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|| THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT - Taylor Swift ||
Genres: Alt-Pop, Synthpop, Singer-Songwriter
REVIEW
Why was this album made? Someone tell me, please. This is a half-assed, boring project which is a pain to listen to.
Starting off quite strong, 'Fortnight' is definitely a good song. One of the best on this whole album, actually. That's all it is, though. Just good. Everything functions like it's supposed to, and it's not entirely forgettable, but it doesn't feel like there's anything below surface level. 'I love you / It's ruining my life' just seems a bit heavy handed, no? I did enjoy it quite a bit, I didn't even notice Post Malone was there which is definitely a bonus (it does lose points for telling me to move to florida, though). Sadly, all of the charm is lost by the time we get to the title track, and it doesn't return. Also, quick note: The title is really pretentious. You're not tortured and these lyrics definitely aren't poetry.
The lyrics on this album are lazy too. 'My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys', get it? Like, I'm the toy that's being broken?? Being cast aside by a partner is a brilliant songwriting topic, but Swift's talent appears to have been thrown out the window for this album. The metaphor is executed horribly and ends up being on the nose with little to discover underneath its surface, an unfortunately common theme throughout this album.
The production of this whole album is really lazy and same-y and I'm definitely with the crowd telling her to drop Jack Antonoff as producer after this. The singer and the song should be equals a good 80% of the time, but Swift's voice dominates every track while the instrumentation is slim to none. Everything about the album has been made to fit around her and her voice, but that doesn't have to be the case; Having more interesting instrumentation and production would've benefited this record an incredible amount. Sadly, we're left with bland Synthpop production that isn't memorable at all.
Some of the most enjoyable parts of this album are the track titles, Swift releasing a song called 'Fresh Out The Slammer' is just hilarious to me. 'Florida!!!' is boring, 'loml' is boring, 'The Alchemy' is boring, every song on this album has me bored to tears. It makes me wonder if I'm missing something here? Nothing about this album stands out to me at all unless it's so bad it's funny. At every turn, Swift fails to create a catchy melody or a memorable tune in favour of overproduced, bland pop music. During the listening process I had to take breaks between songs because I was so drained. I even fell asleep during my first listen (I am an eepy lil guy but most albums don't do that to me). By the end of the album I felt like my soul had been wrung out. It's stuffed full of filler that makes it impossible to remember.
This is her worst album to date, no doubt about it. It's so painfully dull and uninteresting, both lyrically and production-wise. At least the only way is up from here. I've heard that the anthology is better but at this point I don't think I can bear to listen to it. I really hope her next album of new material is better.
FINAL SCORE: 37/100
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#music#album review#album#music review#lp#2024#alt pop#synthpop#singer songwriter#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#ttpd#red score
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Nice try Bioware, but I know the state of Southern Thedas better than you do.
First off, it matters if the Hero of Ferelden is alive or not. When the First Warden recalled all wardens, our hero knew that was a bad call and refused, finally splitting off from Weisshaupt after years of mismanagement and taking scores of wardens with them. Their presence and leadership makes all the difference, rallying southern Thedas once more against the blight. If you have only an Orlesian Warden Commander in Amaranthine they’re less inspiring, but as long as you’ve done Awakening they are a boon nonetheless. There is someone to lead the fight against the darkspawn while other focus on the Venatori.
If you 100% completed Awakenings and also Soldier’s Peak, the Ferelden wardens have never been so prepared. They’re organized, they’re outfitted and they’ve been ready for this for years. Also, if you allied with the Architect then you have scores of strange research to give you an edge.
If Merrill completed her Eluvian then she moves south once again and joins the effort. She’s managed to cleanse the blight before and she’s ready to try it again. And her knowledge of the crossroads gives the south an edge on their movement and supply lines. If Hawke’s sibling is a Warden they accompanied her.
If the Inquisitor let Briala have power in any way, the Dales become the leaders in the war against the Venatori, forming a formidable alliance with Ferelden, Orzammar and the Marches, the likes of which have never been seen. And if you completed Jaws of Hakkon then their alliances with the Avvar and Chasind are stronger than ever.
Of course, if the Inquisitor kept the Wardens around after Here Lies the Abyss then their numbers are bolstered. It may cost Wiesshaupt later, but that’s Rooks problem. And if you completed the Descent, then the Inquisitor and Warden had a much better idea of what was coming and spent ten years getting ready.
They will not be broken.
They will weather this storm.
#the warden commander will end the schism when the first warden apologizes and NO SOONER#im imagining this like me3's galactic readiness score. HoF multiplies the score by a lot. the orlesian commander only by like 2#there are so many other things to fit here as little boosts too#war table missions. red jenny stuff. watch towers in the hinterlands. allying with mages instead of conscripting#everyone from past games is either in the north helping rook or south helpin the warden. the sky's the limit follow your heart#a better age of dragons#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#says Ser
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I'm sure someone has said this before but...
I think it would be really funny if Scarecrow fear-gassed Tim and just, like... nada. Red Robin keeps walking right towards him, no mask for the toxins, just breathing it in, and beats Scarecrow's sorry ass back into Arkham.
Crane is panicking: what went wrong with the gas? Was it sabotaged? Have the bats figured out how to metabolize it somehow? Is Red Robin not a human? What is going on???
Meanwhile, in the Batcave, everyone is asking Tim how he did it, and he's like, "um. I didn't get gassed? Like, I was having a trauma-induced hallucinogenic episode, don't get me wrong! I saw loved ones dying everywhere; Bruce hating me; failing at everything I do because I'm not actually smart, just lucky... the usual. But it wasn't Scarecrow's doing. That just happens."
And then a minute later he's like, "although that hallucination did have a lot of spiders in it... holy shit, I might have been fear-gassed."
#batfam#tim drake#red robin#scarecrow#johnathan crane#idk if this is funny or just sad#which sums up Tim's life so...#score?
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okay i put some thought into this
MALPRACTICE: Willingness and ability to break the law. Mostly a physical stat. How often to they break the law on a case by case basis. this is quantitative not qualitative. 13 and chase have both killed men on purpose, but kutner has set 3 different people on fire. INTELLIGENCE: Book smarts. Are you an A student or a B student. SOCIAL SKILLS: Ability to get along with others, ability to manipulate others, ability to make yourself be liked. CASE SOLVING: Different than raw intelligence. How many House MD Medical Mysteries do you solve. Let's call it creative brilliance. AMBITION: How likely are you to stab a dude to get ahead. CHUTZPAH: Taub's ability to score with 20 year olds. Kutner's ability to set people on fire and get away with it. Audacity. Doing wild shit and getting away with it. Taking big risks. EMOTIONS: How good are you at expressing your feelings and dealing with the feelings of others? Empathy is a part of this score but it's mostly a measure of how emotionally repressed are you.
#i'm sorry kutner's intelligence seems low. he's very smart. they're all very smart. but he's kinda ditzy#13's cautious nature also translates into weirdly low scores#half of chase's emotions score is based on how often he cries#btw the only correct malpractice score is a zero#btw btw the colors are exactly correct i won't take notes on this. taub's vibe IS purple. cameron IS red.#malpractice posting#house md#hatecrimes md
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i think changelings in their neutral forms should look humanoid but just sliiiiiightly off. and they move verryyyyyy strangely <3
#you better USE that 22 dexterity score orin#dnd: null#ive always had this idea in my head that null (not knowing theyre a changeling at the start of the game) moves so weird. terrible posture#that combined with it getting so close in your personal space. theyre fun#orin the red#bg3 orin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the dark urge#bg3 durge#lee art
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put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers <333
Thank you so much lovely🫶🫶🫶
Oh goodness this is a hard question because I like way too many songs😂 though I am a huge Swiftie & since I’ve on my TOG binge have been listening to a lot of fan playlists so let’s let my history decide🤣 these have been in a heavy rotation:
“Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” by Taylor Swift
“Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan
“Please Please Please” by Sabrina Carpenter
“Blonde” by Maisie Peters
“Can’t Catch Me Now” by Olivia Rodrigo
@impossibelle @iwantavaldezinator @idfendyr @shadowhunters77 @archerons-elain @cheap-spirits @maevecrom @endlessdaydream @somethingsomewhereanywhere @korepio
p.s. as always, no pressure tags :-) 💕
(Heads up for some tags: this is my main account, the side-blog ur probably used to seeing (as I’m more active) is @acourtofquestions I have a terrible habit of mixing up pages/conversations; so if ur going “who tagged me?” it’s just me lol)
#ask#answer#tag game#five songs#Swifties#Taylor Swift#Chapell Roan#Maisie Peters#Sabrina Carpenter#livies#Olivia Rodrigo#TTPD#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#short n sweet#who’s afraid of little old me#legit the most Celaena/Aelin song I know#red wine supernova#95% of this (aside from the 1000% of just CHAPELL🤩) is “canine teeth in the side of my neck aka rowaelin 😂🤦♀️🤣😜🙃#please please please#please please please for mob wife Elide Lochan vibes#blonde#I feel like this one is explainable without explanation lol#can’t catch me now#all these scores for HG make great character/fandom music#a court of questions#fangirl music#I really need to get how did it end out of my head for my TOG sanity lol Maasverse#thread post#I never know if I’m supposed to ask or post lol😂 thank you lovelies SO MANY GOOD MUTUALS TO TAG too little tumblr space🫶
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the music in red, white & royal blue score • soundtrack • firstprince playlist
#rwrbedit#rwrb movie#red white and royal blue#rwrbsource#rwrb#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#firstprince#soundtrack#score#drum & lace#*#mine#happy 3 weeks :)
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Cillian Murphy + favorite music moments
happy birthday, Robin! (@madeline-kahn)
#userrobin#cillian murphy#breakfast on pluto#perrier's bounty#peaky blinders#the delinquent season#sunshine#red lights#inception#a quiet place part ii#anna#free fire#28 days later#watching the detectives#HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBIN!!!!!!!#this is very reductive i'm sorry#at first i only wanted to include songs but he really was in movies with some of the most iconic scores so......#and i haven't seen oppenheimer yet.....#i mostly went for the comedy angle bc i think cillian is hilarious#breakfast on pluto had a lot of great songs but i chose fly robin fly bc it's literally your name#john denver is here bc i put him in the previous mix too#and 'new in town' is funny bc it's also in jennifer's body#anyway hope youre having an amazing day!! wishing you so much happiness and love <3#*if you want a spotify link to the mix (yes i made it. it exists) just let me know#MWAHH
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Just a thought: how would it look to the characters when theres a twistune.
Gotta get those perfects, its important to get that SS rank and Great Combo
#twisted wonderland#disney twst#cater diamond#deuce spade#ace trappola#twst comic#twst shitpost#twst#twst art#twst yuu#idk what yuu looks like#art#icl i still like paint the roses red twistune the most#its like the only twistune i can get a perfect score on hard#twst cater#twst ace#twst deuce#twst grim
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Points scored in the Triple Header
Verstappen: 61
Hamilton: 55
Piastri: 43
Russell: 42
Norris: 40
Sainz: 38
Hulkenberg: 16
Leclerc: 12
Perez: 11
Stroll: 6
Magnussen: 4
Alonso: 4
Gasly: 3
Albon: 2
Ricciardo: 2
Tsunoda: 1
Ocon: 1
Sargeant: 0
Zhou: 0
Bottas: 0
#f1#Mercedes have scored the most points out of any team across this triple header (97)#McLaren (83) Red Bull (72) Ferrari (50)
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bitch4bitch
#this is of use to nobody but me and my quiet little leonkirill headcanon that i will probably never make public#but i'll enjoy it all the same#fun fact kirill's is a reaction taken from an oilers game right after they scored. the goal scorer? leon.#red thread etc.#leon#kirill
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Hey uh what the fuck happened during the Rockies/Red Sox game yesterday
#mlb#boston red sox#colorado rockies#THIS IS NOT A NOFMAL SCORE#the Rockies having a total of 38 wins is killing me. irs July
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red bull: daniel’s bad habits from mclaren are fixed, he did well in the sim, and his tire test was so good that we immediately knew he was ready to be in a car.
alpha tauri & yuki: daniel’s feedback on the car has been instrumental, and he performed so well in difficult race conditions even though he didn’t have any upgrades and had some bad luck.
rando twitter user who doesn’t have the data, didn’t know liam lawson’s name three weeks ago, and constantly insults the way red bull quickly drops drivers who don’t perform: they’re only letting him drive for pr even though he’s a washed up failure.
#like is red bull too harsh on their drivers or are they hiring a pr merchant who can’t perform. pick a side.#it’s just hilarious that every single person who actually knows the sport & daniel’s data/contributions#won’t shut up about how helpful he’s been and how well he’s done and how mclaren doesn’t reflect his performance#but these random people on twitter think they know better#and their excuse is ‘well liam scored points’ as if he isn’t driving a different car entirely lmfao#like liam has done well! i like liam a lot!#but he’s benefited from a better car/things happening around him in the race/not being head to head against yuki#he’s done a great job but there’s literally been ZERO real head to head comparison between the 3 drivers#but alpha tauri/red bull rate daniel and they have his data and know what hes done for the car & setup#i don’t ever deny that daniel’s popularity certainly doesn’t hurt#but they dropped nyck like he was nothing#red bull axes anyone who can’t perform#if daniel couldn’t do it then he wouldn’t have a seat. not that hard to understand.#people on the internet make me feral. i cannot use the internet. i need to stick to my curated feeds bc everyone is so STUPID.
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Red Sox catcher Sammy White looks balletic as he grabs a high throw from Dom DiMaggio while Mickey Mantle slides home, August 11, 1952. The Yankees won, 7-0.
Photo: Walter Kelleher for the NY Daily News via Getty Images
#vintage New York#1950s#Walter Kelleher#NY Yankees#Mickey Mantle#Sammy White#11 Aug.#Boston Red Sox#Yankees vs. Red Sox#runner scores#vintage baseball#Aug. 11
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Red's Guide to Resident Evil [Volume Six - Resident Evil 2 (2019)]:
Scenery: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [+1]
Characters: Leon S. Kennedy [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] | Ada Wong [1] [2] [3] [4] | Claire Redfield [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] | Sherry Birkin [1] [2] [3] | Marvin Branagh [1] [2] [3] | Annette Birkin [1] [2] [3] | William Birkin [1] | Robert & Emma Kendo [1] | Ben Bertolucci [1]
Pairings: Aeon [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
Alternate Costumes: Leon S. Kennedy [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [+1] | Claire Redfield [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [+1] | Sherry Birkin [1]
Creatures: Zombies & Cerberus [1] | G-Birkin [1] [2] | Mr. X [1]
Alternate Content: Fourth Survivor [1] |Ghost Survivors [1] [2] [3] [4] [+1] [+2]
Specific Scenes: [1] | [1] [2]
#crimson's gifs: resident evil#Resident Evil#RE#Resident Evil 2#RE2#RE2R#Resident Evil 2 Remake#RE2MAKE#Red's Gifset Masterlists#Red's Resident Evil Files#Leon S. Kennedy#Leon Kennedy#Claire Redfield#Ada Wong#Sherry Birkin#Annette Birkin#William Birkin#Marvin Branagh#Robert Kendo#Aeon#Pairing: Keeping Score#Ada Wong x Leon S. Kennedy
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Alex vs. everyone and everything in Red White & Royal Blue
Round 1
Alex: 0 Nora: 1
Round 2
Alex: 0 Henry: 1
Round 3
Alex: 0 Cake: 1
Round 4
Alex: 0 Ellen: 1
Round 5
Alex: 0 Zahra: 1
Round 6
Alex: 0 Zahra: 1
Round 7
Alex: 0 Amy: 1
Round 8
Alex: 0 Shaan: 1
Round 9
Alex: 0 Cornbread: 1
Round 10
Alex: 1 Amy: 0
#i think Henry might score a point in that last one too#red white and royal blue#rwrb#alex claremont diaz#henry fox#prince henry rwrb#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#rwrb film#red white and royal blue movie#rwrb thoughts
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