#my future funeral

[hiding-all-the-bodies]

The year is 2099. Friends and family gather for my funeral. My last request was to have an open casket. The lid of the casket is opened, revealing a smaller casket. Guests watched in awe as the caskets give way to smaller and smaller wooden boxes. Finally, there is a 1x2x1 inch box. My eldest granddaughter opens it, revealing a note. The note reads: "I have donated my body to science". Everybody eats funeral potatoes.

[averaillisa]

doodles of a weird wangsheng roleswap!AU ft. the immortal goddess of death and her (very mortal) consultant 🦋

[reallyfukingsad]

When I die i wanna be turned into a willow tree

@xsh4rk-bl00dx @thewhistleblows @camvrin @scekrex @drxgonspine

[vertigoartgore]

Scott Summers & Emma Frost sharing their first real kiss (and thus becoming an official item from this point on) by Marc Silvestri & co.

2004's New X-Men #154 (the 42th/last issue Grant Morrison's run) turn 20 years old today by the way (release date : March 17 2004). Feel old yet ?

[smoshmonker]

TIM BAKER I LOVE YOU

[lee-blogs]

Still packing stuff and now i'm looking for a box for this.

My dad and i made it a few years ago for halloween, probably 2015/16 if i'm remembering right. It's made from a lays can, a wipes container from his work, and paper maché. I don't remember what the wires and front metal bits are from, but the middle actually lights up! It has one of those long battery-powered emergancy lights in it and some colored tissue paper

[yutamayo]

U know u got issues when you spend the entire Bojack Horseman's mother's funeral episode laughing loudly and crying softly

[phantombunnyman]

I want to be an embalmer without being a full on director… is that possible…

I want to do the preservation and restoration primarily, I can do paperwork and files just fine, it’s really the families I worry about.

I struggle with people as is (which is why I WANT to work with the deceased, I still want to be of help, and everybody deserves the same care in death as they deserve in life.) but pair that with the heavy grief from families involved in planning, I think I’d go insane. Of course, I’d adapt, this has been my dream job for years, it would just be the worst part of it.

If anybody who happens to be in the funeral industry sees this and can explain this and/or my options to me in excrutiating detail that would be great. Sigh.

[rabbithaver]

my mom and i finished rewatching Dungeon Meshi and started reading the manga together where the show left off :)

ive already read it but she wanted to know what happened next. i can tell she's having a really hard time with the events of this trip, so spending the evenings in bed together reading on her tablet and talking about DM is really nice.

since my dad is back in Colorado, it's just the two of us and my brother until Friday night when he comes back. she said if we hadn't started doing this, all she would be able to do is lie in bed alone and think about losing her mom. when i'm there offering a distraction, it helps her pretend things are normal so she can relax.

i can deal with the impending loss of my grandma. it sucks, it definitely sucks, but i know i can handle it. i'll roll with this uppercut, just as i have with every other punch life has thrown at me... but it's seeing my mom in so much pain that affects me the most. i love her so much. it's hard for me to see her so heartbroken without being able to do anything to make it better.

this is just a really surreal trip in so many ways. we've never stayed at the house for so long. usually the most time we've spent here is five or siz days at the absolute max. tomorrow (Thursday) will be our ninth day, and we don't have any plans to go home yet. we're staying until the end, however long that may be. it's just... strange. it's all so strange.

[robinsnest2111]

just got the call in the middle of the night, my grandma is no more

[randomingoftherandomness]

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[orcelito]

Thinking about using the journal I got for writing my dad's eulogy for trying to process my grief with it. The letter from me I found in his lockbox is still in that front sleeve, along with one of the memorial folders they had at the funeral.

I think I don't want to write it all on here. I think I've talked about my emotions too much as of late.

[usermoon]

okay why is this life and death pack looking a little bit appealing

[crystal-jack-asripines]

Trying to do anything but doom scroll refresh the QSMP pages terrified to see his little mustached face greyed out. I left BBH’s stream midway too when he and Foolish were dis fighting in the ring, and when I joined again they were singing the eggs songs in the school. The absolute DREAD that filled my stomach seeing so many eggs and so few parents and players around.

But Ramon will come back and everything will be… not fine, but they’ll have learned important lessons and won’t have to 200% alter the course of many player’s lives and choices

[scarlettriot]

hey!! i hope life is treating you well!

i was just wondering if u have any updates on the fic “the bond that binds us”? i don’t mean to be pushy or anything just curious!

wishing u nothing but the best <3 mwah

At the risk of sounding repetitive from another ask I received yesterday inquiring about an update… I do have plans to continue writing and my stories but I do not have a definitive date as to when updates will be posted. If you’d like to be added to a tag list, please just message me and I can do that for you. You’ll be notified when the update is posted ♥︎

[livingplus]

i do think its so funny that people are so convinced roman is dying that they think hbo flew kieran (notorious hater of traveling) to barbados for a week to just sit around and do fuck all