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#lucanis dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#disaster bi#i’m so serious about this#putting the fun in funeral#and ass in assassination#lucanis x rook#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#text post memes#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age vows & vengeance#vows and vengeance
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The year is 2099. Friends and family gather for my funeral. My last request was to have an open casket. The lid of the casket is opened, revealing a smaller casket. Guests watched in awe as the caskets give way to smaller and smaller wooden boxes. Finally, there is a 1x2x1 inch box. My eldest granddaughter opens it, revealing a note. The note reads: "I have donated my body to science". Everybody eats funeral potatoes.
#my future funeral#putting the fun in funeral#the year 2099#funny#put this on my tombstone#short story#russian nesting doll#caskett#open casket funeral#past midnight
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#death#skull#skeleton#lol#dark humour#humour#dark aesthetic#funny#funeral#putting the fun in funeral
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So the background being that poppy was a pure anything but anything grimdark neutral looked wrong afterwards so...pop~ Today is a day of artistic edge or whatever you call it and alas-Aiden had to suffer my mood here today because ~aesthetics~-they are there to be enjoyed
#what do you mean its 3am again#i am genuinely surprised every time bc time isnt real#the witcher#aiden#zkretchy#art#i had to chuckle drawing the lilies#bc lilies are poisonous to cats and aidy is a cat witcher bla bla#putting the fun in funeral#does this count as some kinda body horror?#flower horror?#idk my tolerance for this shit is high so i cant rely on instinct or whatever#dont judge my words rn like i said-3am#and i already drew a fleshy ??????good boy#so we are vibing on aesthetic horror atm#if i had been bothered to give even more fucks i could have probably found a way to go make his hair look like bloodsplatter or smth#but alas-i liked it that way and didnt wanna redraw it#anyhow hope you enjoy one of my most ~aesthetics pieces#bc it was a lot of fun to do it#and just slap effects on and play w/ colours etc a lot#i will now go pass out until work calls again which i rly wish i didnt have to do#i'd rather go draw some more but alas...bills gotta be paid somehow
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Putting the "Fun" in FUNERAL Chapter 8 preview...?
ik, ik very rare where I actually post about the fanfic I'm writing.
Anyways, here's the preview
Ingo sat in bed, trying to remember the dream he had the previous night when he heard a knock. Ingo’s anxiety levels spiked. What if that was Emmet? Would he be different?
”Would… I be different?” Ingo thought to himself. Ingo hadn't given it much thought, but 3 years is a lot of time to be missing, especially from someone like his brother. How much has he changed? Was he… even the same brother Ingo had lost?
“Come in.” he finally managed to croak out. The door slowly swung open revealing…
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Put the FUN in funeral!
Have a raffle, the winning ticket gets the ashes!
#hand out tickets as people walk in#but don't explain why#just say it will be important at the end of the funeral#putting the fun in funeral#funny
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Funeral parlor owner in a full denim suit, call them a jortician
#call me m#funeral#putting the fun in funeral#jeans#blue jeans#jeans ass#new jeans#denim jeans#mortician
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oc. (and serious)
#girlblogger#shitposting#girl blogger#just girlboss things#putting the fun in funeral#gothic#goth aesthetic#goth#goth girl#goth gf#goth grunge#emocore#emo#2000s emo#emo gurl#emo girl
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In memoriam
I imagine my funeral more often than I’d care to admit. Not dying. Never the reason for it. But the event! I can picture it in sparkling detail.
A sad lonely church. A place that would make me cringe if I were to walk through the doors. My spirit. My ghost. They would be nowhere near the venue.
I’m sure there would be some nice words from my family about my spiritual history. Some condolences for themselves in hoping I would be in their heaven. As my soul would be cackling from the crackling seventh level of hell. Not that I was ever actually taught the layers of hell were true.
I think I lost my salvation in the same worn out laundry basket where I toss my stained panties and soiled bed sheets.
I can imagine the songs they’ll play. Melodies that chill me to my bone now— of hollowed out happiness, hypocrisy and white supremacy.
All of the attendants believing that I believed to my last breath. That I believed that Jesus Christ was the incarnation of the Hebrew God (the god they like to pretend is not Jewish at all). That the Bible was flawless. And that I agreed that women should be silent and owned.
They will not read the works I have written. They will not talk about my dream to have a home for my community and not a perfect husband and three kids like all my straight cousins.
They will not mention that my blood ran pink, purple and blue. That the smiles I put on for church were emptied of all meaning. That I often was not happy. Because it was my pretty pretty joy that made them feel better that they broke me apart to fit me into their Christian shaped mould.
I think of how my best friend and my cousin will be the only two who know that I listen to shitty music and write erotica and dream of worlds where the word socialism meant caring for people and not North Korea or the fall of the USSR.
I can’t decide if I’m sad. Or resigned. Or happy that I’ll pull one last great heist— having died a woman who bloomed despite the cold shadow of the church’s imperial might.
Duped them into blessing how I am more curses and witchcraft than blood soaked redemption. Deceived them into lauding me for being a light for the might of the church when I’m reality I took every private opportunity to tear apart the ideals that twisted my heart out of shape. I find it is more human and less cross shaped these days. As it should be.
#in memoriam#of who I used to be#deconstruction#religion#deconstructing christianity#ex fundamentalist#exvangelical#religious trauma#putting the fun in funeral#I deserve to burn in hell don’t I
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I'm doing the Shabbat (staying over for weekend) with my family at the north.
So far over 150 missiles towards the Galilee and Golan.
Asked to stay near shelter.
Zfad really is putting the Fun in Funeral:
A missile went swimming (a fall in public swimming pool in Zfad).
Another one fell by a playground, causing a wildfire.
If this looks familiar, you might be thinking about another playground, in Majdal Shams. A playground where 12 kids were murdered by Hamas rocket, not even a month ago
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This is a house in Metula (photo yesterday)
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For the actual fun part:
Oh, lovely childhood memories.
Back in MY days, we were just called "Toshvey Hatzafon" (North residents) and not "Mefunim" (departed/displaced/evacuated). And got special discounts and free entry to the Safari in ramat Gan, just to meet the entire neighborhood there with us LOL.
For all the younglings that don't know what I'm talking about -
The song that predicted the future!
(Just realised this song can legally drink now???)
youtube
#Zfad#Israel#news#north#bombarded north#israel under fire#golan under fire#galilee under fire#missiles#war#putting the fun in funeral#this is what makes us Jews#goyim can reblog#yalla ya nasralla#Israeli humour#childhood memories#war addition :)#history repeats itself#Youtube
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How does one have a swag bag at they’re funeral?
I want t-shirt, stickers, pens, cups!
I want so many people to show up! I want the strangest funeral!
I would be so happy if my swag lasted long enough that people ask why someone has a cup with a tombstone and my name on it. All badly hand drawn obviously. Like with vistaprint I can get envelope seals. I have too much power and I will be so sad if my funeral doesn’t happen like this.
I wanna be dead and get fomo from my funeral
#silly goofy mood#sillyposting#I will plan my funeral#i am a fool#funeral#putting the fun in funeral#everyone would be invited but swag bags are limited#1 swag bag per person
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Canon didn’t let them meet because they’d be pulling shit like this
#you can say they put the ‘fun’ in funeral#lambert and shez are just two dumb bitches that say ‘exactlyyyyy’ to each other#I was gonna line and color this but eh#:: my art#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#few3h#fire emblem warriors three hopes#fire emblem#lambert egitte blaiddyd#shez#fe shez#m!shez#rodrigue achille fraldarius
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I feel like I should pick up some kind of a hobby during the winter months. Crocheting sounds mildly interesting.
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The boys chilling behind the scenes of The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Basil Rathbone and Boris Karloff
#vincent price#peter lorre#basil rathbone#boris karloff#the comedy of terrors#bts#behind the scenes#i fuckin love these guys#best pic ever#they put the fun in funeral#can i climb in that casket with Vinny?#hes looking so sexy#fuck#bicon#bisexual god#horror legends#photo#photo edit by me#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome
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