#queer with herpes

[corvins-colubrids]

If you're queer and like and/or keep reptiles, join my new FB group, Queer Herpers, created after I got sick of the misogyny and homophobia/transphobia in a lot of mainstream reptile groups!

[i-amnotwhatiam]

Who Am I?

Well, existential interpretations aside, I'm Shax. I am a 31 year old queer woman, neurodivergent, a geek, and I just found out I have genital HSV. Literally two days ago. I need a space to put my experience and so now I'm here, making this blog.

I'm planning on putting everything out here - the good, the bad, and the ugly. I won't always get it right, but these are my own thoughts and feelings about my own experiences. The impetus for this blog is my recent diagnosis and the need for a space to process it, but I'm probably going to put so much more here.

I'm 31. I am a woman. I am queer. I have a child. I have three partners. I have ADHD, bipolar 2, depression, and anxiety. I am fat. I am beautiful. I love Star Wars, LOTR, Disney, and Doctor Who. I play Minecraft and Stardew Valley. I love music and theater. I sing. I crochet. I enjoy kink. I am fun. I am loving. I am loved. I have herpes.

I don't know what this blog will become. Maybe it will help me, maybe it will help others, maybe it will disappear into the void. But for now, I am here.

[dreamingboutqueers]

Appreciation post for the hsv representation in Sort of

In this wonderful tvshow there's 3 characters with hsv, something i had never seen before and meant a lot to me.

I recommend this tvshow to everyone, it has beautiful trans and queer representation, with funny and real and kind plots and characters

❤️

[swampshark]

I will say it is an odd feeling having frogs go so mainstream after loving them for years. It feels like I've been living in my little cottage in the woods alone and all of a sudden a bunch of teenagers showed up on my lawn decked out in frog gear ready to hang out. Like oh uh alright I'll go put some tea on. What do y'all want? Also word, y'all got frog merch into Hot Topic? Let's go later, I'll drive 🐸

[frameacloud]

Image description: A question mark that is partly formed by a condom being handed from one person to another. Description ends.

I heard condoms DON’T protect against STDs. Is that true?

Someone asked us: 

Hello Planned Parenthood! I am so happy you guys have a tumblr! This made my day! Quick question! I’ve been told that condoms only prevent pregnancy, not STD’s or STI’s. This is a bit confusing to me because I thought condoms protected against that stuff too! Could could explain this to me? I would really appreciate it! I hope you guys are around forever! <3

Yo that is one dirty, untruthy rumor! As a matter of fact, latex and plastic condoms are the ONLY form of birth control that can also prevents STDs. 

While using condoms is the absolute best way to prevent STDs if you’re going to be sexually active, it’s not a 100% guarantee. That’s why we call using condoms “safer sex” instead of “safe sex.” Infections like herpes and HPV, which are spread by skin-to-skin contact, may live on areas condoms don’t provide a barrier against (your scrotum, thighs, or buttocks, for example). So it’s possible whoever gave you the bad info simply misunderstood this little condom side note. 

They also may have been talking about lambskin/animal skin condoms, which only provide pregnancy protection and DO NOT protect against STDs. Condoms that protect against both STDs and pregnancy are made from latex, or types of latex-free soft plastics like polyurethane, polyisoprene, and nitrile. However, lambskin and other animal membrane condoms aren’t very popular anymore. The vast majority of condoms out there today are made out of latex or plastic.

So don’t believe the “condoms don’t protect against STDs” hype — it ain’t true when it comes to latex and plastic condoms. If you’re having sex, condoms offer good protection against pregnancy, and great protection against STDs. So use ‘em! 

Also, thanks for the love. You made my day!

-Kendall at Planned Parenthood

[herpsandbirds]

Hey Y'all, This is me. I'm Paxon.

Wildlife biologist. Latinx. 47 yo. Houston, TX. Queer. Cis-male. He/him. Antiracist. ANTIFA. Vegetarian. (On Tumblr since 2009)

Punk's not dead. Fuck TERFS. FUCK TRUMP. Black lives matter. Fight til you die!

This is my blog for non-mammalian zoology, mostly herps and birds, but plenty of space for other animals.

If you feel like sharing photos or just talking, I'm around.

Some of my interests are:

Birdwatching and Ornithology, Herpetology, Entomology, Pollinators, Native plant gardening for wildlife, Hiking, National Parks (35 so far), Rainforest, prairie, and wetland ecology, Poetry, Star Wars, Sci-fi, Anime, Pokemon, queer theory, gender theory, feminism, radical left politics, philosophy, punk, jazz, old school hip hop.

I'm a wildlife biologist. I have worked in this field since I was 17.

Amphibian call counts

Deer and small mammal surveys

Reptile surveys

Insect surveys

Bayou fish surveys

Shark surveys in Florida Bay

Bird counts

Bird nestbox surveys (Eastern Bluebird, Prothonotary Warbler, and Goldeneye)

Piping Plover, Roseate Tern, Whip-poor-will, American Woodcock, and Osprey monitoring

Loggerhead Sea Turtle Monitoring

King Eider surveys and monitoring on the North Slope of Alaska

Nature and science education and guiding

Rainforest guiding in Ecuador

Controlled prairie burns

Wetland plant restoration

Drop by and say hi.

Love you, xoxo.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

would you like to tell us about your research on virginity?

but also...wdym STIs aren't as scary as we think??? I was told most of them are incurable? I know you can make aids untrasmittable and that they've even succeded in curing it a couple times but that's about it. I would love to be educated about this

yeah, the basic idea with the virginity project was that the whole concept of virginity is pretty bullshit in the context in which it was initially significant, namely cisgender women being penetrated by cisgender men, so as soon as you take it outside of that context by introducing gay and trans sexuality it totally falls apart. I mean, hell, it stops working if you even look at two cishet people doing literally anything OTHER than penis-in-vagina sex. I tripped up so many people initially when I started asking questions like "okay, so you don't think a woman loses her virginity from a man going down on her. so what if it's two women? what's the difference?" and just really getting people to face down their very penis-centered view of the sex, to the result of several people telling me that it kind of made them reevaluate what they actually think of as the first time they had sex. it's also fascinating to either read other people's accounts or discuss firsthand how queer people have either tried to make themselves fit into the binary of virginity - queer man disagreeing over whether or not you have to have penetrative anal sex to lose your virginity or oral sex is sufficient, a fascinating case of a lesbian who felt that have sex with other cis women didn't "count" and asked a cis male friend to have sex with her just so she could feel satisfied that she'd lost her virginity - or abandon it entirely. Hanne Blank's book Virgin was a formative starting point, and it really exploded for me from there.

as for the STIs - hey, bad news! you fell victim to the scare tactics used to make people afraid of sex! almost all sexually transmitted infections are very easy to treat and cure with the right medicine, which is why it's important to get tested regularly and check in with your healthcare provider at the first sign of something amiss. pubic lice, scabies, trichomoniasis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis - all of those are pretty easy to get rid of with some help from your doctor and a run to the pharmacy!

the major exceptions are the 4 H's: herpes, HIV, HPV, and hepatitis B.

herpes is with you forever but is an incredibly mild companion to share your body with, considering most people never experience any notable symptoms and those who do can curb the severity with medicine.

it's also worth noting that herpes is so common as to be virtually ubiquitous; the World Health Organization consistently estimates that somewhere around 80% of the world's adult population is carrying herpes simplex virus 1 or herpes simplex virus 2. a great deal of those people don't even get it from having sex, but rather by catching HSV-1 from a parent or other people they come is close contact with as a child.

you're actually thinking of HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) when you mention AIDS becoming untransmittable, but that's still a very good thing! the care available for people with HIV has come incredibly far since AIDS first became known and claimed so many lives, and today it's more than possible for people infected with HIV to live long, healthy lives by taking the proper medication to manage their viral load.

with management, people with HIV will not develop AIDS (which happens when the immune system is sufficiently depleted by HIV) and by consistently taking their medication people with HIV can become undetectable (the viral load in their body is too small to be detected or measured in tests), at which point they are unable to transmit the virus to other people.

HPV (human paillomavirus) comes in many different strains, most of which are absolutely harmless and go away on their own after a couple of months or years of freeloading in your body. I cannot emphasize this enough: HPV is so common that virtually everyone who has sex has, will have, or has had it in their lives, and the vast, VAST majority of those people will never be troubled by it literally at all.

the trouble comes from a few strains of HPV that can cause genital warts, and a few others that can cause cancers in the throat, anus, cervix, vulva, vagina, and penis. while HPV can't be treated, you can reduce your risk of developing cancer by getting the HPV vaccine if you haven't already and, if you have a cervix, getting regular Pap smears to catch early warning signs of cancerous developments.

hepatitis B is a viral infection that targets the liver. in rare cases it can cause chronic health problems that can be very dangerous, but I have to emphasize that's not common. in most adults who get hep B, there will be no symptoms and it will resolve itself in a matter of weeks. the infection is riskiest in children, but at least in America most people have received vaccines against hepatitis B as babies since the 90s.

in conclusion: get your shots, take your medicine, use protection, get tested, and talk to your doctor, but know that if there's one thing humans are good at it's figuring out how to manage STIs. we've been doing it for a long time - most sexually transmitted infections and parasites have been with us since before we we became modern humans - so we're really good at it!

[frameacloud]

Image description: Many dental dams in various fun colors that have been neatly folded up like origami. They're arranged so that the overall impression is like what you might see decoratively printed on gift wrapping paper. Description ends.

+ What is a dental dam?

+ How can they be sexy?

+ Where do you buy them?

+ Who uses them?

Welcome to Lesbian Sex 101, Autostraddle’s series on how to have lesbian sex for queer women and anyone who finds this information applicable to their bodies or sexual activities. Sex ed almost never includes queer women or our experiences, so with this series we’re exploring pleasure, safety, relationships and more to make that information more accessible.

What Are Dental Dams, and How Do They Work?

[trigonomaly]

hello!

tryg trivia:

my name is tryg (he/him)

i'm queer (aroace-spec, gay? bi?) with a lovely boyfriend

planning to study biology in college

choir nerd

fandoms:

i'm into..

doctor who (specifically 2005-present)

law & order: svu (1999-present)

daredevil (2015-2018)

SOON, DDBA (2025-????) !!!!

house md (2004-2012)

smosh + the try guys

bones (2005-2017)

non-fandom interests:

fountain pens (I have a pilot vp, 2 twsbi ecos, a kaweco sport, and a pilot metropolitan)

photography

animals! specifically cats, herps, and freshwater fish

sexual education

childhood development

music:

90s/00s rock (nickelback, butch walker, they might be giants, etc.)

60s/70s folk (peter, paul & mary, simon & garfunkel, etc.)

whatever pop and country i grew up hearing

thank you! see you around!

i'm new to doing more than browsing tumblr, so be gentle with me lol

[i-love-harryosborn-dotcom]

❤️⭐️Get To Know Me⭐️💙

a brief introduction to your friendly neighborhood Parker Kinnie

more below the cut!

⭐️ General To Know Jazz ⭐️

Names/Nicknames: Parker, Heebles

Age: 22

Pronouns: He/They/It

Primary Hobbies/Interests: Art, Gaming, Movie Watching, Food

⭐️ Interests, Info & Hobbies Elaborated! ⭐️

My Parker Kinnie Sources: Raimi Spiderman, TASM Movies, Insomniac Spiderman, Some Spiderverse Movie stuff (i just generally pull a lot of kinnieism from a lot of parker’s core narrative themes/struggles lol)

Special Interests: Pokemon, Animals

Current Interests +: HTML Coding, Pixel Art, Art RPGs, Pokemon, Dinosaurs, “Bugs”, Hazbin/Helluva (im critical as fuck of these), Character Design, Mood boards/stimboards, 4*Town, Diorama creation, food/cooking

Current Disinterests: talking abt politics here??, im actually not sure what to put here rn ngl 🫡

Hobbies +: Watching Movies (Horror Especially), Playing Games, Watchin Video Essays & Restoration or Tiny Cooking Videos

Games I Enjoy RN: Planet Zoo, Subnautica, Pokemon, Lioden, Slime Rancher 1 & 2, webbed

Cool Queer Labels I’ve Collected: Aro/Ace Spec, Pansexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary, Transgender, Xenogender

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⭐️ Trivia :]!

- favorite color is purple

- my main fursona is a wild boar monster!

- im a big parksborn shipper but im also a huge multishipper 🍕🫶

- i actually dont eat pepperoni, my pizza order is a medium pan w/ extra sauce n light cheese 🍕🍕 but thats ok!

- im a southern parker kinnie 🫡 image pete w/ a slight texan twang ig

- im hella into red heads Harry Osbo :3

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⭐️ Interaction Notes ⭐️

I block liberally to protect my peace & curate my experience online. If you interact in a way im not cool with or post about my personal icks, i may block you! And thats okay :]! What i do doesn’t determine you, please don’t block evade

Note 2 Minors: This acc is sfw so i dont mind you interacting w/ my personal posts or chatting back n forth via reblogs, but know that im not interested in interacting a ton personally in DMs or anything 👍

DNI/Fast Blocks: proship, racists/queerphobes, TERFs, anti-xenogender girlies, generally assholeish ppl lol

God Please Interact: Parksborn Shippers, Queer/Autistic Artists, Furry Artists/Furries, Other Spiderman fans :]! (Especially insomniac), pokemon fans

Inbox/Requests: See Bio for up to date status but normally they’re very open! Im good w/ random questions, rambling, info dumping etc. And im normally cool w/ art requests :]!

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⭐️ Account Tags 2 Note ⭐️

#Parkers Pizza = Anything 2 do w/ my weird food aesthetic interest

#Poppin Parker = My Autistic Rants/Rambling

#Parker Playtime = My Game Rambling/Screenshots

#Parky Parker = My AUs

#Paintin Parker = My Art Posted Here

#Herping Parker = Posts w/ Bugs & Other Small Critters

#Planty Parker = Posts w/ Mushrooms/Fungi & Plant-central posts

#Paleo Parker = Posts w/ Dinos/Prehistoric Life

#Parker Blinkies = Blinkie reblogs 4 me to look back on/harvest from

More are sure 2 come

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⭐️ Relevant Links 2 Me ⭐️

Nothin Rn 🍕 There will probably be an art masterlist or AU masterlist one day

Definitely gonna be a blinkie masterlist lol

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Fun Blinkies!

(You’ll see a lot of these on my acc) Credit

[du-garm]

you can call me grey or bug! i mostly prefer they/it pronouns but he/him is alright too

i was born and raised near NOLA, and i'm a white queer/tranny ex-catholic if you care about all that?

bigots of any kind (including exclusionists) and other such assholes will be blocked on sight if you try to interact with me/my posts but i don't really don't care who follows me otherwise

i wont directly share any mutual aid posts unless i know the person asking for help but here are some good sites for helping victims in Gaza and Sudan

feel free to let me know (nicely) if:

you need something tagged

i mistag something

i share something from a bigot (i will not delete/block without proof)

i share something wildly or dangerously incorrect

you just want to talk to me (i have a lot of anxiety issues but i'll do my best)

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💜 gore/kink/vent side blog: @darkest-lines

💜 pfp credit

💜 tag list:

grey groans -> my personal tag if you want to filter it out

myshit -> stuff i post that’s not necessarily personal, usually fan content

nsft -> particularly 18+ posts (not rb’d very often on this blog i promise)

loud -> loud vid/audio posts

flashing lights

most fandoms i rb regularly will have a tag you can filter out if you don’t want to see it

animal tags:

★ inverts (invertebrates)

★ herps

★ felines

★ canines

[lemonsharks]

About me

Heyyyooo

Adult, she/her, queer, excited to befriend other adults over shared interests! PM me if you're local! I'd love to hang out! (I like museums. And tacos.)

Anyone can interact, use your best judgment. I block with impunity.

I try to tag stuff according to my conscience and better judgement.

I live in Chicago with my best friend, our three cats, and my rosy boa who I swear thinks she us is a boa constrictor.

Fandoms:

Lockwood & Co, Stardew Valley, Star Trek, Dragon Age, Tortall (Tamora Pierce), Flight Rising

Interests:

Nature, history, reptiles, amphibians, sharks, cats, phylogenetics, neat plants, neat rocks, fandoms, history, archaeology, art, true crime, my current hyperfixations

Hobbies:

Bookbinding, sewing, collecting craft supplies, sometimes making stuff with the craft supplies, writing/reading books and fanfiction, digital painting, pixel art, watching shows & youtube, cooking, baking, travelling, (I go to see people, not places), beachcombing, herping & tidepooling (no touchy), photography.

Aspiring to hiking and backpacking.

Someday I will foster kittens again. I love doing that.

[centauryscrubs]

ok so, there’s a LOT of reasons why inside job is one of my favourite gone-too-soon tv shows ever (fuck you netflix) and i could probably list them all and talk about them extensively (and i might in a future post!) but the couple that really did it for me were:

1. that they didn’t make reagan and brett a couple. this is SO important to me. the trope of “hetero friends to lovers” is overdone to the point of society expecting it/finding it weird when it’s not there. the fact that brett and reagan are just… literally best friends is so much sweeter than them being a couple. for me, at least. it just wouldn’t really suit them either, y’know? brett (imo) is more focused on strengthening PLATONIC bonds, because having friends isn’t something he really had as a child. and that’s the same for reagan! (plus she had ron. and EVEN THOUGH BRETT DIDNT REALLY LIKE HIM AT FIRST, HE STILL ACCEPTED AND RESPECTED THEIR RELATIONSHIP!! AND DIDNT BREAK IT UP!! in fact HE tried to change HIMSELF so that he’d like ron!!! if that’s not some serious ride or die friendship between brett and reagan idk what is! it’s not like brett was ever a third wheel when ron came along either!!)

connected to 1. — tamiko’s relationship/s is/are a perfect example of when het interactions can go well, regardless of if there are romantic feelings or not. with rand, it resulted in divorce BUT they did have fleeting romantic moments which were sweet, as well as some generally funny scenes together! the “date” with alpha-beta ended up in him learning how to love, despite tamiko being disgusted by his appearance/robotic physicality. i’ll admit i don’t even like ron x reagan that much, but their relationship worked too; the slight rivals to lovers trope was established well and it was very healthy for both of them!

2. that Miss Shion wasn’t afraid to show two men kissing. even if it was an accidental kiss. but also just bromances and homoeroticism in general. andre and myc being besties AND being in an orgy together??? amazing, andre getting mushroom herpes was worth it. rand and hannibal lecter lookalike being made to kiss, and then the latter going “UNLESS…?”??? so funny and much more entertaining than if it didn’t happen at all.

connected to 2. — they didn’t make characters’ sexuality their whole personality!! even the queer one/s!!! andre being described as “alwayssexual” was a funny, fleeting comedy moment and that was all! (i’m also counting the questionable quips like brett going “take your clothes off!!” at ron and ron asking reagan if she told everyone about his dingdong. btw brett is bicurious he told me)

in conclusion: canon queer characters are cool and het relationships (both romantic and platonic) CAN be portrayed very well, if done right!

[fancoloredglasses]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Making it fun to yell at the movie since 1975), Part 1

[All images are owned by 20th Century Fox Disney....wait, really?! Anyway, please don't sue, kill, eat, or...whatever they did to everyone at the end...me]

WARNING: This review is NSFW, as it deals with sexual themes. You’ve been warned.

Are you OK with this? Good, then let’s continue.

(Thanks to 20th Century Studios)

In 1973 a little-known actor named Richard O’Brien decided to write and compose a musical stage production as a way to explore his own questions about his sexuality. Two years later, it was adapted for a movie…and late-night movies (especially around Halloween) haven’t been the same since.

While the movie wasn’t well-received as far as ticket sales went, when theaters started doing midnight showings of the film it developed a cult following, as well as becoming a banner for the queer community, with patrons of both genders dressing as the cast, as well as in their best feminine intimate wear…

(Thanks to Liverpool Echo)

…and talking back to/over the movie (a la MST3K) and bring props to display/throw (much to the employees’ chagrin. After all, they have to clean it all up after the movie’s over). Most theater-goers have a “script” of how they choose to do so (of course, if everyone has a different script in their head it can get very chaotic) If you’re curious, there are several versions online. Here’s one such example.

This review is going to be done slightly different than most, even the one that was essentially a musical in that I will be going over the songs after the clips (as most of the plot is driven through them) and will be including audience partici…

SAY IT!

…pation lines (at least the ones I do) on occasion. These will be done in chat font, as above.

(Word of warning, despite whatever I may say at the movie, it’s not intended to be mean-spirited. I’m just going along with the show)

So, without further ado, let’s get on with the show! If you would like to watch the film, it's behind your favorite paywall, or if you want the full experience, find out which of your local theaters is showing it on Halloween!

(Thanks to Dr. Frank-N-Furter)

So just whose lips are those? Well, scuttlebutt says that Mick Jagger volunteered his, but was turned down. Instead, those belong to Patricia Quinn (who plays Magenta). However, the voice is not Quinn’s, but O’Brien’s. Now, if you actually paid attention to the opening credits instead of just responding to the song, you’ll know exactly who is playing what. However, I will clue you in when they make their first appearance anyway.

Now, back to the movie as we dissolve to a church…

These lips died for your sins!

…where a wedding has just transpired (This is where the audience should start throwing rice at the screen). The photographer gets a photo of the happy couple and the family.

Now I have their souls!

The groom has a quick chat with his best man, Brad Majors, ...

ASSHOLE!

...played by Barry Bostwick (who was the mayor in Spin City) as the bride throws the bouquet

Hey, who has herpes?

…where it’s caught by Brad’s girlfriend, Janet Weiss, ...

SLUT!

...played by Susan Sarandon (who was half of Thelma and Louise)

This inspires Brad to sing to her. Before we get to the song, I have to wonder…

…who the hell puts a billboard in the middle of a cemetery? OK, on to the song!

(Thanks to Goldie McDuck)

OK, that’s an efficient church!

Those who are observant will recognize the church workers as O’Brien, Quinn, and Nell Campbell (AKA “Little Nell”). We’ll be discussing them later. For now, we go to the expository section of the film, narrated by “the Criminologist” (played by Charles Gray, who played Blofeld in a number of James Bond films)

…and has no fucking neck!

The Criminologist explains that, after getting engaged, Brad...

ASSHOLE!

...and Janet...

SLUT!

...decided to visit their old friend and former professor Dr. Everett Scott. He then foreshadows that the night is going to be memorable, but not in the way they’d hoped.

Speaking of the lovebirds, they’ve gotten hopelessly lost. Even worse, Brad’s car gets a blowout! Brad remembers passing a castle.

Castles don’t have phones, asshole!

Brad and Janet trudge through the rain to the castle. As the weather worsens, music starts to swell…

(Thanks to Gothic Witch Chick)

(Quick note: Susan Sarandon had pneumonia during filming. Props to her for doing this number in the rain in her condition)

Does the castle have what they need or is this the end for the happy couple? Tune in for Part 2 and find out!

[feralremains]

Tag nine people you want to get to know better

Thank you @the-toad-in-your-piano for the tag!

Three ships

Hm, I will tell about my most recent one, the one I've written the most about, and the one that got me into writing fanfic and making fanart.

The latest: Nygmobblepot! Edward Nygma/Oswald Cobblepot from Gotham. Well, what can I say? Sad, mentally ill and murderous men, what's not to like? They have an interesting relationship, and I like to see it being explored more in many different forms.

The one I've written the most: Willton, Frederick Chilton/Will Graham from Hannibal. Even though this is the ship with the highest amount of words by me, it's still only somewhere between 5,000 and 10,000 words. I'm a beginner, but hopefully getting better all the time! I admit, this one isn't very popular. I like NBC Hannibal's Chilton as a character a lot, and I personally think he needs some other character to develop himself. Will gives us contrast, with his cool calculations and violent mind compared to Frederick's neuroses and anxieties.

The beginning: Good old Mystrade. Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade from BBC Sherlock. I'm a sucker for emotionally suppressed middle-aged men. I suppose I could explore my own experiences through them - anxiety, depression, self esteem issues. Older queer people have always made me hopeful, and even though it really isn't the same, sometimes fictional characters work as a substitute.

First ever ship

Huh, I am not absolutely sure, but I guess this would be Johnlock. I remember seeing one of the older Sherlock Holmes films when I was younger, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, 1970, and Holmes implying Watson and he were lovers felt surreal, almost. This one was an old film for a young kid such as myself, and there they were, queer, and it wasn't only a joke, we were not only portrayed as comic relief. Obviously it was somewhat humorous (Holmes trying to avoid fathering a child for Madame Petrova), but they didn't make it seem like queer people were lesser. In a way, I felt understood - that's what not having obvious actual queer representation causes - and it stayed in the back of my mind for a long time.

Now, thinking about the ships I've now told about, I realise I (often along with other people) have headcanoned one person of the pair as asexual, even though I've only known I'm ace myself for a very short time, comparatively.

Last song

I've been listening to Hannibal the Musical and Possibly in Michigan (Animal Cannibal). Completely normal and sane songs to listen to, I can assure you.

Last movie

I watched The Lady in the Van with my parents last night. It was quite amusing, both light-hearted and serious at the same time. Before that, The Batman (2022), which I didn't like as much as some of the other Batman films, but it was quite decent.

Currently reading

Haha, I'm not currently reading anything, really. The last actual book I read was the Shining by Stephen King some weeks ago. It was much better than the film, which I watched right after, although not scary at all.

Currently watching

Gotham (2014-2019). Finding television series that can keep me watching is not the easiest task, I guess. Usually I only like a few characters, and try to resist the urge to only see their scenes as long as I can.

Currently consuming

Well, I should be getting an evening snack, but I'm writing this. Going to get an apple and some mango gurt with rice cereal.

Currently craving

This is a bit in the TMI territory, but the ability to feel strong emotions, and for once not anxiety. I feel very empty most of the time. Fortunately I have Petunia the blue tongue skink. I also would like to learn Swedish and get even more herps.

Tagging (no pressure to actually do this! Also, with my luck, everyone I tag has already participated in this, but no harm done anyways. I have literally never interacted with some of you, and never in a personal manner with any of you, but let's ignore that for a moment, or otherwise I could never participate in these)

@nygmobblepot-trash @arabriddler @shyjusticewarrior @cliobii @evansdoodles @super-who-locked-me-in-here @barbacarisi @the-chilton @no1raulesparzafan

[kangaroorpmemes]

desperate housewives out of context // season 4 based on this video x

“hi, sweetie.”

“hey, whore.”

“(name or I) is/am also an out and proud homosexual.”

“they’re here, they’re queer, and we’re used to it.”

“let me be the mother I was meant to be.”

“this family’s reputation is already hanging by a thread.”

“we might as well sit on the porch and play banjos.”

“that’s not fair.”

“all the gays in the world and we/I get one without taste.”

“you’re pimping me out for a new roof?”

“don’t play victim with me.”

“you did not just say that.”

“I have a lovely voice.”

“whoever told you that is not your friend.”

“I think it’s our creative friction that makes us a good team.”

“I think it’s our creative friction that nearly caused me to poison you.”

“I’m not getting in there with you.”

“fine, stay out there and die.”

“move your ass!”

“there’s nothing in the bible that says a man can’t enjoy a nice pedicure.”

“don’t you dare throw your calligraphy skills in my face when you know I’m at a low point.”

“you can’t go up there, it’s too dangerous.”

“it’s one thing to forgive bad behavior, it’s another thing to reward it.”

“there are consequences for our mistakes.”

“AAAAAA oh my god!!! are you alright???”

“no no, I’m fine.”

“you’re bleeding.”

“get over here! right now!”

“wow. that’s quite a trick.”

“I knew this day was coming.”

“I knew this day was coming. I just didn’t know it’d be a day where I’m so horny.”

“which one? the clap? the herp? the syph?”

“rot in hell, you maggoty whore.”

“you talk to them, you can relate to them.”

“why would you say that?”

“look at me!”

“you embezzled ten million dollars?”

“you do know I’m gay, right?”

“I need someone I can count on to give a decent performance.”

“you emasculated him.”

“you’re not going to emasculate me.”

“you don’t even know what that means, you petulant sock puppet.”

“buy a dictionary.”

“what’s that noise?”

“oh my god, you’re naked.”

“oh my god, you’re naked in my kitchen.”

“no, I did not have a sex dream.”

“it’s perfectly understandable.”

“I’m eating for two.”

“you’re having an affair with your handyman?”

“you wouldn’t believe the passion. I was powerless to resist.”

“yes, I had an affair. old news. move on.”

“who are we dishing today?”

“oh my god! have you been there this whole time?”

“we’ll just have to find someone who’s not good at gay math.”

“whatever. I’m gonna go read porn.”

“whatever. I’m gonna go read porn. in braille.”

“don’t just stand there! go get help!”

“I’d hate to think there was some maniac running around our neighborhood.”

“you know how I feel about two-wheeled, motorized vehicles. they’re too dangerous.”

“what the hell’s the matter with you?”

“what are they talking about?”

“would you please excuse me?”

“how many rum punches did you have?”

“there was punch in that rum?”

“I am not attracted to (name). that would be like having sex with pbs.”

“this was no ordinary mistake. this was something terrible.”

“was it something gay?”

“I’m over here, sweetie.”

“let me just pull my panties up so I can help you.”

“let’s go do it over here.”

“what the hell is going on?”

“that’s culinary terrorism.”

“I’m okay. I’m fine.”

“oh good, you’re home.”