared

[writer-of-sorts]

written with @wolfstarmicrofic prompt: heartthrob

Remus enters the Great Hall, long legs taking shuffling strides, flashing sharp collarbones and even sharper eyes, rugged scars glittering in the light.

A few Hufflepuff girls giggle as he passes by. An androgynous-looking Slytherin stares longingly.

A Ravenclaw boy sighs dreamily. “He was my gay awakening, you know?”

“No way!” the boy across from him exclaims, “Mine too!”

Sirius grins as the clueless casanova sinks into the seat beside him.

“Got some syrup on your face, Pads,” Remus informs before casually leaning forward and licking it off the corner of Sirius’ lips, leaving him flushed and gaping.

Fucking heartthrob.

word count: 100

[starwolf-and-marauders]

Okay guys. I NEED fics with the good old wolfstar. Remus and Sirius hook up. Sirius insists he's straight. Remus is miserable. Sirius hooks up with girls as well. Remus is miserable. No one knows. Sirius stops hooking up with girls but still refuses he's gay/bi/pan or whatever. Remus confronts him about it and hes like "well, you're not hooking up with any girls now but you're hooking up with me". So sirius is pissed off and stops hooking up with remus and in one week he's hooked up with eleven different girls etc etc and then something wow happens and he sirius stops being in denial

SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME RECS

I just miss old wolfstar :(

(don't get me wrong I LOVE wolfstar in all its forms but this was how i was introduced to the fandom. Like my first fanfiction was sth like that)

[nikolai-alexi]

From left to right: Regulus (ha), Mary and yes they’re absolutely heart shaped, James don’t even try to lie to me he may only be a whore for one man but we all know, Evan wtf why don’t we have a yellow text colour also Evan can go from from side of these extremes to the other so fuckin quick it felt fitting, Barty is one strange mf I adore him for it but man Ev has his work cut out for him Barty is so weird, Dorcas just screams whimsical to me but like not in the sense that a lot of people describe pandora as ya know Dorcas is just kind of ethereal n shit she’s got the cottage core badarse vibe and she’s so real for it, Pandora is seafoam but green text will have to do she’s just fuckin magical your honour she’s a seer or something because my gal is never wrong she’s magical idk, Sirius do I need to explain?

Strong contenders: Sirius and I wasn’t even trying to make the pun this time it just fits too well, Lily, Remus, Peter (and no it’s not bc he’s a traitor he’s just a lil shit who’s vibes go from rolling blunts like he’s the next snoop to being a complete menace to society and I love him for it also yellow just screams Peter to me idk), Marlene, Alice, Emmeline

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

[plantsonplutoart]

here’s Wolfstar being a couple of menaces and driving James up the wall while he’s trying to study (he’s only “studying” in the library in attempt to impress lily, so no harm done)

I’ve been hoarding a bunch of Marauders scribbles I’ll probably never clean up so expect more incoherent chaos

[propussyslayer]

harry: tell me about my parents, professor. did you and my father get along?

remus:

remus, who shared his first kiss with james while high: well we weren't that close but

[moutainrusing]

Lily: Raise your hand if Remus was your gay awakening.

James: *raises two hands*

James: He makes me so gay.

Regulus: *raises hand*

Barty: *raises hand*

Evan: *raises hand*

Peter: *raises hand*

Marlene: *raises hand*

Lily: Marlene?! You’re a lesbian.

Marlene: Yeah, I knew something was up when I didn’t have the hots for Remus.

Mary: Oh, true.

Mary: *raises hand*

Dorcas: *raises hand*

Pandora: *raises hand*

Emmeline: *raises hand*

Sybill: *raises hand*

Sirius, dreamily: Yeah, Moony is so hot…

Lily: Your hand’s not up.

Sirius: He can’t be my gay awakening when I’m straight.

Everyone:

Sirius: What?

Everyone: #!%$£&#$!%

[nikolai-alexi]

Remus? Is that you?

Richard Papen:

[redadidassneakers]

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

[mydeadgaywizards]

Peter: If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?

James: My beautiful boyfriend, Regulus.

Peter: He don’t count, you do that anyway.

James: Remus Lupin.

[yourgalgremlin]

Everybody getting on the train 4th year:

Remus Lupin:

Tall af, a cig in his mouth, jeans, & docs.

Sirius prolly gets a nosebleed.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius Orion Black being the tallest, strongest, smartest, most powerful, and most attractive Marauder. Everyone in the castle wants a piece of him. He’s slept with most of the people in their year, along with the ones above and below theirs. He is, quite literally, the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower. He doesn’t study, but he still gets straight Os in every single class. He takes every single course for his NEWTs and gets Os in all of them. He’s one of those people that’s good at everything he gets his hands on. He’s friends with most people in Hogwarts, and has all sorts of connections with all sorts of people in every single social circle.

Enter Remus John Lupin, his geeky, awkward, kind of ugly, virgin, dork, studious, average height boyfriend. His idea of a wild evening is sitting in a corner, reading a book with some mildly sexual content with a cup of tea and a bar of chocolate. He clings to Sirius’ arm in social circumstances, twiddling his thumbs and silently watching everyone.

No one understands how, exactly, they got together. Everyone just knows that they’re absolutely adorable and madly in love.

[strwbi-laces]

Obsessed with the dynamic where Sirius is wildly jealous of anyone who talks to remus but… not a single person wants him. Like pls he’s yours nobody here is trying to take him

[addsalwayssick]

Remus, existing:

Barty: OMFGGGG HES SO HOT WTFFF

Evan: JSJDJSSKDKDLOSJSHDHD HAVE TOU SEEN HIM???

Sirius: BACK TF AWAY HES MINE

James: He was my first kiss.

Regulus: He was my gay awakening.

Remus: ???

[impishtubist]

Sorry to subtweet half my TL but Remus Lupin is NOT a Casanova.

Yes, losers and nerds can be attractive to some people.

No, he is not one of them!!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk about Remus having precisely zero game and being a virgin until like OOTP when Sirius finally blows him.

[chanda-mama]

Remus Lupin the Casanova of gryffindor tower? Oh darling no! My boy was a 6ft something werewolf with NO social skills with a deep rooted sense of self hatred and doubt. Initially he didn't talk (forgot about flirting?) with anyone other than the Marauders, (and even with the Marauders he tried everything to push them away but those boys attached themselves to him like leeches and never let go)

He was so shy and insecure and a professional overthinker that after every conversation with a stranger he was so afraid to turn his back to them with the fear of them talking about him, anytime he entered a room and people were whispering he would immediately make it about his scars (even thought they kids were discussing about James Potter and Regulus Black being the next IT couple)

My boy was just so scared to talk to people

He wasn't mysterious, merlin no, he wasn't sly (almost the entire Hogwarts 6th and 7th year student body and the entire gryffindor tower knew about him being a werewolf because obviously?? Like his nickname was MOony?? His family member was always sick on the full moon?? He had visible big scars on his face??? No one said anything because honestly no one cared?? What harm could this boy with an obsessive choclate and old jumper addiction do??) He was just a tall awkward nerd with the comfiest sweaters and a melted chocolate always in his pocket.

The point is, my boy, my darling, my lovely, my moon, Remus Lupin? He was NOT the Casanova of the gryffindor tower.

Now Mary MacDonald on the other hand-