#randy b

[mg549]

unposted lemon demon art 23/???

september&october 2019-mod in a fancy shmancy dress, a collab between me& @scrambled-greggs (i sketched, he lined&colored!!!), some experiments w/ a new style, &some lemdem lesbs

[blathannabeaga]

lioness + incorrect quotes but. are they rlly

[beetlearmand]

my innie vs my outie or whatever they say (i've never seen severance)

[dynamitekansai]

WWE SMACKDOWN (APRIL 4, 2025)

[charrchan]

drawn whilst on hold with the tax office for 2 hours :'^)

[mentohol-blog]

Finally watched Smackdown. Some thoughts. At length, apparently.

The sheer girth of Randy’s thighs is astonishing.

Cody and Drew in the nearly matching Air Jordan 1s. Cute 🖤

Love when there’s a match like Street Profits/ Pretty Deadly where no matter who wins I’m happy because I adore them both. I'm glad that Street Profits retained though.

Kayden and Katana!!! It’s been too long! I love that they actually use tag team moves, they’re so fun to watch.

Braun. Adorable as ever I see. Never change.

Jacob in the Air Jordan 7s, very nice. What can I say. He literally brings out the mothering instinct in me that I didn’t think existed. I want to protect him. I want to feed him soup.

Jimmy 🖤

You tell 'em Naomi! I know she's previously said she doesn't like taking on the heel role, but she's killing it. And the hair??? The outfit??? 🥵😍

Michin and B-Fab are both two of mine and my Husband's faves, so I love to see them together.

The crowd is gonna pop so loud when the new table finally breaks for the first time. My prediction - its gonna happen at Mania during the Jacob/Braun match that better happen.

Jimmy 🖤

Is it just me or was that a nod to the "real glass" drama with Punk passing Drew on the car?

Nick is such a unit. I need to see this man in the ring at least one more time.

I love the guy in the purple shirt looking around super confused during Roman's entrance. That's me on any given day.

Seth and Roman are both still stuck in the past, but in very different ways.

Maybe it's just my rotted brain, but I feel like Roman smiling when Punk got his shot was genuine, and he's just easily able to work it into his characterization. He's happy for the boy.

Cackling at Roman's reaction to Big Dog mention

The favor is going to be him being inserted into the Cody/Cena match, isn't it?

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[ur-faves-cluster-b]

Randy Jade from Dialtown has Antisocial Personality Disorder!

requested by; anon

[hotfuss]

the killers performing at austin city limits 2004, by randy cremean

[f1nalboys]

Just learned about vibrating tongue piercings and now I can't stop thinking about getting one and surprising Randy with it, overstimulating him n shit like turn it on and press it to the underside of his tip

YESSSS a genius level request thank you!!! hope you like it and sorry its short :o!!!

Randy Meeks x GN!Reader

WORD COUNT: 638

WARNINGS: nfsw, blowjob, vibrating tongue ring, oral (amab receiving), the slightest bit of face fucking but by accident, implication of overstimulation and crying, kinda proofread

Randy grins down at you as you sink to your knees, pulling his jeans and underwear off with a sly smile. “What? What’s funny?” He asks with a tilt of his head as you giggle, spitting into your palm before wrapping your hand around his dick. He sighs, body relaxing under your touch as you jerk him off slowly. You shrug.

“Nothing. I just have a surprise for you that I know you’re going to like,” you respond playfully, swiping your thumb over the tip of his cock. You grunts, hips bucking into your touch; the head of his dick was the most sensitive part of him and touching him always pulled the sweetest moans from him which meant you had no problem doing it over and over again until he cried from overstimulation. 

“A surprise?” He asks, the corner of his lips curling upwards. “It’s a sexy surprise, right?” You roll your eyes but nod, twisting your hand, and his eyes half closed. Clearing his throat and ignoring the heat in his face, he keeps looking down at you. “You gonna show me?” 

You respond by taking your hand off of his cock, narrowing your eyes in concentration as you open your mouth and, much to Randy’s confusion, begin to fiddle with your tongue piercing. Randy loves your tongue piercing. You were one of the first people he had met who had one, if not the first, and the second he saw it he imagined what it would feel like on his cock. Sure, he felt bad about the thought the first few times he jerked off to it, knowing that you were his friend and that he shouldn’t, but after the fifth time he lost the ability to care much. And then he actually got to be with you and he sometimes wishes he had a time machine because if he had one, he’d go back and relive the moment he felt the metal glide along his cock as you stared up at him from your knees a hundred times over. 

Randy hears a small buzz as you stop messing with the tongue ring, but before he can ask you what it is, you’re wrapping your lips around the tip of his cock, tongue flat against him. Your piercing is right on the underside of his tip, and a moan is ripped from Randy’s chest as he feels the vibrations. “H-holy fuck,” he moans, his hand coming to grab onto the back of your head, holding you there. You keep your eyes focused on him as you drag your tongue to the side, swirling it around his tip, and he whimpers, chest shuddering. “Jesus Christ, i-is this the, god, is this the surprise?” He asks, stumbling over his words. 

You answer with a hum, the added sensation making his hips jerk forwards, his cock plunging down your throat. The tightness of your throat around him, the vibrations of your gag and the piercing, the drag of the cool metal against his shaft, it’s all too much for Randy. He moans, his cum shooting into the back of your throat, his grip on the back of your head tightening slightly as he shallowly thrusts his hips. 

He pulls off of you and you grin, staring up at him. “Guess you liked it,” you tease as he snorts, catching his breath as he falls back onto the bed. His eyes are closed and you take the opportunity to reposition yourself in between his legs. 

“Fuck!” He yelps as your mouth envelopes his hardening cock, the vibrations intense against his sensitive flesh. “What, fuck, what are you-” “My surprise wasn’t finished,” you say, pulling off of him for just a moment, a hungry look in your eyes. “The surprise was how fast I could make you cry with this.”

[kylekreepsmeout]

These guys can’t catch a fucking break, they just wanted to go to Dennys 😭

Ritch and Hongqi by @probably-a-plant-thing :>

[mg549]

jaf characters as drawn by me vs ai generated with artflow vs ai generated by artbreeder

the obvious drawback for comparison here is that i usually draw them more stylized than realistic and while i do have realistic busts for Most of them somewhere its mostly uncolored pencil drawings from high school so i went with the more recent headshots for uniformness

so which ai did a better job for each character!

gee v: im gonna say artflow since the colors are better and she looks Softer but neither rly look much like gee since ai art is allergic to young fat ppl

amarante v: artbreeder 100%. aside from the hairstyling artbreeder’s face here is actually pretty accurate. but also the artflow one is so incredibly off its barely a competition

vin v: artbreeder as well. the face is like spot on to how i imagine them looking. its like a casting photo to me. artflow has the Color down better but im owed $300 for them yassifying my blorbo

dax g: artbreeder but both are pretty off. artflow jst could not make a latino man without making him Aged. dax is twenty. artbreeder’s at least looks like a person but they dont rly read as dax to me much

lane l: artbreeder ig but these both suck. again ai art is allergic to fat ppl. at least artbreeder’s looks Chubby but he does not look like lane

ruth l: artflow. artbreeder at least Approached the fact that ruth is fat but artflow did give her her proper butch punk slay

randy b: artbreeder’s is probably more accurate but points to artflow for the slay again. both are slightly off in opposite ways bfkgn

zoey c: artbreeder 100%. i hate how badly artflow struggles w poc. artbreeder’s looks Close but i could not get her dreads to appear. her face is p close but i imagine her nose would be wider and her lips a little fuller

all in all both ais are incredibly frustrating to use bc of their unpredictability and especially as someone who can do realism at least somewhat. artflow’s is a very vague behind-the-curtain process, and artbreeder’s sliders are so impenetrable. what the fuck is -100% hat. the clothes sliders dont even add glasses or hats or makeup and the only sliders for features are gender, age, and race which is so unuseful like. why not jst have sliders for features on their own (skin color, nose width, jaw width, wrinkles, hair length, etc) that can be much more useful than jst an ai’s approximation of fucking racial sliders. like the problems here are fairly obvious from an ethical standpoint but also from a usability standpoint. either or.

[dynamitekansai]

WWE SMACKDOWN (MARCH 28, 2025)

[false-anachronism]

times like this wheni go whgere are all ym mutuals and friands and then im like oh yeah my dashboard is. like three people. for my mental health

[mentohol-blog]

Chronological thoughts on this week's Smackdown now that we were finally able to watch.

Wade and Tessitore are practically sitting in each other’s lap.

Did they have to start the show by hurting us? Kevin’s tough. But still. Heartbreaking. I’m sure it’s a scary and uncertain time for him and his family. Wishing them all the best.

Take your shirt off, Aldis! You’re obviously still hella ripped.

Randy’s a true company man. This VIVIDLY brought the lyrics of “16 Tons” to mind. And now I’m picturing him as a coal miner.

Are we gonna get Solo v Randy at Mania? Please? Pretty please? (I want it even more now that I’ve seen a ton of folks online complaining about the possibility).

Raquel is GORGEOUS.

The top is off, Maxxine can’t be stopped now.

Nevermind 😭

Kayden and Katana 😍 They’re so incredible. I wish they would win, but I know they won’t. Honestly not feeling Bayley and Lyra.

I won’t get my hopes up that Michin and B-Fab will win, but a person can dream.

I am so incredibly pumped for this Damian/ McIntyre fight! Also, I think Drew might be a crow with all this jewelry hoarding.

Sometimes I like to think about how, if you were to fully buy into kayfabe, WWE is such an unsafe workplace. No way are they passing an OSHA inspection. Also, HR needs to be sacked.

Fénix is so impressive. Really fun to watch!

Naomi looks fantastic, but I do have to say that middle school me would have paid the big bucks for all those razor blade accessories.

Please tell me this match being at Smackdown doesn't mean Street Profits don't get a Mania match. Dawkins and Montez deserve their moment.

What do you think Knight’s cup size is?

When will my beloved (Tonga Loa) return from the war (injury)?

We also bought nosebleed tickets to Smackdown before Mania during the show, so it's gonna be four straight days of wrasslin and I can't WAIT. 4 days until we start the drive to Vegas!

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Maybe this game will be what borderlands was when it was good?