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Listen y'all, I'm for putting a baby in that elf as much as the next guy, but MAYBE that elf should put a baby in that goliath. You ever think about that? Maybe he deserves it.
#i'm just saying#equal right equal fights#put a baby in that elf#put a baby in that goliath#is porter a goliath? i cant remember if he's an earth genasi or a goliath#and no i will not look it up#the little gay people in my phone will tell me or i wont know at all#jace stardiamond#starbreaker#porter cliffbreaker#jaceporter#dimension 20#fantasy high
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Hey gays remember to stay healthy, find healthy coping mechanisms, and stay #swag 🙏🙏🔥
(I relapsed)
#it stings a lot but im putting a cold wet paper towel over it#self h4te#selfharrrm#tw self h4rm#self h@rm#tw self destruction#self destruction#self mutilator#self mutalition#self mut1lation#baby cvts#yes it was a baby cvt but holy shit#i love over sharing on this app#cvtting addict#cvtt!ng#cvtaddict#cvutting#i wanna cvt#$h tumblr#$hblr#$elf h4rm#I WAS 16 DAYS IN TOO#rexielife#tw ana bløg#$elf harm#$h tw#tw sh destructive behaviour#tw sh related#tw sh implied#tw s3lf harm
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My D&D character Norphanus is having a looooot of feelings as of late. Some good, some bad, mostly confused and uncertain. And I needed a new portrait of him for my... 9th playlist based on him and this game he's in. So! Here that is!
#chloecorvid#dnd#dnd oc#dnd character#Norphanus is a Sun-Elf/Orc spirit bard with a loooot of feelings about immortality and love#he's been told by the orc god of death Yurtrus to put his dreams of becoming a lich king on hold to focus on saving the world rn#and that's totally fine with him because man oh man there are a LOT of things happening#his main goal is to bring his accidentally killed fiance back from the dead--regardless if he still loves Norph or not anymore#and Norph is currently feeling very very veeery guilty about maybe developing an innocent baby crush on the paladin in the party#who is a good good beautiful boy but has indeed told Norph 'if you become a lich i will have to kill you' so... its complicated haha#im the note taker in our game AND i keep an actual diary from norph's POV in a separate document that could be read at any moment by someon#he already handed his diary over last night for someone to read in his stead his... explaining his scars. he was owned by a devil :)#yknow... the classic!#enough rambling for now i just. i love my sweet sad character sooo much. he's even starting to process his gender crisis! woohoo!
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Half Latino Jace 😚
#watch me make his dad Hispanic yall can’t stop me#I think about this elf man so much someone stop me#I think the name Jace at least once a day and I haven’t stopped since may#Brennan what kinda crack did you put in him that he spoke like 3 times and I’m out here like mhm mhm Hispanic father elven mother messy#divorce two siblings he’s a middle child but not before he was the baby and then had to learn to be a big brother in the present#he’s lonely and maybe he has a drinking problem and he’s old (he’s not in half elf years but god he feels old) he trusted the wrong person#he died he fell in love with his murderer but also met his soulmate in his best friend and he loves them both and maybe all he needs are#the two of them a big glass of white wine and to sit on the couch and watch his little shows#when he’s not doing that he is a veteran educator and good god does he care for his students bc Jace likes teaching and he loves magic#jace stardiamond#dimension 20
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I watched dungeon meshi.
I get it now.
#senshi oh my god SENSHI#I LOVE YOU SIR#marcille can do illegal magic on me anyday#laios is just A Totally Normal Guy who has a Totally Not Autistic special interest in monsters#that is sarcasm he is SO autistic hes LITERALLY me#FALIN BABY YOU DESERVE THE WORLDDDDDD#yknow i thought chilchuck was dad coded and then he turned into peter b parker and i audibly went#oh no#grumpy middle aged divorced dad???? sign me tf UP#thistle what is wrong with you. put that down.#if this series doesnt end with everyone talking through The Problem around a big pot of soup and leaving as friends i will probably be sad#GIVE THAT ELF TWINK SOME SOUP#SENSHI SOUP CURES ALL#new hyperfixation : U N L O C K E D
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Despite my disappointment over the lack of choice and variation in character creation, Avowed does have one advantage:
I can easily start crafting my character now, without getting choice paralysis or having to see how a certain class/subclass will play before committing.
It definitely makes decision-making so much easier
#oh you're only giving me human and elf options?#guess it's elf all the way baby#only get three class skill trees?#wizard/godlike build cos fighter and ranger were two of the most boring classes from the last games#(sorry eder i luv u)#my girl is already half built and i've barely even put any thought into her yet xD#avowed#pillars of eternity#obsidian
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Top five images of your favorite player?
Kirill gets the nod for this because choices are hard but I also have a brand to maintain. In no particular order:
Hockey boy loves hockey
2. Girlfriend line? Girlfriend line.
3. Kirill pondering how he's going to get out of doing everything but babysit this all star weekend (he almost did it!)
4. Kirill celebrating Zuccy getting a goal because just look at him
5. He's just. So smiley. Give him whatever he wants.
#honorable mentions go out to:#the 'wearing your boyfriend's jersey' pic#kirill in the elf hat with baby zuccy#hartzy trying to put a hat on kirill after he got a hatty#that celly where boldy lifted him off his feet#we're cutting it here because i just realized there could be a lot of these#i changed these like a hundred times#there are too many photos#j answers#kirill kaprizov#wild
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i swear to fuck i know how to draw shit that isn't turtles who are mutants and also ninja who live in the sewers of new york city
don't... don't fucking look at my backlog that's just more turtle fanart shitposts— dontlookatme
#hanging onto the lie i put to myself#that this is still my aRtBLog and not just a fanart space#leave me to my nest of shadows and half-truths#...still kicking myself over that fkkn concept#how was I to know An Elf and an Orc Had a Little Baby was gonna come out like... a few days later?#trials and tribulations of homebrewing#did it kill me when someone asked me if I was making a capricorn variant of the satyr? YES FFS#I just wanted a silly character background#My Mom a Satyr fucked my Dad a Mermaid#thatsthejoke.ppt#a long way to go just to reblog my old shit huh?#that's kalamansi on their horns
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Do you think reborn and haru shop at the same stores for supplies to make their costumes?
They go together on the weekends, and all the old ladies at the craft store love them. Neither of them are above using Reborn to get snacks. At least one of the craft stores think that Haru is Reborn’s older sister and were so taken by the two of them bonding through costumes that they always get discounts and free extras
#the elf talks#reborn#katekyo hitman reborn#baby reborn has put on a fashion show of some of his costumes to get food there is no doubt in my mind
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Would have thought it goes without saying but perhaps not...
Please don't come to my fanfic for advice on babies and child rearing or really anything. I'm not particularly aiming to write perfect parents and also, magical half-elf babies... so I'm not going for realism either.
Comments about injured/hurt/dead babies are rude as all hell and will be deleted and you'll be blocked.
#oc: tio#can't believe i need to put a disclaimed on my elf baby fics but here we are#taking a tumblr break today I think
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guess who's back in the house heels click-clackin' about fine fresh feminine style to 11 i'm divine so heavenly gentlemen sweatin' it's dimes across the board with no doubt body like wow! pussy bouta end this drought—
#finally getting it going in DA2 baby#continuing with my world state building for whenever dreadwolf comes out#i didn't actually have anything to say in the post i just wanted to share my hawke#look at him his pussy is on fire baby#foine asf if i DO say so myself#kore talks dragon age#i JUST got to act 2 after working my ass off modding and then stressing about friendship v rivalry oh my god i forgot how stressful this is#i'm just tryna keep isabela from leaving me dude it's so nervewracking but good news she won't leave me i succeeded#now to get fenris to make out with hawke and not accidentally romance anders like i used to do a lot fully by accident#i put too much work into making that elf look good and you know i love you isabela but hawke MUST fuck that elf#outta the way bisexual he's bouta get it
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Got a bit into Stormblood. I got a bit excited early on because I’ve decided my character is from Ala Mhigo (exhibit A: he is brown) and we’re here to liberate it! Got a new outfit for the occasion and equipped the ‘Liberator’ title. Only uhh. Well. The writing isn’t... doing them any favors.
They’ve built up a lot of goodwill from Heavensward so I’m gonna... I’m just gonna keep on rolling along despite the writing taking a marked downturn for the most part. The villain’s introduction was hammy and a bit camp and he clearly subscribes to Warhammer 40k rules of ‘bigger character, bigger pauldrons, Obvious Leader Material for his fascist empire’. He’s kinda fun and I get what they’re doing by making him an insurmountable threat in Act 1. He is rather silly though in several ways that I’m not sure really fit, tonally, for what they’re going for. I know a lot of people here like him a lot so I won’t say anything too critical of him but uhhh... giving him a golf bag full of swords was. A choice.
But let’s be positive. Things I like so far: Lyse and character development thereof, the main character canonically having the chance to refer to Alphinaud as ‘Alphy’ (even though I didn’t take that dialogue option for other reasons), the music and voice acting remains good.
Anyhow this was mostly an excuse to show off my fun new oufit that leans into the early dieselpunk look a bit for my whole magitek gunbreaker thing i got goin’ on. Kept the cowboy boots, though. :V
#Jake plays Final Fantasy XIV#Jake's dumb characters#Varian Ironcrow#Still not shipping him with anyone in-game yet#Hopeful that some female characters will get some good character stuff to latch onto and then be like 'That One'#Maybe he'll give up and be more bi than he already is idk#Varian is- like most of my characters -'mostly straight' in the words of Bob Belcher#so far though by far his strongest attachments in this game are his beautiful baby elf genius children#He's so proud of them#they're so much smarter than he is but they're so small and young#he's gonna li#put their masters' theses on the fridge#doesn't know quite what to do with kids who are THAT smart but by god he is so proud
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Some gratuitous pics of my favourite Tav/Durge, Drakira. She's a half-elven druid, having a little bit of an issue, losing herself in apex predator forms. It is difficult for her to stop herself from ripping things apart with her fangs and claws once she starts. She's trying to be better, though.
#oh how I wish I could put scars on her body too#how could somebody live violently for decades and have baby smooth skin like that?#I mean she's still a half-elven durge so her age can be whatever obviously and her looks as well#but still#seriously though I love this game so much#I had this chaotic half-elf druid in my head forever#but it was so annoying to play in NWN because the changes of alignment made her lose her powers#because I started her as chaotic neutral but then she moved between chaotic good and for a bit even chaotic evil#which was interesting in other ways I suppose#but this is so nice#I can just play her as chaotic good now and enjoy the mayhem without losing spells#Baldur's Gate 3#BG3
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LOOK AT HERRR
#one of my blind boxes came today i love her so much#thisis one of the designs i wasnt even in love with but its SO LOVELY IN PERSON OOOOUGH#i had a plan for where i was gunna put my birthday blind boxes but i actually think it is NOT close enough#i have to be able to gaze at her whenever i wish#THE LITTLE BUBBLES THE LITTLE SCALES ON HER TAIL THE LITTLE ELF EARS THE MOSS ON HER ROCK THE HAIR CURLS ITS SOOOOO#shes my baby i love her.....#and i have a little lighthouse guy coming like YES THEY MATCH OUGH#irl#god best birthdya gift ever thank you me. 💖💞💖💞💖💞💖
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I might have missed this but who's Leah?
Nah, you didn't miss it, this is the first time I've mentioned her haha Dark Ace has kids with a bunch of people too
#storm hawks#there's a crystal male Eastarians can slot into their bellybutton that allows them to get pregnant#it's a little harder on Dark Ace's body 'cause he's only half elf#but he loves making babies so he tolerates it haha#Leah is with Snipe#Angel is with Aerrow#Zin is with Harrier#and Lucy is with Lightning Strike#(who had sperm frozen just in case before his death 'cause eventually breeding with Dark Ace was always his intention)#I've put like a crazy amount of thought into this lol
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It’s funny watching a movie with someone who has expertise in something featured in the movie, they will nitpick that aspect to hell and back.
#as seen by my sister who is a new mother#absolutely roasting the first five minutes of elf based on how they’re putting the baby to bed
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