#pyramid texts

[blackrainbowblade]

The Pyramid of Pharaoh Teti - the Pyramid Texts

[father-of-the-void]

O King, you are this Great Star … you ascend from the east of the sky being renewed in your due season, and rejuvenated in your due time...

— Pyramid Texts 882-883

[senecalui]

"You have not gone away dead: you have gone away alive."

"You will not perish; you will not cease. Your identity will endure with people, even as your identity comes to be with the gods."

from Pyramid Text 213 of King Unas (Dynasty 5; Saqqara) from The Ancient Egyptian Pyramid Texts by James P. Allen (2005).

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to band camp for marching band for the first time, and I found out that the marching band staff was trying to get us involved in a ‘pyramid scheme’ and they were trying to kill us. Later I pulled out my trombone and started sniping the staff with it from a hotel window. I shot a couple before I tried to shoot one of the band directors, who kept dodging.

[xiakeik]

You think Pyramid Steve to Bill is like Doodlebob to Spongebob or something like that

[ncydema-hart]

[u3pxx]

sorry she's in the brain

[luxustextbox]

xemnas' downline was looking pretty good until they started killing each other

[taliawinters]

look, Inquisition already seemed to not care for it all that much (even though The Descent DLC exists and your big antagonist is, quite literally, one of the OG Magisters) but. the darkspawn.

I need Veilguard to look me in the eye and explain to me why Dragon Age: Awakening and The Calling established the Architect as a character and then flat out made sure to tell us that

the darkspawn

are mind controlled

are beings with thoughts and hopes and dreams and wants

and then we just. never talked about it again. sure, we admit they're mind controlled, but. don't you dare worry about what that actually means.

thanks. love that. 👍🏻

[the-barefoot-hatter]

when you dream...

[blackrainbowblade]

[father-of-the-void]

O King, you are this Great Star, the companion of Asar, who traverses the sky with Asar...you ascend from the east of the sky being renewed in your due season, and rejuvenated in your due time ...

— Pyramid Texts Utterance 466

[sluug-juice]

Doodles of Bill and Pyramid Steve (due to the new lore from Alex H. it's canon that Bill owns a flip phone)

[cyandocs]

My Neopet, passive aggressively in the corner: "Destruct-o-Match sounds fun right about now!" Me, losing my 100th round of Solitaire: Not now baby mama's gambling

[lgbtqtext]

[ava-is-up-to-something]

Shoutout to that one spell in the pyramid texts where the Ennead is like “Set did you kill Osiris?” And Set is like “No, I did not, and also he kicked me first.”