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Gordon: *losing a ton of blood*
Warren, holding him: Shit- Uh- Gordon, what's your type?!
Gordon, extremely out of it: Tall, pale, probably's been shoved into hypersleep one to many times-
Aubrey, from the back: HE MEANT BLOOD TYPE, GORDON!
#red valley#red valley pod#red valley incorrect quotes#i am so mentally ill#warlock#yes thats thier ship name now /hj#aubrey is so tired of all of this#warren godby#gordon porlock#aubrey wood#red valley podcast#red valley spoilers#<- I mean sorta? iykyk type shit really
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everyone when trying to talk to Bruce about Jean-Paul
Bruce: paul is fine
Jean-Paul: the cult programming is literally ruining my life
Bruce: he just needs to suck it up he’s fine Tim
Jean-Paul: I literally can barely stop myself from killing people. I have literal cult assassin programming.
Bruce: he’s fine look at him
Jean-paul: please I am begging you take over being Batman again please
Bruce: look he’s fine Tim, he’s been fine the whole time your just being a dick.
Tim: Bruce, I’d argue with you but you’re an idiot and I cannot stand to see you eat your words. Anyway I’m going to make sure the riddler doesn’t do something stupid see you later ✌️
Later
Jean-paul: *kills a guy as Batman*
Bruce: *surprised pikachu face*
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#dc comics#batman comics#batfam#-pop#batman#bruce wayne#Tim drake#tim drake wayne#batfamily#timothy drake#red robin#azrael dc#azrael#jean paul valley#detective comics#batfam text post series#batfam text posts#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes
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Clive: “World’s worst boss”? Nah fuck that!
*gets a sharpie and starts scribbling on his trophy*
Clive: Now that’s more like it!
*later*
Gordon “World’s best Fortnite player”?
#red valley podcast#clive red valley#gordon porlock#red valley#incorrect quotes#but very in character#Clive is my favorite because of this fact
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Sam: Uh... I have an emergency announcement, can I have everyone's attention please?
Emily: *Is the only person in the saloon, looks around before giving Sam her attention*
Sam: Thank you, uh... we've had a shooting.
Emily: Doh, pfft. Well, I'm not impressed with that Sam, grown men out there in the middle of the woods shooting defenseless animals, whoop-dee-doo, there's no announcement to be made there. You know what, you should be ashamed Sam!
Sam: Well actually, uh... you know, no, no one shot any animals, uh... I shot Pierre.
Emily: Oh... well that's not so bad.
Alex: *Walks in looking around for someone*
Sam: And it seems Alex is having a hard time finding Harvey, uh... try to kitchen.
Gus: *Walks in*, Hello Sam, who'd you shoot this time?
Emily: Pierre.
Gus: Oh well that's not so bad.
#incorrect quotes#stardew valley#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley sam#stardew valley emily#stardew valley pierre#stardew valley gus#stardew valley alex#sdv sam#sdv emily#sdv pierre#sdv gus#sdv alex#source: The Red Green Show#red green show#i will laugh if anyone remembers which episode this scene is from
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GORDON: Let's play hide and seek
WARREN: Sure
GORDON: Great! I hide, you seek therapy
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Kochanski: My ex stole from me all the time. Was always kind of sexy and mysterious until the time she took my entire refrigerator and never called me back. All my frozen fruit was in there. Sometimes I see her at pilates and I'm like "wow, that scrumptious smoothie you're holding came at the small price of my heart. But glad your enjoying the strawberry banana swirl Brittany." Hope your blender sucks and you choke on a chunk of unpulverised peanut butter ..... Totally thought I was over that, sorry, I do get pretty passionate when it comes to smoothies.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect red dwarf quotes#red dwarf#kristine kochanski#submission#anonymous#original: valley girl styles you for a christmas party (youtube)#original: youtube
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ACOTAR Masterlist
☼ Angst ☁︎ Fluff ☾ Smut ✧ Suggestive (not quite smut) ✦ Dark themes
Series
Shadows and Sunshine ☁︎ ☾ ☼ Azriel x OC (completed)
Angel ☁︎ ☾ ☼ Cazriel x Healer Reader (for poly+ ACOTAR Week 2024) (WIP)
Haunted ☼ ✦ Elain x Medium Reader (sapphic), Rhys x Medium Reader (platonic) (WIP)
Oneshots
Azriel
No Control ☾ Azriel x Reader
Iris ✦ ☼ Azriel x Rhys’s Sister Reader
Someplace better ✦ ☼ Azriel x Reader
Cassian
Sunny ☁︎ Cassian x Reader
Switch ☾ Part II ☾ Cassian x Reader
Peace ✦ ☼ Cassian x Reader
Eris
Missing him drabble ☁︎ Eris x Reader
Feyre
Draw me like one of your fae girls ☾ ☁︎ Feyre x Reader
Lucien
Quality Control ☾ Lucien x Reader
Morrigan
Red ☁︎ ✧ Mor x Reader
But Daddy I Love Her ☼ Mor x Vanserra Reader
Rhysand
Cake ☁︎ ✧ Rhys x Reader
Taboo ☾ Rhys x Reader
Other Ships
The Wolf and the Fox ☾ Tamcien (A/B/O)
Just one? drabble ✧ Elucien
Poly+
Three Wishes ☾ Batboys x Reader
Foxtrot ☼ Nerissian
Subtle ☁︎ ✧ Azriel x Reader, Nesta x Reader, Nessian
Other
Size Queen hc ✧ Rhys, Azriel, Cassian, Lucien & Nesta
Reacting to Reader’s piercings hc ✧ Rhys, Azriel, Cassian, Lucien & Eris
So High School hc ✧ Rhys, Azriel, Cassian, Lucien, Eris & Tamlin
ACOTAR characters as dog breeds hc
ACOTAR ships as Taylor Swift songs hc
ACOTAR x Stardew Valley hc
Rhys teaching Nyx to read incorrect quote
Cassian cooking Nesta breakfast incorrect quote
Dividers are by me ♡
#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#acotar fanfiction#acotar fic#azriel shadowsinger#azriel acotar#acomaf#acosf#acowar#azriel#rhysand x reader#rhys acotar#rhysand#mor acotar#mor x reader#cassian x reader#cassian acotar#lucien vanserra#lucien smut#lucien x reader#lucien acotar#poly!acotar#poly!batboys x reader#batboys x reader#acotar smut#poly!acotar x reader
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Can we get more subscorp incorrect quotes pls?
Yeeeesssssss I Live for asks like this (sorry for the delay in response)
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Kuai Liang: So we should enter from here and then we- why are you looking at me like that?
Hanzo, with heart eyes: No reason, I just love you.
Kuai Liang, blushing: Oh...well...carry on then
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Hanzo is watching Kuai Liang cut through a dozen enemies, snarling and covered in blood with torn armor and his mask long since knocked off
Hanzo, bright red: Good lord.
Hanzo: You learn something new every day
(Kinks. He has realized several new kinks)
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Kuai Liang: Wait, you didn't realize you were queer until you were forty? I thought you said your first crush was the boy from Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind?
Hanzo: I didn't realize it was a crush at the time.....who was your first crush?
Kuai Liang: You.
Hanzo, blue screening: Come again?
Kuai Liang: I saw videos of you when I broke into the grandmaster's office once, he thought you were quite a threat and kept tabs
Hanzo:.......I genuinely don't know how to process that
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lemme know if y'all want more!
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|•♡•♡{Welcome pick your man!}♡•♡•|
|•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡{Number 17}♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•|
Sugar sickness
{♡} requested
- Short story of Boo, wanting to match Alphonse's freak, got sick after eating too much candy. Now Alphonse is helping them recover from it.
Bubble gum couple
{♡} requested
- Story where Boo dyes their hair the same as Alphonse as a surprise
Their a little confused, but they got spirit
{♡} requested
- HC's of Alphonse with a listener that's 'dumb as a brick
Art idea
{♡} personal
- draw this mf as a pastel clown
Incorrect Quotes:
Oh ima bout to make a name for ma self
I'll be your stress outlet, Sugar.
{♡} requested
- Seth get's bend over the desk and fucked w a dildo, NSFW
Outfits
{♡} requested
- Outfits I picked for him
YIPPEE MY PARTNER'S BACK!!
{♡} requested
- Blurb of Casper coming back home form being abroad for their job!!
Look at this cool thing I made.
{♡} requested
- HC's for Charlie with a potter reader!
Teenage dirt bags!
{♡} requested
- Short story where teenage Casper protects Charlie from bullies.
Cheese
{♡} ask
- the cheese tax the cheese tax
YESSIRR
{♡} ask
- Pussy drunk truther fr
Incorrect Quotes:
About to fall off
Finn outfit
{♡} personal
- pretty dresses!!
Song
{♡} personal
- Oh Mary contrary how does your garden grow
Incorrect Quotes:
What the fuck.
Draw me like one of your french girls!
{♡} requested
- HC's/short story of Faust with a artist Star who asks him to pose for drawings.
Discord
{♡} personal
- lol discord couple
Incorrect Quotes
Valley girl stereotype!
Ironic innit?
lock in chat.
I know this pretty rave girl-
{♡} requested
- Blurb of Auron finding out Rook was a scene kid
If you hurt my fucking child, so HELP me.
{♡} requested
- Story of Auron meeting Rook's father. But he knows the 'side job' Auron has, also he was in a gang so uh Auron gets threatened :D
Got caught red handed!
{♡} requested
- Short story of Camp Counselor AU Rook pranking Auron with a hand print on his butt.
A bit of brat taming.
{♡} requested
- NSFW short story where Auron deals with a bratty Rook.
Kitty kitty
{♡} ask
- Cute idea for Rook to turn into a cat
Staring contest
{♡} ask
- Damn him being sexy
Am I a bad person?
{♡} personal
- I wonder if my younger self would like me.
Incorrect Quotes:
What'cha gonna do about champ?
Just Dance!
{♡} ask
- ina minute ima need a sentimental man or woman to pump me up!!
Doordash
{♡} personal
- He'd so loved it
Incorrect Quotes:
....Crack?
Jack with a selective mutism Reader
{♡} requested
- HC's! Ngl loved doing this one bc Jack is so supportive
Wow your so COOL!!
{♡} requested
- HC's for Jack with a sporty Reader!
My first kiss went a lil like this!
{♡} requested
- Short story where Jack and Buddy share their first kiss!
Nails
{♡} personal
- short ocean themed nails for him bc why not
Bittersweet College Au
{♡} requested
- HC's if they were in college (ngl might do pt2)
I got that dog in me! (It's a wolf)
{♡} requested
- Bittersweet boys with a werewolf sugarboo (lowkey so silly)
Were just a call away.
{♡} requested
- Short story of Sugarboo moving and calling the boys the first night after moving away, crying.
A quiet voice chooses not be be heard
{♡} requested
- HC's of Seth and Faust with a listener that has selective mutism. (I think that would count as it?)
A child of divorce (not really)
{♡} requested
- silly blurb of Al and Boo fighting over custody of Seth.
And here we are burning out.
{♡} requested
- HC's of Finn, Auron and Faust's listener dealing with burnout.
Happy birthday, love!
{♡} requested
- HC's with Alphonse, Auron, Faust and Finn celebrating your birthday with you! (Also this is a bday gift to my mootie)
Damn, that's a expensive fur suit
{♡} requested
- HC's of Charlie, Auron, Seth and Alphonse who's listener has/wears a fursuit
A pair of good boys.
{♡} requested
- HC's with bittersweet boys reaction to listener calling them good boys
Crazy shit, new day
{♡} requested
- HC's with Faust, Jack and Finn with a listener who's like Felix Argyle (Re:Zero)
Tis the season, for the sickness
{♡} requested
- Bittersweet trio headcanons with a sick Sugarboo
DIY salon in the bathroom.
{♡} requested
- Short story of Seth and Alphonse helping Sugarboo redye their hair :D
Middle Ground as Camp Counselor's
{♡} requested
- HC's with middle ground for my mootie :D
This was is the greatest show!
{♡} requested
- Wasn't really a request but wanted to write it as such!! Alphonse, Seth, Finn and Jack with a ex trapeze/acrobat reader!
Don't touch me.
{♡} requested
- HC's with Jack and Charlie with a listener who hates being touched.
Baddie's love anime
{♡} requested
- HC's for Faust, Auron, Jack and Finn with a baddie reader who watches anime
He who shouldn't be named
{♡} requested
- Short story of Al and Seth accidentally running into Boo's ex
YV boy's but as Sans
{♡} ask
- From moot who is really good at thinking about things
Gravity Falls Au
{♡} ask
- Honestly need to write more of these.
YV x lgts Au from moot
{♡} ask
- Au my moot was telling me about! (Check their blog out for more cool au's!!)
Monster prom
{♡} ask
- Was askled who I think the boys would romance and play as!!
Southern Stars: A not so great start.
{♡} personal
- The beginning of Southern Stars (might write more idk)
The urge to learn how to animate
{♡} personal
- Plz this trend would work so well for the boys </3
Cute pose
{♡} personal
- Art idea bc this would fit them
Hatsune Miku
{♡} personal
- The boy's Miku sona's :D
Pixie hallow fairy types
{♡} personal
- Silly idea bc of a quote I wanted to do w Faust
Tarot Cards
{♡} personal
- Just idea that came up all of a sudden
What dog's would they have?
{♡} personal
- Tell me what y'all
Charms I made :D
{♡} personal
- Love crafting things
My bracelet box!!
{♡} personal
- Decorating a box I had all my bracelet things in!!
Yuurivoice Twitter PT46 PT47 PT48 PT49 PT50 PT51 PT52 PT53
Incorrect Quotes:
WALK IT OFF
Cheap kazoo
#red rants#yuurivoice#red's masterlist#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice finn#yuurivoice faust#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice lucien#yuurivoice jack
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Had too many classes and too much homework today so have some Nico ask game answers because I don't wanna wait for people to ask.
1. what is their song?
I may have to say "The Seed" by AURORA. I've been obsessed with her Sky: Children of the Light concert, recently, and that song goes hard lol.
2. what is their cafe order?
Something simple, like hot chocolate with whipped cream and some peppermint. If it's really hot out, though, they'd go for any sort of lemonade. They really like Blue Raspberry flavor.
3. what is their color palette? or what colors do you associate with them?
Purple and Black, and only when it's those two colors together. Otherwise, as a single color, they are so very red. A burgundy, maybe.
4. do they have a favorite food or drink?
Anything chocolate. Except cake/cupcakes. They don't like the texture. They do love a good muffin, though.
5. name a time of day that reminds you of them.
Dusk. As the moon is rising and the sun is setting.
6. sun, moon, or stars?
Stars. They shine and burn. They are admired, but eternally imploding.
7. what other universes would you like to see them in?
My current hyperfixations, obviously. Stardew Valley, where they could heal. Sky: Children of the Light, where they'd get their childhood back. Gravity Falls, maybe. The Owl House. They can fit into many situations.
8. do you ship your oc with canon characters? why or why not?
No. Not only is Nico a child for a good chunk of their story, but they're also very AroAce.
9. do you like to ship your oc with other ocs? or are you open to it?
Also no. They're AroAce. But if someone else thinks their OC and Nico would click well, they can be friends or in a qpp.
10. does your oc have a scent specific to them?
Autumn. Warm and crisp, pumpkin and spice.
11. name 3-5 things that you associate your oc with.
Heavy rain storms (no lightning/thunder) | A flame that you cannot tell whether it's a Pyre or a Bonfire | A peace-tied rapier or scimitar | The galaxy itself | A flower crown.
12. do you have a playlist for your oc?
Not yet, but I'm gonna get started on one sooner rather than later.
13. is there a saying or quote you associate with your oc?
"An eye for an eye and the world goes blind" -Mahatama Gandhi
14. what would their favorite movie be?
They greatly prefer books over movies, because they can read while they walk. But probably something by Studio Ghibli. Like Kiki's Delivery Service.
15. how long have you had them?
I've only had Nico for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I will kill everybody on this site and then myself /reference (it's me, I make the things happen)
16. do you make memes for or of your oc?
Not yet. I do eventually plan to put Nico's name in an incorrect quotes generator.
17. if they don't have one, would your oc have a pet? if so, what kind of pet?
They already have their Familiar, a Blaze Fox. His name is Remy, after their favorite fandom-named character (it's not the rat). Anyone who guesses who it is gets my approval.
18. is your oc afraid of anything?
Not really. Theyre just tired. Bugs/Spiders give them the creeps, though.
19. does your oc have siblings?
They do! A pair of younger twins, five years younger. They were seven when Nico disappeared. I wonder if they even remember their older sibling?
20. is your oc like you in any way?
I kinda base all OCs around myself, so yeah. I imagine we have the same body type and the same life experience up until Nico was summoned to the Spiral.
21. how many ocs do you got?
One for just about every fandom, if not multiple per. So... a lot. Possibly uncountable.
22. do you have an all-time favorite oc or a current favorite?
Obviously, my current favorite is my son Nico.
23. do you have a mood board or a pinterest board for your oc?
Unfortunately, no. And I likely never will.
24. does your oc have a favorite color?
Purple. After so much time, they still love purple.
25. what is their comfort item?
An old jacket that came to the Spiral with them from home. Its a comforting texture and covers their arms when their robe doesn't.
26. do they have a comfort place?
Mortis and Blossom let Nico rest in their branches. They ask for permission every time even though the trees insist they don't need to. Nico also enjoys sitting on the roof of their House and staring into the stars.
27. do you have any AUs for your oc?
My other Death Wizard, Moira. They're the result of being born earlier, and thus being given more time to find themself. They're a high school graduate when Ambrose summons them to Ravenwood. They're able to shoulder the responsibility of holding the fate of the Spiral in their hands. Not that Nico was incapable. But Nico's a child. They never learned healthy coping mechanisms. Basically, Moira is able to keep smiling, while Nico gave up on it.
28. is there an aesthetic for your oc?
Enderman from Minecraft lol.
But on the pseudo-official list, Dark Academia, Alternative (that is, if they weren't basically a celebrity and created fashion trends), Cryptidcore, and other similar ones.
29. does your oc have a self-care routine?
The only self care they perform is knocking back a potion when they're injured. Other than basic hygiene and some magic tricks they learned to prevent acne, they are the worst at taking care of themself.
The only self-care practice they have is reading a book in Mortis' branches
30. what is your favorite thing about your oc?
I've never written a cynical character before. Theyre always optimistic, chaotic and proud, and ever-smiling. I'm excited to try and write a child's whimsical imagination turn into exhaustion and pessimism lol
Credit: oc asks by @justbeingbuck
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Late Intro <3
[Games & Userbox Masterlist]
Hello! Here is an intro I probably should have created when I first made this blog:)
Here are a list of things that will appear on my blog:
Incorrect Stardew Valley quotes.
Stardew related userboxes.
The occasional Stardew related headcanons.
Stuff I take requests for:
Userboxes
Headcanons
Perhaps drabbles and the such in the future?
Rules surrounding userboxes:
All requests must begin with 'this user _' or something similar to that.
Your request must be somehow related to Stardew Valley.
Please don't send in discriminatory requests.
If you'd like a certain photo/emoji/etc. inserted, feel free to attach it with your ask.
Please give credit if you decide to use a userbox of mine.
All my other blogs:
@littlewhispersofsolitude - My main/writing blog.
@writing-culture-is - My writing culture blog.
@a-crumb-of-whump - My whump blog.
@mydearhosea - My Red Dead Redemption 2 blog.
@depression-culture-is - My depression culture blog.
@tears-of-the-wild - My zelda blog.
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My Links / Other Social Medias
If I have a website/social media I’m comfortable sharing, then it’ll be here:) Hoping this declutters my pinned post a bit.
Consider donating to my PayPal?
My Social Medias
Archive Of Our Own: a-crumb-of-whump
Cohost: a-crumb-of-whump
Discord: Mievja
Instagram: miev.ja
Other Tumblr Blogs
@a-sip-of-milo (Mental Health + Cluster B positivity)
@depression-culture-is (Depression culture blog)
@evieafterhours (18+)
@incorrect-stardew-quotes (Stardew Valley)
@littlewhispersofpalia (Palia)
@littlewhispersofsolitude (OTP prompts)
@mydearhosea (Red Dead Redemption)
@ndcultureis (neurodivergent culture blog)
@writing-culture-is (writing culture blog)
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Hey, my name is Milo or Evie. Palia is my current hyperfixation at the moment, so I thought I'd create a blog instead of bothering people on my main blog LOL.
Here are a list of things that will appear on my blog:
Incorrect quotes
Ask games
Headcanons/plot discussions/etc.
Userboxes
Possibly writing in the future?
Here are a list of things I will take requests for:
Userboxes
Keep scrolling for more information on requests
Rules surrounding requests for userboxes:
If you have a photo you'd like used for it, attach it! Your ask will not be answered publicly.
Please be as specific as you can.
No hating on certain ships.
Requests are open at the moment!
Rules surrounding general asks:
I'm open to talk about just about anything as long as you're respecful.
Questions are always welcome!
That's about it lol.
Here are my other Tumblr blogs:
@littlewhispersofsolitude - My main/writing blog.
@incorrect-stardew-quotes - My stardew valley blog.
@tears-of-the-wild - my zelda blog.
@mydearhosea - My Red Dead blog.
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*Sebastian is moping at the Stardrop Saloon bar, Maru is beside him having some lunch, Sam is in the corner doing something*
Sebastian: Life stinks, that's the Whole deal. Life stinks!
Maru: Yeah, just ask your feet.
Sebastian: What's that Maru?
Maru: Mm? Oh, I said you should be up on your feet, y'know, movin' around, get the ol' circulation goin'!
Sebastian: Why? Doctor just gave me a death sentence Maru. That's what it is, y'know a DEATH. SENTENCE. He might as well have pulled out a shotgun, put it beside my head and blown it off.
Maru: I don't think general practitioners can do that. Harvey only said you were out of shape, he didn't say you were gonna die Seb.
Sebastian: He said I couldn't ride my motorcycle anymore! I mean, it's worse than dying!
*Alex storms in*
Alex: Sam, have you seen Sebastian? Notices Seb Oh, Sebbie! Eh, up and at 'em! Let's go at it!
Sebastian: Drop dead Alex, I'm about to.
Alex: I'll have you know mister, I'm in terrific shape! Maru, come on over here, try to hurt me.
Maru: Oh no, no no no! I know this one, this is where you tear out my heart and show it to me just before I die. I think enough boys have done that to me in my lifetime already, thanks very much!
Alex: Smart girl! *Shane walks in* Shane! Come on! Try to hurt me!
Shane: Alright, you're short and you can't get a date.
Alex: I meant physically.
Shane: No thanks, I'm gettin' a drink.
Alex: Sam! get over here, come on! Try to hurt me!
Sam: *Kicks Alex in the Knee*
Sebastian: *Laughs*
Alex: I meant with your hands! *Turns to Sebastian* I wasn't ready.
Sebastian: If you were gonna get mugged, they'd have to phone ahead and make a reservation!
Pierre walks in: Who'd like a butter tart!
*Silence*
Pierre: Gus made them.
Everyone: Oh, okay, yum!
Alex: *Kicks the tray of tarts out of Pierre's hands* Hiyaah!
Pierre: Are you crazy! Half my butter tarts are stuck to the ceiling!
Alex: *Points to Sebastian* This man, does not need a butter tart. You might as well have taken one of those things and jammed it right into his heart!
Pierre: I'd like to take one of those things and jam it down your throat! Those took me two hours and nine pounds of flour!
Sebastian: I thought you said Gus made them!
Pierre: Well, you wouldn't have noticed the difference.
Alex: I'll have you know, Sebastian has given up junk food.
Sebastian: Woah, woah! Alex, since when?
Alex: Since you decided to lose twenty pounds and shape up, you pathetic Blubber Butt!
Maru: Ha! Blubber butt, good one Alex!
Sebastian: What are you laughing at, tubby?
Maru: Who me?
Sebastian: Look, you got a body like a sack of tapioca!
Pierre: Tapioca, Ha!
Maru: Oh yeah, you should talk Pierre!
Pierre: Who me?
Maru: Yes you, If Mayor Lewis asked you to list your first three ingredients, you'd have to list fat, Fat, FAT!
Shane: *Laughs*
Pierre: And what are you laughing at?
Shane: Who me?
Pierre: Yeah, I mean… You put on another five pounds and you'd have your own gravitational field!
Sam: *Laughs*
Shane: What are you laughing at? And don't say "Who me?". You let those jeans out one more time, you're gonna have nine separate pieces of denim.
Alex: Okay, alright, I think we've established you're all a little overweight. So can we get started! Now… assume this position. *Assumes goofy looking and probably fake martial arts position*
Shane: Well… let's just assume I assumed it, and don't dent the floor you guys.
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Gordon: it's not a near death experience it's a vibe check from god
Warren: oh god his brain DID melt
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Introduction Post
Hello! You've already seen all the important stuff in my bio. Asks are always welcome, whether they're related to BG3 or not. Just be respectful. Any hate or discussions of serious topics (bigotry, politics, general drama that I haven't already talked about, etc.) can be had with me off anon or not at all.
This blog will contain NSFW themes. That includes sex, violence and all sorts of other unhealthy things that I do not condone in real life (I am a whump writer, after all).
If you think this will make you uncomfortable, please feel free to block me / scroll away. I encourage it.
Here are a list of things that will appear on my blog:
BG3 screenshots
Discussions of BG3 (not spoiler safe!)
BG3 userboxes, polls and other games.
Eventually, fanfiction. It'll all be posted to my AO3 and here.
Masterlists
BG3 games, polls and userboxes
Here are my other Tumblr blogs:
@littlewhispersofsolitude - My main/writing blog. This is the blog that is set to send non-anonymous asks.
@a-crumb-of-whump - My whump blog. Has a lot of graphic/violent themes, and is where BG3 whump will go (as well as here).
@a-sip-of-milo - My mental health blog. Will also feature some personal things (photos of my cats, me, things that happen in my day-to-day life, etc.)
@evieafterhours - My NSFW blog. Will contain taboo kinks and graphic things, so please be cautious if you choose to follow.
@incorrect-stardew-quotes - My stardew valley blog.
@tears-of-the-wild - my Zelda blog.
@mydearhosea - My Red Dead blog.
@littlewhispersofpalia - Palia blog.
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