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bitchy-peachy · 3 months

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"You women found Ted Bundy-"

Who tf do you mean by "you"? I hope you ain't generalizing cos I actually found him ugly and thought everybody was crazy for calling him attractive. Ted Bundy had thinning front hair (yall ever see that shiny scalp in some pics? He was balding, LOL) and had round beady eyes like a fucking bug.

He looked like a creep and was a creep and mainly got his victims by pretending he needed help, not cos he was considered the epitome of male perfection by weird people that wanna fuck real life rapists.

In fact, only attractive killers I've seen are fictional. Real life ones look dirty and are average or just plain butt ass ugly to me. Most of the ones I've seen look inbred as fuck.

#personal #true crime #this is not up for debate #lmao #reading dumb nonsense #watch a fangirl get mad #giving him your kittycat wasn't gonna change him you aint special LMFAO

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knight-says-rollout · 1 year

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Soundwave speaks in the 3rd person and no one blinks. He’s intelligent, respected even

But when Me, Grimlock-

#thinking ab how funny this disparity is #soundwave said fuck the first person fuck articles and fuck prepositions #it’s HIS silly little speech pattern and it has no room for this ‘grammar’ nonsense #grimlock however is written off as dumb for doing the same damn thing #I feel like grim could use him as a role model #transformers #maccadam #soundwave #grimlock #I hope everyone reads this in the voice of that one joker ‘SoCiEtY’ gay meme

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dipplinduo · 6 months

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Merry Chrysler

I'm gonna go to bed now, I am dead inside and hope to awake to the chaos that is your broken minds. :D

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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californiaquail · 2 months

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was hanging out with someone today and she was talking about how she would shoot the hawks and eagles if they went after her indoor/outdoor cat and i had to struggle to keep a straight face. there is an EASY fucking solution to this problem that doesn't involve killing federally protected wildlife OR your poor damn cat. who got in a fight last night and left fur all over the place.

#by hanging out with i mean she is the owner of the quarter horse mare that was here and she wanted me to come down when the farrier came?#the farrier is cool but he did give her some stupid fucking fearmongering pamphlet written by this idiot racist ~whistleblower~ about how #“They” (?) are going to be rationing peoples water and the dude is like blaming the local tribe for it....get the fuck over yourself buddy #the entire state is in a drought. disrespectfully. go fuck yourself #trump ass county for fucking real this is why i wanted to move to the next county over or at least the next town over in this county #like. not to dox myself but i live in thee bellwether county for presidential elections and these cunts are not voting blue let me tell you #it's all these retired fucking republicans!!!! god damn it there are so manyyyyyyyyy i don't know if i can do it guys #also i was talking to this woman about biking/hiking on the olympic discovery trail and she was like oh i've had some bad shit happen to me #on that trail and i'm like oh like what? and shes like #oh well one time this guy was living in the woods and i called the cops on him but they didn't care or do anything about it.#and instead of saying “why the fuck did you call the cops on somebody who wasn't even bothering you” and “what the fuck is your problem”#and “can't believe i'm saying this but the cop was actually the correct one in this situation” i had to be like oh huh :/#anyway literally nothing bad happened to her on the odt and people are kind of just heartless about homeless people #ALSO she was talking about when she was very sick on her recent trip to hawaii (...) and “not caring” about people worrying about her havin #covid like well actually the way you say that does reveal that you Do actually have a little dust bunny of shame about your shitty behavior #somewhere deep under the laminate tile of your soul and you fucking Know that's a shitty fucking way to act but youre doing it anyway. lol!#and this is such a very standard example of almost everyone i've met here. i'm going insane none of you have basic compassion or decency #for people you don't already care about. We Live In A Fucking Society WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.#i have to stop bitching it's after midnight but this was my first real contact with another person for the last 12 days #(BECAUSE i fucking had covid and i was isolating like a normal person instead of being a dumb entitled fucking asshole about it)#and it was just soooo peppered with this selfish fucking libertarian nonsense the whole time it is SO frustrating holy shit #i have to be nice to this woman because she wants my help with her horse (who needs my help frankly) and she's lived here her whole life so #she has thee connections and has also offered to help me get a car which i can't tell how serious she is but we need to be on good terms #jesus christ. hey if anyone is reading this and you read the whole thing and you read my tag essays regularly we have to get legally marrie #you know too much. wedding in november #me

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iceeericeee · 10 months

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I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

#there must be SOME kind of a limit otherwise posts would get suuuuuuper duper long like is it just 30?#idk but i'm going to find out by simply maxxing out the character limit for each tag and finding out the limit of tags for each post lololo #this is gonna be great. i just have to remember to type without ever using the comma. it shouldn't be too hard right? fuck i almost typed #the comma i'm already bad at this smh my head. also if your still here i commend you. you have a better attention span than i do.#i'm already starting to get bored holy shit this is not happening. i gotta power through this. FOR SCIENCEEEEEEEEEE. or somethinggggggggggg #but fr idk what else to say. maybe just saying that i don't know what to say will be good enough? but does that even count?#I don't even know anymore. ffffffffuck. this is gonna be a while huh? also holy shit if you're still here omg u deserve like. a prize or #something because u definitely didn't have to stay and read all of this bull shit. lololol i typed out bs but decided to just spell the who #thing out just to make it go by faster. i'm so lazy. this is only the nineth tag HOW will i make it to 30. i am sobbing the adhd is adhding #very hard rn. are you still here? bruh this is insane. i have somehow managed to keep ur attention this long and it's just me spouting #absolute balderdash. wait do you know what balderdash even means? i don't care if you do already i'm gonna tell you anyway. balderdash is #basically just another word for nonsense. boom. you learned something new today. balderdash equals nonsense equals this damn post.#why did i decide to do this in the first place. it was a dumb idea. i don't know if i can even keep going. this is only the *counts tags*#it's the 14th tag. we've got a long way to go boys. men. soldiers. comrads. friends. besties peeps. marshmallows.#where was i going with this? oh yeah. trying to max out the limit for tags. dang i almost typed a comma there. i haven't done that since #i think the third or fourth tag. dang that feels like such a long time ago. not for you guys probably. it feels longer because i have to li #type it all out and stuff. so it's definitely gonna feel longer for me. are you still here? good lord don't you have better things to #be doing than reading all of this? we're already on tag number 18. it feels like i should be on the thirtyeth by now. or however it's spell #'toast' you might be wondering 'why are you typing out the names of the numbers instead of say '9' or '5'?' well you see. young one.#this is a strategy i'm using to make each tag slightly longer. even if i don't know how to spell it. it'll make it just a little bit longer #anyway. i got off topic. not that there was ever a topic to begin with. unless it's about making this as long as i can.#which i am apparently good at doing. i guess. are you STILL here? do you seriously have nothing to do? i guess i'm flattered you stayed thi #whole time. instead of reading something else you stayed here. with me. listening to me talk. on the twenty-third tag. oh yeah its tag 23 #except now it's tag twenty-four. how crazy is that. this little talk is almost over. only 6 tags away if memory serves right. this's strang #i kind of don't want this to end. but i know it should. after all there is a limit. but all things must come to and end at some point i gue #i'm running out of things to say. it's probably a good thing it's almost over. hahahahah............... but i don't want to go. i don't wan #to leave this post. i've worked so hard on it. and for what. just for it to end. are you still here? yes? good. i'd hate to end this alone.#thank you for indulging me and my craziness. the end is only 2 tags away now. you can go ahead and leave. i'll be okay on my own. really...#...you're still here? i- i don't know what to say. i suppose a toast is in order. perhaps. for this journey. this stupid dumb post i though #would be fun. i'll make it short. it's the last tag after all. this was fun. but i will never do it again. so long as a i live. i'll miss y

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alchemiclee · 1 year

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you've heard of cat in the hat, now get ready for

#i've been wanting to give him a stupid name for so long. becasue hes a stupid little guy and its what he deserves (affectionately)#i wasted the name change thing on this lmao i bet i'll come up with somethng better later and regret #i originally gave him a way-too-deep-over-thought-out name and i just didn't like it. he needed a dumb name i could laugh at. its necessary #genshin #genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #genshin scaramouche #genshin wanderer #genshins #honestly “Hat Guy” inspired me to do this lmao he truly does deserve a dumb name 🤣#i wish we could gain one extra name changer just in case my brain has a better idea even though ive thought about this since...#before he was released? because i saw leaks that said we name him. and even then i couldn't think of anything good #the original name i gave him after the quest was a couple names i saw others suggest that i squished together #but in the end it didnt suit him imo. i was right that a dumb name suits him lmaao but im sure theres better ones out there #if YOU see this post and read all my rambling tags and if you also named your wanderer a silly dumb name you must reply and tell me!!!!!!#i either need genshin friends to share my genshin nonsense with or i need to post more random genshin posts here and pretend i have friends #*#lee screenshots

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waffleweirdo · 4 months

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Where is the light?

#i read the quaerere lumina translations #this is just a dumb joke that doesn't do them justice but i saw the vision #so normal about ave mujica #nonsense

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ichigosoju · 4 months

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#umm he couldnt even be bothered to react to my messages with emojis?!?!?#like he said that he isnt up for talking and i respect that #i asked him if it's still ok for me to message him and he said 'ofc'#so i did.... i had to push myself bc im feeling like he hates me and doesnt wanna hear from me #all of my disorders saying that haha #so i pushed myself to message him when i wanted to #but.... ok i didnt expect him to reply #but he read it and didnt even give me an emoji #im aware that i sound crazy #this is just how im FEELING #i feel stupid and ashamed for thinking he even wants to listen to me yap about nonsense #i hate myself for being so stupid and sending him pics and a video of the crow i saw #like shut up dumb bitch nobody cares!!!!!!!! shut up #no wonder he cant be in love with me #im pathetic and stupid #his ex that he actually loves is probably smart and witty and cool #and would never be such a fkn loser like i an #am*#god... genuinely hate myself #why dont i know how to shut up??#definitely wont be messaging him anymore now jesus christ im so embarrassing #im still hurt tho like couldnt he at least have reacted with an emoji #is that too much to ask for......#i mean listen in any relationship #where u have disorders.. communication and BOTH ppl making an effort is needed #the only way our 'friendship' is even working is bc im just allowing him to do whatever #and im just dealing with the emotional suffering lol #he doesnt even make an effort to reassure me or anything #so yes i cant force him or ask anything of him. but i FEEL hurt by how im not worthy of anything to him #while im over here allowing him to hurt me constantly sksksk

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13eyond13 · 1 year

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#one of the most surprising things I've found about actually checking out famous classic novels and movies and whatnot for myself #instead of just believing what I hear #is how often they actually are not what I expected at all #I just read Fahrenheit 451 for example and all I knew was it is one of those books that people always mention #as like a good one to assign in school and that it includes book burning #so naturally I assumed it was some serious book about the dangers of rampant censorship of art and literature #nope instead I got some very weird little book where Ray Bradbury is essentially bemoaning television as being a horrible evil #brain-rotting device and people are just burning books because they don't want to read or think about things anymore #and of course it's mostly idiotic housewives who love the TVs and don't understand the superior stuff like poems and the Bible anymore #And then randomly there's this robot dog with 8 legs that runs around euthanizing anybody who it's programmed to smell?#Anyways I just read the whole nonsense with eyebrows raised like wtf this is so dumb hahaha #Also it had some afterword from Ray Bradbury where he's blaming women and racial minorities and queer people for being the enemies of art #And good aesthetics for daring to mention that perhaps they might want to also be represented in stories a tad more too #ANYWAYS all this to say it seems to me that a lot of the stuff that gets held up as important #Is dumb as hell whenever I actually check it out #And same with movies too but we won't get into all that #p

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deus-ex-mona · 2 years

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w h y did the preview have to drop now of all times?

#i wasted 2 good hours (when i could’ve been sleeping) reading this and i?????#spoilers for this in the tags from here on out bc i need to liveblog my life&crisis ok—#the intro/prologue thing is basically just setting up the fantasy world thing of the play (as seen in the non-concert parts of the mv)#the fantasy world part seems to be in yujiro’s pov and the real world parts seem to be in aizo’s pov… for now at least.#they don’t alternate povs with the ‘one’ and ‘two’ dividers like in the previous lxl novels… for now at least #anyway chapter 1 opens with aizo finishing up his job stuff and meeting with yui for ramen #yui is pimpin’ as always #and ft4 is apparently not an idol group. but that’s a crisis from earlier so nvm that #they get to the ramen place where yui orders them super spicy ramen and goes ‘dw bby eating spicy food will help you get better at singing’#which is a blatant lie btw ಠ‿ಠ and aizo knows it #and then a weird flashback sequence occurs when aizo’s like ‘teach me how to skateboard brooo’#in which it’s revealed that ken???? simpbasaki ken???? is good at sports????????#anyways they split up from the ramen place and yui immediately hops on the phone to plan a dinner date with rio #aizo sees it and is like ‘ft4 really get along huh’… then he’s ambushed from behind by hotaru #cue lxl dogwalking date thing where they talk about yujiro’s life ig #then cut to the part where tamura tells them that they’re gonna be in a musical #they leave with the scripts and go to kodai’s cafe. they end up fighting and almost get kicked out #they return to the office and the staff be like ‘omg you guys fought again didn’t you?’. they’re too obvious man #anyway they both accept the musical casting offer in unison，go ‘stop copying me!!!’ and all that dumb childish nonsense #then aizo thinks about how ft4 and their dance-vocal unit-starring idol senpai (kazuma and mifuyu) get along well…#…and wonders ‘how long will we (him and yujiro) be like this?’#or maybe he wondered it first and then thought about his gay af performer senpai lineup later idk. it’s 3am i can’t rem and i wanna sleep #anyway that’s where we return to the fantasy world and yujiro’s pov where he and fantasy-aizo (who isn’t explicitly named yet i think)…#…and of course even *they* are fighting too.#but in any case it seems like this novel’s gonna be about lxl’s ✨bonds✨ esp with the focus on how ‘well’ ft4 (and mifuyu+kazuma) get along—#pls!!!! be a bl novel!!!!!!! i’m begging!!!!!!!!!!!!!#inedible blubbering #life&crisis foreverrrrr~#<-that’s gonna be my tag for this novel idk as i said it’s ✨3am✨—

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tardiswithadrivethrough · 9 months

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i keep seeing screenrant articles and stuff (most recently) that are all "*gasp!* the toymaker has fixed continuity in doctor who by saying that actually it's all a mash up of different timelines!" and every time i'm just like yeah???? that isn't new that's literally the entire show

#el speaks #doctor who #dw 60th #google has long since figured out what I'm into #(apparently it's doctor who and archaeology and quantum mechanics in case you were wondering)#and i am occasionally a sucker for that specific kind of clickbait that's like #NEW STUDY SUGGESTS UNIVERSE MAY ACTUALLY BE TWICE AS OLD AS WE THOUGHT #where you can just take one look at the headline and go #nah #nah that's preeeeeeeetty obviously a massive exaggeration of conclusions made by a single preprint #maybe a chance that the authors would agree with the headline because they're going a little out there #but probably even they would say it's an exaggeration #the REAL exciting stem headlines are like #we found the first aperiodic monotile (it's shaped like a hat)#that's when you know you've found the good stuff #(the actual headlines about that were much less funny but I don't remember any examples because they weren't very interesting)#sometimes less interesting headlines = more interesting stories #but also sometimes i just want to read some dumb shit that's completely nonsensical but also 100% completely benign #because you know what? sometimes ya just gotta get way too into string theory and that's fine #fringe physics beliefs generally have utterly no impact on one's actual relationship to the world around them #and anyway how big can the overlap between people who care about this shit and people who believe this shit be?#wait what am i talking about now? i started out talking about doctor who #oh well #that's what the internet is for

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lady-of-the-lotus · 1 year

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Let's see if I can finish this silly little Xue Yang fic... it's really dumb but then again it's supposed to be dumb. I started it in July 2021 🤦‍♀️

#it's going to be real short if I do finish #no plot #just G-rated pre-xuexiao nonsense #I just don't feel like working on any of my original stories right now : (#I've barely written in over a month #so even s stupid goofy fic will be a victory #*a #presuming I can focus long enough to finish it #the last goofy xuexiao fic I posted didn't do great #normally I wouldn't care but it might be best to keep this in the drafts #I guess I'll figure it out when I finish #at least I know this one is dumb #I actually liked the psychiatrist one #it's too bad I don't read fic because it would be fun to do a parody fic #like Prisencolinensinainciusol it would probably be a hit like my most popular one lol #lotus posts #what on earth is my personal post tag I forget

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glassamphibians · 1 year

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girl forced to do household chores instead of sit in the grass and read all day 256364 dead 253664 injured

#i’ve been wanting to read meddling kids literally since it came out #and i finally bought a copy and started it and i am having so much fun #i love you nonsense i love you insanity i love you books with big dumb dogs #glass reads

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marketa · 9 months

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how do i read two research books in two days… they’re so boring and in english (not my native language) and the language is so advanced it needs all of my attention and it makes me read slower…

#like i do understand english to an advanced level but reading a whole book about some difficult nonsense is just too tiring #or am i perhaps…. too dumb for this?

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ghostboyjules · 1 year

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y'all remember that post I reblogged abt being a loser fail butch... and in the tags I talked abt bein a himbo.. literally just proved that point to myself inadvertently. 😐

to set the scene,, I look absolutely ridiculous rn because I cut the sleeves off of a ratty t-shirt (the sleeves were uncomfortable and it's May in FL. :/) so that's the sort of vibe™ we're working with this evening. (1am. just realized it's 1am.. huh.) but I wander into the kitchen to take a sip of ginger ale and I notice that my fan is making a weird noise, so like. brain completely shut off, I just take my fan apart and tighten a few things and put it back together, but now I have dust under my eye AND LIKE A COMPLETE DUMBASS I do one of those lil puff of air things (the kind when you wanna move a piece of hair outta your face) DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE. dust goes RIGHT into my eye. 😐 oh and apparently my thumb was also bleeding so I had that goin on as well without realizing it

#🤦‍♂️#it's bed time. it's actually BEEN bed time but like. sumn sumn period take my sleep away sumn sumn.#IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH ME YET??#wjfjskfkg fr tho I think I did inhale some chemicals today. they probably stole some braincells.#accidentally mind you. the inhaling part.#jules.intothevoid✨#i do love those moments where I'm about to do something just. literally SO incredibly nonsensically dumb and I stop myself last second.#OH!! I also caught a paper towel on fire today. on accident.#if anyone reads all this.. first of all I'm sorry you had to witness this.#second of all I am now asking for your hand in marriage 💍#yes I am a mess thank you.

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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my god ill shut up about the whole arakawa-calling-jo-when-x thing in a sec but i FINALLY realized what i was trying to say about it why do i have a total of three functioning brain cells

#snap chats #i WAS rereading my own srb we know i love reading my own posts because im an egotist with no ego #and then fucking. i remembered how to read and reread tenno's ask on it and GODDD IM DUMB #like i made that initial post with no real direction i was just kinda rambling but i realized a tiny extra layer #in that arakawa using 'jo' opposed to 'sawashiro' does expose the matter as personal opposed to clan related #like. like in retrospect it just kinda exposes that the clan in particular wasnt in danger it was the arakawas themselves #do we know what i mean. because masato was in jeopardy here not jo or the clan #my god im going to chokeslam past me for glossing over that completely why is my brain internet explorer #i feel like i sound nonsensical with this but i always feel stupid when i speak so that feeling is nothing new i reckon #ok my eyes hurt and i have a tiny goofy comic drafted for the morning #please forgive me for being stupid when i finish that comic itll be my apology. ok bye

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