#razz!

[sammybii]

>:3c

EVERYONE LOOK ITS MY PLOUSE!!! RAZZ THE BESTEST EVER <3

[onyxedocs]

🍋 razia!

🍋: What is your OC's most painful memory?

watching aura fall from the sky from exhaustion after he sees his home in the sky explode </3

[dazzlerazz]

Your first mistake in art is thinking you draw men and women inherently differently

Edit: reblog the addition idiot lmao

[just-a-drawing-bean]

Razzzzz!! Realized I have a lot of misc drawings I don’t think I posted so have a whole bunch!!

[penaltyboxboxbox]

SWEET CANDY

[whamber]

they never filmed a scene with Yennefer and Jaskier at the same ball because they'd just be doing this the whole time

[razzberrydazz]

It's Yuri day so time for a sapphic meme redraw, Harlivy edition! (OG meme under the cut)

[alchemistc]

Donato spots it first - Tommy's been fidgeting with the just-too-short sleeves of his shirt for the past ten minutes, fingers curling into the ends of the arms, thumb sliding along the hem like maybe he could make them long enough to fully cover his wrists just by thinking really hard about it. It's stretched tight across his shoulders, the neck hole feels too high, biting into his skin, and Tommy is absolutely certain it's been hemmed in at the fucking waist, because he can barely keep the damn thing tucked into his pants.

(The cost of having those fucking magnificent gazelle legs is apparently torso space.)

"You shrink your shirt in the wash again, Kinard?"

Tommy's been begging their vendor to switch to a jersey blend for years because 100% cotton undershirts are a goddamn bitch and a half to maintain.

Tommy thinks about ignoring the question entirely. They've been razzing him for weeks about the way every single smile line in his face has been putting in overtime lately.

And then she gets a closer look at it. The merch is usually the same cross-department, but every once in a while some probie will get stuck with the task of ordering a few extras to have as backups around the station and they'll go a little too hard on customization. Like, for example, the one he'd picked off the top of his clean laundry basket without looking in his rush out the door this morning.

Lucy's eyes narrow. She reaches forward, pinches the 118 emblem blazing across the breadth of his shoulder, takes in the color and sturdiness of a shirt he definitely can't play off as being old enough to have been from his own time at the One Eighteen.

Donato grimaces so mockingly Tommy nearly warns her that her face'll get stuck like that. "Christ, Kinard, how fucking domestic are you two?"

(Three days off together after a week of getting by with random texts, their schedules nearly opposite, and when Evan had stared at his overnight bag on day two and realized he didn't have any spare undershirts he'd pouted up a storm about the fact that if he had to go back to his place it didn't make a lick of sense to turn right back around to Tommy's, so Tommy had just thrown Evan's dirty undershirt in with the rest of his own laundry. And then prompted Evan to throw all his other stuff in the wash too. Halfway across the city, Evan is definitely rolling too-long sleeves over his palm with the tips of his fingers and Tommy does not have time to think about how much he likes the idea of that )

"He doesn't even know my how I take my coffee," Tommy snipes, like that avoids the question, and across the locker room Johnson slams his locker shut with a snort.

"Because you've been using his increasingly more desperate attempts to figure it out as some weird intricate mating ritual for three months now."

"It's about --."

"--the journey, not the destination," they both interrupt, eyes rolling, and Tommy doesn't bother to try to hide the grin in his face.

"He just wants to get it right so bad."

Donato's face is unimpressed. "Ugh. Can you please stop being so smitten right in front of me? I'm gonna throw up."

Tommy leans in for the kill. "Your wife ever buy you flowers, Johnson? Because I've been trying to decide how much thought went into the arrangement he brought me on Saturday, and I figure -." He dodges the palm Johnson extends towards his face with a bark of bright laughter.

---

Evan 2:15 PM

Boyfriend privileges are a SCAM

Evan 2:15 PM

Why is YOUR NAME on the back of this shirt? There's no way that's standard

Evan 2:16 PM

Chimney's being homophobic

Evan 2:19 PM

Nvm Gerrard saw it and now I'm just sad he didn't actually have a heart attack about it

[findafight]

Severely neglected component of modernish rockstar Eddie fics is Robin deciding to become an internet hater for Eddie. Like she finds out Eddie is semi/famous and is like "oh, you know what'll be hilarious?" And makes a twitter account dedicated to dissing him. You cannot convince me she wouldn't. Eddie knows she runs the account (it's not even negative it's just to rag on him. Tweets like "Eddie Munson seems like the kind of guy who would tell his friend he'll get her dr pepper and then get some bullshit knockoff. What the hell is a peppo" and "Eddie Munson has probably gotten so distracted by his SO that he walked into a wall and then was still so distracted said SO thought he was concussed." Or "Jeff is actually the best member of CC Eddie probably walked on cafeteria tables in HS" And of course "everybody says I hate on Eddie too much but they don't know he woke his SOs bff up just to ask if there was any peppo left. Twice.") But he can't do anything about it. It's a bit of a meme, because the account never says anything actually mean about Eddie, or his music. Just. Bizarre hypotheticals. (They are not hypothetical)

People are like "how do you feel about EddieMunsonh8r at twitter dot com"

And he has to grit his teeth and say people can have their own opinions about him, ignoring the fact that Robin was literally sitting beside him poking him when she tweeted earlier that day about him wiggling his fingers and saying he'd like to have a little morsel (in reference to cheezies).

When asked why she does it she just says "to keep him humble. And also it's funny to see if people believe he would do this stuff."

Gareth proposes one of them make an account like that about Steve, semi famous stuntman who's doing some more acting now, and the next day Robin tweets "CC seems like the kid of guys who'd make a fake hater account about Steve and use actually silly billy things he does as content" (Jeff tattled)(Eddie groaned)(Steve and Robin cackled)

[ponydoodles]

birdwife W

[cookiiemancer]

hahahahaheeeeey @just-a-drawing-bean @starsketchez

[sammybii]

speedliker

It is my role in this community

[onyxedocs]

ALL OF THEM

jk jk 6 + 6a & ☘️

Can be answered in different posts

6. Do any of your OCs take their occupational title/role particularly unseriously?

of the poly kids, not really. cypress takes it the least seriously, probably, as he’s lowest in the line of succession, but he still understands his role as the duke’s son and fills it well! he becomes a knight in the private guard.

6a. How busy or slow is their place of work, usually? What's the worst case scenario for them neglecting their responsibilities?

for the majority of them, incredibly busy, as they are all involved in the nobility in one way or another, whether as a knight someplace or an actual noble. the worst case scenario for them are riots and deaths. clover, however, becomes a professor at the officers academy for archery, so the worst case scenario is also unfortunately death.

☘️ [SHAMROCK] How passionate is your OC about things they love/hate?

in order of least to most:

jazz - mostly goes with the flow, has very few strong opinions lucien - doesn’t get passionate without prompting, but he loves very deeply. ivy - very connected to her emotions and feels them deeply. decently argumentative, which gives her enough of an edge to survive as Duke cypress - very vocal about his opinions, which he has many of clover - can, will, and has pinned essays to doors

[dazzlerazz]

"How aromantic are you?" That's none of your business

"How asexual are you?" That's none of your business

"Does your partner know?" That's none of your business

"Does your family know?" That's none of your business

"Do you still have sex?" That's none of your business

"So if you don't like anybody, are you straight or gay?" That's none of your business

"Do you still watch porn?" That's none of your business

"If you're aromantic why are you dating someone?" That's none of your business

"Does your partner ask you for sex?" That's none of your business

It is literally none of your business

[just-a-drawing-bean]

I think this is a good example of Gamma's sogginess. ft. Razz

[bepoucorp]

Wow your art is so cool I wanna dress up your joker in a bunny suit hehe 🥰😝🙌❤️❤️❤️

im not okay...