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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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had a weird dream and figured I'd share a bit of it. It was some weird pokemon/palworld kinda dream, and like, for whatever reason I was playing with an empty masterball. like, tossing it around in the air and stuff while people talk. and like, suddenly it hits something and activates. everyone is confused because there was no pokemon in the room.

So, you know how Mew jokes around people invisible while getting into shennanigans? ...yeah dream me caught Mew by accident lmao

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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there is a 1 in 321 chance (0.312%) that deltarune chapters 3 and 4 release today, february 14th 2025!

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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

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Apparently, you are living in a time loop. Also apparently, you are the only person on Earth who DOESN'T remember the previous iterations. This is the first time you've experienced today; the rest of humanity has been stuck reliving today for years now.

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I have a Biology test tomorrow. What’s the difference between a prokaryote and a eukaryote?

Here is a handy list to remember the differences:

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This DM I got. Five years apart

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I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

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I'm very angry that fascism is possible in a world after the invention of the internet. communication has never been easier and hating fascists is supposed to be a commonly accepted and widespread belief. this is extremely frustrating

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The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother

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I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post

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