#question your sexuality

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saint kristen applebees

and im completely normal about kristen applebees’ multiple crises of faith and the loss of her family and just generally loneliness and being unmoored. (see other long text post for more of my incoherent ramblings)

[laurellala]

Fun fact! This was the real tipping point that made Edgeworth run away after AA1, they just couldn't show it on screen because they didn't have the rights to Chappell Roan's music <3

(A spiritual successor to my "Hot to Go" joke from this post. Image description under the cut below)

[Image ID: a four page black and white comic of characters from ace attorney.

The Judge stands solemnly at his podium holding a gavel "Mr. Miles Edgeworth, you are on trial for the murder of blah blah blah..."

A cheerful Maya Fey leans over to Miles Edgeworth, who is staring straight ahead and looking very concerned

Maya: "Psst! Mr. Edgeworth! If you win your trial, can I show you Chappell Roan?

Miles: "What the hell, sure." Internally he thinks "Oh God I am going to jail"

A box saying "later" in the top corner of the next panel marks the passage of time.

The Judge smiles as he says "I declare you... Not Guilty!"

We see a full body shot of Maya dancing excitedly while Miles looks on, emotionless

Maya: YIPPEE omg you're going to LOVE this

Miles internally thinks "oh no, the consequences of my actions.

We see Miles standing in between Phoenix Wright and Maya looking apprehensive. Maya beams in excitement, while Nick puts a reassuring hand on Miles' shoulder

Miles: Alright, so what is this exactly?

Nick: She's a pop musician Maya really likes

Maya: You promised you'd let me show you, and it's legally binding because you said it in a court room!

Miles: That is not how the law works Ms. Fey

Maya: Shh just listen!

We see a panel of Miles' pensive face concentrating as he listens to "Hot to Go". He thinks to himself "hm".

Another panel zoomed in more. His pensive expression has grown more tense/confused as he listens to "Red Wine Supernova". he again thinks to himself "Hm" in a larger thought bubble.

We zoom out again to see Nick, Miles, and Maya standing together again. Miles stares forward blankly, eyebrows raised. Maya excitedly leans in.

Maya: Ok, that's her whole discography. So! What did you think?

Nick looks at him, waiting for his response

We get a panel of Miles, looking bewildered. He starts to speak "I..."

We cut again to see the three of them standing together.

Miles: I... don't think I like women?

Miles looks shocked and confused. Nick is bent over laughing, using a hand on Miles's shoulder to support himself. Maya looks outraged and appalled!

Maya: MR. EDGEWORTH! Just because you don' like her musi it doesn't give you an excuse to be sexist!

We see a panel of Miles looking stressed and confused. He leans his head on one of his hands, which messes up his hair, showing how he isn't his normal put together self.

Miles: I should rephrase that. What I mean is, Ms. Roan is clearly VERY assured in her feelings towards women. I was... unaware that anyone felt that strongly. I thought we all viewed these things with a vague sense of distaste and unease but collectively ignored it. Like how we do with climate change.

We zoom out again to see the three of them. Miles stands in the middle looking deeply uncomfortable and lost in thought, vibrating with unease. Nick and Maya exchange deeply concerned glances across from him.

With lingering unease, Miles begins to walk away.

Miles: Well, I should be going then. Goodnight.

Nick hesitantly raises a finger to point out an inaccuracy in that statement

Nick: It's four in the afternoon-

he gets interrupted by Miles who repeats firmly: I said Goodnight

Nick looks in the direction Miles walked off in.

Nick: ...He'll be ok, right?

Maya reassures him: Of cours Nick! I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Jump cut to a closeup of Nick's hand holding Miles' letter which reads Miles Edgeworth chooses death in all caps. Then, below in smaller font, it says Also femininomenon was really good, thanks.

We see a panel of Nick glaring wordlessly at Maya as he holds the letter in his hand. Maya leans against the wall and looks away, whistling, trying to look innocent to avoid blame.

As a bonus, we also have a page that takes place a year later. Miles and Nick stand talking. Miles looks calmer now, and Nick smiles encouragingly.

Miles: In my time in Europe, I've been examining myself and my approach to law. Ultimately, the most important focus must be justice. We owe it to ourselves and to the people we serve

Nick: Wow, that's really inspiring Edgeworth. And, uh, hows the... the other thing going?

We get a zoomed in panel of Miles glaring menacingly at a suddenly nervous Nick

Jumping out again, Miles turns his back to Nick as he continues to talk

Miles: So as I was saying, justice is truly so important...

Nick nervously rubs the back of his neck wearing an awkward expression as he sweats nervously. He thinks to himself internally "Ooookay then, clearly still working through some things there"

/.End ID]

[purple-raspberries]

Genderfluid Julie, again! Named Jules because the name is right there!

I like to think he changes his voice a bit with the help of Sally, who calls him Julian or Julius (so Greek sounding).

Eddie and Frank are already friends with him, so they love him already, which makes the thought of friend crushes (also called “squishes”) very possible. Like when you have a close friend and you’re hanging out as usual, but you’re suddenly confused if you like them more than just a friend or if you just really like them as a person (platonic).

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

sexualize being a system. do it.

[lunar-wandering]

its pride month so im thinking about like headcanoning LMK characters with specific sexualities and genders and stuff and like.

with me im bi so i'm biased to assigning other characters as bi just automatically if i relate to them an all that. most of the time though i do like. fairly deep thought on it. does this actually seem to fit the character and all that.

and the thing. about Sun Wukong. is that. i cannot get a read on him. nothing fits. and you know what?? honestly??? i think not being able to get a read on him fits way better than slapping any kind of label on him

i shouldn't be able to get a read on what his deal is. he's a centuries old being with powers beyond imagination. in some ways he's borderline eldritch. it makes complete and utter sense that i don't understand what the fuck is going on here

he just has his entire own thing going on. i love this for him.

[leavemeal0newithmym0ss]

*Literally less than 1 second later*

🤨 📸 

[alohaasaloevera]

ok maybe klance is boring cause it’s everywhere and maybe they don’t share too many scenes together so but I don’t really give a shit! look at them! they’re so…klance. i say there’s another few months give or take before my interest in them finally burns out and it stays dormant for like two years before I pick it up again and i go feral over the two because they’re KLANCE

[acehorrorwhore]

Me, an ace, looking at my blorbos:

Me, an ace, looking at my blorbos two days after my period:

[mapplesand]

ItI think I accidentally destroyed a Bowser bot by saying Luigi has a crush on him

It’s been loading for like five minutes and nothing is being written.......... I think I broke him guys i’m sorry

[dear-angel-lacy]

just an asexual lesbian waiting for the day someone asks for my romantic orientation alongside my sexuality 😔

[myrabbitistrying2killme]

Happy pride month to everyone who’s labels blend together, who doesn’t quite know what they are.

Happy pride month to everyone who’s queer identities are influenced by their neurology.

Happy pride month to everyone who has a hard time figuring out if their identities are influenced by their neurology

Happy pride month to people who are questioning.

Happy pride to people with personality disorders that effect the way they see the world and the labels they choose.

Happy pride month to everyone with orientation based intrusive thoughts.

Happy pride month to people who’s labels ‘don’t make sense’. Happy pride month to people with “contradictory labels”.

Happy pride month to everyone who’s told their label doesn’t exist, or is too niche. Happy pride month to everyone who’s told the way they live contradicts their identity.

Happy pride month to people who’d rather call themselves queer than explain themselves. Happy pride month to people who like to be understood and explain their identities.

Happy pride month to everyone who can’t find something that fits yet.

Happy pride month to the autistic queers who’s identities and autism are intertwined.

Happy pride month to everyone, whether you know the words that fit who you are yet, or whether you don’t want any. Happy pride month, ily <3

[mantisgodsdomain]

Scrolling through OC ask memes is very funny sometimes because a good handful of them have questions that... we don't think apply terribly well.

Yeah, they're a bug, tattoos are a bit complicated. They can't swim because they're an insect. Their ancestry is Cricket and their blood type is green. They don't know what a car is.

[manderleyfire]

kick in the teeth

@thefudge | rpf | walton goggins/ella purnell; mature (2, 744 words)

And he feels the minty coolness of an ice cube melting on his tongue and he shares it with the girl who is twenty-five years his junior, because he wants her to swallow this ice cube, he wants her to feel that yellow shade of summer inside her very throat.

[buttercuparry]

Now if I say that in asoiaf fandom, beauty and femininity of female characters are measured by how many male characters ( the upper in class the better) have desired these female characters sexually and in turn the acknowledgement of these said female characters' sexuality comes from not their own confessions but from wanting/dreading to see reciprocations of the advances made by the male characters, I will be the bad guy.

I guess it is Grrm's fault in a way. It is all very voyeuristic. The threat of rape hangs in the air for all women and we have little girls with too full breasts in too tight or barely there gowns. We are present for the bedding ceremony and taken into bedrooms which are breeding grounds of all the lascivious gossips. But the irony is that this fandom with all its intelligent takes on gender, somehow subscribes fully to the male gaze. That which makes a woman desireable to men, is beautiful and feminine. Why else would Lyanna Stark be pretty but, you all break out in hives when Mackenzie or Olivia is face casted as Arya ( you absolutely don't when these same actresses are casted as Lyanna). You all will break your spine and be the Ring ghost climbing around on all fours with your "b-but Arya doesn't look like her Aunt!! let little girls be ugly 👏🏽👏🏽" GIRL I-

[askblueandviolet]

Answer as fast as it's posibily for you; do you think they are a bottom or a top? Personally i think they are asexual

DF: I advise refraining from asking these type of suggestive questions from now on guys XDDDDD. I let this one through because it's too good of an opportunity to miss, and it's also pretty harmless (kind of). But these types of asks can get really out of hand easily :'))). So let's try and keep the asks... Not related to R rated themes XDDD. Thank you!

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[fatmaclover]

mac being referred to as joyces boy. her boy. hes her boy. mac being the person to understand joyces writing the easiest. they belong to each other theyre each others lost halves if they were ever separated they would stop functioning. auawhhrhwuah