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@seeyouonabluemoon -- hey look at this Cool Art

mlp × sdmi 🔎 pony designs for the crew !!!

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P1NNÊD POST

so uh new intro i guess. we are the Larva System. cuz it sounds cool i guess. we are a apiconcious osdd-1a traumagenic system. with 3 alters. see alters section for information on our alters you sound like a dictionary bitch we are pro-endo anti endos go jump off a microwave. uh yeah thats most info uhh wait we are all minors and uhhh yeah.

was that good

yeah :D

okay

Alters:

Khoi - ☄️

it/he - host, my acc is @kekekekekekekekekekekeke (where you are now), maybe kinda angry? i guess. colour is blue, avpd, masc in a way idk,

Carnes - 🥩

it/she - trauma holder, aroallo, agender, colour is red, szpd

Mado - 🍦

xey/he - emotional, swears sometimes, swankid. anger holder, colour is green,

Cyn - ⚡

it/its - fictive of cyn from murder drones, blorbogenic, likes biting

Side Blogs

@kaidahouse (art blog)

@khoi-reblogs

@translating-your-post-10-times

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#rb

reblogs, but i forget to add this alot

#!!!

important stuff im signal boosting, mostly gfms for palestinians

#vent

vents

#polls

any polls i make

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[kittarts]

sorry for. all the rbs. your art is in my head rotating like a microwave

Idk why people keep apologising for reblogging, it’s like saying sorry for giving me a pat on the back! Thankyou for enjoying my work !! 😄

[peachyfnaf]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)

oh goodness. how unexpected adhkagah uhh lets see...

1. My hyperfixations. If ya couldn't possibly tell, TSAMS/FNaF is a huge one rn :)

2. Music, music, music!!! I would not be the same without it- not a day goes by where I don't have something on blast. As of rn I am eagerly awaiting the Underworld Saga from epic the musical to drop in the upcoming weeks :D

3. Comfort foods. Things like pasta, baked potatoes, microwavable pizzas. Things that are simple to make and that remind me of when I was a kid, really

4. Plushies. Squishmallows, to be more specific. I am literally laying in bed surrounded by at least 8 of them rn as I type sgajhagsga

5. The people who interact with my silly little art. Whenever I see a like I go 'Yippee :)' whenever I see a rb I go 'Yippee!!' and whenever i see a reblog with actual commentary abt the piece I go 'YUIPPEE!!!". tldr i like the silly little people in my phone gdjahhs

[microwaveable-ciel]

welcome to my kuro sideblog!

🔹i follow and interact from @international-repeater-station.

🔹i tag original posts (#.txt), reblogs (#rb), fanart (#art rb), and all the characters, by their first names (characters like mey rin and ran mao are obvious exceptions) because i like to commit and to be organised :D! content warnings specific to kuro will also be always tagged. previously all kuro-related posts and reblogs went to my main

🔹not a new fan, but also not exactly an experienced one yet. i rewatched the anime earlier in the year, and currently am in the process of reading the manga. i'm ok with spoilers though, i've been spoiled on a lot of kuro things already. nowadays i ultimately gravitate towards fancontent more than the source material // UPD: i'm caught up with the manga these days! this is hell. /j

🔹favorite characters include o!ciel (my microwaveable son.......), snake and mey rin as of now. as for OTPs, i don't really ship anybody in kuro. also dadbastian is 💖🙏🥹😭🤌. (not the only dynamic between them that i like but it's certainly the coolest one!)

❗one thing i'd like to address is that i really heavily dislike seb/ciel. if you ship it i won't attack you, but i may just block you

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[omegamoo]

intro post for the chaos

hi!!! i’m moo!! pronouns r she/he/they :) im a minor + aroacespec queer etc yay!!

i make art! tag is #moo’s art, it’s in the tags of this post! please reblog it if you’re gonna like it :D

i do not like or support ccdream/the dteam/wilbur/etc and i do not want you here if you do! also terfs + bigots please leave!

things about this blog i guess:

generally speaking multifandom! i post whatever i want!! it’s mostly mcyt and random textposts though

currently on my life series/hermitcraft arc

^ i'm always talking c! not cc! unless specified! & i post/rb trafficshipping

^ scott smajor is in the blorbo microwave like a rotisserie chicken.

long time fan of the dsmp!!! i ran the rp blog @sapapp and people call me the resident cniki expert :3

sometimes u will see homestuck, toh, mcr, & the crane wives

i❤️theatre - faves: sweeney todd, les mis, rent, and hadestown

I LOVE red pandas!!!! and space/stars/constellations!! if u tag me in that stuff i will love u forever

in general pls feel free to tag me in shit i love it

working on this project called the "whittled pantheon" with some friends. i yap about it a lot and i LOVE getting asks about it! check out the tags in this post for more :3

#ramblings is my textpost tag & @andthe-universe-said-i-love-you is happy/love post blog & @quiet-motions is moodboard blog. other tags found here

if you have a specific trigger you need tagged, send me an ask!

ask box is open, feel free to come bother me, or request art! mutuals, if you want a pick-me-up, send me a 💌 and i’ll tell you something i love abt you <3

this pinned was last updated 1/14/2025. annd i think that’s about it! enjoy your stay :))

other pics under the cut :)

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I posted 1,406 times in 2022

That's 1,396 more posts than 2021!

165 posts created (12%)

1,241 posts reblogged (88%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@a-very-gay-disaster

@tiredsemanticist

@skeletonzimms

@weneedtotalkaboutfic

@dexsbruins

I tagged 1,333 of my posts in 2022

Only 5% of my posts had no tags

#omgcp - 520 posts

#hockey - 320 posts

#other rb - 241 posts

#zimbits - 185 posts

#check please - 130 posts

#sidney crosby - 129 posts

#evgeni malkin - 92 posts

#jack zimmermann - 79 posts

#hockey chatter - 75 posts

#sky says - 71 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#they’re up 4-2 but eric knows not to get cocky just yet‚ and he knows nelly knows that too‚ how he evens his gaze and takes a deep breath.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

A bag is dropped in the chair across from Eric, and when he looks up from his phone and half-cold bowl of pasta, he finds Camilla Collins standing before him.

“Oh,” he says through a mouthful of penne, struggling to swallow it as quick as possible. It hurts a bit when he finally gets it down. “Hi, there!”

Camilla goes to sit down beside her bag and smiles sweetly over at him. “Hey. Eric, right?”

“Yup, though everyone really just calls me Bitty -- because of my last name, not my size.” Eric screams internally. “Anyway, you didn’t need to know that, sorry.”

Camilla just chuckles and props her elbows onto the table, resting her head on her fist. She’s staring at him like she knows something, but her gaze still looks a bit inquisitive. It’s disconcerting, really. Eric knows she’s Jack’s ex, or ex-hook up, or whatever. Holster and Ransom always mention her at Haus parties when Jack’s clockwork absence is noticed, drunkenly cheering about finally getting her back in bed, and Shitty has vaguely confirmed they were involved with each other on more than one occasion. But no one has ever given Eric a straight answer on Jack’s and Camilla’s history.

It’s not like he’s been able to ask about it much, though, either. Eric’s pretty sure Shitty’s starting to pick up on his hopeless schoolground crush with all the questions, and he can’t even look Lardo in the eye when Camilla’s name is brought up anymore. He can only say a silent prayer of relief that Holster and Ransom are too preoccupied with personal endeavors to notice anything, because he’s certain he’d never hear the end of it from them if they knew.

And no matter what, having said crush’s ex-something sitting before him makes the pasta Eric just swallowed sit uneasily in his stomach.

“Bitty, that’s cute,” Camilla says, and it’s not condescending in any way. “You’re on the hockey team, right? With Jack?”

Eric tries to give a humored smile. “What, do I not look the part?”

“Not at all,” Camilla easily smiles with him, “but I like that. There’s too many meatheads on that team. We’ve been needing someone like you for a long time.”

“Hah, yeah,” Eric says, absentmindedly twisting his fork in the pasta, “good thing I’m here then. Those boys finally have actual dinners rather than microwaved bagel bites. And that kitchen when I moved in? An absolute biohazard, lemme tell you. I think I spent a week scrubbing everything, and another full day just cleaning the inside of the fridge. There was also a cabinet solely for sriracha, and, like, really? I think they had at least thirty bottles of it.”

Eric knows he’s babbling on now, but Camilla has this sparkle in her eye and she’s listening so intently that Eric has to catch himself from letting more unnecessary words tumble out. “And now I’m just rambling,” he finishes with an awkward laugh, “sorry about that.”

“You don’t have to apologize so much,” Camilla tells him, “it’s cute. You’re cute.”

Eric blinks and, with the way she’s looking at him, blurts: “Are you hitting on me?”

“What?” Camilla sits back suddenly. They just stare at each other, both wide-eyed, before they both laugh loud enough for the tables around them to turn their heads. Eric laughs, and laughs, and he thinks at some point Camilla is still laughing just because he’s still laughing. He can’t stop, though. Her laugh is light and airy, a melodic sound that matches everything else about her. It’s nearly perfect. And Eric’s own sounds too shrill and uncontrolled, so he just laughs harder because his heart is plummeting and when he stops it’ll be all too real that he’ll never stand a chance with Jack -- especially if he really was with Camilla at some point.

Which is pathetic because Jack is straight. His ex sitting before Eric with blinding beauty is only adding insult to that injury.

Finally, after too long, Eric wipes at the tears in his eyes and takes a shaky breath. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to ask that,” he says when they’ve calmed down enough. “I don’t know why I even did.”

“I was coming on pretty strong, wasn’t I?” Camilla runs a hand through her hair, pushing it out of her face in the process. They have the same hair color. “I’m sorry for that.”

“No -- don’t apologize!”

She waves a hand dismissively, and Eric watches it, unable to stop from comparing his calloused ones to her soft-looking ones. “Anyway, I just wanted to come by and meet you for myself. Jack told me you’d be here.”

Eric nods and desperately tries not to blush. His cheeks heat up anyway. “Yeah, cold pasta always helps after bio lecture.”

“I bet,” Camilla says, and there’s that glint in her eyes again when she continues: “I’ve heard a lot about you, Bitty.”

“You have?”

“Yeah. He’d be stupid not to go for you.” At first, Eric thinks he wasn’t supposed to hear that with how quiet her voice fell. But then her gaze quickly drops down to his body, then to his hair, before meeting his eyes again, and he’s definitely meant to hear: “He really does have a type, too.”

Eric blinks, opens his mouth but finds he can’t say anything, and Camilla bids him farewell with a promise that he come by and watch a tennis match sometime. Maybe he waves, though he isn’t sure. He just watches her leave, winding through the tables until she’s out the door and there’s nothing but his rapidly beating heart and bright red cheeks left in her wake.

He has a type? 

Then, twisting up the cold pasta in his stomach one more time:

Who’s he?

267 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#4

How many passive aggressive emails did the Falconers’ nutritionists send Bitty

363 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

#3

Bittle's head lolls to the side as the bus climbs the on-ramp to the freeway, thudding softly against Jack's shoulder. He shifts, too, readjusting his hips, turning toward Jack's body the slightest bit. His hand finding a place on Jack's forearm. His shoulder prodding into Jack's bicep. He doesn't wake, though, and Jack finds he doesn't want to wake Bittle up either.

Using his thumb to bookmark the page in the book he's reading, Jack drops it to his lap and looks over at Bittle. There's nothing but the passing city lights that illunimate all his soft features, features which never seem to callous over: the jut of his jawline, the bow of his lips, the point of his nose. Hair just long enough to fall across the tip of his forehead. Eyelashes so pale Jack can barely make out their curl.

Jack can't explain it. Can't explain the inexplicable comfort that settles deep in his chest, the warmth that blossoms across his cheeks. He drops his gaze further to the stretch of cotton that sculpts Bittle's thighs, the faint hairs on his arms that come and go, glistening under the fading lights.

Slowly, subtly, Jack shifts his body, drops his shoulder to allow Bittle a more comfortable position. His hand on the armrest between them comes alive with nerves, feels everything, and his pinky twitches. Reaches out. Nears Bittle's own.

Bittle shifts again, then, suddenly enough that Jack jerks his hand back and face up to look straight ahead. His heart's pounding. His breath is caught in his throat. He hears Bittle hum, feels Bittle bury his face further into his arm, tightening his shoulders. The grip on Jack's forearm grows stronger for the longest of moments and afterward, Bittle mumbles: "Light. Turn...turn it off."

Reaching up, Jack breathes out a quiet euh and turns the reading light strapped around his forehead off. Another moment lingers, strewn together with held breath and wide eyes, before Bittle relaxes against Jack again and evens his breathing back out.

It's not until they're halfway back to Samwell, somewhere deep in the suburban woodlands of Massachusetts, that Jack allows his eyes to finally close. He didn't feel exhausted before, not even when they all climbed back onto the bus after the game; yet, sleep comes gently, quick, pulls him down with the weight of Bittle againt his side.

Jack hasn't found sleep that easily in a long time.

395 notes - Posted May 7, 2022

#2

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My #1 post of 2022

realizing versus recognizing the difference between bitty’s and jack’s oh moments

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Tagged by @bisexualfencer (thanks!! :D)

Top 4 Ships

Oh gosh i mean i usually dont get invested in romance so there’s gonna be some platonic ones in here

JonMartin from TMA. Like i said i usually dont get invested in romance but this is the exception. I just want them to be happy and they make each other happy

Garnet from SU, because i’ve been listening to Marty Robbins all morning and I have the Ruby Rider song stuck in my head and that episode is what love is, it’s doing the thing you love and having a great time and still thinking about how much fun it would be with that someone

Dipper and Pacifica from Gravity Falls, as better friends. Not to be a homestuck but i ship them as moirails <>, if y’all know what that means. Gravity Falls is a brilliant show but the one thing I wish for (other than just like... more episodes) is that they’d explored that dynamic a little more because it’s so complementary. They both see into each others’ blind spots. Pacifica understands etiquette and the sort of social politics that Dipper doesn’t really have the finesse for, and Dipper understands the intuitive, casual friendship that comes from familiarity, just being able to be yourself around someone. Dipper could stand to learn more caution, think before he speaks and acts, keep his impulsiveness in check in favor of a little more refinement. Pacifica could stand to learn when it’s okay to live a little, to do things just because they’re fun, and to be secure enough in who she is — and in the fact that that version of her that can just be silly and take risks — is something that will be accepted and embraced by others, so she can stand up to the pressure from her family to act and be a certain way knowing that she has love in her life that isn’t conditional.

I honestly cannot think of another. I just... as little as i think about this while im watching a show, i mostly stop thinking about it at all when the show resolves. And i’m just not really in the middle of anything right now, other than TMA. Uh? I ship those two scholars from the Saga of the Seven Suns series. The human historian Anton Colicos and the Ildiran Rememberer Vao’sh. They could have been gay but there were no gay people in that story so it was sadly not meant to be. I have been sitting here trying to think of literally any ship for ten minites now and that’s all i got. Hoping that like, one person out there has read that series and knows what I’m talking about

Last Song Listened To: We’ll Meet Again by Vera Lynn, which i was listening to as I saw this

Last Film Watched: Uncut Gems. Saw it last night with some friends! Boy that movie is stressful

Currently Reading: On Looking by Alexandra Horowitz. It’s realy good! It’s about how you see your surroundings differently based on what you already think about - the author walks around her neighborhood with different people and they just point out things she’s never noticed, it’s great. Squad goals.

Currently Craving: Tea. I have tea here in front of me but i brewed it a bit weak so. Stronger tea. I’ll make some when i finish this cup

Update: i saved the ships question for last and it took me so long to answer that i oversteeped my new cup of tea until it was bitter, which is actually ideal because i was planning to add two sugars and a splash of milk because im wearing a vest today, so it is now perfect. Im sorry to anyone who cares about tea i know the way i make it is blasphemous. Need a Martin in my life so my friends who are more particular about their tea prep dont have to watch me microwave it and Suffer™️.

I am now craving pasta with cheese.

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Top 4 Ships: Ohhh boy… in no particular order:

Muriel x Portia - I think it’s a really pure and underrated ship! Is there some secret place I need to look for fan art of the two??

Icarus Arden x Oddie Boucher - Icarus is an OC of mine and Oddie belongs to @coffee-and-wolfsbane, but I absolutely adore them together. Right from the beginning of the RPs we’ve done with them, they were a perfect fit and just work incredibly well together. 10/10. Would die for this ship.

Obi-Wan x Satine - I really enjoyed their dynamic in The Clone Wars and I hope someday we get to see the story of when they met. (Also, Anakin teasing Obi-Wan about Satine was hilarious. He makes a surprisingly good third wheel)

Will Turner x Elizabeth Swann - A classic ship that I have loved since the first time I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Also, I’d love to get married mid-battle on a ship. That sounds f#cking awesome!

Last Song Listened To: Feelings by Lauv

Last Film Watched: Not sure if it counts but The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (the 25th anniversary showing that was available on YouTube for a few days)

Currently Reading: Legendary by Stephanie Garber, per @eiraonfroi‘s recommendation that I read the Caraval trilogy. So far it’s really good!

Currently Craving: A Dairy Queen blizzard… specifically a Reese’s one. But at this point, I’d settle for just leaving the house. xD

Tagging: @eiraonfroi @coffee-and-wolfsbane @19bottlesofdishsoap @lazyvoyager @steponmemrasra @starstruck-cory @a-donisaur @baby-faust @murielisnthere If I didn’t tag you and you’d still like to do it but don’t want to feel weird about doing something you weren’t tagged for, I give you full permission to say that I tagged you. If you do, @ me on the post so I can learn more about you! :)

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I posted 573 times in 2021

102 posts created (18%)

471 posts reblogged (82%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 4.6 posts.

I added 308 tags in 2021

#🌼reblog - 180 posts

#rb💀 - 36 posts

#⛅posts - 28 posts

#bsd - 17 posts

#visual prison - 9 posts

#🌵asks - 9 posts

#😔🚬 - 9 posts

#/prev tags - 8 posts

#bsd spoilers - 6 posts

#i mean - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Kouyou probably forces the Port Mafia to join a culinary school because she doesn't want them living on takeaway, but they end up making a workshop themselves because OF COURSE THERE ARE PROBLEMS.

Tachihara: But no-

Kouyou: What are you saying, lad? Can you put up a front? Elaborate? Are you refusing?

Tachihara: No, but-

Kouyou: You want to end up at a shipping container with neither electricity, light, nor a microwave, is that what you imply?

Tachihara:

Tachihara: fuck it

Kajii: Cooking is art! It's chemistry! Mixing different atoms together, creating different minuscule changes that create nuclear scales of difference, that we consume, benefit from, suffer and directly gain spontaneous results from!

Kouyou: Here, have some tea.

Kajii: *sip*

Kajii: Spectacular! Delectable! I feel the H2O mixed in methylxanthines! How did you make something this... this wonderful?

Kouyou:

Gin:

Aku: It's just boiled water with leaves.

Kajii: 😎...😃...🙂

Motojirou Kajii stopped working.

Le bonus:

Pianoman: Food dye is so funny! You add color but no taste!

Lippmann: Food flavor as well... taste but no color? Zookers, what.

Albatross: So, y'all are sayin', we can add the color AND taste of shit?

Doc:

Iceman:

Chuuya: This is why all of you are single, unmarried.

40 notes • Posted 2021-11-24 13:29:09 GMT

#4

Since nobody did, I made memes

They ain't much, but it's honest work.

47 notes • Posted 2021-11-12 21:49:44 GMT

#3

I NOTICED SOMETHING I'M TERRIFIED

WHY DO WE SOUND EXACTLY LIKE OUR PROFILE PICS WHAT IS THIS

48 notes • Posted 2021-12-04 03:41:57 GMT

#2

ZANKYOU SANKA CAME OUT BEYES

121 notes • Posted 2021-12-05 16:07:36 GMT

#1

Romance is temporary,

Bromance is eternal.

214 notes • Posted 2021-10-26 09:57:46 GMT

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Anyways

THANK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN TUMBLR

Y'ALL MADE THIS YEAR SO AWESOME FOR ME

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I posted 2,241 times in 2021

659 posts created (29%)

1582 posts reblogged (71%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 2.4 posts.

I added 2,805 tags in 2021

#rb - 1533 posts

#queue queue - 438 posts

#kai's late night adventures - 319 posts

#kai answers - 119 posts

#dc - 89 posts

#criminal minds - 72 posts

#dick grayson - 69 posts

#spencer reid - 59 posts

#emoji - 55 posts

#robin - 52 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#you rip up two of them between two tortillas and put it on top of a paper towel in the microwave for 30 secs when you're the one tasked with

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

C!Sapnap: Hey Fundy, how's your husband?

C!Fundy: I don't have a husband, Sapnap.

C!Sapnap: I know. I'm just reminding yo-

C!Fundy: How's your dad?

C!Sapnap: Being mind controlled by a parasitic egg. How's yours?

C!Fundy: Screwing your ex-fiance

C!Sapnap:

C!Fundy:

C!Sapnap: ....what

C!Fundy: *bolts in the vague direction of Las Nevadas*

139 notes • Posted 2021-09-21 23:20:07 GMT

#4

tag game

tagged by: @river-bottom-nightmare and @bikoncon thank you for the tags loves!

rules: head over to personalitydatabase and pick out the top six fictional characters you identify with that share same MBTI as you!

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290 notes • Posted 2021-09-07 02:11:07 GMT

#3

Batfam as pictures from my camera roll

Bruce

Alfred

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392 notes • Posted 2021-05-14 16:59:58 GMT

#2

DC Executives: What should happen in YJ season 4?

Employee 1: Bring back Jason Todd

Employee 2: Bring back Wally West

Employee 3, who knows what fans actually want to see: Finally make Birdflash canon after 11 years

DC Execs: get this man out of my office

595 notes • Posted 2021-02-05 15:53:19 GMT

#1

So ya girl decided to screw around on Artbreeder for a couple days and I managed to make most of the Batfam! After being reassured by my friends that they look good, I have decided to post them

[From left to right: Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Duke Thomas, Stephanie Brown, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain-Wayne, and Damian Wayne]

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642 notes • Posted 2021-01-18 19:12:32 GMT

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