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#caught in 4k#bowuigi#bowuigi deniers explain this#but also like#explain that whole scene#also is luigi biting his lip?#genuinely can’t tell#bowser creates sexual/romantic tension as an interrogation method confirmed??#the result is 50/50#on one hand ‘yes sir I’ll tell you everything sir’ on the other#’cant answer your questions sorry cant remember my name let alone anything else’#’bowser literally said luigis mustache looks like Mario’s and is realizing they might#be related’ ok but no they dont#luigis mustache is wildly different than marios so
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universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.
in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesn’t seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.
let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.
#delete later#out of pocket rant#i hate these god awful takes on universal health care#and i hate this oh he killed a father#how many fathers do you think uhc let die be real with me#oh 8 billion is only 6% profit margin#bitch it could be 2 percent it could be a negative loss#this is me saying oh i resold a shoe for $60 after buying it for $50 when i also made it for 80 cents#i have been denied things like chest xrays and lung exams#i btw have had a chronic cough for 4+ years#in canada i got this done on the same fking day and results back within a month#there are indeed horror stories and on both sides of know ppl who died due to delayed diagnosis#and ppl who died bc they didnt even want the diagnosis it would have cost them too much#but robbing someone of the choice in my opinion is the worse of the two#putting someone in an impossible position like that is evil#this country love god so much better start praying u stay healthy bc thats the most important thing#also like those horror stories of wait times in the er#im gonna be real if u have severe stomach pain are actively bleeding heart attack or stroke#you will be seen asap#yes if unfortunately everyone around u that day decided to have a stroke or heart attack ur appendicitis will be punted down the line#this is a resource issue NOT a cost issue#this is a they also cut funding to nursing school and limited the number of ppl who can pursue medical degrees issue#not a we dont have privatized health care issue#bc ultimately u need a doctor to see u#not someones sister who is taking stabs at it#and every doctor is bound by the concept of time???#u still have to wait in america ur Charged for it also#and yall it doesn’t even have to be a Big incident#ur local urgent care might just be closed after 8pm and at 9pm u need stitches#or have severe stomach pains and just want it checked
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
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#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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curious about ffxiv player age distribution because i feel like most of the players i see are older than me so poll time!!!
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#final fantasy 14#ff14#ffxiv polls#silver's lily garden#late night curiousity is hitting and polls are fun#324 years is there for any certain miqotes and also if you want to see the results#without choosing an age#ahhh pretend the 50 and older says 51 😭😭#oh god and pretend that 25-30 says 26-30 oopsie
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Horror's nightmare
Horror doesn't think much on his past anymore, but his nightmares often resurface the guilt he's buried about the idea that he could have prevented it all somehow, even if it came at the cost of his own life.
Thankfully, Nightmare is here to make him a hot drink to calm his nerves and promise him a visit to his brother when the sun is up, because Papyrus will always be very glad to see his brother alive and visiting (and as sleepy as ever).
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#UTDR#UTMV#Horror Sans#Nightmare Sans#My Art#Truce au#Bad dreams comic#Just when you thought you were safe from my 50 ongoing art projects I remember to finish another one >:3c#I had a lot of fun with this one! Despite how kind of grim it is#It gave me a chance to play with different brushes and work with colours and such which is cool :D#Anyway yeah Horror likes to think he's at peace with his past#Especially considering who he lives with - he's probably the least haunted of the 4#But there is always a nagging thought in the back of his mind that he is in some way responsible#If not for breaking the core and more or less killing the scientist trying to fix it#(Even though it was at least partly justified since they tried to kill him first)#Then for letting the human go by with lvl in the first place knowing that they would end up killing Asgore in the end#Even if he couldn't have possibly known how bad things would get as a result#Also!! In case you're wondering Monster Kid and the dog are in the start because it's a dream#In his mind he always remembers horrortale before it started falling apart and losing people#And now... (turns my terrible little eyes upon Cross)
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#I love both dorms pretty much equally so I'm conflicted#I already have a mini Jamil bag but....yknow#I'll let the masses decide on whatever impulse purchase I may or may not make#I don't even go anywhere I just want it for enrichment reasons#btw Cozy said she's gonna do everything in her power to make it 50/50 lets see if ya'll can defeat her#I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T PUT A SPACE WHERE I CAN SEE THE RESULTS 😭😭😭 NOOOOO
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(let’s pretend option #1 says teens or younger, because I can’t edit it once it’s live)
been talking about this lately with a few people and realizing I have no idea what the normal age is “”supposed”” to be
#debating whether i should split it into 50s and 60+ but we’ll see how things play out#i have had gray hair since high school and my sister has since college but i know that’s unusual#i don’t want to say my hypothesis in the tags bc that might skew the results#mine
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I hope Trudy wasn’t always a robot bc that would be way more fucked up of Tucker also because what robot is programmed to suffer from comphet
#dndads#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#dndads s3#trudy trout#‘‘mack think of all those robots/ai/androids that are programmed to think and feel like a human’’ I hear you say#this is the 50s no one cared what women thought or felt#why would Tucker do that#why would he go out of his way to possibly cheat while she’s away#is it maybe because she’s still in there? are Trudy’s outbursts a result of the modifications failing & her true self coming to the surface?#flat out robot is too easy#it’s too clean#somethings up here and I hope it’s fucked up
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Hey take my quiz! :)
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#ateez#atiny#atz#hongjoong#seonghwa#yunho#yeosang#choi san#mingi#wooyoung#jongho#uquiz#m#them#reblog with your result too if you want :)#50
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comm-comic for @fidorance! accepted the request to see if i should make it another option for comms but i am nOt doing stuff like this again sorry i dont enjoy it enough to do it for other people besides me ajdkjfjsa
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#i got up from bed 2 times the night before sending the result bc i was like#*1am* I FORGOT SHELLY'S FRECKLES *2am* I FORGOT COVE'S SCAR *3am* am i forgetting something else...? (paranoid)#btw funny story the client said 'step1 shelly with a bucket hat' and i thought it was a literal bucket#silly me :3c#rui draw smth#our life mc#our life: beginnings & always#our life#olba mc#olba#cove holden#art commisions#commission#rui chambea#if anyone wants me to make a minicomic like this the minimun is 50$ btw. my convictions r flexible with the right number 🥺/hj#con dinero baila el perro dicen
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I desperately urge everyone to listen to Home by Cavetown while thinking about this boy because I did and this is what resulted from it
He'll be okay he just took a hard tumble and also doesn't remember that much of anything or about anyone and also has the weight of the world on his shoulders and also all his weapons break after like 5 attacks which is really annoying for him to deal with and also-
#i think all links deserve a good cry#they probably need it#they probably need therapy too tbh#my heart got stabbed like 50 times listening to that song while thinking about wild btw#and that resulted in this drawing hhhh#i also wrote an angsty lil oneshot with this dude earlier today?? the botw brainrot is real#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#breath of the wild#loz fanart#my art#botw#loz botw#botw link#botw fanart#i do not know how to tag on tumblr guys i haven't been back here in like a decade rip
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okay, so the thing with wishing we could kudos every chapter of a fic.
i get it, we all want to hit the little like button more than once, it's the easiest way to express our approval/enjoyment/gratitude. i am going to address this to a generic 'you' (hello Y/N!) and assume that 'you' has either never posted fic to ao3 or hasn't posted both oneshots and multichapter works.
hits, kudos, comments, bookmarks. every marker of popularity (which many will interpret as quality) on ao3 is inadvertantly weighted in favour of works with more chapters. no, not longer necessarily, but with more chapters. go and sort a few fandoms by any of those stats and you'll probably be able to spot this trend in action right away.
oneshots are only at the top of a tag (by the default date sorting) once, and even if you re-read it you can only leave one kudos on it.
a multichapter can stay near the top of the update-sorted results for months if you time your chapter drops right, and of course every time someone comes back for the next chapter that's another hit, and being seen more it is more likely to end up with more kudos. you can still only leave one per work, though, which limits the effects to some extent. multichapter works still tend to overall outperform oneshots on stats, and the longer they are the more likely that becomes, but you'll still usually see a couple of oneshots on the first page if you sort that list by kudos.
and a lot of people (percentage unknown) do sort by kudos (or some other stat) and works at the top of 'by kudos' will thus attract more readers and more kudos. so there's an incentive to get as many kudos as you can on your fic, and if cutting it up into 250 chapters will help... well it already does, and that's had an effect whether writers will admit to dragging fics out a bit on purpose or not, but imagine if that effect were to become orders of magnitude more intense.
even if you personally prefer longer fics cut into fairly short chapters, you probably don't want to get your 150k epic in chapters of only a 100-300 words, do you? you don't want the oneshot writers to just give up when every page, no matter how they're sorted, is full of 5000-chapter works to the point that readers now riot when asked to read a whole 2000 words in one go. your fave author is now feeling insecure because chapter 12 didn't get as many kudos as the last one did.
and this is why ao3 will never let you leave kudos on every chapter. they're aware that the site already incentivises chaptering works and doing that more than you otherwise might. so you're just going to have to learn to put an emoji heart in the comment box.
#tldr; some of those '100k word novels' would not even be 100k novels if this wasn't already having an obvious effect on search results#and you want to *increase* that effect?#i see the op later added that this might help longfic writers get more attention. GIRL WHAT.#what the fuck is constantly at the top of every page in your fandom(s)?!#a oneshot has - ahem - one shot at getting any attention and then they vanish into the depths of time.#oh yeah and that's ANOTHER reason we have those shitty 'oneshot collection' works now!#they've seen other people stay at the top of the page forever and now they want a bite of that update pie too!#'chapter' 387/? coming soon!#look longfic writers i am SORRY that there's a stat where you too only get one of it per work but like... come the fuck on???#(yeah i know often multichapters do badly in 'kudos ratio' but that's not even an actual thing ao3 tracks for you. we made it up.)#(to torment ourselves further? idk but if they ever start showing us The Ratio i'm deleting everything.)#i know this post makes me seem like a bitch but i am a bitch so i can't say it's not an accurate impression of me.#damn i should have split it into 50 posts or so shouldn't i?
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BOY HOWDY WAS THAT NERVE-WRACKING OR WHAT... handed in my clock with like, five minutes left of test time... BUT I DID HAND IT IN!!!! COMPLETE AND WORKING!! which was my priority - i had to make some sacrifices on the way, i didn't get Fully within time measurement tolerances but i was SO DARN CLOSE, there's a ruby with a crack in it i couldn't be bothered to take the time replacing + adjusting, a scratch on the glass that there's nothing to be done about but is probably gonna cost me some points... so i genuinely do not know if it's enough to pass, but i think i have a fighting chance!! towards the end my hands were shaking so much i almost couldn't put the watch hands in place BUT I DID IT. PERFECTLY ALIGNED ON FIRST TRY. SOMEHOW
#swedenquest#we will know results on wednesday!#i need minimum 50% score to pass this test so honestly i think chances are very decent#and if i don't pass i will def pass the retake test#if you don't hand in a complete watch that's fully winded + set to time i think it's an instant fail which is why that's the most important
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cryptids please help me
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God works hard, but Cherik fans with photoshop work harder
#cherik#this is in reference to 50% of the results on Pinterest#thank you all for your hard work#x men posting#x men first class
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY #1 DISPOSABLE LUNGS
#shouldn’t be posting this as I am a bit bitchy about the result#but wanted to contribute to at least one mugiwara birthday why is it so hard#aneeway#happy birthday sanji#sanji day#sanji#one piece#mine#honestly could be -50 degrees and we would still go out for that smoke that’s bollocks#quien más boludo que un fumador
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