#rand al'thor spoilers

[alverelover]

[markantonys]

THE WHEEL OF TIME | season 3 teaser + characters

[sophthebof]

Rand al’Thor for 5 books:

[nervouspearl]

speak no word that is not true

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Rand after being chained to a giant wheel in his dreams by dominatrix Lanfear: I wish Mat and Perrin were here. They know how to talk to girls.

[terapsina]

The Wheel of Time character types:

The Dumb Puppy - aka - Serial Imprinter - aka - Won't Get A Single Break From Now Until the Final Heat Death of the Universe... Or After.

Tiny and Angry - aka - The Sleeping Berserk Button - aka - The One They're Not Gonna See Coming Until She Rips Out All Their Throats.

'If my middle name wasn't Spite it would be Fuck You' - aka - The Duck Mother to the Very Dumb Baby Ducks - aka - Will Spend at Least an Episode a Season Inside a Tragic Romance B-Plot - aka - Had The Braincell, Temper Made Her Lose It (she contains multitudes).

The Violent Sunshine Character - aka - Would Sucker Punch a God for a Homie She Met Two Hours Ago.

If Evil, Why Hot?

The word 'Nap' isn't in her vocabulary but it should be - aka - Can't Have 'One Nice Thing' for More Than Two and a Half Minutes - aka - Allergic to Feelings.

'There's a big sign that says Don't Touch The Red Button... I'm gonna touch the Red Button.' - aka - Who is This... Self Esteem You Speak Of? Never Heard of Them.

Voted Most Likely to be Adopted by a Hundred Random Strangers - aka - The Wolves Would Like Him to Get the Braincell but it Fell on the Ground and the Ground is Lava.

Doesn't Get Paid Enough for this Shit - aka - Clinging to the Last Braincell With the Tips of His Fingernails - aka - 'I can't believe I of all people am willing to have a single goddamn conversation here.'

'Fine I'll Do the Babysitting But You Owe Me So Much Booze' - aka - The Aunt That Once Forgot You In the Mall - aka - The Aunt That Gave You All the Safe Sex Tips and Traumatized You For Life - aka - The Aunt That Would Absolutely Bury a Body No Questions Asked.

[ofthebrownajah]

Rand and Moiraine's stories have always been intertwined and I think the show is making that a lot more clear. Moiraine, the niece of the king who started the Aiel war, and Rand, the son of the clan chief who led the Aiel across the Dragonwall to kill him

[bluenoisen]

currently reading through the Wheel of Time (and loving it) and this dynamic in The Shadow Rising is so funny to me, Rand get HELP!!!

[salazar-bollinger]

@becauseofreasons19 here's a little Lanfear just for you!

[b1gg1e-2]

Nobody talk to me. Nobody say shit, I don’t wanna hear it. The fucking…I forgot about the beginning of the first book in Wheel of Time with Egwene before the prologue. What. What do you mean Rand wanted to be a king? What do you mean he never got angry? What do you mean he gave the feeling of something bound to fly away? What do you mean he’s always been something temporary? What do you mean his father’s always kept him grounded to reality? What do you mean he NEVER COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY. BECAUSE HIS WHOLE LIFE LED UP TO THAT FINAL MOMENT, HIS FINAL MOMENTS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S ALWAYS WANTED FREEDOM AND HOW THE ONLY WAY TO EVER DO THAT WAS TO LEAVE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AND DESCRIBED AS SOME KIND OF LIGHT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FLEETING DREAM. NO ONE FUCKING TALK TO ME. SICK AND TWISTED FUCKING BOOK.

[flashbacksechoes]

THE WHEEL OF TIME (2021-) first appearances in s02

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[markantonys]

i'm emotional 😭😭😭😭

[amemoryofwot]

[jaqobis]

thinking again about how portal stones in tgh and even egwene's testing in tdr confirm that she and rand had no happy ending in emonds field...they both had to channel or the not channeling would kill them, they had to become dragon and aes sedai (amyrlin), the quiet life might have been was never really in the cards...that domestic life would've strangled them and killed them slow...goodbye

[sophthebof]

Rand al’Thor does not get enough credit for how funny he is because I nearly spat out my drink at this