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penguinrage · 2 months ago
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Welcome back to the late 90s
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penguinrage · 4 months ago
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Me trimming my eyebrows: it is by will alone I set my mind in motion
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penguinrage · 5 months ago
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Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.
Exam Numbers [Explained]
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[6 different math test questions.] [The first panel:] Kindergarten math final exam Q. Write down the biggest number you can think of A. [empty box]
[The second panel:] Pre-algebra final exam Q. Write down the value of x if x=3x-8 A. [empty box]
[The third panel:] Calculus final exam Q. Write down the value of [integral sign, from 0 to pi] x sin^2 x dx A. [empty box]
[The fourth panel:] PhD cosmology final exam Q. Write down the Hubble constant to within 1% A. [empty box]
[The fifth panel:] Game theory final exam Q. Write down 10 more than the average of the class's answers A. [empty box]
[The sixth panel:] Postgraduate math final exam Q. Write down the biggest number you can think of A. [empty box]
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penguinrage · 5 months ago
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Can we please talk about this guy's Junk Display
Are you bored? Got nothing to do during winter break? Have some Mycenaean fun activity inspo!
1. Sit in chair.
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2. Walk dogs.
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3. take care of cunty horses.
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4. Hold a bowl in your left hand.
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5. Fistfight someone.
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6. Spin in circle. (girls group activity)
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7. Drive chariot. (lesbian couple activity)
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penguinrage · 5 months ago
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I want to wish you all a very merry Mandela effect
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penguinrage · 6 months ago
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Support group
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penguinrage · 7 months ago
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Akira bike sliding on a horse
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penguinrage · 7 months ago
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penguinrage · 7 months ago
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Source: leothelynxie
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penguinrage · 7 months ago
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penguinrage · 7 months ago
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penguinrage · 7 months ago
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penguinrage · 8 months ago
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penguinrage · 8 months ago
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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penguinrage · 8 months ago
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penguinrage · 8 months ago
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Secret Panel HERE 🌻 tapas.io/episode/2901911
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penguinrage · 9 months ago
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