#quotes made by the incorrect quote generator

[parmsnik]

Naspi: when you said 'magic' in bed... did not expect this.

Fawful: Is this the having of your card?

Naspi: holy moly

[thehauntedmarionnette]

Bkdk incorrect quotes part six Kachann : Did it hurt when you fell- Izuku: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Kachann : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Izuku: … Kachann : You just laid there for 15 minutes. Kachann : Fight me! Izuku: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Izuku: Fight me for the rest of our lives. Kachann : I am so strong. I am the number one hero. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Izuku: Hi. Kachann : melts down in a flustered heap of softness Kachann : Laughs Izuku, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— Izuku: We’re married? Kachann : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Izuku: Wow. They sound stupid. Kachann : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Izuku: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Kachann : I guess you’re right. Hey Izuku, I love you. Izuku: See! Just say that! Kachann : Holy fucking shit. Izuku: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kachann , but they're too dumb for you. Kachann : Izuku.

[awakentrashpanda]

Smiling Critters incorrect quotes

Dogday: What is the code etomologists use for "I stepped on it, I'm so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions."

Catnap: "Impromptu dissection" is an alarming phrase in any context and I thank you for it.

KickinChickin: What’s biologist for "the little f⭐️cker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "The specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses."

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Hoppy Hopscotch: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. 
KickinChickin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: Nothing in life is free. 
Bobby Bearhug: Love is free. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: Knowledge is free. 
Craftycorn: Friendship is free. 
Dogday: Self-respect is free. 
KickinChickin: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. 
The Squad: ... 
PickyPiggy: Kickin, that's illegal- 
Hoppy Hopscotch: No, let him finish!

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Bubba Bubbaphant: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Are you calling me short? 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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KickinChickin: You have Crayons? 
Craftycorn: Yes, I have— 
KickinChickin: You're— how old are you? 
Craftycorn (in tears): YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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PickyPiggy: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? 
Catnap: I accidentally fell down. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: CATNAP PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent! 
Dogday: Catnap bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. 
KickinChickin: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Dogday.

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Dogday: I love you. 
Catnap: How many people have you said that to? 
Dogday: Everyone. 
Catnap: What? 
Dogday: I told everyone that I love you.

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Craftycorn: Why does Picky always do the laundry so loudly? 
Bobby Bearhug: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. 
PickyPiggy, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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PickyPiggy: So Hunny-bunny, how did your first time cooking dinner go? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Pretty good if I do say so myself. 
PickyPiggy: Oo! Okay, what are we having? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. 
PickyPiggy: A whole potato? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! 
PickyPiggy: These just look like big slabs of black. 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Because that's what they are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for desert, we have chocolate. 
PickyPiggy: These are just chocolate chips? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: They sure are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for drinks, we have toast! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

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KickinChickin: I have a plan.

PickyPiggy: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

KickinChickin: …

PickyPiggy: …

KickinChickin: I no longer have a plan.

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PickyPiggy: why can’t any of y’all ever come up with a plan that doesn’t involve breaking the law?

Bubba Bubbaphant (awkwardly looking over at KickinChickin and Hoppy Hopscotch): Picky…You do realize that three of us have been to prison before, right?

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KickinChickin: Have I ever told you that I love you like the mom I never had? 
PickyPiggy: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! 
KickinChickin: Mean.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 
PickyPiggy: 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 
PickyPiggy: Hmf! 'Sorry' ain’t never gonna bring back my f🍎cking M&Ms.

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Bubba Bubbaphant: What do we think of Dogday? 
*pause* 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *shrugs* Nice pal. 
Bobby Bearhug: I think he’s gay.

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KickinChickin: That was so hot, Bubba. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. 
KickinChickin: I'm so in love with you.

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KickinChickin: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... 
Catnap: Only as their rodeo clown.

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[jakascoo]

Damian: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

[loonylupinblack3]

JJ: Why doesn’t Kiara find me sexy when I bite my lip?

John B: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

JJ: *bites lip*

John B: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

[kotedewhite]

Jacaerys: Okay, help me please! Aemond: Got two words for you. Jacaerys: I bet they won't be helpful. Aemond: Your problem. Jacaerys: I was right.

[ninja-troll-lover]

*at 3am* Hazel: *runs into Branch’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead! Branch: *wakes up* Dude! Hazel: *cackles* Poppy: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Branch* What the fuck, Hazel? Hazel: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

[consideredahazard]

In Naruto stomachs are a different kind

Toad: I have a Jiraiya inside my stomach. Naruto: I have a fox, a toad and a crow inside my stomach. Jiraiya: I summon the inside of a toad's stomach. Orochimaru: I have a weapons pouch inside my stomach and some other stuff, it's basically my purse.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Garcia: I love you. Evermore: Me too.

[fractiflos]

Incorrect Quotes!

Hikage: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Banjo: Where am I on the list?

Hikage: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Second: You are the love of my life, and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Yoichi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Second: I said within reason, Yoichi. How about I murder that guy? Yoichi: So, murder is in reason, but proper self-care isn't? Second: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Second: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Third, looking at Second: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Second and Third in unison: sighs Yoichi

[incorrect-star-allies]

Fecto Elfilis: What have I done wrong?!

Kirby: Everything. For your entire life.

[parmsnik]

Fawful: Fawful and Naspi are no longer friends!

Naspi: Hon that's the worse way to say we're dating!

[thehauntedmarionnette]

Bkdk incorrect quote generator strikes again (because I desperatley need another source of joy in my life)

Katsuki: What is the one thing I told you not to do?  Izuku: Burn the house down.  Katsuki: And what did you do?  Izuku: I made dinner.  Katsuki:  Izuku: And burnt the house down. - Izuku: Kachann likes to win. When he was 8, I, a Club Scout, said I thought I could sell the most cookies.  Izuku: Damned if Kachann didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.  Izuku: Best part is, Kachann wasn't even a Club Scout. - Izuku: You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?!  Katsuki, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer. - Katsuki: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.  Katsuki: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”. - Izuku: How do I tell Kachann that I want him to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? - Katsuki, trying to flirt with Izuku: I think both of our fathers suck.

[zero-0-clock]

damian: am I going too far?

tim: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.

[crescentrivers]

Pokey: My hands are cold.

Paul: Here, let me hold them.

Pokey: My lips are cold too.

Paul: *covers Pokey’s mouth with his hand*

[ask-orkiindah]

Odahviing: The floor is lava!

Casthia: *helps Durnehviir onto the counter*

Sun Spots: *kicks Alduin off the sofa*

Miraak: *lays on the floor*

Odahviing: ...Are you okay?

Miraak: No.