#regulus is secretly a simp
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multifandomshortstories · 1 year ago
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Regulus’ favourite colour had always been Ravenclaw blue, contrary to popular belief.
Or at least it was until he knew the colour of James’ Hazel eyes. And Lily’s green.
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ultravioletbrit · 2 months ago
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“nuts” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 309 words
 
Sirius is sitting on his bed trying to do his Transfiguration homework, but he can’t concentrate at all because James has been rambling about Regulus for the last 20 minutes.
“… And did you hear what he said to me in the hall today?” James asks wistfully.
“Yes, he told you to piss off.” Sirius replies without looking up.
“But he made eye contact with me! And have you seen his eyes?” James falls back on his bed with a sigh and Sirius just groans.
“His eyes are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Most people think they look grey, but they have a silver tint to them that makes them sparkle and they are just… beautiful.” James sits up straight on the edge of his bed.
“And his hair. Have you seen his hair? I touched it once, accidentally, and he slapped my hand away. But when I touched it, it was so soft and when he slapped my hand it made my whole arm tingle.” James closes his eyes as if he’s remembering the moment.
“James, shut. up.” Sirius grumbles.
“And his hands! Did you know he plays the piano? His fingers are so long and elegant, I bet he’s brilliant when he plays.”
Sirius finally looks up, grabs a pillow and throws it at James’ head.
“James, you are driving me nuts! Either ask him out or shut the fuck up!” Sirius yells at him.
James just stares at Sirius stunned for a moment then wraps his arms around the pillow.
“You think I should ask him out? Really?” James asks excitedly. “How should I do it? It has to be really special. But it’s Regulus, so he wouldn’t want anything over the top. Maybe I should just go simple…” James continues to ramble.
Sirius buries his head in his other pillow with a loud groan.
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my-castles-crumbling · 11 months ago
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table - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 215
He takes a deep breath, trying to calm his racing heart.
You can do this, he thinks.
But even as he approaches the table, his entire body trembles a bit.
It's not his fault. Regulus is just so fucking perfect. It's intimidating.
But James is a Gryffindor, damnit. So he continues to walk forward, stopping a few feet away from the Slytherin, who is seated with his friends.
"Erm-Reg? Regulus?" He chokes out, trying to sound more confident than he feels.
Regulus turns slowly, eyes moving up and down James's face as if scanning him for his intentions. James tries to look calm and genuine. "What is it, Potter?"
"There's...there's, er- there's a Hogsmeade trip. Tomorrow." James starts, feeling like an absolute loser.
Regulus nods, lips quivering just slightly. "I've heard."
"Would you maybe go with me?" James forces out, trying to ignore the way half the Slytherin table is watching him now.
Regulus appraises him for half a second, and it is the longest half a second in James's life. Then, he smiles just slightly and says, "Yes, James. Of course I'll go."
And James breaks into a huge grin, nodding and returning to the Gryffindor table, ignoring Sirius's gagging noises and Remus and Peter's wolf-whistles.
He has a date with his boyfriend.
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moldycrustyvoldy · 2 years ago
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Interviewer (probably Barty): What's your type? James *sighs*: Mean, with a soft spot, hotter than his brother, looks gorgeous while threatening people, the most beautiful person in the world. Barty: What's your type? Regulus: What kind of fucking question is that? James Potter. *Cue James squealing and kicking his feet in the background*
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iloveyoublue · 7 months ago
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barty crouch’s favourite ice cream is secretly plain chocolate but whenever him and evan go out he makes a point to order the most disgustingly sweet bubblegum or candy floss or birthday cake flavour. and it’s absolutely because he's a simp who likes listening to evan get so passionate in his rant about artificial chemicals and how he’s rotting his body and going to end up dead before 25, except it’s so sickly he can’t even finish it and he has to surreptitiously shake the cone and hope it falls off without evan noticing (it never works)
they always end up sharing evan’s salted caramel instead
(regulus black likes pistachio ice cream and blood orange sorbet and barty will never ever shut up about it)
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accio-sriracha · 11 months ago
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addisonstars · 10 months ago
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"mr. loverman"
written for day 15 of january for @jegulus-microfic with the prompt "comb" totaling 216 words
Now that Regulus was aware of the effect he had on James, it was as if he went out of his way to make James drool and stare at him at every passing turn. Regulus had always looked divine, yes, but now? He looked god-like. 
It was in the way that he would secretly look at Regulus across this dining hall and lick his lips to make James hesitate when eating his food. The way they would brush past each other on their way to class and Regulus would be sure to walk close but not close enough to James so he could smell Regulus’ cologne, but not reach out and ‘accidentally’ touch his hand.
It was in the way that he combed back his hair every morning, to make those perfect black waves of his do exactly what they needed to do so it looked absolutely stunning throughout the whole day. 
Except at the end of each day, where the two of them would run away to the astronomy tower, or to the lake, and James was allowed to run his hands through his lover's hair. He loved the way the strands felt as he was carding his fingers through it. Now that Regulus was holding onto James, James wasn’t ever going to let go. 
james potter aka james the simp potter
-a.s.
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luxurystark-jackson · 4 months ago
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marauders era characters as kpop stans
idk i randomly thought of this making it up as we go along
james:
stray kids and ateez stan (CLOSETED TWICE STAN FIGHT ME)
his favourite song is hoodie season because it’s cute and it reminds him of regulus
as a Rich Friend™️ he buys concert tickets
jeongin biased because he reminds him of regulus (me, a delusional jegulus shipper)
sirius:
full on stray kids stan
also day6 and txt
insult changbin or hyunjin in front of him and you’ll end up in the hospital wing
exists on 3racha’s soundcloud
as another Rich Friend™️ he is the number one profit source for JYPE
he puts his posters up ALL over his room and walburga absolutely despises it
he goes feral (changes into padfoot starts howling fucking nuts) if he pulls a changbin pc
remus:
ateez and txt ults but also stray kids
the marauders all stan skz let’s be real
he also listens to bts and seventeen (he’s such a simp for shua change my mind)
biases yeosang and taehyun
sirius buys him albums all the time (my dream omg) like 15 minutes after he mentions he might get an album it’s on his desk
has playlists for certain moods
fanfic reader™️ secret tumblr account for his recs and ao3 is bookmarked (we do not speak of wattpad but he has one of those too)
peter:
exo shinee and bts ults
low-key nct stan (especially nct 127) plus superm
anyone who tells you peter isn’t a 3rd gen stan is LYING
the only thing he can afford is spotify premium and he lives off of it
sirius and james try to buy him albums and he’s just like Absolutely Not i Refuse to listen to you tiny 4th gen stans
when he has some money he goes all out every single exo album he can get his hands on
he believes in growl supremacy also save me like if he could inject it into his bloodstream he would (don’t do drugs kids only bts)
he likes to dabble in producing he has a secret wip he’s been working on for like three years it’s coming out next month
regulus:
txt (certified beomgyu simp) stray kids and xdinary heroes
his favourite song is 9 and 3/4 because it’s the first txt song he listened to (plus like the magic references obviously he’s convinced txt are secretly wizards)
he buys albums obviously but he also buys those seasons greetings (as in those £70 bitches) and has a collection of them
touch his pcs and it’s St Mungo’s for you
he says stream good boy gone bad
that one time he asked lucius if he’s ever met stray kids because i.n did an impression of dobby-
lily:
twice and itzy stan. the hugest itzy stan.
ryujin/yeji bias i'd think probably both
will not shut up when itzy have a comeback
absolutely peer pressures (gently) everyone around her to listen to itzy songs
she has absolutely dragged all of the marauders to a concert with her. sirius agrees that ryujin is cool and their bonding mechanism is going to concerts together 100%
alice:
twice and bts and txt stan
huening kai biased. i feel it in my soul
she's the type to go on twitter and be the mediator in fan arguments
collects pcs and probably runs a tiktok account where she does deco for her pcs
she seems like the type to write jyp and hitman bang fanfiction but not say any part of it is satirical
pandora:
dreamcatcher and txt stan
she runs a lore account on twt/tiktok
probably has a corkboard where she notes down all the txt lore she can decipher and tries to work it out
she's also obsessed with ryujin even though she doesn't stan itzy. like. who isnt lets be real
she gets into in depth discussions with remus about the plausibility of certain theories they have about mvs
barty:
xdinary heroes day6 enhypen txt and wayv stan. dont ask
he would die for o.de he has said this many times. and sunoo probably
he would start the fanwars alice breaks up (90% of them are where he says something about hyunjin to piss off sirius completely on purpose)
anytime he sees a man with long hair he feels immense gender thoughts
absolutely the hugest thirster in the set. cannot resist a man with thick biceps at all
very obsessed with enha's vampire concept. very very obsessed with it
he would willingly learn how to do cosplays and makeup without magic so he can authentically create costumes based around idols in specific mvs
evan:
was roped into xdh by barty and skz by regulus but discovered nct on his own
he watches cringe tiktok compilations all the time
has met mark lee before. dont ask me how. he just has.
he is the most indifferent person when he gets albums but is loony when it comes to lightsticks
no1 sticker defender. probably would set up a prank of some kind where sticker just plays on repeat in potions to piss off slughorn
professional at pirating unreleased songs guy
PUKU PUKU POW POW 💥
narcissa:
closeted twice itzy and blackpink stan
she is crazy about lisa and jeongyeon
absolutely no one knows about her interest in kpop except lily
secret kpop specific twitter
participates in fanwars to put gasoline on the flames but mostly just here for the music
secretly learns choreographies and has a popular instagram account where she posts fan art (secretly)
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reguluslovesspelunking · 4 months ago
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ways my boyfriend and i are jegulus…
me (regulus):
- my birth chart told me to be careful around water and something about an inheritance
- regulus is a star in the constellation “leo”. i am a leo.
- i have a dark sense of humor
- whether i mean to or not, i usually look like i’m glaring daggers at someone
- i used to dislike my boyfriend when we first met, then didn’t want to admit that i thought he was cute.
- i’m a fucking black cat and i hate people. i don’t let people get too close, and people physically make me feel claustrophobic
- i was just told that i apparently snore like how a cat purrs??
- i am the younger sibling, i have an older brother who is a gryffindor while i am a slytherin
- i dont trust easy and i have a small tight knit group of friends who i’d kill for. major fucking guard dog
- i enjoy reading. my favorite genre is murder mysteries
- autism.
him (james):
- wears glasses
- is always fixing his hair
- on the astrology app “the pattern” it said he was most similar to “james potter”
- has red boxers with stags on them??
- has a sun carved on his fucking house, and a stag candle holder statue on his porch
- always tries to see the best in everyone
- “has the ego the size of a lake but a heart to match it”
- still uses pinky promises (art heist, baby?!)
- was dating this girl named “lily” before me…
- fuckin simp
- is the motherfucking sun
- very much ADHD
together:
- we love bagels. it’s crimson rivers coded.
- he’s the only person to get me to fold. i get flustered so easily but literally only by him?? i either forget how to speak or he says something cute and i go “shut the fuck up”
- before i read choices, i was going through A LOT. we had a conversation about how i felt like i was the common denominator so i must be the issue. choices also made me realize that i was a regulus kinnie
- before i read art heist, baby! i freaked out and said that people always leave. i expect it at this point. i have ✨abandonment issues✨ and tbh i was just enjoying all the time i could with him before i thought he was gonna leave. i was grateful i at least had him (he has not left yet)
- i have a hard time with sleep. i sometimes have to dr*g myself in order to knock out. i started sleeping over his dorm this past semester and i didn’t need anything. i felt safe. i fell asleep to his breathing and the beating of his heart. i just read this part of only the brave and my jaw dropped.
- our tropes are pretty much: grumpy/sunshine, hurt/comfort, slowburn, who did this to you?, friends to lovers
- “i’m not letting you go back there”. a situation happened this past semester where i was trapped in an inhumane living situation. it got so bad that one day i was secretly moving out but became physically stuck in there. he barged in and rescued me. it was the equivalent of james potter storming grimmauld place to rescue regulus black from bellatrix ft rodolphos, walburga, and lucius
- i got him to cosplay jegulus with me and we’re really cute :)
anyways…. he doesn’t know the marauders lore except for what i tell him but we discover more and more parallels constantly and it’s gotten to the point where it genuinely freaks me the fuck out. we are jegulus. sunseeker variants. starchaser reincarnated. hopefully this won’t end in tragedy
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author-david-jimenez · 3 years ago
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*In the Afterlife*
James: I don't get it, why is Harry so obsessed with the Malfoy boy?
Lily: James, my love, let's be honest here. You secretly dated Regulus for years before we started dating and I always had a crush on Narcissa. It seemes as if your gene for "simping for a member of the Black family" and my gene for "simping for a member of the Black family" combined to the "being unhealthy obsessed for a member of the Black family" gene. So that's why our son is currently following Draco Malfoy around Hogwarts
James: Huh, that does make sense. You know what, I think I ship them
Lily: I do too
Sirius: You dated my baby BROTHER?! Prongs, if you weren't already dead I would KILL YOU!
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littlequeers · 3 years ago
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✨sirius headcanons✨
first
my poor child
hates being pitied
james calls him sirikins and it pisses him endlessly
enby (he/they/rai in no order of preference) (all pronouns are fine though)
+gay
my traumatized kid 🥺
they were with a dude named ethan who used sirius
once called mcg mom (he secretly doesn't regret it)
loves everything about remus
like remus with his self-esteem and sirius tells him he's beautiful and fluff and i skfisjk
queen all the way, excuse me!
he's a combo of killer queen, lady stardust and black dog
stop with ben barnes, my fancast for him is my classmate bc they're both twinks
sometimes still thinks about what walby would think of him
just. loves smells like teen spirit fsr
oh and maneskin
him + damiano = besties
pnuk
arsonnn commit arson on the immortal queen
gay gay gay
amazing person but he wouldn't admit it and he doesn't think that
would kill himself for his friends bc they've done sm for him
has a great collection of hair ribbons (from james who)
i bet hari had double the money in gringotts bc sirius and james exist and stuff
loves ramen
trauma and anxiety and all that bc the blacks ✨are being themselves✨
always knew dumbles was a sussy baka
was not on dumbledore's side. he was taught that only good and bad exist, nothing in between. so he joined dumbles to not be on voldemort's side (credits to re for this headcanon)
lily's platonic soulmate
was👏with👏marlene👏
was (and is) the nicest to peter (peter is a marauder jfc)
secretly or not so secretly loves abba
their hair.
secretly dorcas' bestie
does! not! hate! regulus!
sends small gifts to everyone
loooooooooong fingers (and he fills them up w rings and ah so pretty choke me with those fingers) eris you simp
i don't think i mentioned he's gay
not completly english. like he's from around 3872 countries
polyglot
amazing to simp on and i think we all agree to that
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asterialunarr · 1 year ago
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wait i love this idea sm thank you for tagging me
fandom: marauders duh
playlist: i’ll do my liked songs that has +1800 songs for plot purposes (it contains every genre even existed including musical songs :”)
1. Blood-Hidden Track by MCR
the mystery, the chaoticness of it, the thrill, the drama is so barty coded. cant convince me otherwise
2. Maybe I’m Amazed by Paul Mcchartty
james simping over regulus. no elaboration. He’d serenade this to him in the middle of the hall. (reg would cringe so hard bur secretly find it cute)
3. Knockin’ on Heavens Door- Guns and Roses
wtf this shouldve been illegal why did spotify do this to me
4. Master of Puppets-Metallica
the song that plays in Slytherin Skittles’ minds when thy’re up to something frfr
5.green green dress bonus track-andrew garfield
Remus Lupin himself appeared i love this HAHAHAHWHSH
Also the song is very yule ball dorlene coded
or maybe nobleflower
maybe both
npt: @the-b-in-rab-stands-for-babygirl @star4daisy @exhausted--soup
Okay, based off an idea I had in another post, I'm starting a tag game, so someone needs to actually follow through because I'm scared everyone will ignore me!
Put your current playlist on shuffle. List the first five songs that come up and relate them to your current favorite fandom!
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Fandom: Marauders
Playlist: literally would die to see these live- created by me on spotify
bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo; James going to hook up with Reggie when he knows he shouldn't
2. Lookalike- Conan Gray; Sirius to Remus post-Prank because Remus tried to get over him (but obviously that didn't work)
3. Enchanted- Taylor Swift; this song gives me such hardcore Wolfstar vibes it hurts.
4. Family Line- Conan Gray; Sirius and Regulus Black theme song
5. Lacy- Olivia Rodrigo; Marlene and Dorcas thinking of each other pre-relationship
NPT <3 @marauders-everything2 @rstarb @johnwolflockstar @thatsiriusblackgrin02 @reynxiii @ill-tell-mine-youre-gayy @cruciomyself @aspenshade88 @discoveredreality @jaylienpotter @tastetherainbow290 @that-bitch-kat3 @moonysfavoritetoast @reggie-the-inferi @cypressleaf13 @cazzythefrogking
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