#qsmp Jack

[keyslox]

Purgatory.

[gormlesssentrydrone]

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

I know very few of the new players, but I'm incredibly excited for Aimsey's addition. She's just such an incredible person, and all around their friends agree that Aimsey's one of the best people on Twitch. Period.

Jack is going to be awesome too though.

How it's been feeling the days leading up to Purgatory 2

[chipjrwibignaturals]

(context: someone submitted their post-trial sex)

[itsmendak]

Quackity you marketing genius this was sooo good holyyy shit, bro just logged in promoted everything then said he forgot what he wanted to talk about and left , THIS ABSOLUTE DIVA!!

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[reactive-particle]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

Tubbo’ starting a new DND inspired server with this amazing roster (airing Dec. 5th):

Hideduo fans 🤝 Teaduo fans 🤝Malewife fans

[ahalliance]

PUT THE FEAR OF FRENCH (and BBH) INTO HIM 💪💪🇫🇷🇫🇷 (transcript below)

[Video Transcript:

Jack: Stay away from fucken’— I’m just getting a lot of ‘stay away from’s. Badboyhalo, fucken— Etoiles

Tubbo: Yeah, stay away from Etoiles. Definitely stay away from Kenny.

Jack: I— I don’t even know who Kenny is!

Tubbo: Uhh, I don’t know, he’s one of— one of Etoiles’ mates

Jack: Oh my god (sighs)

Tubbo: If you give yourself a Skeppy skin maybe you can get the psychological warfare advantage

Jack: This is a good strat, this is a good strat, I’m working—

Tubbo: It’s literally all psychological warfare

Jack: —I’m working on a Skeppy, I’m working on a Skeppy skin as we speak

Tubbo: Yeah. Basically all of the French streamers are kind of— crazy good

Jack: Someone should— right, I’ve got an idea Tubbo, but it might be illegal

Tubbo: What?

Jack: We need to cut off the grid in France

Tubbo: (laughs) Noooo!

Jack: It’s the only way

Tubbo: Noooo, leave Etoiles alone! Leave him alone!

Jack: If we go to France and we— what we’re gonna do, I need a shovel and a dream

Tubbo: Leave him alone!

Jack: Oh, and a plane ticket to France, and what I’m gonna do is go, and I’m gonna go, ‘Yes!’, I’m gonna have a high-vis jacket, and I’m gonna go, ‘Yes, I’m a maintenance worker!’ And then I’m gonna start digging and (drrrt noise) oops! Shovel through the fibre optic cable!

Tubbo: Leave Etoiles alone, leave him alone!

Tubbo: Well Etoiles shouldn’t be a threat to me then

Tubbo: Leave him alone!

Tubbo: He would still find a way and probably get the train to the UK

Jack: My guys will be there to apprehend him

Tubbo: Your guys? Oh, from Manifold Legal

Jack: You know of my guys

Tubbo: You mean Manifold Legal, right?

Jack: Oh yeah, they be there and they go, ‘Mmm, is this legal?’

end Video Transcript.]

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[extraelodee]

fit and his "new huevitos"

(8th September)

[doubledizzy1258]

i cant lie anymore

jack manifold is so fine and i cant keep lying about it..

[l3ppa]

okay these are the last photos from yesterday but i didn’t post bc i knocked out LOL (also i think thats ted and etoiles which is absolutely wild.)

[keyslox]

techy gasmask…

[gormlesssentrydrone]

[rakkuntoast]

My gay dads on their honeymoon in Paris (circa 1989)

[tomfrogisblue]

I just wanna thank cc!Cellbit for fulfilling my personal Wishlist of Fuckery while he was rampaging with Baghera today

Fucking with each member of Fuga Impossível individually ✅️

Searching out Pac specifically with The Voice ✅️

Messing with Ljoga and Malena ✅️

Threatening Natalan ✅️

Generally having fun torturing his friends and strangers alike ✅️

And finally, murdering anyone he wanted ✅️

[itsmendak]

People how we feeling about this

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