#quote source: sassbewitchedmyass

[godsofhumanity]

Hecate: broke: rating people by numbers. woke: rating people by songs.

Thanatos: What would you rate Persephone?

Hades: Africa by Toto

Thanatos: A perfect 10.

Hades: Yep.

[incorrect-assvengers]

Sam, seeing Bucky for the first time: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.

Bucky:

Sam: I'm kinda into that.

[the-forever-obsessed]

Tony Stark: Stephen and I are having a baby.

Peter Parker: That’s grea-

Tony, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you. Sign here.

[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Leo: I do not have a crush on Corrin!

Leo: She's just someone that I admire and think is kind of cute and occasionally stare at and I kind of get sad when she's not around.

Niles: ...

Leo: ...Oh.

[incorrectgamora]

Groot, handing Gamora a card: I am Groot. <Happy Mother’s Day, Mom.>

Gamora, opening the card: ‘Dear Mom, I wouldn’t be at your funeral. I’d be tracking your killer. We ride together. We die together. Because you are my Mom. Love you.“

Gamora, tearing up: Thanks, son. 

[the10dollarfoundingfather]

Philip, handing Eliza a card: Happy Mother’s Day, Mom.

Eliza, opening the card: ‘Dear Mom, I wouldn’t be at your funeral. I’d be tracking your killer. We ride together. We die together. Because you are my Mom. Love you.“

Eliza, tearing up: thanks, son

[theknightfamily]

Pod: He made Jaime cry.

Brienne: Jaime always cries!

Jaime, crying: Oh, that’s not true!

[mysteriouslypinkconnoisseur]

Neah, handing Katerina a card: Happy Mother’s Day, Mom.

Katerina, opening the card: ‘Dear Mom, I wouldn’t be at your funeral. I’d be tracking your killer. We ride together. We die together. Because you are my Mom. Love you.“

Katerina, tearing up: Thanks, son.

[thatsanicecoat]

Sara, having an asthma attack: If I die tonight, donate all my organs to those in need. Except for my middle finger- give that to Tegan.

[godsofhumanity]

Hades: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Hel.

Set: What? Not everyone likes Hel.

Hades: Who doesn’t?

Set: Well-

Hades: Names, now, Set. GIVE US THEIR NAMES!

Persephone: WHO THE HELL DOESN'T LIKE OUR DAUGHTER?!

[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Kana: Papa, there's a monster under my bed.

Leo: That's silly. There's no such thing as mo- OH NO, IT'S EATING MY ARM!!

Leo: Just kidding, he only eats little kids. Goodnight, son!

Kana: *SCREAMS*

Corrin: LEO!!