#incorrect sannin quotes

[consideredahazard]

[During the 4th war] Tsunade: Didn’t you die? Orochimaru: That was weeks ago. Things change, get with the time. I’m back, I’m stronger. I’m prettier. I’m the OG bitch and I brought company. *gestures gayly at the previous Hokages*

[basilsimp43]

Jiraiya: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Tsunade: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Orochimaru: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

[akatsukillme]

Jiraiya: wtf people actually tell their crushes that they like them?

Tsunade: yeah? what the fuck do you do?

Jiraiya: I die?? lmao, what kind of question.

[coockie8]

Hiruzen: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Tsunade: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jiraiya: I got distracted halfway through.

Orochimaru: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[nonoel-28]

Jiraiya: Orochimaru, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Orochimaru: Well of course I have!

Orochimaru: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Orochimaru: It's boring.

[amordad]

Was reading incorrect quotes in tumbler and i found this one cute, so i made a little comic for it and my first one too...

[fjb-blurbs]

[2 days after becoming genin - already in trouble]

Jiraiya: What are we going to do?

Orochimaru: Face the consequences of our actions and tell the others?

Jiraiya and Tsunade: *laughs*

Tsunade: Don’t be silly, I’ve got a much better idea!

[forumjutsu]

Jiraiya *running*: Quickly, who wants to earn 10 bucks?

Naruto: How?

Jiraiya: I need someone to take the fall.

Tsunade *from the background*: Oh, my God!

Naruto: What did you do?

Jiraiya: I can't tell you.

Tsunade: Oh, my God!

Jiraiya: Yes or no, no questions asked.

Tsunade: Oh, my God!

Naruto: Make it twenty.

Jiraiya: Done.

Tsunade: I'll kill you!

Jiraiya: You're a good kid. *Takes him by the arm* I got him, Tsunade! I got him! *Whispering* Don't worry, she'll make it quick.

[wifeofkakashihatake]

i made this on picsart lol. i like doing these :p

i found the tweet on pinterest :)

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Jiraiya: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

[kiigan]

incorrect quotes @vipaeris said: ❛ i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜

ㅤWhereas he's not necessarily a grouchy person, there aren't many who can boast of being able to make Itachi laugh from the heart - it takes the right amount of ingenuity and culture, not to mention he tends to go completely flat-faced when presented with most mainstream jokes that most people find funny. Orochimaru, however? The Sannin certainly possesses such talent and hence the sound that leaves the child just as he was about to sip his tea, heartfelt and genuine and gentle laughter.

«I truly worry, when those are the standards.»

ㅤWhich... is not a lie. Itachi often finds himself mulling over details [small and big alike] that he believes the Council isn't addressing correctly, or matters that could be solved more proficiently. Only to be inevitably reminded of his very young age, and why would anybody ever listen to a weird kid anyway.

ㅤ«Politicians shouldn't have to resort to lying, period. Although I can accept it is necessary at times, when it comes to negotiating favorable terms. When it comes to the people, however? They should never be lied to nor be offered promises that cannot be upheld. In fact - I personally believe the people should be the ones choosing their representatives, rather than to allow said representatives full power to decide who succeeds them.»

ㅤEven Fugaku sometimes furrows his brows at such an opinionated son, though, in this case, it comes from a place of genuine concern and care; life tends to not be kind on Uchihas who become too outspoken. Nothing to ever deter Itachi, of course. He's cunning enough to have learned when to speak straight up and when to keep matters to himself and, instead, act from the shadows. Finally sipping the tea, he then offers his mentor an amused smile.

«It must be emphasized, regardless, that sensei does have the most enchanting hair in Konoha.»

[consideredahazard]

Enemy Nin: I have your kunoichi. Jiraiya: What? Tsunade didn’t come on this mission… Enemy Nin: Then who just called me a sack of wasted intestines and spit in my face? Jiraiya and Sarutobi, simultaneously: Oh My God! You have Orochimaru!

[basilsimp43]

Tsunade: It’s funny how well you and Orochimaru get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Jiraiya: Orochimaru hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

[xneedyx]

Orochimaru: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Tsunade: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Orochimaru: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[enbysciencesnek]

Orochimaru, to Sasuke: Don't listen to Kakashi, he's going to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!

[thekingwhereitallends]

Teen Tsunade:(sees third mizukage shirtless)

Teen Jiraiya:Whose that guy again?

Teen Orochimaru:He's the third mizukage.

Teen Tsunade:(blushes) Tiddies.I've gotta rub my face against his tiddies.

Teen Jiraiya:No way in hell!

Teen Orochimaru:I don't think he'll just scold you but still it's not worth risking your life considering the fact that he comes from kirigakure,where the coldest assassins in world reside.