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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
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I hate it when people are like “get out of your comfort zone” literally every single thing I do in my life feels like me getting out of my comfort zone
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THEY SANG DEFYING GRAVITY AT THE OSCARS (FULL VIDEO)
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also i love it when a movie i've seen wins best picture.
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FOUR TIME OSCAR WINNER SEAN BAKER !!!!!
three time oscar winner sean baker lets goooo
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hiiii all I have in me right now is infinite doodles as I adjust to my brand new laptop, I’ve been drawing on the same one prior for TEN YEARS and I’m trying to regain my flow now! (also I’m somehow sick again but shshsh AAUGHHHHH).
I recently just got a tattoo of Samara from The Ring, my favorite movie of all time, which got me reminiscing to first watching The Ring at age 12 and then immediately going and spawning my very own creepy long haired little girl murderer in the (very beginning stages of the) Elysium’verse wayyy back when and so 🖤 doodling the girlies EDIT: also I found this that I drew circa age 13 so there you go lol
“OrigiMel,” the “original” version of Melinoe possessed by the evil half of her double-souled self, was Elysium’s main villain terrorizing Maci & Tory nearly 20 years ago, though she’s long dormant nowadays buried deep inside of “Meli,” re-possessed by the good half of the very same. Meli’s so sweet and normal that it’s wild to remember long ago and for two-thousand-years prior her previous incarnation was one of the Underworld/upper world’s most ruthless and callous serial killers and that’s even putting it mildly. OrigiMel was actually a lot more outgoing and bubbly than Samara is lmao but undeniably influenced by preteen April’s stupid obsession lmao lmao. The more you know!! hence quick test sketch
[ these specific Melinoes are mine xoxo ]
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COVER REVEAL!!
Special thank you to Ollie Hicks (and Emma!), authors of Grand Slam Romance, for previewing this issue. Ollie makes incredible horny lesbian stuff, and I hold their opinion in HIGH regard :')
I'm putting the finishing touches on Amira the Van Life Cunt issue 2, but she is inked, she is lettered, she is 42 pages long (that's nearly twice as long as issue 1). You can read the first 7 pages, available to all Patreon members *right now* <3
I'll be releasing the rest of this issue to Horn Dog tiers and up as I finish. Thank you all for reading! I love writing selfish characters more than life itself LMAO and I hope you enjoy the dyke drama that comes with it :)
If you haven't gotten the chance yet, Amira Issue 1 PDF is available on Patreon to Horn Dog tiers and up (check the 18+ collections tab), and the print edition is available on the shop site.
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Here's the first 8 pages of Amira the Van Life Cunt (Issue 1)
Amira Miles: loner, drifter, van life influencer who hates her job. Just as she’s about to give up, pack up, and go back to Utah, in walks the bodacious bodybuilder, Juliette. Issue 1 of Amira the Van Life Cunt is “Amira in Buff World,” a 24 page sweaty romp in the gym showers between a big buff hottie and a rat girl.
Available to read only on Patreon to Horn Dog tiers and up.
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Like I just saw news NOAA employees are getting fired and I’m supposed to give a fuck about your family values ?
This is gonna sound mean but one of my cousins who proudly voted for trump announced he’s getting a divorce and that makes me happy lol
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This is gonna sound mean but one of my cousins who proudly voted for trump announced he’s getting a divorce and that makes me happy lol
#though to be fair bragging about voting for trump is meaner so who cares#sorry I’m in my “wishing the worst”’ era on these people idc
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The man vs bear debate is so wild like it was brought up like a YEAR ago and there are men still angry women choose the bear like it’ll forever haunt them.
#whoever started it is a genius tbh#it’s just funny i keep seeing videos on it and it’s usually man is mad and someone refutes his argument
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Trump and Vance really put the tyrant in tantrum, didn't they? Pathetic. Weak, cowardly, sniveling little bullies is all that they are.
I understand that I'm just one person who voted against all of this. I understand that this is just my Tumblr thingy. I understand that when the history of this is written, I will not even be a footnote.
But it is still important to me to go on the public record: The way Trump and Vance treated the President of Ukraine was despicable. It was a betrayal of an ally that is fighting for its very existence. As an American, I am disgusted with the rulers of my country. I am disgusted with their supporters, who ought to be ashamed of themselves.
To the people of Ukraine, I am so sorry. 75 million of us did everything we could to stop this. but there is a white supremacist cancer in America's blood, and the 2024 election confirmed that it has metastasized. For what it's worth, I stand with you, as I stand against the tyrants who disrespected your president today.
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