#reality is a satire
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I'm sorry this is just so funny to me
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the vampire lestat dropped his single a DAY ago and his stans are already having beef with swifties⌠đď¸đ guys chill youâre both having mental breakdowns to shitty lyrics, literally nobody else gives a fuck
#the vampire lestat#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtv teaser#I like how yall are acting as if he got where he is by his own merit#the man is married to a mogul in Dubai#and you think that has nothing to do with it??#Louis fucking Du Lac paid off DANIEL MOLLOY to do the marketing for his nepo hubby#yeah obviously heâs gonna get big#the swiftie beef is the funniest shit too#boo hooo another blond blue eyed bad writer on the scene how shall we cope#iwtv posting#post like youâre in the IWTV universe#augmented reality#satire#unreality#btw idk if I need to specify this is a bit#I am severely in love with IWTV
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#shut the fuck up oh wait it's real#Elon musk is a cartoon villain#glass onion#are you fucking kidding me#rian johnson#when satire predicts reality#the irony is palpable
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How to pass as a man in public:
Spit on the ground obnoxiously.
Tell the bus driver âcheersâ instead of âthank youâ.
Forget anything you were taught about self hygiene.
Be very contradicting with your statements (like saying you hate cats then cuddling the strays) and also a hypocrite.
Manspread on benches and seating.
Hide any sign of your lost innocence and stress under a facade of aggression and anonymity.
Never speak to people apart from casual chats about incredibly neutral topics.
Frown at woman showing even the smallest amount of skin.
Ask for ciggies in the dark of night from other guys smoking by pubs.
Stand with your hands on your hips while looking over the groceries at stores.
Pretend you always know what youâre doing even when you donât.
Yell incoherent statements through a phone.
Disregard personal space.
Show signs of addiction (free choice as to what! :3)
Punch walls.
KISS OTHER MEN
#Sigma#alpha man#male#transgender#transmasc#trans guy#trans man#trans male#satire#funny#jokes#humor#hilarious#dont take this too seriously#In reality I have good advice#But who cares for that?#:)
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going to another universe where im still a deppressed teenage boy but now im hot and deppressed
#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifters#shifting community#desired reality#shifting antis dni#shifting blog#satire#jokes
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RNC Augmented Reality really does make it seem bigger than it is.
#rnc#gop#RNC augmented reality#augmented reality#ar#politics#political#us politics#USpol#satire#jokes#joke#funny#comedy#meme#memes#political memes
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er er er..heh..feelinâ kind of bonely.. my bonefriend unmatched pfps with me..on discord. *sigh* *chugs a bottle of ketchup and burps*..i cant do this anymore..what did i do to deserve this? kid..just reset already..
..w-whatever..heh..
#kinblr#kin blog#sans undertale#sans kin#doubles dni#hmph! >:T#not satire. dont reality check me tchâŚwhatever..im goinâ tâ grillbyâs
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Still battling your demons? Mine live rent free in my head, play in a garage band and have an alcohol problem.
#is this satire or reality? we may never know#did memes#did system#traumagenic system#funnier as a system#the sea speaks
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But he should have done it as a failed painter, to save everyone more grief.
mod
#one good thing about hitler#galelry mod#freedom of expression#satire#save our democracy#equality#reality#mod studio#equal rights#headdog
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The best part of Midsommar is that the main heroine is a psychologist
#please understand that I say it as someone with a psych-adjacent degree myself#but also#I sort of love how the main character finally manages to get in touch with reality while being on the intersection of two mirages#the therapyspeak world#and the messed up neopagan fairytale#if one of the approaches was more sane than the other it wouldn't hit so hard#I expected simply a study of how people can be lured into a cult and got so much more#(mostly delightful satire on a whole bunch of different groups)#(but also... yeah. all your smart words and fancy degrees won't save you if you rely on them instead of working through your problems.#the world is darker and deeper than that)
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If I had been cursed to have been born male I would count myself lucky that Females are not nearly as depraved as my kind. Tâwere Women as biologically prone to aggression and sexual violence as males are we would sort you fuckers out of the population before you even left the womb and brainwash the only males we did create into worshipping a Female deity and only viewing themselves as fertilizer for the purpose of breeding more Women who support our matriarchy (along with the occasional males who breed more Women).
#sound familiar?#radical misandrist#man hater#f!ndom#misandry#female supermacy#matriarchy#missandrisky#proud misandrist#misogny#satire#mirrored reality#parallel reality#humiliation sissy#paypiq#paypigswanted#findom paypig#degradation k1nk#bd/sm degrader#bd/sm blog
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Not to say that I've necessarily got a better idea off the top of my head, but the sheer number of big city mayors out there trying to browbeat business owners to drag their employees back to commuting to work in an office so they'll spend more money at restaurants feels like I'm living in a Yes Minister B-plot. Or an Ayn Rand novel.
'Waste millions of person-hours annually clogging highways and transit systems in the hope that enough of them will forget to pack lunch and decide to overpay for a sandwich to keep all the restaurants in business' has to be literally the least efficient policy I can imagine. Like c'mon.
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a poem I wrote after seeing this post and many others on here.
Her name was Sidra Hassouna, and she was killed among the thousands of other people in Palestine. Never forgive never forget.
#Palestine#free palestine#save the children#save rafah#ceasefire#anti war#anti genocide#never forgive never forget#fuck the governments aiding this genocide#I think it's obvious who the âgodsâ Are referring to and why I have titled them so#it's the blatant reality. It is bitter satire.#ash writes#poets of tumblr#original poem#my poetry#my writing#free verse#I am angry. I am grieving.#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#the âcelebrationâ is the superbowl btw#all eyes on rafah#all eyes on palestine
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The Truman Show
#the truman show#jim carrey#ed harris#cult film#films#psychology#philosophy#reality shifting#art#comedy#cinema#satire#cinematography#storytelling#artists on tumblr#movie stills#movie#film#fantasy movie#romance comedy#drama#humour
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loablr is so confusing sometimes ngl.
what are sats??? i was convinced they were the end of year tests you take in year 6 for the better part of three years, what??
saturation? dude open photoshop or something, itâs right there.
#satire#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifters#shifting antis dni#shifting diary#shifting script#loa tumblr#loablr#manifesation
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learning that tumblr genuinely hates the purge is wild to me because did we watch the same series???????? u mean the series that said rich people will concoct a whole propaganda machine to get poor people to kill each other as a form of population control or something i forget its been years at this point but like ????? did yall see the same films i did
#personal#the purge#us politics#whoever is making deals with the devil to get their art famous but he cursed u to just tell horribly on the nose#satires of what our reality would become in an effort to warn us please give me his number i just wanna talk
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