#rants about tony

[mintaikk]

Mini comic I made based on a convo I had with my mom

Also, for the people who don't believe me 👇

(Stony isn't technically canon but it was in a fantastic 4 comic with a female Tony countperart. Idk, I haven't read it and only know about it when i was bored and checked the shipping wiki while zoning out of a movie. It's weird)

(Random note for spideypool: Wade will flirt with anything that moves, but what showd he had an actual crush on Spidey beyind attraction was when his daughter pointed out how much he talked about him and he got embarrassed. Also, the fact that he changed his entire moral code for Spidey. And they're confirmed heartmates. I haven't gotten that far in the comic yet, but I think it's like soulmates but more romantic. Also, Deadpool had a free pass list of people he can sleep with while he was married (his wife signed it and everything), and Spiderman was number five

[risetherivermoon]

played some dnd w/ my friends yesterday and im playing a fucking asshole antagonistic little shit and now i truly have ascended and understand freddie wong on a spiritual level, this shit is funny asf

[chipthekeeper]

I am so unimaginably sick of these people trying to justify their pathetic, useless hate by claiming they “all loved” the characters that i actually do love

Because 1. no the fuck you did not, you fucking people bitch and complain about that as much as any other representation you think is being shoved down your throat and 2. literally what the fuck are you talking about

Abuse??? Because a woman is running this show? Because she’s trying to tell a story that’s different from the ones you’ve already seen? You feel abused? Get the fuck out of here and get my favorite characters’ names out of your mouth

And don’t even get me started on literally a legend “Jyn Eros”

[flowervolcano]

I’ll never get over the fact that Deadpool once couldn’t even remember Taskmaster’s name, he called him Barney Toastmaster around the second time he met Tasky.

Yet, after all that time he cannot get Tony’s name out of his mouth.

In almost every issue of Deadpool (2024) he’s almost exclusively called Taskmaster Tony, before this series he really only called him Tasky if given a nickname at all (think there were a few Tony’s here and there, my memory is a tad spotty).

Then he even called him Anthony… which is HIS FULL NAME. And basically nobody calls Taskmaster Anthony, and why should they?

Most everyone refers to him as Taskmaster, Tasky or Tony. Never Anthony, and he doesn’t seem to have an issue with this at all, in fact I was always under this assumption he only wanted to be referred to as The Taskmaster

But there’s Wade calling him ANTHONY and Tony doesn’t complain about it. I find that so interesting…

It just shows how much their relationship has evolved from first not even saying the right name to being unable to just call him Taskmaster. They are wayyy beyond the “professionalism” that the two used to share in their respective careers, from what seemed to begin as a rivalry has become more of a partnership and it is much more personal now.

You can see it a lot in this new Deadpool run, the way they are around each other, it’s way more casual, it’s friendlier; yes we can say “well it’s just the writers” but I really do think their relationship HAS evolved over the years.

There were times neither of them would even refer to each other as friends, but I think it’s always been more than that. I’d argue a lot of the reason neither would admit this is because having friends in the mercenary business can get you and others in trouble, especially with their reputations; friends with Deadpool? Gonna get Taskmaster in a LOT of trouble with guys who hate him. And the same for Deadpool being friends with Taskmaster, they keep the distance, the appearances. It’s always been professional.

But you could always tell that was some fondness between them no matter what happened, even when they double cross each other, trying to kill one another because they were paid to do so. In a way through all of this you can see how much they do work well together and get along while still having their differences, and still having that capability to be angry at the other person.

They have a wonderful dynamic that can be complicated, but at its core it’s just because of who they are.

It’s an unorthodox relationship because of their professions, their personalities, all of it. But they still love each other even if they may not openly admit this fact for countless reasons.

(Yes. I think it does embarrass Taskmaster to have ANY attachments, it would be even more embarrassing to admit that person is Deadpool.)

So let’s not forget that Tony called Wade, Wadey! I repeat, WADEY!!!

Usually Taskmaster has addressed him by names like ‘Pool, Wilson, and of course Wade on certain occasions… but Wadey? A whole nickname he’s never once used before…

THEY ARE IN LOVE AT THIS POINT AND NO ONE WILL PROVE ME OTHERWISE!!!

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. Just keeps playing in my head “Wadey” “Anthony” since when did they get on those terms?

I really love it. Like this is probably something that isn’t even that big of a deal, but to me it’s everything.

[st4zia]

Marina, where are you?

[spookythesillyfella]

tony prepared the cereal !! sketch added the toppings !! and colin is a coward who won't eat what his partner and his sibling prepared for him !!

★ [ audio from "The Endorsed Frosted Crispy Sweets Prized Pals Commercial" – @/partycoffin on tumblr]

[nobodysdaydreams]

Giving a complicated tragic childhood backstory to your favorite character is all fun and games, until you realize you need to account for how old all the other adult characters would have been at the time and realize that scenes that would work perfectly if one character was twenty three and the other was fourteen stop working when you need other characters who are played by adult actors clearly younger than they are to be in college at the same time so your story beats line up thematically.

[duncanor]

I've been staring at the wall for 20 minutes thinking about the Tonis concept art. Maybe I should do a short rewatch (yeah I already saw the show 8 times, what about it)

[finalfantasyx]

Michael Weatherly is the captain of the Tiva ship and I am so fucking here for it

[theonewithval]

Ziva David: falling in love

audio credits to Jordan Critz on youtube

scene credits to evercse.scenes on instagram

[grantmentis]

She's going to be treated the exact same way we see her with USA Hockey, never adressed and apparently friends with everyone

100%, that reddit thread has people in there saying she’ll be a locker room cancer and she’s not been which maybe speaks to her being able to control herself more offline but also probably more speaks to the state of a lot of these locker rooms!

And like, for some, she’ll just be the weird qanon coworker that a lot of people have and you just try to keep shit chill at work with and that’s understandable, I’m not asking for anyone to challenge her to a duel based off of tweets from a year ago, but i need people to realize this isn’t even gonna be her just kinda being there. They’re gonna promote the shit out of her and she’s already close friends with players like roque and kronish

[wylansvanhendriks]

i know the 2017 tony’s was six years ago now but someone HAS to pay for all the incredulous crimes that were committed

[uhthor]

watched infinity war today for the first time in years and all the anger and rage for at least 8 of the men in that movie came flooding back

[thisghosts-obsessions-again]

Allow me, lovelies, to share this beauty of a Clark Kent look-alike who may as well be a brooding melancholic romantic from the mid-19th century 🤤

[skullsnpineapples]

It will literally always irritate me how the scene with Clint and Natasha on Vorimir plays out. Because like, with Clint and Natasha fighting about who sacrifices themself there was a great chance to have Clint basically go “Nat you’ve wiped out the red in your ledger, give me the chance to wipe it out of mine” before asking her to tell his family he loves them.

And idk I’ve just always thought about what a great call back and parallel it could be to where they started and how they’ve somewhat reversed roles. Nat has redeemed herself from her past and become a better person and Clint let his anger and pain overtake him.

I think about this too much for a movie from 5 years ago that I didn’t even like that much.

[reinmeka]

watched all the gale cutscenes again in older playthroughs also remade tav and gale into lancaster and wren respectively and watched the cutscenes again that way im going to throw up im so sick GALE ROMANCE. GALE ROMANCE.....................................GALE THE MAN THAT YOU ARE..............