#reclaimed s slur

[cartoonscientist]

freak2freak, schizo4schizo, feral loving feral, etc.

[hexagonopus]

CW: discussion of slurs, uncensored use of the r slur and the f slur

i wanted to talk about the way people use the R slur and are like, "no uwu its ok im reclaiming it"

like, just as a disclaimer (i consider this basically unrelated to my actual point):

but like, if someone tells me they arent comfortable with me using the r slur when around them, obviously im gonna not use it around them.

thats not really related to the topic at hand imo, though. id do the same thing with words like queer which have been unambiguously reclaimed but do still make some people feel targeted or upset.

if someone asked me not to talk about dogs when around them because their dog passed away id think about it the same way, and its not super about the semiotics of the word dog or smth

but we can observe that the word "retarded" used to describe neurodivergent people comes from a medical field that was, at its base, hostile to a vulnerable minority population. the inception of the word was not neutral, it was aggressive. it was also imposed from above onto that same minority group, and used to discriminate them out from the in group.

thats the historical basis of the word being a slur. as the medical field has advanced over time, we've shed that term in an academic context, because our treatment of and understanding of neurodivergent people has advanced to a point where "mentally slow or halted in mental progression" is not an accurate description of how the medical field understands neurodivergent people as a group.

ill admit, we can also observe that terms like "stupid, lame, moronic, imbecile, idiot", etc also have similar roots and an argument can be made that they also used to be slurs, even if they aren't used in that way anymore. so like theres a path that i think a lot of people want to take the word retarded down, and a lot of people also relate to having used it in that sense basically their whole life. i dont super want to discount that

but

so many people who use the r slur posture so much about "oh im reclaiming it", and i guess i find that pretty absurd.

like. "queer" is reclaimed bc we use queer as a neutral, descriptive word. the n word is reclaimed as a display of comradery. sometimes people will call themselves like the f slur or the d slur to say just, "im so gay" in a positive way. these are words who have a tangibly different use than they had as slurs, they are not being used to slur people.

but ive never actually seen someone use the r slur that way? its always being used derogatorily. it is fundamentally still being used as a slur. and we agree that slurs are bad. so why doesnt that compute?

you cant just continue to call things the r slur as an insult to say its stupid as hell and consider that reclamation bc its like, identical to how the slur has been used for decades

like if i say "im such a fag" im not rly saying "im degenerate and not masculine" im saying like. god i like boys and im gay and im gay. yknow??

this isnt like the word retard. ive LITERALLY never in my entire life seen someone use the word retard to mean smth other than an insult. if someone used "retard" in a like self affectionate sense to evoke comradery w/ other neurodivergent people. thats groovy imo that would be a case of trying to "reclaim" it.

my beef is with people who use the word "retard" in a way indistinguishable from how people have use it for decades, just to say "thats stupid, thats low, i dont like that" and then are like "no u dont get it; im neurodivergent so its reclaimation"

finally, a note addressed to the people who want to use the r slur as a word for "stupid" not directed at neurodivergent people:

if someone is using the r slur they should be honest about why they're saying it. and that is, always:

because its an insult, they're trying to insult something by calling it stupid.

they're trying to neutrally describe a neurodivergent people bc they think its still the 1960s

they're specifically trying to insult neurodivergent people

and like, HOPEFULLY we can agree that 3 is just bad.

2 is also bad, if arguably well intentioned. its smth to be corrected, and thats what things like Rosa's Law was passed for.

and ig in that context, i dont personally see the appeal of using it in the case of 1.

why would u want to share that kind of linguistic company w/ 2 and 3, yknow???

[deercliff]

I cannot for the life of me find the tumblr post this is based off in the wild but here's a screenshot of it

Anyway these are Moira and Pan, the protagonists of my comic. I feel that this sums up their dynamic, and also "he is motivated by incredible horniness, but the horniness is not for sex" is a real way I have described Pan on multiple occasions.

[cringelordofchaos]

.....I thinkg I've gotten a bit too lenient with the f slur

[mwagneto]

hungarian/nomadic magyar tumblr circa 998AD dashboard simulator

🏞️ vándor-ló-979 Follow

not yall still spreading emese's foundation myth??? she literally claims she fucked a bird????? like either she's lying or she cheated and she's trying to cover it up or well. i dont even want to consider the third option

🪺 magánügyek Follow

tengri forbid women do anything???

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🦅 szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay im sick of the discourse let's do this.

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🐎 istván-rovására Follow

that took so long lmao -> !!!!!!!∧◇ᛏ⋈∧

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🐴 csillagösvény Follow

i'm so serious rn if you support """istván""" in any way just unfollow and block me. we do NOT need him or his dumbass god and what he's been doing to our people to spread his religion is shameful.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

btw we all know your real name is vajk stop larping as a christian it's EMBARRASSINGGGG

✝️ esztergom-örökké Follow

love seeing my mutuals reblogging this /s anyway op has multiple posts on their blog supporting quartering and human sacrifice. in case you were wondering. anyway stand with István

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

1) we dont even do human sacrifices, are you fucking stupid??? show me ONE post where i talk about that. 2) are you seriously forgetting that your bestie istván LITERALLY QUARTERED HIS UNCLE?????

#sorry to put this dumbass on the dash😭 dont even engage just block them #ur not making it up the tree of life lmao #discourse

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🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

friendly reminder that just because you're white passing doesn't mean you're not a real magyar!! people with mixed parents are just as valid <3

🏇 attila-népe Follow

cranky coz ur ancestors decided to mix with the europeans arent you

🧺 lemezelő Follow

isnt your girlfriend literally frankish????

🏇 attila-népe Follow

you had to have done some serious stalking to find that💀 and first of all i didn't have a choice, my parents picked the tribe, and second of all she's not my "girlfriend" i got her via ritual kidnapping (WITH consent. before anyone gets weird)

🌐 a-kiber-kovács Follow

Couldn't you have kidnapped another magyar woman? Or someone from another mongoloid tribe?

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

ohh sure so now human pet guy is gonna chime in to advocate for the kidnapping of our women while being lowkey racist. what are you even doing on nomadblr????

🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

what the fuck happened to my post

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🪔 rakabonciás Follow

for the nth time, you're only a true shaman if you were born with teeth OR with extra fingers OR in the sac. the rest of you are faking & we can tell.

🦅szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay people keep spreading this but this is literally just wrong?? like congrats on the 6 fingers op im glad u and Little Golden Father have a special connection (genuinely) but like. táltos and sámán and mágus and garabonciás and javas etc are all different things with completely different requirements and life paths which you should definitely know if you're claiming to be one?? especially since your post says shaman but you're listing the criteria for a táltos, and your username looks like a play on garabonciás so. which is it🤔 maybe get your facts in order before trying to gatekeep

anyway don't listen to op!! your connection to the Upper World is yours alone and you're the best judge of what the Fathers and Mothers want your path in life to be!!

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🛐 mea-culpa Follow

It breaks my heart that the majority of my people still refuse to see the One True God and insist on sticking to their pagan spirits. I fear that when judgement day comes, we will all be wiped out thanks to their foul godless ways.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

how tf am i godless when i literally have dozens of gods? little mothers and little fathers are in everything all around us & it must suck ass to live in a world where you're not surrounded by the small gods that inhabit everything. manifesting that the fene and the guta tag team beat your ass tonight

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

hadúr will literally strike op down personally. he told me himself. whispered it to me sweetly even

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

while i agree with you, i feel like you might also have ulterior motives, nomadblr user hadúrsimp

#but live your truth! doubly so on the posts of these freak repressed bible lovers. meanwhile on the #COOL side of magyarhood we walk around butt ass naked!!! op have fun never experiencing joy ever again tho #discourse

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👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

posting from an alt so i don't get cancelled but lowkey i'm starting to think koppány was right.... maybe this christianity thing isn't gonna work out after all

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

WRONG BLOG

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

THIS WAS A JOKE. IGNORE THIS

🪺 magánügyek Follow

ISTVÁN????????????? 💀

[cy-cyborg]

This is just a not-so friendly reminder to non-disabled people, especially authors, people in fandoms or in media analysis circles: Cripple/crippled is not just a fancy way of faying "badly injured". it's not an adjective you can just throw in to spice up your sentence because you used "injured" or "disabled" too many times in that paragraph, or because you feel like it gives your writing some extra "oomph".

Cripple is a slur.

A slur the physically disabled community has been asking people not to use for DECADES, since at least the 1970's (50 years). It's a slur with centuries of abuse behind it, centuries of being used to justify physically disabled people as less-than, centuries of demonisation, mistreatment, ostracization, and murder.

Some people within the physical disability community are reclaiming it, that's where movements like cripplepunk (also known as crip-punk or C-punk) come from. That's fine, I'm not talking about that. I love the cripplepunk movement and everything it stands for: being unapologetic about our disabilities and not changing ourselves for the comfort or convenience of able-bodied folks. But the people who use it in that context understand the history of the word, they know how it was used to hurt us, and they understand that not everyone in the physically disabled community is comfortable with the use of the word, especially those who were around when someone being labelled as "crippled" was seen as a valid reason to treat them as less than human. They understand the impact of the word.

But If you, as an able bodied person, casually uses "cripple" in your work, at best you are showing your disabled audience that you haven't been listening to us, at worst, you show you don't care about weather we feel safe in the spaces you have created.

And for able-bodied authors specifically, even if your character is physically disabled, I'd still recommend avoiding it unless you're prepared to do a LOT of sensitivity readings from multiple sensitivity readers. I've been physically disabled since I was 1 year old, I learned to walk for the first time in prosthetics and have been using a wheelchair since I was in school, I have no memory of life as an able-bodied person, and even I don't feel comfortable using the word cripple in my work.

It's a loaded word, with a lot of implications and a LOT of very dark, and for some people, very recent history. It's not a sentence enhancer to just throw in willy-nilly. Please.

[distantmaniacallaugh]

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT IM OFFENDED I WANST TAGGED. GET BACK HERE FAGGOT

I think I’ve already chosen tbh but,, yeaw. most of our folders are roblox-themed so i think pokémon would go better for another timeless classic but so would fnaf which is kinda fucking me up.,,? so:

tagging mutuals for funsies dm to be removed/never added to smth like this again !!

@heartz4moth , @agamemnominon , oh fuck i only have. 2 mutuals. almost tagged distant cuz im Stupid lmao anyways go vote

[kesadoll]

♡ CWS MDNI 1.1k wrds blackfem!reader, exhusband!reiner, HES BLUE COLLARRR with an accent teehee, kinda tipsy y/n, face♡ riding, d♡ ggy, to say he missed you was an understatement, ꒰petnames: pumpkin, baby, good girl┆︎she calls him ♡ rei ♡꒱꒰his voice꒱

♡ sum you accidentally drunk call your ex-husband who's still madly in love with you... rewrote my original idea in like an hour :p

having your ex-husband reiner banging on your front door at 4 in the morning, let alone him now with his face buried in your pussy was not something you expected. 

“i missed y’so fuckin’ much..” he groaned from beneath you, the vibrations from his voice sending chills from the base of your spine up to your neck.

see, you and reiner had been divorced for 2 years, going on a single year with no physical contact, and that was a LOT considering how the two of you wouldn’t let up off each other. reiner would ALWAYS find some excuse or way to be at the house (that he gave to you while he lives in an apartment down the street), and you allowed it every single time. “r-reii-ohmygod~” you cried out, trying to keep your thighs from crushing the poor man’s skull. his eyes never left your body, watching the way that your stomach tensed and dropped with every rough lap of his tongue on your clit. oh and how his near white-blonde stubble, which was so much lighter because of you, rubbed against your inner thighs. it drove you mad, and he loved it.

even when you tried to lift your hips back up after your second going on third orgasm, his rough hands met your hips to hold you still, knowing if you didn’t say the safe word you really didn’t want him to stop. all you could do was grip onto his hair that was already starting to curl back up from the combination of your slick and the fact that he made a beeline straight from the site to come see about you.

that little ‘accidental’ phone call you made hours before just to hear his voice is what led you here, and god, was it worth it. your fate was only cemented when he saw you standing there in his old work shirt with nothing underneath. before you knew it, you were lifted off his mouth and laid on your stomach, not able to help the whine that escaped your lips at the lack of warmth on your cunt. you were so gone already that you hadn’t noticed how quick his clothes came off and that condom was rolled on, only coming back to it when you felt his meaty tip rubbing at your cunt, reveling in your essence.

“wish you c’see how you look, baby.” he purred to you, his slick bottom lip caught between his teeth as he watched as your clit jumped at his words. his hands moved to the fat of your hips, watching intently as he pulled you down onto him, your cunt sucking him in. “shit-”

“mmhmmm~” you slurred out helplessly. your gummy walls welcomed your ex-husband with a need you never knew you had in you before. you knew reiner needed you just as badly, especially with the way his hazel eyes peered through those sweet lashes of his. 

reiner was FAR from a submissive man, but the way his cheeks would flush pink and the noises that would escape from his lips? you knew how to make that man sick. 

you arched your back so deep, reaching an arm behind you to hold onto reiner’s thigh. “pumpkin’- wai-” he sighed, his eyes shooting to the back of his head while you began to bounce back against him. “you jus’ gon’ fuck me like that?”

with your head turned to the side, you bat your eyelashes, your puffy lips curling into a smile, “m-mhm~ m-mished my h-husband.”

reiner didn’t bat an eye. the sounds that were coming from between the both of you and the reclaiming of him being your husband had him in the clouds. any of that southern hospitality he had left in him was slipping away, and you could tell with how he began to move his hips to meet your ass. 

“i needed my pumpkin’..s-so bad.” he sighed, his hand sliding up from the base of your spine, finding solace on your shoulder. you braced yourself, watching out the corner of your eye as reiner wound his hips back, pushing them forward just as quick.

the momentum had your eyes rolling, your tears hitting your cheeks mainly because his dick was hitting that sweet spongey spot while also being so deep you thought his tip would touch your ribcage. your legs began to slide from beneath you due to the sheer force of his thrusts alone, but reiner scooped your hips up with his other hand. 

“nononono, don’t move f’me stay right there..right there right there,” reiner chanted, more to himself than to you. he’d only fucked his poor hand for the year the two of you hadn’t been intimate, and he was dangerously close already. if it wasn’t for his chanting, you would’ve thought so from the way his hips already began to stagger, and you were right there with him.

the words didn’t even get to leave your mouth before those deep breaths started to hit you, followed by the clenching of your cunt with every moan. it only made reiner lean over on top of you, his face buried into your neck. “give it to me, baby.” his hips ground down into you with such depravity your ears ran hot. 

you were reduced to a nod that you were barely able to do, let alone muster up what energy you had left to tell him you were already about to cum. reiner planted kisses along your shoulder leading up to your neck, watching how you writhed beneath him, sending you over the edge when he muttered praises in your ear. “sssuch a good girl.”

the nastiness in his voice didn’t stop after he came. the way you were feeling, you were barely able to ride out the orgasm, reiner having to hold you back onto him as he continued his thrusts. the sound of your whines and the way your pussy sucked him up had him cumming right after you, his hips staggering more than they already were. 

after some time, he pulled back, laying next to you on his back with his chest heaving and all. your sweet giggles cut between pants as you finally lifted your head to look at him, the bottom of your fro sticking to the back of your neck. “if i knew this would happen cus’ i drunk-called you, i would’ve done it already.”

reiner gave you a cheesy smile, nodding as he lifted a hand to rub what was left of your tears off of your cheek. “did y’mean whatcha said?”

“when i said i missed my husband?” you tilted your head, and he nodded again, half expecting you to say it was just in the heat of the moment. what he really didn’t expect was for you to crawl over on top of him, pulling off his condom in the process. the sight of you and the way your ass pushed up against him had him hardening already, your sweet words only making it all the better.

“i did n’ i wanna show him just how much more i need him.”

orignal works by me ♡ reblogs welcome, do not steal/recreate.. sidepiece!eren..

[cartoonscientist]

honestly it’s usually pretty easy for me to tell who’s actually schizophrenic and engaging with conspiracy/paranormal/unreality content in “good faith” and who is just a sane person who has been politically radicalized into believing bullshit like the Mud Flood because actual schizos can not discuss that kind of ideology without adding their own weird shit to it, like, we cannot just follow a structured rhetorical practice without “discovering” new “information”, look at the way we practice Christianity or Buddhism compared to sane people

[vaspider]

Hi! I’m in my early 20’s and a baby gay and i was wondering if you could help me understand the nuances of a particular issue (or point me towards recourses to find some answers). I’ve heard that as an afab enby i shouldn’t be using the f slur because historically it has been used to attack/demean gay men, but i’ve also seen (mostly on tumblr) a push by the queer community to reclaim the word by any queer identity. I want to be inclusive and intersectional and not insult people to the best of my ability so my question is: can i participate in the reclamation of the f slur or should i leave this word to queer men? (I’m also not clear on wether it’s just cis men, includes trans men/amab folks, etc). You don’t have to answer but thanks for your time regardless!

You can do whatever you want forever.

Seriously, though - whoever is telling you that you can't reclaim a particular slur because that doesn't get used against people like you should come review my history sometime. I've had faggot yelled at me (often out of moving cars or in connection with physical abuse) more times than I can count. They need to talk to Hannah Gadsby, who talks in Nanette about a man who pushed her, thinking she was a faggot and then found out she was a woman, realized she was a "lady faggot" and thus outside his definition of woman and able to be beaten up... so he did.

That kind of "I have decided that people like you haven't been hurt by this so you can't touch this word" cop nonsense is genuinely harmful. We need to bring back the 90s energy of "it takes all of us to take the sting out of a word" where gay men showed up to lesbian marches with "fags for dykes" signs.

This infighting over terms is fucking cop garbage meant to divide us. It's bullshit. If you find strength in calling yourself a fag, a dykefag, a fagdyke, a ladyfag, a girl homo, a lesbo, whatever the fuck, it doesn't fucking matter.

This "no one uses that against people like you" bullshit is just that. Ignore it freely, because it's utter nonsense on many many levels.

[torglives]

ok but even beyond the very obvious fact that calling people the r slur Is Bad it’s just kind of like. a completely insane thing to even consider justifiable.

you’ll see his (frankly, heavily manipulated) fanbase claim that it’s fair for him to crash out over all of this because tommy is “always bringing him up.” — and even if that was true, the normal, healthy, mature, well-adjusted (and however many more adjectives we can apply) response is not to call a group of people a slur on twitter. even if he “thought he could reclaim it.”

& he can claim he “didn’t know the slur rules” (insane, by the way) all he wants, but it will never change that. it will never change the fact that he wasn’t even involved in this little scrap and decided to stick his foot in the door for the opportunity to make it about himself. as he does. and then victimize himself after. as he does. you are 25 years old, not a toddler being denied a cookie before bedtime. i have never in my life seen a single content creator with such a massive, putrid ego. he truly outdoes himself every single time.

here is the truth: dream has spent, and will spend, the rest of his life chasing the idea that he is somehow oppressed, a victim of hate, punished for existing. he romanticizes it. he will take any opportunity to not only insert himself in a situation, but will do so solely to make sure everyone knows just how bad he has it. registered republican, messager of underaged fans, private snapchat-owning, shielder of abusers, perpetuator of racists, forever the guy to feel bad for. i truly believe he is unable to recognize that he is in the wrong, because he always believes himself to be in the right. and i believe he is surrounded by people who support those delusions, because they believe those same things about themselves. he lives in an echo-chamber.

he will not learn. he can post as many apologies as he wants, all avoiding that magic five letter word that starts with s and ends with orry, and he will not change. not that that’s something you didn’t know already.

[the-acid-pear]

For the record there's an option to call HIM a slur which I didn't pick because I wanted to check what slurs he'd teach me but now I'm curious if he'd have acknowledged that is in fact a slur and has been considered as such for quite some time now.

I'm learning so much

[dandysworldhcs]

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[lowkeyrobin]

OMG I've had this idea for a while but fuckshit x shy turned confident reader where they're in the same class but fuckshit doesn't really notices reader until reader starts dressing for themself and does things they want to do instead of letting people walk all over them and fuckshit starts developing a crush and starts seeing reader everywhere !!! Thank you love you robinnnn <33

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STOP I LOVE THIS WTF ♣️ dw I saw the other thing ik its u bae ; love you too freakazoid ; thanks for requesting pookieeee hope u enjoy

FUCKSHIT ; confidence

summary ; fuckshit develops a crush on the new you

warnings ; language, censored racial slur, weed

disclaimers ; fuckshits real name is gonna be olan (like the actor himself) as much as I don't like it that much it's the best bet + I don't wanna make up some random name for him 😭🙏 it's just bc ain't no teacher is gonna call him fuckshit and stuff ; also I do censor the n word one bc I'm not black, two it's how ray and fuckshit talk, it's not overused or anything, I'm just not trying to whitewash their speech and mannerisms and them reclaiming that word is kinda important for them because they're black skaters in the 90s so 🙏

word count ; 1k

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You used to cover yourself up a lot, even during summer. Sweaters and long sweatpants and jeans paired with hightop Converse were your usual outfits, even in the blazing LA heat.

You skated here and there, not at any parks or popular spots, just around. You shared a class with Olan, or Fuckshit as he likes to be called, at school. You had 12th period history with him, where he sat next to you.

You were very shy and reserved, you never talked to anyone unless spoken to and spent your time in the back of the class just getting through your work. Every so often, Fuckshit would try to talk to you to little or no avail. He never really noticed you much in the hallway or any other class either, so he didn't have any other way to talk to or see you through the day.

He didn't know much about you, which is why he also didn't know much about how you'd let people walk over, use, and bully you. He'd defended you in class once, but that was the extent of it. He wasn't a bully whatsoever, a fuckboy, yeah, but he wouldn't make fun of you for some dumb reason like the way you dress or the way you bite your nails.

But, now, he couldn't help but stare at you.

He could finally see your gorgeous eyes again, your smile proving that you were much happier this way. You seemed so excited and confident. He even noticed you in the hallway talking to someone with a smile on your face.

He had to say something.

"Oh, shit, like your shirt. Gravediggaz is fire." He smiles.

You return said smile. "Oh, thanks! You listen?"

"Hell yeah, n****"

He sees the kids who usually made fun of you snicker and whisper a few feet away, but pays them no mind. You follow his gaze and get a quick look before rolling your eyes and turning back to him.

"Fucking annoying" You say, placing a finger gun to your temple. "You skate, right?"

"Yeah, why? You trynna hang?"

"Maybe" You chuckle and shrug, "Going to the courthouse, just wanna show off some tricks at that party. Wanna come with me? You'd make it way less embarrassing"

"Yeah, of course" He grins, "Mind if I bring my boys along?"

"Oh, please. The more the merrier" You nod, "I'll be under the left tree at six, yeah?"

"Yeah"

Safe to say he couldn't wait to talk to you later considering he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Ray had been making fun of him all afternoon while Fourthgrade filmed it all, Ruben's laughter prominent in the background.

He was basically bouncing off the walls as the minutes ticked away, time coming closer and closer as to when he'd see you again.

"Put your dick away"

"Shut the fuck up! I'm just excited"

"Yeah, excited alright"

"I swear to God-"

He basically sprinted out the door when it hit 5:50, leaving the others in the dirt as he skated down the sidewalk as fast as humanly possible.

He saw you waving for him as he entered, and he quickly walked towards you with a smile and a blunt in his hand.

"Hey" He smiles, offering you said blunt.

You take it and blow a puff out of it, "Hey, glad you made it. Where's your friends?"

He looks over to the side, waving to a group of boys who were clearly trying to look for him. The three nod and talk toward you two, talking about something you couldn't hear.

You wave to them as they approach and sit with you, joining the conversation about everything skate and music related. As the sun sets, the area illuminated by white and colorful neon lights, you get up onto the building, top of the stairs, to show off some tricks. You see Fuckshit and his friends watching you, along with many other strangers who were watching other skaters show their shit off.

You grind down the metal railing and hop off with a kickflip. You glance over at the curly haired blonde, who's shouting some inaudible compliments. You see his one friend, tall and blonde, filming with a Camcorder. You didn't mind, you thought it was pretty sick.

The youngest out of them, maybe fourteen or so, hands a blunt to the dark-skinned boy with the locs, both of their eyes on you, like they're scanning your high-school coolness level or something.

"Ayeee, that was sick as fuck!"

"Olan, is there something you need to share with the class?"

Fuckshit's eyes slightly widen as he slowly looks up at the teacher who'd caught you two whispering in the back of class.

"Nah, I'm good"

The teacher turns back to the board as you two quietly smile and snicker.

He can't help but get lost in your happiness, feeling comfort in your sneaky smile. He can't help but adore everything about you, from your humor to your skating, your music interests, it was like you were made for him.

The bell rings, nearly popping your eardrums once more as it dismisses you for the day. You walk side by side through the halls, taking the longest way through the school to go toward the front doors to leave.

"I just don't understand being a poser like that, it ain't getting you any pussy" He laughs, agreeing with your long tangent about how being new at skating didn't mean you were a poser, and that being a poser is lame. "Like what you doing when someone asks if you can do a trick or show them? You just paid for a deck to look cool?"

"Exactly! They act like we can't tell who's a poser and who's not!"

You reach the entrance, having to go your separate ways home.

"See you tomorrow, dude" You smile with a light chuckle, waving him a little goodbye as you step on your board to skate away.

"See ya! I'll bring those cookies tomorrow too!" He smiles and waves back at you.

Ray and Fourthgrade approach, confused and amused looks on their faces.

"Cookies? When did you become a baker, n***?" Ray asks.

"Shut the fuck up, I owe them"

"For what?" He asks again as the trio walk down the sidewalk, straying away from the street til they got off school property.

"Inviting us to that thing on Friday, and homework answers"

"Ugh, here he goes again"

[cryingat300kph]

Pretty Thing

Pairing: Sebastian Vettel x Boytoy!Mechanic!Reader

(Bad) Summary: When Ferrari gets a new pretty boy for a mechanic a certain 4x world champion takes notice.

Rating: M Warning(s): Mentions of sex, but no actual sex. Cursing. Use of Y/N. Allusion to homophobia in sports. F slur (but in a self-descriptive and reclaimed way) -Not Proofread-

Length: 1.4K Words

A/N: This is Seb in his chaotic flirt Ferrari era, like 1st/2nd year at Ferrari vibes. Also the ending is kinda cut off because I lost steam, but wanted to put something out. Let me know if ya’ll want this continued, I have ideas ;) <3

“Lewis look, that’s who I was talking about.” Seb says poking Lewis’s arm gesturing towards the bar. “Him?!” Lewis asks turning back to Seb. “Yeah.” Seb suppresses the urge to add Isn’t he pretty? “Damn I'm surprised they would hire a mechanic so-“ “so gay?” Sebastian supplies. “Heh-Yeah.” “Well he usually doesn’t look like that.” Seb says again gesturing towards the man.

The “that” Seb is referring to is the absolute twink uniform you are wearing. You might as well be wearing a flashing sign reading “I like dick! ;)” And Sebastian thinks you look completely and utterly delectable; more than usual.

He’d had his eyes on you since you joined the team at the top of the year. At first he noticed you because were young for someone not on the PR team, and far too handsome to not be in a more front-facing role. He was glad he was known to make sure to get to know all new members of the Ferrari family, because it meant he could satisfy this curiosity; finding out you had climbed the ladder at the factory quickly and had always wanted nothing more than to be in the garage track-side.

His interest in you only grew as he got to know you better. He knew obviously that as a mechanic you weren’t just a pretty face, but he soon found out you weren’t just either of those things. But someone who was extremely funny, kind and just as much of a nerd about racing as he was.

And so, a friendship slightly-beyond coworkers started to form. Now, at halfway through the season you two could be called proper friends, but your friendship is still very tied to work. Either way, you feel comfortable around Seb, comfortable enough to speak freely of your interests and life outside of racing. However, one thing he doesn’t know about you was that you don’t mind sharing a bed with a man.

Its hard being queer in formula one. It’s 2015 and huge strides have been made, but motorsports lags behind. Especially as someone who is involved in a more “masculine” job at Ferrari you keeps your more flamboyant tendencies under wraps. European ideas of masculinity help a lot, but it’s still a bit lonely, stressful and draining, to be closeted.

Hence why you’re here.

It had been a stressful race weekend, but Seb ultimately got podium and everyone was rightfully really happy and the team planned to go for drinks with the winning Mercedes team.

Seb had protested a bit when you said you thought you’d sit this one out. “I would, trust me, but I’ve had this headache all day and I doubt a hangover will make it any better.” You lied. He had seemed to come back to himself, like his earlier protest was a slip. Laughing it off. “You’re right, go, rest. We need your brain intact!”

You had chuckled at that saying bye to him and driving back to the hotel to get changed before heading out for your real plans. You felt bad lying to Seb but after this weekend a guy needed some attention damn it! But most importantly you wanted to dress how you want and exist how you want for once even just for a couple of hours.

---

Without you at the party Sebastian is more melancholy than usual. He's cursing himself for crushing like a teenager, but without you there he’s lost interest. “Dude is this about the guy you told me about.” Lewis asks seeing Seb is obviously down about something. “what? no- it” “Where is he? Go talk to him!" “He’s not here, had a headache so he stayed back.” “Well you don’t seem to be having fun so go after him, just ask to hang out.” “But the team, i should-.” “Kimi is enough of a party for the team, he’d probably enjoy the company.” Lewis nudges him. “You know why I can’t Lewis.” Seb says seriously. “Yeah.” Lewis agrees and they’re silent for a bit before he speaks up again, mischief in his voice. “But maybe we could find some other entertainment for the night. To quell the ache?” “What are you suggesting?” Seb asks suspicious. “There’s a bar a couple blocks from here. Heard its a discreet spot, good for cruising.” He says like he’s stating the weather and not suggesting the two biggest F1 drivers at the moment go cruising for gay sex.“What if someone sees us.” “we’re in America, no one knows who we are.” And Seb is just tipsy enough, and yearning to fuck a stranger and imagine it’s you, so he agrees.

“Let’s do it!”

---

And so, Sebastian now finds himself at a loss for words, staring at you. At you, sipping a cocktail, half sitting on a bar stool, your back slightly arched. Honestly the picture is so inviting. Lewis is just looking at him with a smirk.

Sebastian sees that a couple men obviously have their eyes on you too. He watches as the bartender hands you a drink gesturing to one of the said men. You look over and the man starts to get up. Seb feels his fists tighten, but he relaxes when you hand the drink back to the bartender looking at the man apologetically. He’s glad the man gets the idea and sits back down, Seb doesn’t want to think what he would have done if the man had persisted.

Wait, so maybe you’re just out for a nice night alone, he doesn’t want to disturb that. But dressed like that? He’s having a hard time resisting.

“Lewis what do I do?” He asks. “The flirt is asking me?“ Lewis scoffs, but when Seb just looks at him annoyed, he Chuckles; he’s never seen the confident man so nervous before. “Just, go get him tiger.”

He knows it’s now or never, so Sebastian goes to the opposite end of the bar and tells the bartender to get you a drink.

-- The bartender hands you another drink. It’s top shelf which catches your eye. A couple men have bought you shots and stuff throughout the night but so far when the bartender pointed to who they all weren’t your type. Or they quickly stopped being your type the moment they opened their mouths.

When you ask who, this time, the bartender cocks his head to the end of the bar. You look over and it’s Sebastian! Your eyes go wide, unsure of what to do. What is he doing here?! Here, where you are looking like a complete faggot and nothing like you do at work. But he’s your friend right, he would’ve found out eventually and he just bought you a drink?

You tamp down the flicker of hope that tries to spark. So you just smile and raise the drink to him raising your eyebrows. It’s friendly coworker shit right? He’s just being nice. Your brain is forced to stop working overtime when he approaches you and starts speaking.

“I could barely recognize you y/n!” He says smiling and friendly, but with a hint of something? And he is blatantly looking you up and down. Tongue between his teeth. Oh. You can’t help lighting up despite being nervous. “Well let’s just say the Ferrari uniform is not my personal style.” You joke. “This definitely suits you much better.” He blatantly flirts, which catches you bit off guard, but you try not to show it, excitement now replacing your nerves. “You think the boss will let me wear a crop top to work?” “Maybe I could ask him nicely.” Sebastian says and then leans closer.

“Having something so pretty in my garage can only bring me good luck right?” “Oh, I don’t think you need luck, Seb.” You laugh because now you are definitely blushing.

“Every driver needs luck.” He says low.

The way he's looking at you. It’s almost too much. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted. In the span of a few minutes you’ve basically come out to a coworker turned friend, but also discovered that apparently Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari driver, four time world champion also likes men. And now said Ferrari driver and friend is flirting with you.

You can't wait to see where the night goes.

[greyyson-but-no]

everything wrong with dreams reddit response:

a slur can only be reclaimed if it starts to be used in a positive light, those are "the rules" he seems to not understand. a perfect example is the word 'queer' used as a slur for gay people but now an umbrella term for gay people if they don't want to be specific. being autistic does not just immediately apologise for using the r slur, especially when you are using it as a derogatory insult. it would have to be slowly integrated back into a large populations vocabulary IN A POSITIVE WAY. in fact, him using it the way he did proves that the relaxing around using terms like that does need to be supervised and probably shouldn't happen at all.

tommyinnit has not posted lies about you my guy (talking as if he's gonna see this is crazy but it's for effect you get me?) he told his side of your relationship over these five years and a lot of the stuff you did was a bit weird man! and proof that it's just not you (because wow! everything's not about you dream!) is the brighton biter (gross but it's necessary) when all the shit came out about him we made him accountable! and majority of his old fans dont support him anymore. the only reason tommy has stayed out of mention brighton biter is because he's shut up and not said a word, whereas you pop up every five minutes to whine about and make yourself out to be the victim just to stay relevant!

tommy is not going around being the "internet police" that's for sure. he's talking about his experiences in his occupation and if terrible ccs are exposed for being terrible ccs through that, then maybe they shouldn't have done what they did?

he says that the worst of the worst dream stans hsge now ended up being tommyinnit fans which is a crazy accusation. the only reason he thinks we're the worst of the worst is because we hold ccs accountable and don't worship the ground they walk on, like seemingly most dream stans. that's not me saying every single tommyinnit fan is perfect, but for the majority, we're not fucking weird like he makes us out to be. the difference between dream and tommy is the fact that he doesn't see us as less than him, whereas dream sees his fans as numbers on a screen and people who worship all he does. it's crazy that that leads to a good relationship between fan and creators (/s). it's not that difficult to do the same.

he is also immediately backing and supporting 1. a guy who covered up an SA case and 2. trump supporter. so, who's the fucking weirdo now? those are literally the worst of the worst, and if dream is openly supporting and backing them, who knows what he actually believes behind the scenes.

"twitter is somehow even less reasonable" YOU SAID A SLUR??? MY BROTHER IN CHRIST.