#purely because it's fun

[thecrispier0nion]

Destiny characters: Italian edition

disclaimer: this is funny, but because it references a lot of things i don't expect non-italians to know, it's probably only gonna be truly funny to me and other italians. so sorry for that. feel free to ask me about stuff if you wanna know what something is or if you want an explanation on a specific hc tho

Osiris: Milan, Lombardy

Born and raised in Milan. Thinks he's better than you because of it (like all people from Milan do).

Probably teaches at the Politecnico University. Everyone hates his course but he's without a doubt the best professor there.

Spritz for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Has made at least 1 attempt on Matteo Salvini's life.

Will take panettone over pandoro any day like the old man he is.

Saint: Bolzano, Trentino-Alto Adige

I can't not picture this man being from South Tyrol like. It's such a perfect fit.

Definitely worked at the Museum of Archeology before and will NOT shut up about the Ötzi mummy.

Met Osiris this way, who most likely dropped everything and everyone and moved to Bolzano with him because no one is dumb enough to take Milan over Bolzano.

Honestly thriving.

Yodels.

That's it. I think this man would just live in the mountains in what is considered one of the Italian cities with the highest QOL with his posh husband and just thrive like no one did before.

Cayde: Rome, Lazio

Insufferable roman, made even funnier by the fact that he probably lives outside the GRA. Probably like. Acilia.

Acts like he lives and breathes ASRoma but he actually has no clue how football works, he's just doing it for the meme.

He does however own a SHIT TON of their merch.

Infiltrates fascist meetups to start fights. Cops hate him.

Definitely worked as one of those gladiators you can take pics with near the Colosseum at some point.

Drifter: Meana Sardo, Sardinia

People think he's from Naples but no. This is a Sardinian man. A true pecoraro.

He did however live in Naples long enough to assimilate it's vibes into his personality.

Blasphemy king. Banned from the Vatican City. The Pope has a restraining order on him.

Went to Rome exactly one time to try authentic Trippa. Genuinely enjoyed it.

Most likely on a first name basis with Caparezza. Somehow.

Shiro: Campobasso, Molise

Molisian.

Trenitalia victim.

90% of people in the street consider him to be a valid vehicle when it comes to Yellow Car (iykyk).

Absolutely LOVES trash Italian reality shows and/or drama series made for grandmas.

Sorry I don't have much on him for now.

Eris: Foggia, Puglia

Born and raised in Foggia, won a scolarship and went to study in Florence (with Asher).

Her gang smokes opium because weed is too expensive /ref

Exclusively feeds on piadinas, it's actually quite concerning.

Extremely specific: The Casapound movement tried fucking with her the one time she visited Milan and they soon found out why you don't fuck with Eris Morn (knocked a guy out and left him hanging upside down in Piazzale Loreto. No one is sure how she did it, including me, but I really enjoy the mental image)

[catzgam3rz]

I cannot get them out my damn head

[theokusgallery]

Little pet project of a human AU

The comic above is from they were 14-15, they're 19-20 here

[heart-ajaxs]

still working on some other stuff so,, isat sketchbook doodles be upon ye

[arolesbianism]

Oh god is that a comicfrin drawing where they have whimsy quick someone throw that guy into a decades long timeloop

[tennessoui]

ok i've had thoughts before about obi-wan going to stewjon post fall of the republic and recuperating/maybe even raising luke surrounded by a kenobi clan who hides him from the empire but what if like.

what if darth vader goes to stewjon post fall of the republic (& mustafar). he thinks maybe obi-wan could have possibly gone there because hey, it's his home planet and vader destroyed his other home. but he doesn't find kenobi. or he does--just not the right one. instead he finds like a whole clan of kenobis and none of them are an exact match for his old master who he despises, but obi-wan's third brother has his eyes, and his second uncle twice removed has hands that are just as rough as obi-wan's, and obi-wan's father, who is an old man now, has the same laugh.

and vader keeps going back to stewjon and the kenobis. once every year at least. ostensibly it's to ensure that obi-wan kenobi does not make contact or come to stewjon.

but it's just like. kenobi therapy. vader needs exposure to a kenobi every 6-12 months for his mental wellbeing, otherwise people will die.

sometimes he finds himself just sitting and staring at old man kenobi, obi-wan's blood father, and he's like. oh. that's what you would have looked like at that age. if i were still by your side to see you. if i had not taken away all your reasons to grow laughter lines.

(meanwhile obi-wan kenobi is across the galaxy on anakin's homeworld planet, all alone and wrinkling under the two suns, because when he'd lost his home to the empire, he'd run to the only other home he'd ever known: what remains of his padawan)

[cubbihue]

So, a changeling is sort of like a p-zombie?

(For the unaware, “p-zombie” stands for “philosophical zombie”. It’s a thought experiment in philosophy that describes a being that’s outwardly identical to a human, but does not have a consciousness; that is, a p-zombie does not think whatsoever, although it looks like it thinks to an outsider observer. There’s a whole wikipedia article on it that explains the concept better than I can!)

They don't exactly think, as in "I dont want this" "I like that". But, Changelings do have a form of "Consciousness". It's just that their consciousness is more like a series of commands or tasks than actual formulated thoughts.

Timmy's Changeling has a very advanced "consciousness". It can predict future actions and reroute its tasks to pick only the best options for its situation.

We fill their heads with static to ensure that the Changeling does not form thoughts about anything. Thoughts leads to opinions, and opinions leads to incorrect actions. A proper Changeling should have more static in their mind than a TV screen on a defunct channel!

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[seraphont]

Your AU's idea of SolverCyn keeping Tessa's consciousness alive inside it actually seems really in-character for the canon SolverCyn. I remember someone pointing out that between Cyn and Tessa's matching hairstyles, the way that SolverCyn has been wearing Tessa's human corpse as a skinsuit and impersonating her identity in the spacesuit ever since the Well-Timed Giggle, and the way Cyn and Tessa both share a special fondness for N among the drones, it really seems like either the Solver - or the part of the Solver that's still Cyn - has a real underlying fixation on emulating Tessa.

Yeah, I see Cyns disturbing fixation of Tessa being a once innocent admiration that got twisted by the corruption. When you like someone enough you tend to parrot them and pick up their tendencies. this is really apparent in impressionable kids, and Cyn is our resident possessed robo child. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

I think it’s a funny twist of irony that the entities that hate humans so much, are so deeply obsessed with one. In the end they just want to own every piece of Tessa.

[levemetal]

@sillyxaly suggested Jw adopting SJ and it was too fun to brainrot about with @ace-shenanigans too.

Rest assured, no matter the au variation, as long as SJ is adopted by a tgcf character, he shall be the bane of Jw's existence and make him consider early retirement.

[rassblerry]

UhhHhHhH outfits 🎭🍦

[catzgam3rz]

Today more of the beloveds, tomorrow.... probably the same

[jellydragons]

been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me

close ups under the cut!

gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[sankttealeaf]

look out! there's some companions in dire need of romancing behind you!!

drawn up the LI's so far but potentially thinking about turning them into stickers or charms if... that's something people were interested in 👀

[crystallizsch]

boo.

I'LL PASS AWAY NOW GOODBYE

[an-internet-introvert]

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