#my heart got stabbed like 50 times listening to that song while thinking about wild btw

[littleblueclown]

I desperately urge everyone to listen to Home by Cavetown while thinking about this boy because I did and this is what resulted from it

He'll be okay he just took a hard tumble and also doesn't remember that much of anything or about anyone and also has the weight of the world on his shoulders and also all his weapons break after like 5 attacks which is really annoying for him to deal with and also-

[writersshock-deactivated]

Nobody ever sends these asks so imma do ‘em all.

lets get personal.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Um, right now? I really don’t know... Probably Panic! at the Disco’s new Pray for the Wicked album. Eh,,, Dancing’s Not A Crime, Say Amen, High Hopes, Old Fashioned, and then a couple older one’s, maybe Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time and Miss Jackson.

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Jeremy. My crush from summer camp. Just to see him again instead of having to wait 10 months (that is if I can afford it when the time comes -- otherwise I may never see him again). So not exactly ‘meeting’, but.... Celebrity-wise, I don’t know. Perhaps Kamala Harris, a California politician.

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“DNA is often too small to obtain reliable results.” (my forensic textbook)

4: What do you think about most?

I dunno... stuff.

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

[sleepy face emoji]

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Usually underwear... it really depends whether or not I’m wearing a shirt.

7: What’s your strangest talent?

I don’t know... I can rap, which isn’t strange per say but it’s weird to me.

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are freaking amazing; Boys are freaking amazing too.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes, 2. The negative anon and the positive anon.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Last night, with my 1 year old sister, to Nirvana.

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

I’m afraid of fire. Like, touching fire or using an oven or working with boiling water.

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No, I have never stuck a foreign object up my nose.

13: What’s your religion?

Atheist, but I have a lot of opinions about philosophy and faith.

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Going inside. Or ‘playing’ with my brother.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind! I love photography! Not photogenic at all though.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Well my favorite band song of all time is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, but they’re not my favorite band. I’d have to say Twenty One Pilots or Panic! at the Disco.

17: What was the last lie you told?

‘No, I have never stuck a foreign object up my nose.’

18: Do you believe in karma?

Not as a Universal phenomena. But yeah, what goes around comes around.

19: What does your URL mean?

Um, ‘writersblock’ was taken. Shocking, right? My main, ‘almondivory’ is more interesting. It’s for my best friend Amber and me, Ian. And her shade of foundation is almond. And mine is ivory. So it all worked out.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Greatest weakaness is probably laziness. Greatest strength? Passion.

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Lawrence, Rihanna, Beyonce, Kristen Stewart, Penelope Cruz, and Michelle Pfeiffer are all contenders. Yeah, Tyler Joseph and Brendon Urie too.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Not since I was little.

23: How do you vent your anger?

Sulk. Listen to soft emo music.

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Mental disorders.

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Online.

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Not yet.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I HATE nails on a chalkboard.

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

‘What if I was rich’? Or ‘what if i was hot’? Or, perhaps, ‘what if i was straight?’

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

No. And I think there’s a possibility of some form of life from elsewhere in the universe, but not mainstream aliens.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Saydon. My neighbor in class. He’s looking at me strangely now. On the left, a cheap “wall” (room divisor).

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Not much. A hint of coffee.

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

I don’t know... most recently, my brother’s bathroom. It’s supposed to be ‘ours’ but I can’t stand it.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

EAST COAST

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Well, my biological sex is female, even though I am nonbinary. So I’ll go with a male singer (also because there are too many hot girls to choose from) ... Shawn Mendes. Or Tyler Joseph or Brendon Urie.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

This is to complicated. It’s not that I don’t have opinions (i have many) but when i talk about this I talk for almost 2 hours and 40 minutes. Yes, I’ve been timed.

36: Define Art.

Creative expression.

37: Do you believe in luck?

Not really? I’m unsure what this means exactly.

38: What’s the weather like right now?

I’m in class, but when I got here it was clear and a little damp.

39: What time is it?

10:41am Tuesday October 30th

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

No. Too young (14). But yes. I was in a bad car crash summer 2017.

41: What was the last book you read?

Textbook: for my forensic anthropology class. Otherwise: Summer Reading by Hilma Wolitzer

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yes!

43: Do you have any nicknames?

By birth name is Fiona. Only one person in the world is allowed to call me Fifi. Otherwise, Ian, Ean, E.K, and E.L. (@scholarlypidgeot)

44: What was the last film you saw?

Not sure if it was Ocean’s 8 or Dangerous Minds.

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Physical? Not sure.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yeah, probably, but not for long. I raised caterpillars into butterflies onse.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

No, I said, like a liar.

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Demi-ace.

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Yes. So many.

50: Do you believe in magic?

Not in the way you’re asking.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

No, unfortunately. I forgive too easily and I keep going back to the same abusive friendship.

52: What is your astrological sign?

Virgo, I believe. Sept. 16.

53: Do you save money or spend it?

If it’s my own, save up. Somebody’s else? Spend.

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

2 coffees and a brownie. I’m healthy.

55: Love or lust?

Love.

56: In a relationship?

No.

57: How many relationships have you had?

1 (but liked 3 people).

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Yes.

59: Where were you yesterday?

Home.

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yes. A couple of the flowers on my bag are pinkish-purple. My Ziploc bags have blue and pink strips. My jacket is galaxy-patterned and has a little pink in it. Otherwise, no.

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Yes. Black with white stars, constellations, and cresecent moons. Mid-calf. Warm.

62: What’s your favourite animal?

Dolphin, elephant, owl, cat, or dog.

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I ... don’t have one.

64: Where is your best friend?

About an hour away. She moved at the beginning of the month (had lived literally right across the road, like we could whisper to each other from each other’s yards.

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

@thethew​ @gottaenjoythelittlethingzz​ @blacktwittercomedy​ @badjokesbyjeff​ @writersupportgroup​

66: What is your heritage?

English, Scottish, Polish, German. I am a white boi/girl.

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Sleeping, oddly.

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Never thought about it.

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

It ... depends on your definition? Think it’s pretty safe to say no.

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

No.

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the fucking dog!

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) Yes.

b) I honestly have no idea. Probably contact all my friends from summer camp and tell them how much I love them and the camp. And find Jeremy, my summer camp crush, and tell him that I liked him.

c) Yes.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Why?! I’d have to say trust. To not be trusted would drive me insane. And not being able to trust anyone would be awful. But love... I mean, I’d be terribly sad without it. :(

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Donald MacGillavry by Silly Wizard.

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

8672 (home)

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Trust, support, communication, and understanding.

77: How can I win your heart?

Stab me and remove it in a battle. Other than that? Love me.... <3

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

YES

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

No idea at all.

80: What size shoes do you wear?

8 or 9 Women’s (US)

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

“Age 117 years, 4 months, and 23 days -- she was happy.”

82: What is your favourite word?

Absolutely no idea. Maybe ‘l’eau’?

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Red

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

“?”

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Homemade Dynamite- REMIX

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Bright yellow - Indigo is where they all are.

87: What is your current desktop picture?

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

I thought about this for a while. Nobody. Because everybody I hate, I’d want them to finally understand why I hate them rather than just exploding. They shouldn’t get to go that easy.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

What’s the worst lie you ever told?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Scream, throw my pillows at them, knock them all over, lock them in my bedroom, and sleep somewhere else.

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Well it was okra. Absolutely. No idea what power that gives me? The power to cook delicious food with little effort would be cool.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Dancing with Annie in 2015.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

This thing ... I ... watched. On the internet.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Not into sex. I’m gonna interpret this as ‘making out with’. Hmm... maybe Halsey? Or Brendon Urie (assuming I was instantly a lot older). <3

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Scotland.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Not yet. My brother’s been close several times. Best friend’s cousin is in jail and her dad almost was (cousin for drug offenses and sexually harassing us, dad for verbally and physically abusing her).

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Yes. I remember twice right now. Once when I was 7 or 8 in San Francisco. Once when I was 10 or 11 after eating really greasy Chinese food.

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yes. Maybe about 10-15 times?

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

“YEET”.

No, seriously, probably, “Right now everybody in the world knows who I am. And that terrifies me. Also, I’m in a library so I have to be quiet. Climate change is real.”

[rippling-waves]

Your last: 1. Drink: canned pearl milk tea 2. Phone call: mom 3. Text message: "it surely is with all sorts of shapes and shit” to @lettiehigh

4. Song you listened to: WILD - Hold Us Together

5. Time you cried: not sure, I usually don’t

Have you ever: 6. Dated someone twice: NEIN 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: the concept of kissing is repelling to me. All those goddamn germs. And plaque on your teeth! Why do people do it 8. Been cheated on: don’t think so, I don’t have enough friends for that to happen 9. Lost someone special:  All my life I've never known where you've been There were holes in you The kind that I could not mend And I heard you say Right when you left that day Does everything go away? Yeah, everything goes away. 10. Been depressed: not in the clinical way, but the way where everyone does. Sentiment. (We’re all on the losing side, Sherlock) 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: NEIN 

3 favourite colours: I used to like yellow best back in primary, now it’s blue and black (not a color but whatev)

In the last year have you: 15. Made new friends: a chem gami and an avocado and a neko (somewhere 1-2 years ago in general? I hope they think of me as friends) 16. Fallen out of love: what is love? BABY DON’THURTME

17. Laughed until you cried: why did I have an image of vore-ing onions @wednesdayangeline 18. Found out someone was talking about you: there’s nothing to talk about coz I generally kept invisible for 9 years of school life 19. Met someone who changed you: yEAy 20. Found out who your friends are: TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yikes no

General: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I know their names and faces. Know about 100 who were in my year level better. Often talk to a number within 15.  23. Do you have any pets: fish! Helping my aunt take care of her poodle now while she’s in australia 24. Do you want to change your name: it’s alright (my mom said my dad wanted to call me Elizabeth before -snorts noodles- I can only think of Elizabeth Swann not her Majesty thank you) 25. What did you do for your last birthday: I actually don’t remember 0_0 help 26. What time did you wake up: about 7:50 coz have to go to school to teach year 9 peeps  27. What were you doing at midnight last night: somewhere between prepping for lessons and procrastinating  28. Name something you can’t wait for: salvation 29. When was the last time you saw your mum: this morning~ 31. What are you listening to right now: VMK & Kédo Rebelle ‒ Ashamed 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: probs not but all I thought of was Hiddleston  33. Something that is getting on your nerves: being bossily ordered around or seeing other people being ordered around 34. Most visited website: YouTube! since 2006 with the misheard numa numa lyrics 35. Hair colour: black 36. Long or short hair: longish? always in a ponytail coz not doing so is annoying and hot and prickly 37. Do you have a crush on someone: crushcrushcrush (2 3 4!) 38. What do you like about yourself: being a vegetarian and trying to be kind to others and DETERMINATION 39. Piercings: nah but there are 2 natural small dips at the back of my ears like someone tried to pierce them and stopped halfway 40. Blood type: B something

41. Nickname: master shifu, gluie, genius  42. Relationship status: omnipresent 43. Zodiac: Dragon/ right on the edge of gemini 44. Pronouns: explosive amazing cantaloupish spirit (I can’t stop laughing help)

45. Favourite TV show: whatsupernatural or House but watching more anime instead

There’s no 46th question what OH NO the sky is falling down! skyfall! no james bond. No ionic bonds either. 

47. Right or left handed: righty 48. Surgery: nah but I have minor scoliosis so saw a chiropractor since I was 9 or so 49. Sport: learnt swimming since round year 1 to year 9. It’s good coz u don’t get sweaty and it’s cool and sloshy (sounds like a smoothie. don’t think i’ve ever had one) 50. Vacation: went to osaka at end of may, will go to norway at mid august and get a jar of dirt for a teacher with a soil fetish (yay midnight sun!) 51. Pair of trainers: KSWISS

More General: 53. Eating: you mean now? or in the past? or in the future? or on my to-eat list? why did I imagine someone chomping down on a pinepaple. Pine des! Mamoru :) 54. Drinking: saliva 55. I’m about to: procrastinate for prepping for tomorrow’s lesson 56. Waiting for:  love, waiting for love To come around ~ 57. Want: to stop being afraid but fear is what makes us human I know 58. Get married: hope not 59: Career: gonna be a doctor hopefully

Which is Better: 60. Hugs or kisses: hugs I guess but I don’t like people getting touchy like even sitting close on a bus seat or putting their arm around my shoulder just generally don’t it’s uncomfortable 61. Lips or eyes: picasso painting faces 62. Shorter or taller: of what? giraffes? people? buildings? trees?  Pando is an awesome tree(s). What would be their pronoun, them/they? 63. Older or younger: what are we asking of?? old stars can die out in an impressive supernova and produce neutron stars or black holes or gamma ray bursts I don’t know awesome stuff quasars are like disco balls 64. Nice arms or nice stomach: what if you got your arms in your stomach 65. Hook-up or relationship: there’s only one ship I need and it’s the Black Pearl (friendship and familyship (?) are of course very important) 66. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant I guess

Have You Ever: 67. Kissed a stranger: NEIN  68. Drank hard liquor: as a kid I accidentally drank my uncle’s cup of beer thinking it was apple juice and it tasted and smelled awful

69. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nah but broke my glasses once (changing one per year :/ )

70. Turned someone down: never been in a relationship 71. Sex on the first date: all that touching is unimaginable  72. Broken someone’s heart:  never been in a relationship, but there really is a thing called the broken heart syndrome  73. Had your heart broken: I pray it’s doing it’s thing normally. They should call it brain broken but that sounds too much like mindblown maybe. 74. Been arrested: no but I’ve been to a police station to make a statement and other things, interesting experience but a nasty situation got me there 75. Cried when someone died: Been to only one funeral and it was sad :(  76. Fallen for a friend:  Hello, hello Last time that I saw your face Was recess in 2nd grade And it made me feel young Won’t you help me sober up? Growing up, it made me numb And I want to feel something again

Do you believe in: 77. Yourself: sometimes 78. Miracles: why’d I think of this song 79. Love at first sight: the hormones are getting to your head 80. Santa Claus: I know North would like to be believed in 81. Kiss on the first date: what do you mean believe in a kiss 82. Angels: Castiel :)

Other: 83. Current best friend’s name: how do you define a best friend? I still don’t know

84. Eye colour: the typical asian dark brown 

85. Favourite movie: Avatar (the blue people, not the horrible airbender movie)