jakey-beefed-it
I Thought It Would Be Funny
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Why focus on one thing when you can obsess over everything? 40k, tabletop RPGs, SF/F, writing, superheroes, and personal bullshit abound.
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jakey-beefed-it · 1 day ago
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I should be asleep but I foolishly exceeded my daily cheese limit and now feel mildly ill.
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jakey-beefed-it · 2 days ago
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Floofled up pigeon on a drizzly day
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jakey-beefed-it · 4 days ago
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you know you're a tedious person when you literally dream about new office supplies
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jakey-beefed-it · 5 days ago
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Many, many, many years ago, when the North American release of Final Fantasy IV was called Final Fantasy II and I was a young lad of twelve or so, the first of the 4 elemental fiends you fought was named 'Milon' (it's supposed to be Scarmiglione, but localization was... spotty in those days). So you kill him, but then he comes back in zombie form (helpfully called Milon-Z in the NA localization). And after you kill him again, he says "Ah! My body...." which 12 year old Jake found hilarious.
44 year old Jake gets it, though.
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jakey-beefed-it · 6 days ago
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Out at a small metal show tonight. The first two bands are pretty underwhelming but I'm looking forward to the third, which is a Dune-themed band from Quebec called Sons of Arrakis. And I'm having fun just being out, hearing loud guitars and drums.
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jakey-beefed-it · 6 days ago
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jakey-beefed-it · 7 days ago
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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like
YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME
no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all
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jakey-beefed-it · 7 days ago
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adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards
a good day makes good sleep
starting with a lil treat gets the work done
More things to do is less overwhelming
don’t make a plan just get in there
you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)
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jakey-beefed-it · 8 days ago
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jakey-beefed-it · 9 days ago
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Just me and my dog, hangin' 'round the FC house, waitin' on the queue to pop
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jakey-beefed-it · 9 days ago
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Spoiler-free Dawntrail 7.1 review
Story If Dawntrail is a C, 7.1 is a C+. The writing continues to be largely lackluster with a few bits standing out as notably better or worse. There are some questionable story elements but at least they're answering some of the questions left hanging in 7.0. The characters continue to be largely inert and weirdly two-dimensional, with a very few standout moments offering the breadcrumbs I am clinging to until we get some real goddamned meat. God, I miss Natsuko Ishikawa's direct hand in the writing. I get that she got promoted, which is what you want to do with your best talent, but ooof.
Dungeon A-, very fun, a bit silly in places but overall maintains the spooky atmosphere pretty well. Docked half a grade for including my least favorite mechanic on the 2nd boss, but that's admittedly personal.
Alliance Raid A+, fun as hell, challenging while having comprehensible mechanics that you're unlikely to botch more than a couple-three times in the learning process. Got the + for genuinely impressing me. This tier's gear doesn't especially stand out to me- there are a number of ways to get a similar aesthetic in the game already -but it's got nice textures and it's by no means even slightly bad.
Swag A+. Tons of new loot to be had for bicolor gemstones, MGP, Khloe's certificates, acheivement certificates, and from housing vendors. Not to mention the huge amount of new portrait framers' kits. They added a lot of things this patch, and I'm still discovering a lot of them. Very impressed with the effort here.
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jakey-beefed-it · 10 days ago
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Logged out for the update with Ryl bein' sooooo cozy
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jakey-beefed-it · 11 days ago
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[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia
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jakey-beefed-it · 13 days ago
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I never really liked Iron Maiden, but I do like the Hu quite a bit, and this cover kicks a lot of ass imo.
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jakey-beefed-it · 13 days ago
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R.I.P. Tony Todd (December 4, 1954 – November 6, 2024)
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jakey-beefed-it · 15 days ago
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Despite everything, Coco is here, and he is cute, and he needs to be fed.
One foot in front of the other.
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jakey-beefed-it · 15 days ago
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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.
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