#ran out of budget 😭😭

[dmumt]

today i have a bone to pick with makeup packaging that doesn’t let you see how much product you have left until you actually run out

[teamdays]

society

[milaisreading]

🌱🩷: Had this idea out of the blue. Don't ask😭

Warnings: Reader uses she/her. In the story the boys will be using he/him when addressing Yn. Requests for this series are open.

⚽️Blue lock belongs to Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Yusuke Nomura⚽️

Masterlist to the Crossdresser AU

'Why are clothes for guys either boring and cheap,or cool, but expensive? This sucks...' (Y/n) sighed and looked away from the shirts and towards the dresses that were a little bit further away from the boy isle.

'Wish I could wear those for one day.' She thought sadly and picked some random hoodies to pay for. It was another period when Ego would let the team breath, so everyone was mostly either at home with their families or out enjoying themselves. (Y/n) decided to be outside the house, since she couldn't really stand being around her adoptive parents for longer than it was needed.

'My son this... my son that. So now they see me. I hate them.' (Y/n) thought to herself when she bumped into someone. The person ended up crying out in shock and dropping the clothes they were holding.

"Oh! I am so sorry for not looking! Here, let me help you." (Y/n) quickly replied and started picking up the various dresses that fell on the floor.

"It's ok! You didn't mean to!" A feminine voice quickly replied and the person started picking up some of the items as well.

'Huh? Wait! I know that voice!' Her eyes slowly widened and she looked at the figure.

"Ah? You are Chigiri-san! Hyoma's older sister, right?"

The red-haired girl blinked and looked over at (Y/n), her eyes slowly widening as well.

"Yes... you are the captain of my brother's team, (L/n) (Y/n). You remember me?" The older asked, surprised that the captain of all remembered her. (Y/n) sent her a sheepish smile and pulled down her mask.

"Well, you and your mom were the loudest cheerleaders." She answered back as they both got up from the ground. The older Chigiri blushing a little at the comment.

"We were both pretty excited to see Hyoma play again, sorry."

"No need to apologize. It was cute seeing it." (Y/n) said truthfully.

'Wish I knew how that feels...' She thought sadly, handing the shorter girl her clothes.

"The dresses look pretty cute."

"You think so?" The redhead asked as she accepted her items, rummaging a little through them.

"Yeah. The pink one looks pretty cute." (Y/n) said, pointing at the floral, pink dress.

"It is! It really is, but... I will have to pass this time." The older said sadly as (Y/n) raised her eyebrow.

"Why? You seem to want it?"

"I already picked some dresses the other day, I just came to look at these today for fun."

Still not seeing the issue, or noticing the embarrassed blush on her face, (Y/n) continued.

"So? There is never enough clothes in my opinion... or my mom's." She chuckled a little. The older Chigiri nodded her head slowly, but frowned right after.

"I used up my budget for the clothes I previously bought. These are way to expensive. Maybe another day I can buy them."

At the redhead's confession, (Y/n) stopped thinking for a moment, then felt like punching herself in the gut.

'Not everyone has as much money as you, idiot! Stupid (Y/n)!' She scolded herself as she looked between the older girl and the clothes she was holding.

"I will just return these and go home. It was nice meeting you, (L/n)-"

"Can... can I look at these dresses for a moment?" (Y/n) interrupted her, and the older Chigiri slowly nodded her head.

"Sure. But what could you possibly want from those dresses-Hey! Where are you going with them?" The girl suddenly asked as she watched (Y/n) walk away from her with the dresses, and to her horror she walked towards the counter.

"What are you doing?" The redhead panicked and ran after (Y/n) as she talked to one of the employees.

"Could you put these dresses on a separate bill from the hoodies? Thank you." She smiled and bowed a little as the woman agreed.

"H-hey, I told you I can't pay for them." The older Chigiri said as she pulled (Y/n) to her level so she could whisper it to her.

"I know."

"And what do you plan on doing now?"

"I will pay for them." (Y/n) blinked a little, thinking her answer was pretty clear.

"What?" The older Chigiri blinked in shock, but before she could say anything, the woman on the counter spoke up.

"The 4 dresses would be 15000 yen."

'15000?!' The redhead looked at the woman in disbelief as (Y/n) nonchalantly nodded her head.

"Do you take credit card?"

At the nod of the woman, (Y/n) took out her credit card from her wallet.

'Is... is that a black credit card?! I only ever saw those in movies!' The older Chigiri thought in shock as she watched (Y/n) quietly pay for their stuff.

"Thank you. Have a great day." (Y/n) called out as she left the shop, the redhead following her close behind.

"You... you are rich? Like, rich rich?" (Y/n) turned to look at the girl and nodded her head, handing her the bag with her items.

"Well, my parents are. But that's not relevant-"

"You literally payed for my clothes! How is that not relevant?!" The girl argued back.

"Or do you do this for anyone you see?"

"Hmm... no. But you are the sister of one of my close friends, so there is no harm in doing so."

The redhead was flabbergasted at his nonchalant behavior, but quickly shook it of.

"Well, then. Let me treat you with some food." The older girl quickly grabbed (Y/n)'s wrist, pulling her towards the food court.

"What? I don't want you to waste-"

"It's not waste. You are my lil bro's captain. We need to keep you well fed for the World Cup." The older Chigiri teased as (Y/n) quickly shook her head and decided to follow her along.

'I could use some food.' She thought, rubbing her abdomen a little.

What neither of them noticed was a small group of high schoolers following the duo ever since they were at the counter of the clothing store, taking pictures of everything.

"They are dating! Told you so! Look how close they are!" A girl said, pouting a little.

"Maan... I wish that was me holding (Y/n)-kun's hand." Another girl added, earning a nod from a boy and a third girl.

"Are you into guys now?" Another boy asked the previous guy.

"Well, you can't blame me. (Y/n)-kun sure has something captivating about himself."

"Shhh! Let's just follow them." The first girl said as she redied her camera for another opportunity to take a picture.

The same evening, (Y/n) was in her room, packing her things for Blue Lock again when her phone rang. She grabbed it and looked at the caller, for a moment, before answering.

"Hello, Reo-"

"Why did you not tell Nagi or I that you are dating?! This is a big mistake, (Y/n)! Football and Blue Lock need to be your priority. Not chasing girls!" Reo yelled as jealousy was seeping through his voice. (Y/n) blinked for a moment, unsure what he was talking about.

"What?"

"Is it because her hair is red? I can fix mine, (Y/n)." Nagi's voice was heard next. What jarred (Y/n) was the genuine hurt and desperation that was coming out of Nagi.

"Haaa?"

Meanwhile, Chigiri threw his phone on his bed. He was close to crying as he started pulling on his hair, not believing what he just saw.

"Why my sister, (Y/n)?! Why not me!?" The redhead never felt as riled up as he felt right now.

"Big sister! Why did you have to go after (Y/n)?!" Chigiri yelled, running out of his room and towards his sister's.

Meanwhile, said girl was happily inspecting the dresses she got from (Y/n). A small blush coating her cheeks.

'He did look cute while eating...'

Poor (Y/n), and the rest of Blue Lock, were in for a rude awakening with the main topic on the internet for the next few weeks.

'IS FOOTBALL REALLY THE ONLY THINK ON THE MIND OF JAPAN'S RISING FOOTBALL STAR?! Captain (L/n) spotted with a unknown redhead girl, breaking the hearts of many fans.'

[spiritofsahrya]

Wieiad as someone with no self control😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

For breakfast I had a Zevia soda (ikik😓) creamy root beer (0 c4l) and made myself a coffe with literally 1 drop of half and half. It was way less than 1/2 a tablespoon but I’ll just count it at one (20 c4ls).

There was a Thanksgiving party at my job today and when my boss told me to go grab some food I couldn’t resist. It smelled so good and everyone kept telling me how good the food was so I grabbed myself a plate. I just was very strict on the portions and we were using the spoons from the kitchen so it had measurements on them🤗🤗🤗. It’s so much stuff tho still. 1 thin slices of honey glazed ham (60 c4ls) , 1 oz of mashed potato (31 c4l), 1 oz of sweet potato (30 c), 1 tbsp of coleslaw from Publix (22 c), 1 mini bread roll (80c), 2 chocolate chip cookies (136), and a thin slice of tuxedo cake that I didn’t finish but counting the full thing (67). Sweets are my real weakness it’s so bad. (426)

For dinner I made a tiny cucumber salad with red onions, cherry peppers, and a tablespoon of tzatziki (47 c).

So that’s it!! In total that was 490 c4ls for the day. This honestly calmed me down because I thought I was a huge giant fatty for eating so much today but it turns out I’m still very below my budget of 861 per day.

I ran 2 miles, walked 1.5 miles, and did 45 reps of squats so apparently that burns 461 c4ls. And my steps from work (I take it off to workout because I don’t want to count the steps from the gym with the steps I walk in regular time) are 9395 steps. So technically 490 c4ls minus -488 burned I would have a net of 2 c4ls lmfao that sounds so funny to me because I def don’t feel like 2 c4ls.

I’m just gonna puts pictures from Pinterest of stuff that’s the same vibe as what I ate- so not my pictures!

Love you all goodnight feel free to share your day of m34lz with meeeeee💋💋💋💋💋

[einsatzzz]

thank you for coming home my dearest wife and for letting me win 50-50 for the 3rd time in a row. i promise i will go attend an online mass this sunday as thanks to u. i also hope you like the ice soup that we'll be having for xmas bc damn ur so expensive 💸💸💸💸😭😭😭😭 (worth)

ALSO OK I ACTUALLY RLLY DID RAN OUT OF LUCK BC WTF DO U MEAN I WON 50-50 FOR THE 3RD TIME ON A LIMITED CHARACTER BUT THEN I LOST ON A 75-25 ON THE LIGHTCONE BANNER??? IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A 2ND WIN ON A BANNER WITH 75-25 CHANCES??? I HAD A 75% CHANCE BUT FELL TO THE 25% INSTEAD??? AT LEAST GIVE ME A 5* HARMONY CARD???

they rlly drained me for this one bc i got sunday at around 78th pull, then the standard lc at around 68th pull.

we will still ball though!!! i'll just slowly grind for his lc bc i don't wanna spend more than i budgeted (i have a legit huge expense coming my way soon 💀💀💀). there's still time, next one is guaranteed to be his lightcone. so it won't be a repeat of that fucking gen/shin donut incident. 🫡🫡🫡

im actually so afraid to continue pena/cony story quest bc even without that he alr hit bullseye on my preferences, it's insane. judging from the summary cyl gave me, im abt to be more ill for him. last time i was ill enough to spend money to pull for both chara & lc, it was for jing/liu, so yeah.

on the brighter & more positive side of things! life could be worse! hiba/ri kyo/ya could've been a limited 5* character in an alive & thriving mi/hoyo-like gacha game! even i don't know hm i would whale for that mf if that happens. would highly likely e6s5/c6r5, then i rlly will be having some delicious ice soup this december. i'll then have the text "one copy of hib/ari ky/oya, for each dying will of the sky flame type" in my game profile. why am i even imagining this so vividly.

when the k/hr mobage was still running, i actually got both of his present & tyl units thru f2p grind lmao (un?)fortunately only started to play at the late stages of its lifespan, so i didn't get too addicted to it, but it's for the better.

[jadevine]

Hey folks, I have musical nerd photos today! Tumblr and Insta have been glitching out for me for some reason, so I've been trying to repost this for two days now. Insta has been sorted and I'm hoping everything works here!

-- I saw “Wicked Part 1” before Thanksgiving, so I was nerdy and dressed up as Elphaba! Everyone immediately knew which movie me and my sister were seeing, lol.

As a whole, it was amazing! This is a spectacle of very classic, Golden Age Hollywood feel. The big-money budget was really, really satisfying in how they just took the clockpunk aesthetic and ran wild with it. The gorgeous, sweeping scenes of nature and the sky also feel like prime fantasy-Americana, aside from the European red poppies and building styles. We got bouquets of poppies (FORESHADOWING!), we got lush but dark forests (FORESHADOWING!), and huge open shots of stormy skies and rain (FORESHADOWING!).

Oz is a fairytale land and it is masterfully crafted with vibrant colors, the asymmetrical fashion aesthetic, and the clockpunk machinery welding everything together.

There are some nightmarish parts regarding the politics of Oz, how magic is portrayed as a half-lost wildcard, and Elphaba’s status as a scapegoat/outcast from birth. Take caution when bringing young kids. 1) People can be SO cruel to others, especially young college students. 2) Authority figures don’t always have their people’s best interest in mind. 3) Sometimes I think we need to make parenting licenses, because folks are NOT all cut out to be parents.

Good news: The cast has great chemistry with each other, and you definitely know they stuffed this place with as many musical actors and dancers as they could. Nobody is off beat. Everyone is thrilled to be here. 😆

I wasn’t jazzed with Johnathan Bailey’s singing voice as Fiyero, because his Extremely Modern style kept taking me out of the Victorian/Clockpunk setting, but he still did a good job and is very heartfelt as an actor. I think they should have spent time getting him to blend in better with the movie’s style, but this is just me.

Ariana did an unexpectedly good job, but as a contrast to Fiyero, you could definitely hear her channeling Kristin Chenoweth as an ascended fan of Wicked.

Cynthia Erivo is fantastic. No notes. Or in her case, ALL the notes. She hit all the notes for her songs, and I was ready to cry my goth heart out several times, even for my least favorite song in the soundtrack (“I’m not that girl”). She does a really nice Midwestern/“neutral American” accent, though she starts to sound almost Valley Girl sometimes, so I think that’s when her regular English accent is getting some wires crossed.

Last note: There are cameos! Very important cameos! I was about to pass out when they showed up. A++++++ ❤️😭

As for photos: I am wearing Elphaba’s costume as much as possible, lolllll. I painted my nails again, and they didn’t chip after five minutes this time! I LOVE the metallic green. It’s so great. I ran into a hiccup when I foolishly ordered nachos, and then I licked a bit of cheese dip off my hands… without remembering that I painted my nails. What can you do but control the gag reflex? 🤮

Check me out after the movie finished! My cosplay training is rusty, so I don’t know quite where to put my hands, and I’m trying to sweep out my skirt (and cloak) dramatically.

[shrimpsalot]

Oh gawd I dreamt of quite a weird AU(?) last night so yapping ahead!!

So for whatever reason instead of getting a full ss3, we just get random episodes here and there about their 11th-12th year? Randy and Howard's relationship r still ride or die but they managed to form a bigger friend circle with Theresa, Debbie, Julian, Bucky and Rachel and often have lunch together in a more darker gloomier version of the cafeteria (think it's just my irl school cafeteria that got projected into my dreams 😭 but for shits and giggles let's say Slimovitz ran out of budget to fix it completely after another monster attack). Unfortunately there was an assignment in class that put Howard and Debbie in the same group, idk about everyone else, and they have to research about stuff like Ninja's Japan origins, tactics, fighting techniques, types of weapons he used etc. Ofc no one knows it better than randy (and kinda howard) so when they were fighting about it during lunch, Randy just casually went "no actually because if you maneuver your body like that you wouldn't ensure a safe landing and might twist your ankle, also the chain sickle is used more as a defensive weapon such as blocking a sword, locking the opponent's weapon in place and potentially yanking it towards you, and did you know smoke bombs are crafted wit-" accidentally yapping about things Nomicon taught him until Howard cuts in to save his butt "see Debbie, even Cunningham's more knowledgeable about the ninja you sure you've been studying him properly for your reports?" which re-enabled their argument and divert the attention away from randy(which he's gonna thank Howard for later). A bit of time later an attack happen in town while they were working on the assignment in the cafeteria after school, Randy ofc had to leave but it'd be suspicious so he made an excuse maybe smth along the lines of they can learn more by watching the ninja fight and everyon agreed. Again he separated from them mid-walk to do some ninja-ing, which worried theresa that he's nowhere to be seen while Howard and Debbie is still fighting about their research. Howard couldn't take it anymore as well as lowkey bothered by Theresa so he called randy to prove that he's safe, AND to call for backup on his ninja knowledge. The phone call was the same vibe as ones in the show and while Howard was too engrossed on the convo, Ninja!Randy holding the phone answering while fighting got launched backwards to the front of the alleyway where the group was but randy didn't see them so he was unaware that they heard the phone convo. When he was finished and transformed back, he immediately ran into them after turning a corner and the first thing he said is "heeyyyy uh so I got a lil lost where were you guys? Ahaha" all for Debbie to respond with a shocked expression "YOU'RE the ninja?!?"

"what?? Nooooo I I am definitely not the Ninja psshh what makes you say that? I'm just a lil ol me Randy that's right there's no ninja here-", Theresa then explained they overheard his phone call and Randy gave in, only to be slightly offended to see Bucky looking defeated and handing Rachel $5. Cartoon scene cut and we see randy on his hands and knees in front of debbie(nothing too serious its like those comedy anime gags type of pose)

"What a sight. An 800 year old ninja vs the power of journalism." Bucky tries to lighten up the mood. Randy is begging Debbie not to write about this (for the second time) and she's having a hard time accepting (again) so she asked "what if I do write it? What would you do?" making randy look up at her with a serious face without saying anything, causing slight misunderstanding

"y-you're gonna erase me?!"

"what?? No ofc not I was just gonna mind wipe you!!!"

"mind wipe?"

"uh I mean-"

"what, by using that book that you sometimes drool on while being unconscious?"

"W-what book?-"

"is that like an 800 year old ancient ninja book of wisdom?"

"HOW ARE YOU STILL GOOD AT THIS???"

"wait 'still'?"

"CUNNINGHAM WILL YOU STOP TALKING SHE FEEDS ON YOUR ANSWERS" Howard shouted from the side

"do you mean you've mind wiped me before??"

"huh is it that time in 9th grade where you broadcasted to the whole town that he's the ninja which turned out to be false?" Rachel questioned

"I did what in 9th grade?????"

"... Debbie please" Randy pleaded

"Randy this is ridiculous" Debbie pinched her nose bridge "then why don't you just mind wipe us this time?"

"um..."

"because you can't or because the book will get mad at you?"

"enough with the mind wipe how did YOU know he was the ninja Rachel?" Howard saving randy once again

"well that time I got turned into a monster and the Ninja made me an apology song, it sounded awfully familiar to randy during music class so I just guessed, plus whenever we hang out and there's an emergency he's always the first one to disappear on us"

"and you gotta admit Randy's jokes are as bad as the ninja's " Bucky chimed in

The mood between them improved so debbie eventually agreed because they're friends for the past year or so, and that's when I started to wake up :') one more weird thing is the ninja in my dream didn't have a red scarf around his neck, it's more like black-blue color and idk maybe he looks cooler that way? At least it is in my dream

Thank u for reading I'll think about whether to make this into a real AU or not 😭😭 Edit: i just realized i dreamt of Julian but the entire time he was standing behind theresa, also worrying about randy but idk why he didnt do anything else :')

[master-missysversion]

Boom thoughts

Liveblog under the cut as usual

Tldr: this episode was absolutely brilliant, so much tension, a brilliant storyline, some hard hitting criticisms of capitalism and Christianity/blind faith, side characters you can't help but get invested in and soo many emotional scenes. I can't see anything this season topping this episode for me but it has left me far more excited for the rest of the season than i was previously

Something about the video looks weird. Like it very much just looks like these soldiers are standing in front of a greenscreen

Child character :) Moffat loves a child character and I eat it up every time

Mundy is so beautiful

"They ran out of money" I wonder if the "ambulance" kills injured soldiers to save resources

Ohhh my god that whole sequence with Carson stepping on the mine had me on the edge of my seat and then my jaw on the floor

This episode so far is off to a brilliant start, im already feeling really invested in these characters and the tension is thick

ohh I'm thinking I was right about soldiers being killed to save resources or something

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

Rip John Vater I was legitimately so invested in you, but i had a feeling that would happen

"Stay there!" *ruby casually walks out "okay, coming!" Dhfbdkdm

Also I love how he says to stay there then leaves the door wide open like bffrrr you knew she was coming

I think for the sake of saving time, the doctor should probably tell ruby that you don't actually need to lock the tardis behind you

The Skye Boat Song 💃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This reminds me of Merlins death in Kingsman tho

"I was kinda hoping for a beach" you'd get along great with Yaz

I missed the doctor telling random stories so much 😭 I'm gonna hc the lesbian gymkhana adventure happened with Yaz and she was sooo annoyed the doctor ruined their outing with a stupid bet

Okay I know its probably just because she's being written by Moffat but I am reallyyy seeing the similarity to Clara now

And we're back to music....this seems to be a recurring theme

WHAT was that poem?? "The moon and the presidents wife" is a clear reference to the doctors own life. Gonna be thinking about this one for a while

"Beyond acceptable parameters for a conflict as budgeted" I knewww it

"People don't usually bring that up" yes they do. Literally all the time 😭 I know he's just trying to appeal to the kid

Ohhh is there even an enemy?

"Hush" the return of moffats favourite word 😆

NOOOO NOT CANTO

how could you do that to me 😭 poor Canto Poor Mundy

Is this woman Susan twist btw? Im not good with faces but it could be right?

KISS KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ty John Vater I always loved you

The way he just pushes Ruby down lmaooo

Mention of a diary will be feeding the "river is Ruby's mother" theorists

Beautiful

"He's not gone, he's just dead. He's not gone" i love how this is a twist on the "they're not gone because they're always there in spirit" trope

The vworp vworps are back!

Now time for the next time trailer

This looks really interesting, I think this episode has really got me excited for this series in a way that I wasn't before, its a shame moffats not writing more of it but I'm excited to see what happens in 73 yards

I love that they're finally back in Wales

Who issss sheee. I need to know

Also I just saw the credits and I was right about the Ambulance being Susan Twist! I think she's the person talking about Mad Jack too isn't she?

Final thoughts: this was an absolute banger of an episode, honestly I fear that none of the other episodes in the season will live up to it. I just enjoyed every minute so much, the build up, the tension, the emotions, the engaging side characters, the running themes and hints at the overall season plot were all absolutely brilliant. It was so good parts of it had me skipping back a few seconds to watch scenes again. I wasn't sure what to expect going in but this exceeded my expectations nonetheless

[lupizora]

So...

The DetCo Episode One OVA...

I don't know where to start from to talk about it. Honestly, I really really liked it!

Like, even though I haven't read the first manga chapter, I'm pretty sure I figured out which scenes were additional material for kicks and giggles to give context to an audience that might be seeing the series for the first time, but also a nod or even fanservise for the long-time fans. Although, some of these cameos were a bit on the nose for me since I knew who the characters were and what role they play in the overall franchise.

I admit, I kinda teared up from hearing the very first opening in the beginning (and having scenes from that same opening during the ending was such a ridiculous nostalgia trip) and I have been going through the series only for a whole year now.

I mean, it was another OVA with almost a movie budget and animation quality like The Two Worst Days in History one. Ran's karate tournament fight was seriously INTENSE! The animators had a lot of fun with it, by the looks of it lol.

But man, I didn't wanna get depressed again over Ran's and Shinichi's relationship. This OVA hammered in the definition of tragic irony, considering I, the audience, knew what was coming after this date. It hurt seeing them pining for each other and being all cute together, only for the plot to happen 😭 I have to say though, it was a bit funny how Shinichi was the one who had the delusional fantasies this time around. They are such dorks *screams into a pillow*

Another thing I found interesting was how Shinichi's voice changed into Conan's voice in his thoughts after the police had taken him to the health center but before he truly saw his reflection in the mirror. Like yeah, the actors probably had to switch anyways, and the fact the original English dub had kept Shinichi's VA narrating Conan's thoughts is the one thing I find cool about that localized dub. But it's fascinating to consider that, in-universe, Shinichi had been hearing his childlike voice as Conan for several hours at least. Maybe that made his inner voice change as he got used to the idea he had shrunk, like some sort of subconscious acceptance of the situation. (another case of me focusing on the most random things it seems) 🤔

At this point, I still don't know how to feel about the BO scenes. Like you have them being all threatening, obviously dangerous and bloodthirsty and then there is that part with Korn and Chianti about the ferry's wheel lmao. Shiho was beautiful as always though, no contest 😊

[dorizardthewizard]

High School Musical (2006) rewatch

*sigh* so... some time ago my friends and I rewatched this movie and I don't know whether it's the nostalgia or my usual love for cheesy low budget movies but I haven't been able to get this trilogy out of my head. So of course I ended up writing like 8k words of ramblings about each movie with nowhere to share them but the Random Hyperfixations Website, in the hopes that maybe one (1) person would find them mildly interesting. If not, future me could get a laugh or two!

I will also be tier ranking the songs as I go because why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Part 1: The Start of Something New

Aaahhh nostalgia 😭 and I only remember watching this one like once or twice as a kid lmao, it just feels so quintessentially 2000’s

Are the ski lifts working at this hour? Guess it must be a special New Years thing, sounds fun skiing at midnight but you know no one there is sober, New Year or not :P Après ski started hours ago!

Mrs. Montez: Gabby, it's New Year's Eve. Enough reading. Gabriella: But mom, I'm almost done!

I was literally like Gabriella at parties – ok granted I was like 12, but whenever we’d go to gatherings with family friends I’d either bring a book or this tiny notepad and pencil I’d fold up in my pocket so I could doodle whenever I got bored or socially awkward. People would compliment my drawings and make requests so I guess it worked out?

Also the mums' fits aren't great, looks like they’re wearing theatre costumes.

YOU TAKE IT DOWNTOWN! 🔥🔥🏀🔥🔥🔥🏀🏀

Mrs Bolton: Did we really fly all this way to play more basketball? Troy and Mr Bolton: ...........yeah?

I relate to this because my mum would also have to tear my dad and brother away from the beach volleyball courts when we go on holiday. I mean I play too during the year but I prefer to laze around or swim when we’re at the beach

“I don’t sing, I can't sing!” 10 seconds later….

"Some day you guys might thank me for this" This karaoke guy is hilarious, I choose to believe he is a fourth wall breaking omniscient being. It would be hilarious if somehow, Troy and Gabriella ran into him some day before getting married

Why are there screens showing the party in the back lol

Aaaaand the opening song! The one that started it all!!!!!

I love how no one cares about them doing the karaoke at first

So for Start of Something New I’d put it in A tier, it’s catchy and cute, and idk the instrumentation just sounds pretty 2000’s like it reminds me of the OG Winx Club score? I like how, despite the song literally just being them standing there on the platform, they make it interesting by having this progression through the song where at first they’re just giving each other shy glances, Troy is ready to leave after a couple of lines because he assumes Gabriella doesn’t want to do it, but then she actually joins in. Eventually when the music picks up, they start interacting with each other properly and Troy takes his jacket off, with Gabriella now grabbing the mic instead of standing hunched over. And once they’re into it, they have great chemistry! You love to see them open up and have fun.

Also Gabriella looks so pretty in that outfit and so cute when she’s nervous!

The way the karaoke guy stands up like he was right all along hahahaha. Cupid’s arrow has been shot.

Gabriella: I guess I better find my mom and wish her a happy new year Troy: Yeah, me too. I mean, not your mom. My mom. And dad...

Waaahhhh they’re so cute and Troy’s such a dork. Gabriella must have been so surprised to hear he’s the school’s number 1 jock boy LOL

Flip phones! I kept mine until 2015 but everyone thought it was so cool because it was a pink square shaped Alcatel with a full keypad B)

I feel like we don’t talk enough about the fact that Troy and Gabriella go skiing. Like is that unusual for a brainiac in this universe? Especially if she snowboards? Just imagine Gabriella tearing down the slopes and doing tricks :’P

[corduroygirl]

current lil wishlist ❀

i been buying too much shit recently so i wanna just go on abt the shit i want without spending money so i don’t drive myself insane i need retail therapy😍

amuse dew balm mini set - mainly wanted the ballerina and dew rose shades but it’s cheaper for the mini set than just getting both regular sized lol.

nobb bear waterproof concealer cream - i love the packaging sm :’) we as a society need to put teddy bears on everything 💆‍♀️

espoir no wear glow lip balm - the cranberry or shell pink >> i need lip balms this boston weather is chapping tf out of my lips😭 but i also wanna start wearing makeup again so tints are a good place to start

abib pine needle pore pad clear touch - i love abib🧎🏻‍♀️before i got into skincare i would use toner pads like this on my face and nothing else. it was working for a while LMAO but i want these to keep in my work bag at least so i don’t have to worry abt a lil cleanser spilling in there. and this is one of the few products for oily skin that they have so🚶🏻‍♀️

melanie martinez crybaby perfume milk - no link bc they don’t sell it anymore :( ik there’s a couple dupes tho that i’d love to try. i remember when this dropped n the world shook. i have an altpress magazine from that time and there’s a sample in it n it smells so good idk how to explain it. wish she’d drop it again she’d make a fortune off of me fs.

glossier milky jelly cleanser - glossier is finally in physical stores😭 idk if anybody even really gaf abt this brand anymore but i like milky cleansers/body things so i’m curious to see if this’ll work for me

truly beauty boobie bundle - i love this brand but it’s not budget friendly at all i fear. i tried their coco cloud shave butter and ran out but it’s so good n smells like victoria’s secret’s warm and cozy scent. their moon rocks scrub is ok but i wanna try these too💆‍♀️ i don’t like how the containers are glass tho bc i’m always scared it’ll fall and break n i’ll step on the glass in the shower :’) but at least it’s eco friendly🧘‍♀️

fresh milk body cleanser - again i love milky things lol. in the pics on the website i love how it bubbles up n it just looks so nice🧎🏻‍♀️i like my current body wash (the kwailnara dalgona milk one) but i like trying new stuff

[i-miss-breathing]

📷 the picture I took of the recent solar eclipse

🍫 nooooo you can’t do this to me 😭😭😭

✨ nicknames I’d like to have are mango and munch because they were runner ups for my name, but unfortunately I am not out to people so I’ve only told 2 people my name and 0 people my desired nicknames irl 😔

🎵 under a technicolor sky by Will Wood :)

✏️ yes and I will write more once I have the time energy and ambition at the same time. Unless prompts count as half points, in which case I’ve been writing a little bit of fan fiction here and there

😏 not anymore, I ran out of space on my phone and I’m trying to find a good used laptop for sale within my small budget

💛 yes, just earlobe piercings right now but I’m hoping to get a Medusa piercing, snake bites, a bridge, an industrial piercing, a daith piercing + a Tragus piercing because i hear they can help with migraines and they look cool, I’m sure there are more that I want but those are the big ones

🐰 ooooo this is such a tough question. Umm probably how they view other people? Not necessarily how they act towards them because assholes can and do disguise themselves and nice people can seem like assholes for many different reasons. Not just intention either though because you know, path to hell is paved with good intentions and all. I don’t really know how to put it into words. It’s really a huge mix of things coming together to say anything about a person. Just picking one feels like simplifying something super complex, but how they view others is a good start in my opinion

🍪 ooo. Uhhhh gonna go withhhhh ummmm. Hmm. Thumbprint cookies with Hershey kisses

🐶 don’t make me choose between my children

🎧 headphones are more comfy on the ears but earbuds feel less restricting and I only want restriction sometimes

🌼 “yeah, that”

🙃 uhhhhh there’s a lot of diseases that likely stemmed from europes “it’s not cannibalism if we don’t see them as people” phase

🦉 night owl but not bc I want to be bc insomnia is bigger and stronger than me and being nice to it doesn’t work

🧸 couch, bed feels too sleepy, floor is nice occasionally but reminds me of the times I didn’t have a bed which also makes it too sleepy, but couch has other uses making it just enough sleepy and not sleepy to nap

🏳️‍🌈 yes, I am genderfluid, aroace (specifically quoi for both) and I think I’m bi but I might just be a lesbian, I’m in the fence about weather I actually would like a man or not

🦋 uhhhhfff oxymoronic, (regular) moronic, uhhhh anxious

👖 idkkkk I like both kinds of comfort

🥤 I am boycotting Starbucks.

🧡 I literally have never seen a color I didn’t like

💎 this is such a tough choice 😭 I’m so attached to my worldly possessions. Ummm my teddy bear patches because I’ve had her since birth and if I lose her I will never recover from the grief

☕️ tough tough, I’m going to have to go with tea but know it was a hard decision

🦖 carolina parakeet or cephalaspis

🌙 idk, I’m so timeblind literally it could be anywhere from 2-5 years

🌴 lighter with lots of fluid. I can not make a fire by hand, but with the fire I could boil water & cook food. And assuming there are trees I can make some semblance of a blade

🐸 changes alll the time, punk goth grunge emo scene basic preppy cutesy whimsical cottagecore like I cannot just pick one you don’t understand

🔮um. So my dream job is no job, I want to see and experience and learn everything I can. And unfortunately no job fits that

💙single and scared of intimacy. I’m going to try to get therapy before a relationship, so by choice but the choice isn’t because I want to be single necessarily it’s because I want to work on myself before I’m not single. I mean I also wouldn’t really mind being single forever though, so I guess it’s a little bit of both? Well I mean I don’t want to be single but I also don’t want to not be single. I guess I’m neutral about being single but definitely don’t want to get into a relationship right now as I am. That’s a good way to put it

🌿I have this messy black knitted sweater with stars and these grey ripped straight cut jeans that look soooo good together and a black choker with a gold barbell looking thing as the clip on the front and it looks soooo good.

🎤 yes many, but none that I can think of right now

🤎 brown

💌 yes constantly, full on conversations and philosophical debates and arguments going on up there all the time

💄 occasionally, nothing too fancy yet I’m still getting into it, but I’ve come up with a lot of makeup ideas I want to try when I have the supplies and time and energy

🌸 I was wearing a very pretty purple sparkly dress with rhinestones and some gloves and a necklace and makeup and my cousin told me I looked like a 1920s flapper on an evening out

I’ll @ people later maybe probably

Anyways, that’s a lot of info about myself to put on the internet

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[withleeknow]

HAHAHAHA your 🦌☁️ update: I love this for you + mathematically-speaking, it's directly proportional to the 23 hybe curse- exhibit a: vm.tiktok.com/ZGdNQFSbq/ yes the entirety of enville are in tears over this development + the tour whiplash I'm getting from walk-the-line to dominATE - exhibit b: vm.tiktok.com/ZGdNQB6ow/ come get your mans or hope this serves as inspiration for another self-indulgent piece

oh my pink mic'd moon 🌕 he's giving us everything bc this is what it feels like to be bias-wrecked by my own bias and tinyurl.com/re7kbzw6 is so coming-of-age k-drama-coded 🥺🥺

lmao I metaphorically ran to share this w/ you - idk how meta my feed has gotten but ✨️ onigiri fendi bag ✨️ tinyurl.com/4c6aeeew I am so glad this is well out of budget 😭😭

also your zombie apocalypse team? 10/10 reasoning and whilst I fully adore our boba-eyed maknae + mimo, I'd personally swap them out for key + papa minho bc that dynamic wld get me through any crisis w/ a 100% success rate (+🐈‍⬛ for brainrot husband reasons)

ok foul of you for those two tiktoks :) did he(e) (hehehhehe lmao that was lame) have no other choice but to literally haunt my dreams ever since i started looking at 🐈‍⬛ and 🐧 a little too much. unfortunately i don't remember what the dream this time was about, just that it was very cute but akshdkjsk that was two times in like 10 days!! he is quite literally shoving himself into the microwave again and it's gonna be bad for me this time i just know it

this one was awful... the video was never-ending... then you have hyunjin just taking over at the end... if there's a self-indulgent piece i'm afraid it won't be very sfw aldksjksdj

the shot with the chest ugh HELLO. the vibe for ksj1 through all the snippets and concept pics is just chef's kiss 🤌 and it looks like hobi is already cooking something up (cough, the "wip" in his insta bio), we're gonna be too well fed i fear 🫠 (also i'm highkey manifesting a jin appearance on jaefriends in the coming days to promote his stuff)

ONIGIRI BAG ?? price tag aside GOD can you imagine a little uppie leebit or jiniret or RJ hanging off the bag !!! 😭

oh my god i didn't even think about key and papa minho. 🐈‍⬛ for survival reasons and the old married couple for mental health reasons sounds like an ideal situation. this reminds me, i don't think i've ever seen shinee interact with enha? 🧐 or maybe my algorithm has just never taken me to that corner of the internet yet lol

[faiienlucifer]

In this case specifically (because I know we all know how Marvel is like), I think it's different. It just isn't the same. It's not about being a "happy ending", I missed prefer bittersweet or tragedy and I think most people here wouldn't mind either..

But this, it felt kind of anti-climactic after episode 7 specifically. It went down hill. I was really expecting a more agatha focused finale and I fully understand they ran out of time ane everything but the only time we ever saw Rio (who was a clearly big part in Agatha's life) being at the river and during the present time didn't feel right. But that I could excuse bc time and budget.. but the kiss, I get it fully. It was ultimately a great ending because Agatha will definitely not admit she was wrong after just fully accepting it not so long ago. Would ultimately do something so impulsive just to spite Rio, just to rub it in one last while also showing that affection she still clearly held for her.. While I wished for at least a few more words or scenes I ultimately understand..

But.. her being a ghost is what truly bugs me the most about the ending. It feels.. unsatisfying. All she ever wanted was to see her son. From beginning til end. It's why she blamed her lover because she had no one to blame for her grief. She lost herself in the process of grieving the incomprehensible loss of her son. Her Nicholas Scratch.. "Not able to face him" just felt like such a cheap excuse to keep her connected to Billy and continue his story. And I see it yes but I feel like her need to see him again would win over the guilt for ruining their song in the haze of grief.. it just seems so out of character. Like they're just using her (frankly extremely interesting and wonderful) story and character as little push for Billy's storyline. It just rubs me and other people the wrong way. We only want a satisfying ending (seeing her son again, full circle moment) because it's ultimately her amazing and wonderful character and her show. Even if it was on screen for like 1 minute, it would've been something.

But now I'm just yapping but those are my thoughts on the topic. I think that's the true reason people find the last episode so unsatisfying.. and also because of the beast of an episode that was ep 7. That felt more satisfying than anything in the show, great ending for a great character even if it wasn't "happy".

(sorry for any typos or weird formats, I'm a tumblr newbie still 😭)

Edit: Omg my dumbass forgot to add but just their story in general! What we could've had. A witch and death herself? The witch, cursed with a power she thinks is a curse to kill everyone around her, a poison, disease.. and death.. growing a heart for the only mortal that grieved enough to fill whole eons of time. So many times. Faulted herself for it and only found comfort in death herself because she's everything that surrounded her, the only thing that was permanent. Something grounded and forever there for her.. How amazing is that story? I feel like it (partially) wasn't satisfying because that dynamic seems so poetic and beautiful and like a joy to explore from a writer's standpoint. I wanted more, we all did because they were so interesting. So poetic. Intertwined in the most tragic way because that's the only way their story could ever go..

It's Greek Tragedy level beautiful.

..and we all wanted more.

Honestly, I don't understand the people who are bitter about the way Agatha All Along ended. I thought it was freaking amazing.

Agatha and Rio got to be angry and in love and epically drawn to each other. And petty as all hell.

We got a kiss (and Rio's face those seconds before Agatha kissed her and she felt it coming). We got to see the wounds Agatha left in Death. We got to see a moment where Agatha essentially forgave Death (even if she wouldn't acknowledge it to Rio). We watched Rio cover her grave in the color that meant most to Agatha. We watched how Rio gave Agatha the time to love her son (because even if the older Agatha refused to see it - because it hurt too much - she would clearly have taken that gift a second time if she found herself back in that moment).

And it wasn't even the end of them, because if you don't think Rio is going to keep pursuing Agatha's soul now that she's floating around as a ghost instead of coming home to her, you're wrong (you're just... wrong).

It might not have been a "happy ending" but it was freaking glorious.

[huevobuevo]

Hyperfocused on the episodes so here’s just a short list of rhe thoughts that ran through my mind during my watch😭

- the weeping angels props were SHIT j just gotta make that clear. I’m sure it’s probs cause of budgeting or whatevas but god DAMN how the mighty have fallen

- in better news the Ravager’s looks AWESOME 💥💥💥💥 probably where all the money went to

- also what the fuck sans undertale jumpscare

- LOVED Dan & Yaz’s clothes in episode 5 like I’m a big fan of historical fashion

- “Tell us or I’ll bite yo toes!!!” what the fuck Dan.

- I LOVE BEL AND VINDOR 🥺🥺🥺

- hooooly shit this season was great. The interconnecting plots all weaving together and tying all the characters together into that big finale… chefs kiss

- Yaz & The Docs relatjonship seemed tense at the beginning with 13 dodging all these questions but omg does yaz have a crush on her? Hello??

- The Time Lord’s being hypocritical on the whole “no interference” rule when it came to The Division is actually. really in character.

- Karvanista :]]]

- Tecteun >:[[[

- i miss Kate Stewart.. i miss her alot ….

- really glad they used the Sontarans as one of the main big baddies in this season, FINALLY something that isn’t the cybermen or the daleks

- I also love Claire and Jericho :]] the companions this season are just rlly good I loved the New Team TARDIS

- “Hi! Please stop torturing me.”

- “Ohhh you’re cute! :D” doctor hello??

- “I got SUCH a crush on her!” HELLO IS 13 x 13 GONNA BE A THING????

- JERICHO IS FUCKING DEAD AUSUERRGGHHHH

- “Beware their master” Bitch is the Master coming back hello??

- I would love to have a drink with Dan Lewis. Anytime. Anywhere. I don’t care if he’s late, I’d wait for him.

- Proud of 13 for opening up to Yaz at the end :]] good for her! Good for her <3

- WERE RJEY GONNA KISS ????

-okay hear me out

[pxrxcxa]

Boy next door

✶ One shot

Pairing | Eddie x fem reader

Post summary | Eddie catches and interrupts his neighbour during her ‘alone time’, - so he promises that he won’t tell anyone about what he saw if she lets him watch her finish.

What to expect | 18 + so minors DNI, Perv!Eddie, Dom!Eddie. ‘O’ denial. Some degrading language ( he calls you a slut once and then it’s sweetheart from then on out)

Post Warnings | Pure Smut.

Word count | 3.5 K Word Count.

As always, any & all comments/reblogs are most appreciated - Love, P. x 🌿

Authors Note | you guys have no idea what a pain in the ass it is to write this in my fking notes app - so I really hope you enjoy and appreciate this 😂😭😭 I could never stop writing for you all though 😏🥺

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The whirring sound increased as my shaking hand slid the button on the sex toy between my legs up to the second level, making my head dig into the mattress as my shoulders arched into the air. Overwhelming pleasure shot up through my frame as I pressed the vibrating head into my slit harder, rolling it back and forth over my throbbing bud that was begging for more.

The thin, aging walls of the trailer didn’t offer much recluse, but I couldn’t help myself. My neighbour, long time friend and recent star of my never ending sex dreams - Eddie Munson had joined my roommates and I to watch our weekly horror movie on the floor of our small living room last night. The fat joint passed between our lips had hindered my thoughts, stealing my attention from the low budget effects of blood and gore spread across our small static tv screen.

My legs curled up against my stomach as the toy slipped between my weeping folds, vibrations flamed throughout the lower half of my body as my hand moved to pinch at my hardened nipples, imagining that my soft warm hands were strong, deft fingers covered in bulky silver rings instead. The images of yesterday flashed to the fore front of my mind as I writhed mercilessly under my own arm, pretending that our movie night finished in a different ending.

Eddie was lounged across the floor on his back beneath where I was curled up on our rickety couch opposite my room mates cuddling on the other end of it, my eyes had raked the solid planes of his body as I took advantage over his attention glued to the screams and murderous sounds screeching from the tv set. I’d been fine until he’d raised his arms above his head, exposing a milky white strip of skin above the belt of his jeans as he rolled his hips into the air.

I’d stopped breathing as the rise and fall of his chest made the line of his pants fall lower, unmasking a dark line of a snail trail that disappeared into its beckoning depths. I’d clutched the thin blanket draped around my legs closer to me, sure that the throbbing between my thighs had its own beacon as I tried to hide my struggle.

Eddie, damn him, had no idea about his hold on me as he turned his face to the side and gave me a cheeky half smirk, raising his eyes brows in a ‘you all good’ silent question.

No I wasn’t ‘all good’, and as his biceps flexed as he placed his hands behind his head and ran his tongue over his lips, turning back to the screen, I’d wanted to run down the hall, rip my vibrator from where it was plugged in charging beside my bed, and pretended once again the the silicone toy was Eddie running his tongue along my wet pussy and his hands wrapping around my neck.

It had felt like forever before the screen turned black and my roommates rose from the couch with groans and muttered goodbyes as they headed to bed. I’d hesitated to stand up with them, scared the the growing throbbing between my legs as I struggled to keep my eyes off Eddie, had soaked through the thin fabric of my pyjama shorts.

He’d saved me the embarrassment by leaving first, I swore I’d practically jumped out of my skin as he reached up to grip my knee as he launched up from the ground, using my leg to push off as he stumbled to his feet.

Eddie, completely oblivious to the turmoil I was suffering under his gaze, had just held out his fist and smiled goodbye as he headed home to his trailer across the road. As soon I closed the door behind him and slid the lock into place, I tripped over my feet in my hurry to get to my room, lightening my footsteps as I passed my roommates room directly next to mine.

They had the decency to keep it quiet when I was around, so it was with deep loathing and effort, that I shut my vibrator away until I was alone and made do with my fingers.

It just wasn’t as good though, I hadn’t been able to make myself finish, even with the vivid mental picture of Eddie hovering above me and whispering about all the dirty things he wanted to do with me, raging though my mind as my finger tips slipped against the wetness between my folds, rolling harshly over my throbbing clit as I tried to force my orgasm.

I’d wanted to scream with frustration as it evaded me, so as soon as I’d heard my housemates ancient car roar to life at the crack of dawn, I’d snatched the pink wand from my side table draw and had it between my thighs as I wriggled out of my panties.

The instant pleasure as I hastily held down the on button and held my breath impatiently, flooded me in a way I’d never felt before as I played in my mind from the beginning, the sexual fantasy I’d conjured up of my neighbour.

My head lolled back as my vibrator sent a zapping throughout my frame, making every muscle in my body clench as I pressed the toy harder against my clit, almost painfully as the sensations in my nerves electrified. My abdomen coiled in the familiar release as the buzzing deepened, screaming out in protest as I pushed it past its limits.

Slick dripped down my thighs and between my folds, drenching the sheets beneath me as my breathing turned to gasps and stars burst behind my closed eyes.

I was close.

So fucking close.

My arms began to shake as I gripped the vibrating hilt with two hands, my back arched off the bed as I curled up in the air. The distant sound of a wire door smacking back on it’s hinges broke through my concentration, and panic shot through me before I remembered that my roommates were at work for at least a couple more hours and I’d definitely locked the door anyway, I knew the walls were as thin as paper and it was probably just the deaf old women next door.

I squeezed my eyes shut tighter and ignored it, picturing Eddie’s rough fingers gliding over my thighs and lightly playing with my aching pussy, he’d glance up at me with his cheeky half smile and make some witty comment about how wet I was. I groaned and rolled my hips up against the vibrator, tensing as my impending orgasm crept up like a tsunami wave.

“Eds…” I mumbled into the crook of my arm, gasping and biting into the soft patch of skin there as I jolted.

“Ahh fuck Eddie.” My free hand that trembled, rushed lightly as a feather across my skin to crush the sides of my throat, the lack of air adding the mounds of pleasure.

“Hey y/n you got a lighter I can borrow - fuck”

“EDDIE” my scream wasn’t in pleasure, but in shock as my bedroom door flung open to reveal my thoughts in real time. The joint he’d held up in anticipation tumbled to the floor as his hands shot up to cover his face, his cheeks tuning a deep red beneath his fingers.

I’d thrown the vibrator away in my surprise as I scrambled to rip up the loose sheets to cover my half naked body and the incriminating scene, it fell between the wooden side panel of my bed and chest of draws where it buzzed embarrassingly louder then ever. With a stream of horrified “oh my god”s I reached down and fumbled with the off button for an ungodly amount of time, hiding in my hair as a bundle of profanities rushed to my lips.

“What the fuck are you doing in here?” I screeched, sitting up into a crossed legged position as I chanced a glance at him, his face was screwed in what I panicked was disgust as his tongue ran over his lips.

“I needed a lighter - what are you doing!” He shot back, hovering in the door way as his feet shuffled back and forth uncertainly.

“Gardening genius, what does it look like?” My usual sarcasm dripped through to mask my horror at being caught.

“I - uh - well. Is it safe now?” His words made me blush deeply.

“Yes oh my god Eddie, it’s safe.” I breathed a half hearted laugh as he peaked through his fingers, lowering his hands as he avoided my gaze.

“I uh um knocked, but I guess you didn’t hear me.” His eyes raked over my scarcely hidden body beneath the flimsy sheet, before flashing away quickly when I caught his stare lingering.

“How did you even get in here? The door was locked.” I scolded, tightening the cotton fabric under my arms.

“It was.” He grinned, shrugging his shoulders at his invasive antics.

There was a loaded pause that hung heavy in the air between us as my breathing slowed and his stance relaxed slightly. My thighs slipped against each other from the slick pooling between my legs as I fidgeted, chagrin flowing through me over my vulnerable position.

“Okay… well there’s a lighter on my desk that you can keep Ed’s.” I waved my hand towards the corner of my room, watching his hands flex at his sides.

But still, he didn’t move.

“I… heard you.” He admitted, his sheepish grin crinkling his eyes as mine shot up to meet them.

“What?” I exclaimed, embarrassment choking me.

“I heard what you said… or moaned I guess.” He crossed his arms as he leant against the open door frame.

“Oh my god Eddie I didn’t mean for you to-“

“Yea that’s right. ‘Eddie’, I heard you.” He nodded his head with a smirk as I stared back in shock, speechless.

“Hey I mean it’s okay. But do you wanna tell me what that’s about?” His smile slid from his face as I sat motionless and silent like I could melt through the wall behind me to disappear.

“… or not. I just thought that there might be something you wanted to tell me.” He shrugged his shoulders down at me again, laughing as he hesitated in the doorway, his usual confident cockiness returning the longer I trembled under his stare.

Maybe there was, and maybe under different circumstances where booze and drugs were involved, I would admit to him that he and those dammed dark eyes were what kept me up at night, but I’d be dammed if I was going to tell him right now when he had the upper hand.

“Screw you Munson.” I snapped, the last lingering fragments of my embarrassment leaving my body and anger replacing it.

“You better not say anything to anyone or EVER bring this up to me” I groaned, covering my blazing face with my hands.

“Wanna make a deal?” His voice was gruff and filled with something unfamiliar to me. I stole a quick peek at him through my fingers before hiding away again.

“Whatever… I just figured that you didn’t get to finish and you might want to.” I didn’t stop to consider his words and their meaning behind them before I bit back at him.

“Yeah well maybe when I get a fucking moment of privacy I will.” My frustration made my retort flow easier.

“Can I watch?”

“What?”

“Can I watch you finish?” His words were slow and precise, so that I didn’t miss a single syllable. His eyes flashed with something sinister as I gasped, staring down at where my fingers loosened around the sheet gripped to my chest. He waited patiently for my answer, standing frozen as a flurry of emotions played across my face.

“That’s the deal. Take it or leave it. I get to watch you finish… or I’m walking up and down the entire trailer park with a banner telling them what a dirty, horny slut y/n is.” His smirk was so cocky and confident, like he already knew my answer.

My fantasy - or something very close to it - was coming to life, and for the first time in mine, I didn’t have a witty comeback.

I searched his face to see if he was serious, nerves fluttering through me as my clit throbbed excitedly. He stared back unchangingly, almost waiting for permission as I sat undecidedly.

His dark raging eyes, as they ran over my entire body like he was seeing me - really seeing me- for the first time, made the choice for me.

I blindly reached out beside me as my gaze never left his to fumble for the cold metal I tossed away earlier, Eddie’s Adams apple rolled nervously as I uncrossed my legs and leaned back against the pillow, stretching out as the sheet fluttered and rested over the curves of my body.

With shaking hands I held back down on the on button, quickly hiding it beneath the white fabric that protected me from Eddie’s prying eyes.

I couldn’t believe I was doing this.

That Eddie was standing right there and watching me get myself off. I felt like I should have been more embarrassed and cautious, but as I moved the pulsing vibrator back between my legs, all my inhibitions were thrown out the window. I tossed my head back as I grinded my hips down into the mattress, letting my lips form into an ‘o’ as my nose scrunched.

My orgasm had slipped through my fingers before, but as I ran the sex toy up and down my folds, collecting the wetness that pooled beneath me, it rushed back without failure. As I let the first unintentional gasp fall past my lips, I heard Eddie’s sneakers brush against the carpet.

He’d moved, almost like he didn’t mean to, to stand at the end of the bed between my legs, his hand had travelled down the bulge beneath his straining jeans, palming against his hardness. His eyes - flaring with intimidating urgency - flashed up to meet mine as I faltered beneath the sheet.

“I said ‘watch’ sweet heart, y’ain’t exactly putting on a show here.” His words shot through me like a knife of toxicity, they should have made me end the whole thing there, but it spurred me forward.

Erotic moans and whimpers passed my lips with ease - almost porn worthy as I tried to prove his teasing wrong - as I let the cotton fabric slip down my chest, a deep growl rose in Eddie’s chest as I wrapped my fingers around my hard nipple, pulling and twisting as pleasurable pain shot through me. I hissed as the vibrations made my pussy scream in frustration as I shakily slid the toy up to its highest setting.

I’d thrown my head back so I didn’t see him, but I felt the mattress groan and roll under his weight as he kneeled on the end of it between my covered legs. I snapped my eyes open in surprise and accusations as he hesitated, a moment of clarity flashing across his face as I shook beneath him. He had his fist clenched around a hand full of the sheet besides my knee, his gaze probing mine in a consentful question as he waited patiently.

I nodded ever so slightly as I bit my lip and anticipation curled within me, Eddie didn’t spare a second as he tore the sheet off of me, letting it flutter to the ground behind him as his eyes devoured the sight of me melting beneath him.

I snapped my thighs closed with a wet slap as his stare traced down my naked body, with a feather light touch as the vibrator blared between us, he tranced his fingers down my legs, allowing me plenty of time to tell him to stop. But his hands didn’t move towards mine like I thought - like I wanted him to - instead they moved across the shivering skin of my knees, curving down my soft calves as his fingers hooked around my panties trapped between my ankles.

My gasp of shock was stolen from me as the invisible coil tightened inside of me, Eddie ripped the leopard print fabric and brought it to his face, inhaling deeply as his eyes rolled back in his head. The sight of him doing something do dirty almost had me falling to pieces right then and there.

“Fuck you smell so good y/n, wanna taste you. Maybe later, you need to finish.”

“Ahhh fuck Eddie - I can’t I can’t.” Yes I could, my moan of protest was more referring to how I couldn’t handle what he was doing to me, it was all too much. He was still completely dressed and had barely touched me but I was still coming undone at the sight of him. The coil tightened even further as the body wrecking end rushed towards me. I practically screamed as Eddie flung himself over me.

“I can.” He grunted against my bare skin. All manners were forgotten as he sat back up and hooked my right leg over his shoulder, his quick, experienced hands replacing mine as he buried the vibrator further against my glistening pussy.

I squeezed my eyes shut as the overwhelming pleasure wracked me and became the forefront of all my senses. Tears sprung to the corner of my eyes as he switched between pressing the silicone head against the oversensitive bud and cruelly ripping it away every time I tensed and bunched up.

“Oh fuck Eddie. PLEASE.” I screamed out, tearing at the sheets beside me as I grinded my hips up into the air pointlessly, finding no purchase as he held the vibrator high in the air teasingly.

“Not yet sweetheart.” He laughed against my ankle, turning his head to place a soft, wet kiss along my sensitive skin. But he relented, bringing it back down between my legs as I let out a thankful moan, the glowing, golden feeling threatening to drown me instantly. I gasped and shivered as I felt the tips of his fingers graze between my soaking folds.

He barely noticed the hold he had on me, he had brought my panties back to his nose as he rocked with the motions he was playing against my mound, groaning into the wet fabric as I reached out to wrap my hands around his wrist, swearing.

I felt a painful ache against my thigh as I glanced down, Eddie had started to hump against it, his large cock screaming against his tight jeans had left a wet patch there. I didn’t mind, in fact watching him use my body for his own means was single handedly hurtling me towards my orgasm at lightning speed.

I felt my fluttering walls throb and curl around nothing as it ripped through me, making me arch against the bed like I was in a scene from the exorcist. Bliss exploded through me as I screamed his name, each time he’d denied me my release and my frustrations from the last twenty four hours, made it that much more sweeter, it felt like it lasted for hours as the high finally came down and my vision cleared.

Eddie has dropped his grip from around my ankle, pressing my panties against his crotch as he thrusted forward faster against my leg, the bed rocked beneath us with his movements. With a final gasp he curled over my shaking frame, pulling my now cum soaked panties away from him to reveal a large, dark stain against his jeans.

His eyes filled with lust, flicked up to meet my awe struck ones as a smirk played on his lips. I stayed still - or at least couldn’t move - as he leant up to place a sweet kiss to my forehead, shoving the wet fabric between my shuddering lips. He laughed as an aftershock flinched through my body, the taste of our mixed essences flooded my mouth.

The lining of his jacket grazed my bare skin as he straightened up, I didn’t dare look at him as my body collapsed further against my bed, focusing on the crack in the ceiling above me as his voiced drifted through the roaring in my ears.

“I look forward to the next time I catch you sweetheart.”

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Also Readers - if anyone is looking for a slow burn Eddie x y/n, check out my Opposite Ends series.

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