Bkdk incorrect quotes part six
Kachann : Did it hurt when you fell-
Izuku: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Kachann : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Izuku: …
Kachann : You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Kachann : Fight me!
Izuku: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring
Izuku: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Kachann : I am so strong. I am the number one hero. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Izuku: Hi.
Kachann : melts down in a flustered heap of softness
Kachann : Laughs Izuku, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Izuku: We’re married?
Kachann : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Izuku: Wow. They sound stupid.
Kachann : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Izuku: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Kachann : I guess you’re right. Hey Izuku, I love you.
Izuku: See! Just say that!
Kachann : Holy fucking shit.
Izuku: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kachann , but they're too dumb for you.
Kachann : Izuku.
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Smiling Critters incorrect quotes
Dogday: What is the code etomologists use for "I stepped on it, I'm so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small?"
Bubba Bubbaphant: "Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions."
Catnap: "Impromptu dissection" is an alarming phrase in any context and I thank you for it.
KickinChickin: What’s biologist for "the little f⭐️cker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex?"
Bubba Bubbaphant: "The specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses."
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Hoppy Hopscotch: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
KickinChickin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
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Hoppy Hopscotch: Nothing in life is free.
Bobby Bearhug: Love is free.
Bubba Bubbaphant: Knowledge is free.
Craftycorn: Friendship is free.
Dogday: Self-respect is free.
KickinChickin: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: ...
PickyPiggy: Kickin, that's illegal-
Hoppy Hopscotch: No, let him finish!
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Bubba Bubbaphant: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Are you calling me short?
Bubba Bubbaphant: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
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KickinChickin: You have Crayons?
Craftycorn: Yes, I have—
KickinChickin: You're— how old are you?
Craftycorn (in tears): YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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PickyPiggy: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Catnap: I accidentally fell down.
Bubba Bubbaphant: CATNAP PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent!
Dogday: Catnap bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
KickinChickin: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Dogday.
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Dogday: I love you.
Catnap: How many people have you said that to?
Dogday: Everyone.
Catnap: What?
Dogday: I told everyone that I love you.
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Craftycorn: Why does Picky always do the laundry so loudly?
Bobby Bearhug: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
PickyPiggy, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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PickyPiggy: So Hunny-bunny, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
PickyPiggy: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
PickyPiggy: A whole potato?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
PickyPiggy: These just look like big slabs of black.
Hoppy Hopscotch: Because that's what they are!
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
PickyPiggy: These are just chocolate chips?
Hoppy Hopscotch: They sure are!
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Hoppy Hopscotch: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
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KickinChickin: I have a plan.
PickyPiggy: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
KickinChickin: …
PickyPiggy: …
KickinChickin: I no longer have a plan.
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PickyPiggy: why can’t any of y’all ever come up with a plan that doesn’t involve breaking the law?
Bubba Bubbaphant (awkwardly looking over at KickinChickin and Hoppy Hopscotch): Picky…You do realize that three of us have been to prison before, right?
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KickinChickin: Have I ever told you that I love you like the mom I never had?
PickyPiggy: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
KickinChickin: Mean.
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Hoppy Hopscotch: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
PickyPiggy:
Hoppy Hopscotch: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
PickyPiggy: Hmf! 'Sorry' ain’t never gonna bring back my f🍎cking M&Ms.
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Bubba Bubbaphant: What do we think of Dogday?
*pause*
Hoppy Hopscotch: *shrugs* Nice pal.
Bobby Bearhug: I think he’s gay.
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KickinChickin: That was so hot, Bubba.
Bubba Bubbaphant: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
KickinChickin: I'm so in love with you.
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KickinChickin: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Catnap: Only as their rodeo clown.
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Incorrect Quotes!
Hikage: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Banjo: Where am I on the list?
Hikage: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
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Second: You are the love of my life, and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Yoichi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Second: I said within reason, Yoichi. How about I murder that guy?
Yoichi: So, murder is in reason, but proper self-care isn't?
Second: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Second: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Third, looking at Second: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Second and Third in unison: sighs Yoichi
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Bkdk incorrect quote generator strikes again (because I desperatley need another source of joy in my life)
Katsuki: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Izuku: Burn the house down.
Katsuki: And what did you do?
Izuku: I made dinner.
Katsuki:
Izuku: And burnt the house down.
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Izuku: Kachann likes to win. When he was 8, I, a Club Scout, said I thought I could sell the most cookies.
Izuku: Damned if Kachann didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Izuku: Best part is, Kachann wasn't even a Club Scout.
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Izuku: You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?!
Katsuki, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
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Katsuki: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Katsuki: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Izuku: How do I tell Kachann that I want him to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
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Katsuki, trying to flirt with Izuku: I think both of our fathers suck.
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