#randotron

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Immediately going on a sugar detox. Tbh a full on detox bc my body needs it.

Thought I would indulge my id with all my sugar cravings, and immediately felt sick.

Idk why tf I did it in the first place 😅 but I never want to look at a cake, or taste anything sweet until 2024 🥲

The full body detox is because I really wanna go back vegan. I did 2 years ago but I felt limited in ingredients and recipes.

But ya girl been learning, thank you very much. Upping my vegan game. I’m truly obsessed with vegan Ethiopian food, I like it better than regular Ethiopian, so definitely taking those notes and reapplying it. Starting off with doing vegan dinners.

Anyways, pics of some Ethiopian food I’ve had. My fav thing to get is Gomen (collard greens) , Tikel gomen (carrots, cabbage, potatoes) so fucking good, and Misir Wat (spicy red lentil stew 🤤)

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I mean I'm used to the Onion being on the nose but Jesus

god i fucking love the onion

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Randotron (feat. PocketParrotPro) - SoundCloud

Listen to Randotron (feat. PocketParrotPro) by Love Amplifier on #SoundCloud

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12:04 Oh also I had a single edible when we got home from his Nanny’s right, and I had an edible as soon as I got home right around 9:30, around 10:15 I feel goofy and around 10:40 I slipped into an hour and 20 minute time dilation [12:00AM RN] exactly like the two trips I told y’all about last time (I’m actually still tripping major balls; experiencing events before they happen so my brain processes them before they seem like they’re happening to me right, which makes them feel infinite, and making everything I see or do RN a BAD MEMORY like I swear to god I’ve been hearing my mom clank pans in the sink for an hour and then also hearing random bits of sentence dialogue just actual randomly, like I had originally experienced during my first bad high right like hearing random barks and sounds from things that DEF ARENT HAPPENING AROUND ME??? And bro this trip was the most wild bcuz I was the most aware of it like this has been absolutely terrifying to experience again?? But also I hate that I love it like the thrill of not knowing if I’m gonna make it out of the time dilution type thrill ugh I can vent abt this for hours

12:07 I want to write an essay about everything I’ve felt in the past 80 minutes but it’s so refreshing and also terrifying to experience? I don’t want to ever have this feeling while at work? and my brain confuses this exact feeling with how reality actually is? And that it takes the weed to activate it ya know?

12:08 And something more fuckign wild was that I can describe what I mean by communicating with the 4th dimensional beings now, what was happening is I was thinking something, and then the people and objects around me were reacting TOGETHER RANDOMLY to make a reply to.

12:11 So I was conversing with myself but with the surroundings? So I would think “Oh for this to stop do I need to ____” (ex: oh no I’m super stupid high again do I need to (and then I see a dog) and then a TV show or my mom and dad talking would SPEAK OUT IN RESPONSE “oh- yea-H”)) or Id think “

Life can be a totally different conversation between several dimensions right. Like a 4 dimensional one? The being that I just was right now, was talking with the environment I was feeling like deadass

12:15 So a thought talking and then a brain talking with the rest of the environment around it. Like life doesn’t matter because we are a conversation between those things too. And also I know I’m still high because I’m still having these conversations. Like my body was getting so hot temp wise when I was telling myself “Oh no I got stupid high because Weed is bad and always bad for you!!” And then literally the TV would say no in the dialogue. And just now I’m feeling cold when I was walking around thinking that was the best thing it was like playing A Literal Hot and Cold game with reality itself.

12:20 I’m very much in a wild spot rn because I’m simultaneously like Yo It Deadass Will Be Okay Though, YOUVE DONE THIS TWICE BEFORE AND YOU DID A LOT OF MENTAL WORK BETWEEN THE LAST TIME AND THIS TIME. YOU WERE READY TO ACTUALLY TAKE AN EXPERIENCE AND LESSON AWAY THIS TIME.” And also bein like “Oh my God This is hell because everyone is acting this way BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO STOP ME FROM FEELING LIKE THIS, AS IF I WAS DISRUPTING THE SIMULATION SO THEY SAME AND DO RANDOM THINGS LIKE RANDOTRON FROM RICK AND MORTY IS CONTROLLING THEM. THIS LIFE SUCKS FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TRAPPED BECAUSE OF YOUUUUU but then it’s also like Yo I’m just actually high as balls rn and other people experience the same high I do but going in a diff perspective so the high itself is different

12:21 Sorry for the LITERAL FLOW OF STONED AF CONSCIOUSNESS

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‘Huh?’ ‘It is VERY #WINDY outside today, and the wind carries the smell of #Burger Kings’ Signature Flame-Broiled #Whopper Junior.’. Whopper Junior, when REGULAR WHOPPER is TOO MUCH and no Whopper at all is NOT ENOUGH! Did you see that coming? Maybe, but unless you are #Randotron, you did not. I did not, until I wrote it. Somethings, you just ‘Never See It Coming’ - that is the ‘name’ of this #image, it says so in the bottom right corner, and you know what? #DonQsPrivateHams put this on a #SHIRT!! The #etsy store has it!! You can too and then NEVER SEE IT COMING!!! By the way, your pants are ‘GREAT’ and you know how to swim! https://www.instagram.com/p/CkoE2p5J1yq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Favorite moments/quotes/random things from season 4 let’s go!

Edge of ToMorty: Rick, Die, Repeat

The death predictions we can see inside the death crystals! They are messed up and very funny

“You little monster, I thought you were masturbating!” “And you took that in stride?” 

All the different versions of Rick

Nazi Morty being a stand in for fans complaining about the new content/bossing around the creators, “Stop asking questions, stop doing meta commentary, just have fun, we’re going on a simple, fun, classic adventure.” “You know what? It would really help if you could say anything over than what you don’t like.” That scene is full of so much sass!

Also “Kill this Nazi prick!”

Hologram Rick(s)!

Rick getting so fed up with dimensions run by fascists that he just kills the Teddy bear version of himself

When Morty killed those bullies and took on the military? What an icon.

Morty turning down skinny dipping with Jessica. Morty I love you but. You made a mistake. 

Hologram Rick going crazy once he became corporeal? 

Jerry knowing what anime is (who told him?)

Summer ruined the season 4 premiere!

The Old Man and the Seat 

The title being a play on “The Old Man and the Sea”. Brilliant.

“Our daughter ran off with a frisbee golfer because of some app with a really dumb, really forgettable name, like a really dumb, uncreative, super sweaty name.” as the camera panned out to show us they had decided Lovefinderrz was the best the best name Jerry could come up with

Morty breaking all the computers with a tennis racket

“You think were stupid but were not, we know apps have something to do with servers!”

Rick going to a gorgeous planet so he can use his secret toilet/Rick having tech that doesn’t look like garbage?!!

Rick doing all that work to find Tony, only to soften and not kill him when he learns he is okay with dying because he is sad his wife died.

Tony’s speech

The fact that Tony’s dream heaven is his wife, toilets, and dildos

“Watch Space Beverly Hillbillies so my jokes can land.” 

 “I’m going to mother you until your 18th birthday even if I get thrown in jail for non-consensual mothering!” 

Beth and Summer’s fight at the airport

When all the Hologram Ricks make fun of Rick (but this is a favorite because it makes me very sad)

One Crew Over the Crewcoo’s Morty

“Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”

“Every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem!” 

“Lab coat, rip off Dr. Strange.”

“You son of a bitch I’m in.”

Rick’s heist outfit

“No randotron it’s not a good time!” “That’s why it’s random.” followed by the random shit that he made them do, eating diapers, running around in circles, putting stuff from the fridge into the oven, laying in the street, butt scooting, eating a bird that turns into an egg then cracks open to be hamster or some shit idfk it was just so random. Loved it

Rick and the robot arguing for hours on end

the revEAL THAT RUINED MY LIFE

The fucking wink at the audience. He knows what he did. I’ve got some choice words for you Mr. Sanchez, like you. and are. a JERK

“Big storm coming.” Vague and ominous. Thank you Rick.

Claw and Horder: Special Ricktim’s Morty

“First off, I always slay it queen.”

The dragon looked. so. awesome.

“If there was ever a saying about me I would fly myself into the sun.”

“We followed the scent of sulfur and skankery!”

“Slut dragon!”

 “Who the fuck are we, who the fuck are y-” “We are the slut dragons”

“We like it down here because we can fuck woolly mammoths, get out!” “Get out of here Micheal!” “Shut up Micheal!”

“Shadowjacker! You haven’t come out of your masturbation cave in eons!”

Shadowjacker has a staff with a dildo on the end and it squishes as he walks

And while I felt weird about the soul orgy that happened... I thought the Phoenix dragon looked really cool

When Jerry and Rick discovered whatever the fuck the cats deal was

“It was from space.” “Wow, total mind fuck.”

Rattlestar Ricklactica 

The very idea that Jerry needs to be supervised while putting up Christmas decorations

“You’re slightly lighter than air, and now your shoes are heavier than air, which makes you neutrally buoyant. Which I find personally, to be more impressive, conceptually, than walking on water, but what do I know? I wasn’t born into the God business, I fucking earned it.”

Space snakes

Snake jazz takes me to a dimly lit cafe where I’m sipping on a hot cup of coffee and listening to a live snake jazz band and feel completely at peace. So yes Summer, I do love it.

That moment where Jerry floated up out of the basket ball court uncontrollably!! 

“You ever see this one look up at the stars like its dreaming of something more?” “No, but uh, all those ones marked with a red sticker? Yeah, any snake more than 50 bucks yearns for the beyond. I’ve seen ‘em do it.” 

Snake time travel!! This part was fucking crazy I loved it

“I am the Jesus Christ of Christmas!”

Jerry vs. ceiling fans

Rick biTING OFF A SNAKES HEAD WHILE TALKING

The fact that Rick did not know snake math, meaning he had to go from learning the snake math equivalent of 2+2 to developing snake time travel for the snakes because it was only the snake 80s in our timeline and the snakes hadn’t invented time travel yet

TIME COPS!!!

Beth doesn’t have Jerry’s number in her phone

The snakes eating their own tales after being busted by the time cops

“I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my own screams.”

Boob world??? I would like to see it

Time travel Rick and Morty being mean to the other versions of themselves

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i wonder if randotron is making our universe’s elon smoke weed in a radio interview by doing this to elon tusk?

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Rick and Morty 4. Sezon (Spoiler içerir)

s4e1:

Consequentialismin çağımızda en mantıklı tavırmış gibi algılandığını kapitalist başarı öykülerine duyulan hayranlıktan görebilmek mümkün.

Death crystallar nihai bir amaç için tüm yaşam yolculuğunu feda etmenin neden akıllıca bir alışveriş olmadığının sembolizasyonu olma görevini üstleniyor. Morty'nin makyavelizmi bir süre sonra başına bela olurken, ona karşı koyan ve sözde carpe diem mottosuna daha yakın olan Rick de aslında Morty'den daha az consequentialist bir duruş sergilemiyor. Öyle ki, o da kendisini geri getirebilmek için çok önceden planını yapıyor ve alternatif benlikleri yaptığı bu plana sadık kalıyor.

Tv programında geçen “Gaslighting doesn't exist, you made it up because you're f****** crazy.” cümlesi güzel bir detay olmuş.

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s4e2:

Hem "doğru kişi" safsatası, hem de 21. Yüzyılda kimsenin ilişkilere yatırım yapmaya gerek duymayışı ve dating app kültürü yerin dibine gömülmüş. Pek çok milenyalin bildiği, bazen özgürlük bazen yüzeysellik olarak gördüğü konular olsa da insanların aslında kendi yarattıkları kavramlar ile bu kadar problemli olmaları trajikomik.

Zizek, tüketim kültürünün ilişkilere de yansımış olmasını Batı Budizmi olarak tanımlar. Our fear of falling in love konuşması bölümün özeti niteliğindedir.

Beth'in app'i silmesi ise sosyal konstrükt olan geleneksel aşkın bir uyumluluk meselesinden ziyade bir taahhüt meselesi olduğunu ortaya koyuyor. (Sanchezci yaklaşım ile: oksitosin reseptörlerinin sayısı da mühimdir.*)

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s4e3:

Elon Musk'ın Elon Tusk'ı seslendirdiği, biraz Ocean's 11'lı, biraz Indiana Jones'lu, biraz ai looplu bir soygun macerası.

"Randotron's algorithm is derived from the plots of 3 david lynch movies i pretended to like to make my friends shut up."

Demek ki evrensel bir tutummuş.

Pek çok eğlenceli detay içerse de Rick'in manipülatif karakterinin açığa vurulması ile noktalanan, diğerlerinden daha çerezlik olduğu söylenebilecek bir bölüm.

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s4e4:

Hogwarts logosunda boşuna yazmaz: "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus." (Asla uyuyan bir ejderhayı gıdıklama.) Bölümde Game of Thrones'tan Liam Cunningham'ın seslendirdiği ejderhayı uyutmamanın faturası ağır oluyor.

Bu bir "fantezi vs. bilim" bölümü değil. Büyücü kristal küresinde porno izliyor ve işlenen asıl konu cinsellik.

Büyücünün ejderhayı kırbaçlaması, slut shaming ve sonunda "slut" olarak etiketlenen ejderhaların ayaklanmak istemesi: ejderhalardaki motivasyon, feminist protestolarda göğüslerini açan kadınların motivasyonu ile aynı.

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s4e5:

Bölümün adı Rattlestar Ricklandia, ancak Battlestar Galactica'dan çok The Terminator göndermesi var. Dikkatli bakarsanız, yılanlar kendi Back to the Future filmlerini dahi çekmişler.

Rick, yılan medeniyetini Type 0 civilization" olarak tanımlarken gülse de, Kardashev ölçeğine göre dünyanın da tip-0 bir uygarlık olduğunu hatırlamak gerekir.

Nasıl Watchmen'de Amerika ve Sovyetler Birliği'ni bir araya getirebilecek olan şey, ortak bir düşmandı ise, yılan faşizmini de zedeleyen şey ancak dış bir faktör olabiliyor. Yılan gezegeninin, olması gerekenden hızlı ilerleyip cezalandırılması, Einstein'a atfedilen, lakin gerçekten ona ait olup olmadığı meçhul olan "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." sözünü anımsatıyor.

Önümüzdeki asırda bir nükleer savaş olup olmayacağını bilmiyoruz. Aslına bakılırsa, bizler yılan medeniyetinden bile daha başarısız bir medeniyetiz.

Neden?

Çünkü biz küresel ısınma gibi ortak bir düşmana karşı dahi birleşemiyoruz. Bunu bir ideoloji problemi zannedip yok saymayı, Greta Thunberg gibi aktivistlere "lobici" demeyi , komplo teorileri ile vicdan rahatlamayı, küresel ısınmanın sonuçlarından ciddi bir boyutta etkilenmeyecek kadar erken bir dönemde öleceğimizi ummayı tercih ediyoruz.

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s4e6:

Bu bölümdeki tren Snowpiercer treni değil. Yapımcıların izleyiciye seri hakkında verdikleri bir ders. Bölüm başladığında izleyiciye Rick'in hikayeleri ele alınarak devam edilecekmiş gibi bir izlenim veriliyor hatta dikkat ederseniz, Rick'in baktığı planın sağ alt bölümünde "anthology" yazıyor.

Dairesel plan, Dan Harmon'ın hikaye anlatma planını sembolize ediyor.

Bechdel test ile dalga geçilmiş. Bölüm, Rick and Morty'nin kendisine yöneltilmeye başlanan eleştirilere bir cevabı gibi görünüyor. Kontekst dışına çıkıyor, klişeleşmeden uzaklaşıyor, her şeyi analiz etmek isteyen mükemmeliyetçi izleyici kitlesine Rick and Morty'nin kâr amaçlı bir şovdan ibaret olduğunu sonunda bir güzel hatırlatıyor.

Sondaki konsümerizm mesajı, Covid-19 referansı belki de bununla ilgili.

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s4e7:

Pek çok bölüm gibi bu bölümün de özünde tek bir konusu yok. Bölüme "Promortyus" adını veren Prometheus, mitolojide tanrılara karşı çıkmasıyla ve homo sapiense medeniyetin, bilimin ateşini vermesiyle bilinen bir figür.

Pearl Harbor ve 9/11 şakaları bir yana, "parazit"lerin katledilmesinin meşru görülmesinin bana hatırlattığı isim Herbert Spencer oldu. Parazitlerin (glorzo) yaşam döngüleri ise her zaman olduğu gibi yine geleneksel değerlere yönelik nihilist bir eleştiri gibi görünüyor.

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s4e8:

Daha önce death crystal nasıl Morty'i tek bir sonuca odaklayarak Morty'nin hayatının içini boşalttıysa, burada da tam tersine sonuçlardan özgürleştiğini zanneden bir Morty var.

İyiliğe ve kötülüğe transandantal anlamlar yüklemek homo sapiensin milenyumlar boyunca düştüğü bir hata. Ahlakın temelinde "bedel ödemek" var. Morty'nin kumandayı kullanış biçimi ile insanın sonuçlarından kaçabileceğinden emin olduğunda her türlü eylemde bulunabileceği gözler önüne serilmiş.

Morty'nin Rick'in teknolojisi ile her defasında kendisini öldürüyor olması The Prestige'de Tesla'nın teknolojisi ile her defasında kendisini öldüren Robert Angier'ı çağrıştırıyor.

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s4e9:

Rick'in ecosexual çıktığı bölüm. Un-fuck the world!

Jerry ve diğer "Üretken olmayanlar"ın, Rick ve Beth'in teknokrasisinin karşısında duruşu siyasi iktisat kokuyor.

Geçmiş yüzyıllara damgasını vurmuş olan konsepti bilirsiniz: verimli emek ve verimsiz emek. Özellikle Adam Smith'in, The Wealth of Nations'ında bu ayrım oldukça net iken neoklasik iktisatçılarla bu bakış açısı yavaş yavaş değişiyor. Marksizmde ise bambaşka bir "değer" mefhumu var.

Jerry, Beth ve Rick'in birbirine tamamen zıt olan ebeveynlik biçimleri, olumlu ve olumsuz yönleri ile incelenen başka bir mevzu.

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s4e10:

Tammy ve Phoenix Person'ın geri döndüğü, Beth'in klon olmasıyla ilgili fan theorylerinin boş çıkmadığı, kimlik bunalımlı, Star Wars parodisi tadındaki final.

Rick'in karar veremeyip, gerçeği bilmeyi kendisi dahi istemediğinden tüpleri shufflelamasından ve sonunda iyi bir baba olmadığını kabullenmesinden çıkarılabilecek en basit ders şu: Bilim ve teknoloji ne kadar ilerlerse ilerlesin, insanın her problemini çözemeyecek. "The universal declaration on the human genome and human rights"ın yayımlanmış olma nedeni, human genome project'in ne kadar başarılı olduğundan bağımsız.

Bilimperestlikteki problem ve bilimin ilerleyişinin felsefeye duyulan ihtiyacı azaltacağı fikrinin yanlışlığı bundan daha güzel açıklanamazdı.

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Natura, natura io sono la tua sposa.Prendimi!!

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mado, che meraviglia

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“par na bombonier”

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disegnare facciate di chiese inventate e non best cosa da fare in macchina

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