#rambles of a clown

[djdolleyes]

Your girl group’s favorite girl group

[monsterqueers]

Hey if people are thinking of 'stockpiling HRT' and you are doing it with Testosterone, be aware that is a controlled substance and doing this WILL GET YOU A FELONY CHARGE IF YOU ARE CAUGHT (and it would be very easy for this to happen through the way those posts reccomend).

Its your decision if you want to risk imprisonment (and then definitely losing hrt access), but be aware of the serious consequences- especially if you are recommending this to people!

If you do this with E, you get a slap on the wrist. If you do this with T its a felony. A felony charge deeply effects everything you do. Its not just hard to DYI T, its MANY TIMES LEGALLY RISKIER AND HARDER.

[mikami1992]

The Bats are baffled…

Lately, according to the latest reports, the kidnapping of clowns has been skyrocketing throughout the country… although in one or two days, they usually reappear, of course without remembering anything about what happened or without wanting to talk about the subject, the reports have not been clear at the moment.

And while this is happening, the assaults on government facilities have been on a constant increase… but curiously only one department has been affected, the apparent supernatural investigation department of the USA…

And you might wonder what kind of relationship these two have? Because until an hour ago these two things were not related at all and have been investigated separately…

But everything changed when the Joker disappeared from his cell…

And contrary to the normal situation, the Joker did not escape, he was kidnapped from Arkham by an extraction group, who according to the videos, used gas to put him to sleep in the cell and proceeded to tie the clown up with questionable articles of leather and black latex (Jason will never see red balls in a normal way)….

And when the Bats managed to find him….

It was in the middle of a sacrificial altar as an offering along with spaceships, hamburgers and milkshakes, all of this on a bonfire where they were burning Christmas decorations and classified government papers, while a group of galaxy-robed cultists are singing a Latin version of a modern pop/rock song….

What the hell is going on?

[bluerosefox]

Phantomish Rogues

Team Phantom get ripped from their home universe into the DCverse. With no money or real ID's in this world. Now thats a problem.

Another big problem is that Danny is badly injured and his core kinda put him into a deep cryo sleep. He needs to rest and gather ectoplasm.

Bigger problem Team Phantom have no clue how to get home because they don't know how to decode the Fenton Portal blue-prints, not even Jazz who at the time didn't pay attention to her parents portal work anymore by the time they finished it. The only one who does have an idea is Danny!

Biggest problem, they landed in a place called Gotham that seems to be overrun with actual villains and heroes? (vigilantes). And for some odd reason many of them seem to find them no matter where the Team goes to hide.

Until they can get their hands on a safe space, tech, and money, Team Phantom might have to go a bit Rogue/Villainous if they wanna keep Danny safe until he wakes up.

[choccy-milky]

Well, well, if it isn’t one of my favorite Sebastian x MC artists on the entire interwebs 🫣 It’s always such a rollercoaster following your art! You’ve made me ugly sob, burst out laughing, and absolutely gush at everything you post 😭🤣🥰 But my favorite thing about you is your overall presence in the fandom and the way you interact with people. You bring such warmth and humor into this community, and it wouldn’t be the same without you and your darling Clora! Thank you for being such an inspiration for me and many others 🫂💕

Happy holidays! 🎁✨

BAWWW KERI😭😭😭TYSMMM😭😭😭 i think i speak for the entire fandom when i say you are ALSO one of my fav seb x mc artists and everything from your art to your personality is just so wholesome and bright🥹💖 which is why I know you'll be a great mommy when little jr. keri-mcberry the 2nd is born💖 😤 also everything you said about me but BACK AT YOU!!🫵🫵🫵 HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!💚❤️💚❤️

[nexahexagon]

Who the Hell is Clownpierce and Why is he Literally Me

Anyways had fun with this, made it purely because I draw Sneeg and EMF’s eyes/hair the same way (aka I had intense Deja Vu for such a small reason that I had to blow this creation completely out of proportion!)

[violetscanfly]

How to care for your scientist - a visual guide

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had. The most lovely woman as a customer today. She was a clown. She was in her 70’s but couldn’t possibly give up the joy of clowning. And it turned out I’d actually seen her when I was like five at a party.

She was looking to change an order she’d already placed and I was just helping out her and her “friend”. Over the course of things it turned out they were dating. She told me she’d had a crush on him the moment they met but his friend was the one brave enough to ask her out so that was the man she married.

Thirty years later they’d split and he called her up out of the blue to ask her out and she said yes. He was even her sons third grade teacher. It was just adorable. Then she asked to see my hands and tsked when she was my ring because she wanted to set me up with her son. Her fifty year old son.

At the end of my sorting her out she insisted on getting me a drink and brought me a smoothie, a candy bar, and did a little part of her clown act for me. It was a joyous morning.

[allseeingharlequin]

That sums it up yeah

[ventique18]

The first years (and Malleus because he forced himself into their friend group) encounter shapeshifters in the woods! For some reason, they decided to mimic you, so now your friends have to double check who's the original one before destroying the rest. It actually goes smoothly because...

🐉: "A clone with a different eye color, another one a few inches shorter than my beloved! Why, another one has a completely different body shape-- what grave insults! how dare you call yourselves friends?"

🐺: "Don't those make this task easier? Why are you mad?"

🐊: "IGNORANT HUMAN! Shapeshifters harvest memories from those around the victim. WHICH MEANS MOST OF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER WHAT YOUR FRIEND LOOKS LIKE!"

🌸: "Why's there a version of me who looks dumb as hell? I don't space out and drool at the sky what the f--"

🐊: "YOU DID GET A BARELY PASSING GRADE DURING OUR LAST QUIZ--"

🌸: "SO THAT VISION'S YOURS?! SEBEK, YOU!!"

It was easy to eliminate most of the clones, until a very particular one completely stumps everyone, including Malleus. From the height to the weight, to even a few birthmarks on your belly-- everything is in the exact same place.

🍎: "Oh no, I wonder what we should do? Maybe Ortho can use his sensors to find flaws in what we can't see?"

🤖: "I've finished scanning. Both of them share the same average body heat and pulse rate. The clone is a perfect replica."

🌸: "Honestly, why would it be that hard? Malleus knows for sure that I'm the real one. Right?"

"You" pull his arm in an embrace; affectionately rubbing your body against him and even dipping your fingertips over his carefully-clothed collarbone. You lean up to give him a kiss--

♠️: "Uhm. I think that's the one."

❤️: "Yeah, that one's definitely the imposter. Only one person here would have those kinda memories."

Malleus receives a collective, disappointed side eye from the crowd. Except for Sebek, of course, who remains petrified by what he just saw.

[djdolleyes]

Hey why does the Franklin Expedition manga have Jopzier?

And assumedly came out before The Terror????

[sammys-magical-au]

“Padmé’s relationship with Anakin was abusive.” Piss poor take. Padmé would not stay in an abusive relationship, she has enough confidence in herself to stand on her own two feet and enough common sense to leave a toxic and dangerous situation. Just accept the fact that Anakin’s mind was so broken by pain and fear by the end of ROTS that he snapped, and that him choking Padmé was meant to show how the Dark Side poisons your soul and makes you turn against even the people you love most, not that his relationship with Padmé “was abusive all along” and “their love wasn’t real”. You can literally see the look of “what did I just do?” on his face when he lets her go, if he was used to abusing her he would not react like that. I’m tired of this shit.

[mountedeverest]

“I’m being professional.”

“You’re being cold!”

“Well, what else should I be! This is work! I’m putting my feelings aside, why can’t you!”

“Because YOU dumped me and even though I probably shouldn’t, I’m still in love with you!”

That last one hit Tommy like a bucket of ice cold water. By the wide-eyed look on Buck’s face, it seems like it took him by surprise as well. They were so close, yelling into each other’s faces only moments ago, now they were eerily silent, and forebodingly still. Tension started to seep out like a small leak at first, eyes dropping to lips, gloved hands reaching absentmindedly for the lapel of turnouts, then all at once, like a dam breaking.

They don’t know who moved first, sooty faces meeting hard, held by sooty hands. Buck kissed like fire, licking flames along Tommy own tongue, biting and pulling, two bodies awash in the flood. Buck pushed Tommy against the truck while Tommy cradled his face. They pulled apart only for a second, only to confirm in each other’s eyes that this was real, before they started kissing again. Hands slipped into open turnout coats, feeling hard muscle almost forgotten, bodies unknown but familiar, as if for the first time.

And just like that, after months of loneliness, Evan and Tommy were feeling each other’s heat again, their hard edges and grit and affection, hidden away between two fire trucks after a 3-alarm fire.

[renirae]

these guys really do have a shocking amount in common, huh

inspired by this post by @spiralling-stranger!!!

(and then ofc I realized there are similarities between Jon and Jon too - I can't count the number of times I've confused these four on my feed lmao)

[bubbleberrypunch]

Buggy and Shanks fighting when they meet again during Laughtale... Buggy calls Shanks out on being a coward (again)... Says that unlike everyone else here, Shanks doesn't have a dream... Tells him that he's still not a real pirate because he hasn't been doing what he wants to do... Doesn't know what Shanks actually wants... Just knows that Shanks has only been doing things because it was responsibility and obligations... What is Shanks's ultimate dream...

Finally breaks and the red haired man yells, "You!"

"You're my dream!"

[oobbbear]

Everytime there’s a fic having either sun or moon drive I can only imagine them in one of these