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scaredappliances · 8 months ago

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Sorry for the wait guys my car broke down, expect the next chapter for my fic to be out tomorrow xoxo sincerely best wishes

#fanfiction #fic #story #my car broke down #whoopsies #ran a red light #funny #humor

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chicken-wayng · 3 months ago

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"Fuck that crown and fuck the Gods! I'm running away." Alicent says her eyes bear true Targaryen Madness as she rebukes the things that were once all she stood for, shocking Nyra with the bravery of her declaration. Then, her eyes soften like they always do upon seeing Her. "Come with me."

"Yes," Rhaenyra said, without thinking.

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soupkiddo · 14 days ago

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our car got totaled so we put it on the ofrenda #ripgarrett

#some guy ran a red light and poor elliott tboned his truck #nobody was hurt and the insurance was up to date 👍

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erotetica · 5 months ago

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don’t worry claudeleine I’LL save you *runs and trips directly into metal trashcans, to cacophonous effect*

#ANYHOO madeleine should make them matching suits. Madeline should share Claudia’s lipstick.#fellas is that gay. to blend your lipstick with someone else’s li—#iwtv #my art #ran out of meds last month and was late for pride again….alas…#claudia #claudia iwtv #madeleine #madeleine iwtv #claudeleine #interview with the vampire #iwtv season 2 #maybe they don’t give Louis closure maybe they just run directly to Brazil and eat nazis. fuck if I know #I also know their thing is yellow. I just got attached to red-claudia.#edit: didn’t realize I put them in a shaft of light.#it’s just that I’ve done vamps under streetlamps for like. cool multiply layer usage. THIS MIGHTVE NOT BEEN THE TIME FOR THAT.

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mostly-natm · 3 months ago

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I did not pass my driving test today!

#it’s actually pretty funny #I would have passed but I was pulling out of a parallel park and immediately came to the intersection right before the end of my test #and ran a red light 😂💛✨#to be fair I DID look both ways so I was fine on that part of observation #but the light just didn’t catch my eye in time!

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years ago

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Tony: Peter! I know about the injury you hid from me!

Peter: Really, Mr Stark, it's not a big deal! The bullet only hit a kidney! I have a spare one anyways!

Tony: WHAT!? YOU GOT SHOT!?

Peter: ...you didn't know about that?

Tony: No! I know about the other injury!

Peter: Well it wasn't that bad! I was only concussed for 5 hours! And I only threw up 12 times!

Tony: WHAT!?

Peter: Oh, did you mean the one from 2 weeks ago when I was impaled by a Satelite dish on Neds House?

Tony: WHAT!? NO!

Peter: Oh, then you must know about the time my leg got mangled because I found out bullet proof glass isn't swing proof

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Peter: Well if you werent talking about them, then what were you talking about?

Tony: LAST TUESDAY! WHEN YOU GOT STABBED! AND STITCHED IT UP YOURSELF!

Peter: THAT WASNT EVEN THAT BAD COMPARED TO 3 WEEKS AGO! I ONLY LOST 1 LITRE OF BLOOD! 3 WEEKS AGO I LOST 5!

Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?

#at least tony doesnt know about that other time #when he ran out of web-fluid mid swing #and face planted into a traffic lamp #and made it switch from red to green #which somehow caused every traffic light to turn green #peter parker #tony stark #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark

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graves-doodles · 10 months ago

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More blorbos

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fountainpenguin · 2 months ago

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I think the funniest possible direction for post-Season 1 Dale is "Clocks something sus, develops a hero complex towards his abuser, and makes time for her while still ignoring his son."

City Lights AU is a cursed reality where the reason Dev didn't know Vicky abused his dad is because Dale refuses to accept that his ex-BFF is a terrible person. I can make them worse... I will make them worse.

#Fairly OddParents #A New Wish #FOP Vicky #Dale Dimmadome owner of Dimmadome Global #Dev Dimmadome owner of anguish #Toxic lemon duo #City Lights AU #Mark Chang #Red babysitter #FOP fanart #Club Redheads Who Didn't Get Mindwiped #Rotten candy apple ship tag #Lemonade and Papercuts #(Sort of)#The three kids in Panel 1 are Rufus / Jenny / Georgia. Arguably triplets; technically clutchmates. idk snake's name #In Cloudlands AU they live on Yugopotamia (Georgia's crown princess) but in City Lights they're undercover as humans :)#Secret joke: Vicky's always in Yugopotamian form at home because extra arms. She's having a hard time at the party #I didn't draw it but canonically she drops that glass due to trying to put it in a third hand #I drew this because I wrote an L&P scene this week where Dale ran into Cupid and Psyche who didn't wipe his mind #It wasn't my intention b/c I was just making “haha wouldn't that be funny if Psyche runs an adult shop?” jokes but-#Dale DID walk out of there with memory intact and that does technically earn him an invite to Club Red so. whoops.#Anyway this is Dale's first meeting since getting his mind wiped but. Gary changed the sign so he still felt welcome #Georgia Rufus Jenny Aingeal-Ashton #apparently art #FOP:ANW

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freakinator · 2 months ago

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i need to get crazier about zamdoons i think

#mine.txt #lsshipping #zamdoons #what if you jokingly dared the most suicidal guy on the server to kill himself only to immediately regret it when he immediately agreed #so you try to convince him to stop but it didnt work but it lead to the two of you discovering a heart dupe exploit #which lead to your quest for immortality which little did you know #would eventually led to you being at odds with that same guy over and over again #which culminated in you beheading him in a ritualistic display of an execution for all the server to see #but what if the man you killed; your longtime enemy #just looked so beautiful in the light that you couldnt help but give his beaheaded head a kiss #what if later on that same man gave you the will to fight back after you ran away from the fight #after being betrayed by ppl who you thought were your allies #and offered you a place on a team that you sought hard to destroy at first #anyways i hope they interact more its always so fun when they do #i esp loved when red managed to scam zam when he was making his deals that was so funny #and i was hoping that would lead to more interactions but none of the deals ever went anywhere lmao but its okay i forgive them

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galaxywarp · 4 months ago

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I try to be forgiving of other drivers’ mistakes because we’re all human and I get it, sooner or later we’re all the asshole who does something like screw up a turn or a merge or misjudge the timing of a stoplight. And I think everyone on the road being vigilant means that everyone gets some degree of tolerance for making the occasional error. Yeah someone might have to stomp on their brakes and honk their horn and flip you off, but so long as everyone walks away safe I still call that a Win.

That being said. just felt a huge wave of secondhand embarrassment and sympathy for a truck driver I saw almost merge into someone, realize and correct his mistake at the last second, then slow down and pull off at the next exit so he could park and chill for a moment.

#poor schmuck. innocent mistake multiplied by the size of a semi truck #I get it. when I accidentally ran a red light I pulled off for a min #scolded myself breathed and then got back to it

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cybernomads · 4 months ago

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#vp #cp2077 #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 photomode #cp2077 screenshots #cp2077 edit #cp2077 oc #maddox de vasconcelos schaeffer #masc v #male v #have you ever been personally pspspsps'd by nexusmods creator pinkydude #seriously do you know how difficult it is to find medium length curly hair for male characters?#i came i saw i grabbed it and ran with it at breakneck speed #so thank U #now i just gotta find areas with lighting that don't turn his hair color into a flavor of box dye breakup red and i'm gonna be unstoppable #okay so my thoughts here are what if things got a lil intense during the capoeira session and he was a lil sore...

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rennarita · 9 months ago

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#njpw #effie's gifs #douki #new beginnings in sapporo #24/02/2024 #tw flashing lights #the way i ran to elle & my chat as soon as i saw douki was in red

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sinfuego · 7 months ago

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Tbh, nothing has made me sympathize more with Kipperlilly Copperkettle than her anger issues.

Cause anger is an emotion we feel when we're missing something. When we need something and can't get it. It's a balm to make us feel better when things don't go our way.

When things aren't fair.

#d20 #dimension 20 #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 spoilers #fhjy #fantasy high spoilers #of course just cause you feel like things are unfair doesnt mean they actually are #and the reason why its an anger issue is cause the anger has befome detrimental #its warped from being somethjng to comfort you when you feel powerless to a tool you use against others when you fedl slighted #part of why anger issues are so hard to overcome is cause of how good it feels in the moment #even if you feel terrible guilt afterwards #the catharsis of releasing anger can be such a relief #that you dont even realise youve started looking for reasons to be angry #youre listing things that are terrible with the world just so you can feel better by getting angry at them #things like capitalism and people who bullied you and how your boss is a terrible racist #things that everyone can get angry over #until they get more personal and warps your judgment #“my boss called a group of immigrant a bunch of racial slurs” “his secretary was there too she can back me up”#“when i brought it up with her she says she wasnt payjng attention or something” “shes peobably racist too and thats why he hired her”#it becomes easier to make jumps like that instead of giving people the benefit of the doubt #easier to justify your anger with the smallest slights #until youre yelling at a pedestrian whe. you almost ran them over #“sure it was a red light but they shouldve paid attention and seen me coming too”#anyways this is all to say kipperlilly probably has some issues to deal with #idk if shes actually behind this plot or if shes being manipulated #doesmt stop her from being a total dick tho #but it does make me a little more sympathetic to her

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blujayonthewing · 1 month ago

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THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

#YAAAAAY #I'M SO HAPPYYYYY #BLACK WITH RAINBOWS MY BELOVEEEEEED!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH #this was a kickstarter in like. 2019 #THEY RAN INTO UHHH PRODUCTION DELAYS. AS YOU CAN IMAGINE. LMAO #worth the wait I'm SO happy 😭#you can customize the light settings but honestly I LOVE the default! I didn't expect it to stay lit and cycle colors while being held 🥺#each number looks like it has its own unique color rather than displaying one at random #natural one pulses a markedly dull red #entranced. ensorceled. I love you pixels d20 my new best friend pixels d20 #justin got the clear one which is both VERY EXCITING to look at because it's BRIGHT #but also is probably gonna need to be reprogrammed because it's really hard to read actually lmao #justin: [squinting at his result] [picks up die to look more closely] [it starts beaming rainbow leds into his eyeballs]#about me

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quaranmine · 7 months ago

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quaranmine character flaws: respects service workers too much

(my reimbursement for work travel got rejected because i tipped a guy "too much")

#i adjusted the reimbursement value so i'll have to personally pay the tip #listen. i wouldve missed my flight if not for that guy. IF NOBODYS GOT ME I KNOW THAT LYFT DRIVER GOT ME #he (safely) ran a red light for me. what is that if not deserving of a generous tip

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warcrimesimulator · 9 months ago

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So much butthurt in the replies, god fucking forbid you think cops should be held accountable for their actions and not be given a free pass to act reckless just because whatever happens is the criminals' fault 🤪

#My mom's friend lost her immediate family because a cop ran a red light and hit them while in pursuit of a criminal #The lack of accountability is fucking insane man

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