#ra ask

[rangerangel]

you can't just drop a maddie has a sibling that got taken at birth headcanon and just say nothing else?! lore now!

Oh but of COURSE!!! Ahem: It started with me wondering about Cassandra's overprotection of Maddie, which is one of her greatest faults in TRR. It almost overwhelms her personality at times, which makes me feel like there had to be some catalyst or problem that made her SO worried about Maddie. What could that catalyst be? Well, losing a child seems really likely.

So then it got me thinking--what if, back when Maddie was VERY young, only two or three, Horace and Cassandra had another child. But one terrible night, the child was stolen (Tangled-style), and disappeared. The royal family couldn't have broadcast that a royal child was missing, since that would put them in even more danger. So the Corps was dispatched to search for years, but never found anything.

I think if Maddie is a mirror to Cassandra, this child is a mirror to Horace. Similar build, able to fight with a sword, but has far more anger issues due to the way they grew up. I have a few pieces of fanfic about this kid, and how difficult it would be for them to find out they had a family all this time. How they and Will would probably bond over feeling lost and separated from family, and how Halt would help them adjust from commoner to royal life, since he did the same in reverse.

Imagine found family but you actually, uh, find your family. This character kind of has a lot of my gender and frankly I just want to write Maddie sibling bonding. If there's any interest, maybe I'll develop them more and write the fic one day!

[badolmen]

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[bet-on-me-13]

Danny has to work off his Sentence

So! Danny isn't the King of the Infinite Realms. And he is not above the Law.

Sure, he has many friends in high places, and he did defeat the King in single combat, but that doesn't mean he is above the Law in the way The King would be.

And unfortunately for him, Walkers Laws do actually have some backing.

Not all of them. Some are just laws he placed over his Lair and surrounding Territory, which he is really nitpicky about, but the Big ones he touts are the Laws of the entire Zone set by the First King. Don't Tresspass on Lairs without an official challenge, don't End a Realms Being without permission, Don't bring Humans into the Zone without permission, etc.

And Danny has broken quite a few of them, meaning Walker is entirely in his rights to put him away for a few Thousand Years. Thankfully, there is an alternative.

Since Danny wasn't wanted for any major crimes, Walker offered a different path for him. Danny was still one of the Strongest Ghosts in the Zone, and as the Portal was technically his Grave he had full authority to use it however he liked, so if he ran a couple of errands for Walker, he could consider his Sentence served.

All he has to do was round up a few of the Trouble Makers that had escaped his grasp by virtue of being in the Living Realm, and he would forgive his previous crimes.

So, Danny took him up on the offer. It was better than being constantly hounded by Walkers Guards. The fact that he could beat them easily was moot, it was extremely annoying and he wanted it to stop.

So he was given his First list of targets, and went on his way.

Ra's "The Demons Head" Al Ghul, for Tresspassing on Ghost Zone Waste Dumping Grounds

Solomon Grundy, for continued use of copyrighted poem, requested by copyright holder post mortem

Vandal Savage, for failure to notify the proper authorities about his absence on the day of his intended death

Jack "The Joker" Napier, Special Request by 1000+ Ghosts for purposes of Vengeance, Torture, and general Catharsis.

...interesting list...maybe he should have this through a bit more...

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[frownyalfred]

Ras Al Ghul: -steeples fingers- so. You combined your DNA with that , of the man you're obsessed with. And created a son. An heir.

Lex Luthor: -twirls martini glass- yes.

Ras Al Ghul: -hums normally like a normal man and sips his wine- I have to make some calls.

Lex Luthor: yeah I was so obsessed with Superman, I combined our DNA and baby trapped him, and I don’t regret a thing.

Ra’s “I’ll make Talia marry Bruce so he can always be mine” Al Ghul: that was an option???

[brucewaynehater101]

After Tim rescued Bruce from the Time Stream I feel like Tim would start to favor the League of Assassins as his preferred stress ball to the point that they’ve started preparing for it with drills to evacuate a base in the same way schools do fire drills.

Tim is well aware of this and will occasionally choose a base that’s already in the midst of evacuating because that just makes his job easier.

Sometimes the ninjas think it’s just a drill and “that’s the 3rd one today, are you serious?” so they don’t take it as seriously until they see Ra’s booking it as fast as he can to the safe zone that they realize this one is real and not just a Stress Test and it’s suddenly every ninja for themselves.

The image of Ra's booking it across his base is causing me to cackle. He cares so much about presentation (you can't be an assassin overlord without a scary reputation) that him sprinting is hilarious. I know he has great running techniques, but I love the mental image of him pumping his arms as he books it across base, and a bunch of assassins get blown up in the background.

Also, I'm super curious what their fire drills would be like. I know alarm sounds differ depending on the country, so does Ra's have a different one per a base or a standard LoA fire alarm sound? I'd love to see fanart of Ra's directing fire drills.

Depending on which hc or canon you subscribe to, I could definitely see LoA bases being a favorite of Tim's to mess with. I think, if he was only feeling slightly petty, he'd do small things. Blowing up the bases is his last resort. Why destroy a place he has an address to if he can send Ra's a box of cooked spaghetti noodles and instant mash potatoes?

Tim likes installing LED lights in random places of the bases to set the mood for the occasion. The number of times Ra's has had to postpone a meeting because Tim somehow got LEDs in his meeting room is over ten. Assassination attempts on Red Robin were increased after the fourth time Tim made the LEDs blue after a "sad" report.

[somerandomdudelmao]

would you be willing to grace us with more doodles of the little creature you made to represent yourself por favor

Kfjfnfjjdncn oh my god yes yes sure so

I have these, fairly recent ones

And also a bunch of reaction pics hehe

[cable-salamdr]

Goodmorning ninjago fandom and specifically @nyaskitten here’s your order of one tiger guy in this outfit I hope it adheres to your expectations

(also @s0ull3ss-p3rs0n you wanted to get tagged, so, there ya go)

[gotham-snark]

Team Al ghul 💪💚

Stupid stuff under the cut

You have one new message. Message one:

"Beloved. I'm calling on behalf of our son-"

Bruce: "What son??"

"You would have been so proud, he bested me in our yearly death match-'

Bruce: "WHAT DEATH MATCH?!??"

"He was magnificent, but then he does take after his father. You. Your son's father. Anyway, I've emailed you a picture for you refrigerator. Be seeing you soon! xoxo"

Bruce: *in the kitchen, experiencing a medical episode*

[dismas-n-dismay]

Seeing Damian grow to make a community collective to better Gotham actually could make me cry. Him learning from Jason and how Jason is a hero to the people of Gotham but suffers from the stress of doing it all alone (as this is how it seems to Jason who’s inadvertently isolated himself) and instead incorporating more people into helping both themselves and others is literally so??? Inspiring?? I could fucking sob

[onlycleverinmyhead]

Ra's keeps Tim's spleen in a jar in his office and uses it like those rubber ducks that help programmers fix problems. he also talks to it, esp when he's frustrated over someone being stupid/ incompetent.

Ra's: Do you see what I have to deal with?

Tim's spleen: ...

Ra's: you're the only one who understands me

[rangerangel]

Oh my word, I adore your drawings, Idk if you've done it but could you draw sad Will post-Alyss' death? Apparently I want more pain

Treat him gently, he's going through it </3 (Also, welcome to my blog!)

[oifaaa]

Is clone Jason aware he's a clone?

Nope which is probably for the best he's gonna be pissed when he finds out

[demonic0angel]

By the way, how does Ras feel about Fenton Damian. Evil controlling bastard that he is?

At first, Ra’s thought Damian was dead bc only Talia and her absolute trusted knew that she had given him away, so he was rather panicked about his lack of heir. Later, when he found out that Damian was alive, he was furious and then tried to kidnap him a whole bunch of times. Maddie and Jack eventually wipe out half of the League lmao

[puppetmaster13u]

Throughout the years, Danny and Ra's get into fights. Unfortunately for Ra's, Danny's a biter. Unfortunately for Danny, biting immortals are never a good idea. Especially when your own DNA is beyond messed up

Imagine the look on Ra's face when they guy he likes fighting shows up with a baby in hand and says, "congratulations, you're a father"

Repeat it two more times because Danny just doesn't learn

Ohohoho, now this is quite fun. And this could be completely new children, or, this could be the three Al Ghul children. Which if it is? Is hilarious. And hey, Dusan even has Danny's white hair and green eyes!

But seriously I love this. Logically, Danny should learn to not bite, in fact? He knows how to fight, and can do so without biting. He's just also a petty little shit who will go feral when fighting this one asshole [insert relationship here].

Even more hilarious if Danny shows up throughout time too. And it's not like they exactly explain to anyone on the outside of their [insert relationship here], which definitely leads to so many misunderstandings and rumors.

Love the idea if this is even a semi-normal ghost thing. Just, usually the mixing of ecto is done on purpose, and not usually having to be worried about happening via blood. But Danny? Is a halfa, meaning that he is half human. And if he bit anyone else, it would probably have no effect, except for the fact that the human mouth carries quite a bit of bacteria and en ecto-contaminated one more so. So for anyone else, biting is an actual good option, but Ras? Also ecto-contaminated via Lazarus Pit.

Which is a different type of ectoplasm, like comparing saltwater to freshwater, but is still ectoplasm. If anyone else bit anyone else, it wouldn't happen. But no, Danny just has to have the habit of biting his immortal sparring asshole of a rival-buddy. And said buddy better be fine with co-parenting otherwise he's taking child support.

[frownyalfred]

remember that time that Alfred put a cup of tea in Clark hand and Clark says he doesn't even know when it happened? Imagine him doing it to Ra's, or better yet, in the past, to someone trying to threaten the Waynes in some way

I love this power. I imagine it also extends to finding someone's coat and handing it to them without realizing. So you're halfway to the door and half-dressed by the time you realize you've pissed off Wayne's butler, who has politely -- but firmly -- escorted you to an exit you didn't know was there and will never find again.

It's all misdirection, isn't it? Coats, tea, pens, etc. It's where Bruce learned it from. Ra's likes to think he trained Bruce on that skill, but he came to the LoA already an expert. Ra's realizes this, of course, when things make it into his pockets without a sign of their placement -- and the butler stood at least twenty feet away from him at any given time.