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one more year until people stop dying

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met tommyinnit last night SO WHAT THE FUCK?!?

we had vip tickets, but we never got an email saying the meet and greet was like 4 hrs before, so we got to meet him like privately at stage door WHAT THE FUCK?!?

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Jesus christ tommyinnit really does suffer more than Jesus

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emmet when he see a train:  look there’s a train

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Minecraft jumpscare! Philza immediately started talking about war possibilities with the new Ghast update so I couldn't resist ahah

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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Btw Toby alluded to this 4 years ago

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For April Fools' Day, Tumblr deleted every post on the site and all that was left were a bunch of text posts talking about people being literally trapped in the site.

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tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".

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OKAY ALGORITHM YOU WANT MORE TECHNOBLADE AND MINECRAFT??? BOOM. WHOLE VIDEO. 😒 My nether babies I love them. He would’ve loved this update dude💔

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Gulpin

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🤨📷✨

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.........i'm not saying it was written in the stars. but. i mean i usually don't tell people to do stuff. and i'm not. but it would be funny if some people remembered free will. it would be. funny. you know.

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Julius talking mad shit for someone within stabbing distance “my god given right is to rule over you!” Like okay

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

like to STAB

Reblog to STAB

Comment to STAB

Also you only get one stab per reblog like comment (sadly)

Actually

For every 100 stabs he gets a random disease

For now he has the common flu

Update

He now has Ebola

Alr he finally has herpes after a second update