#punk gingersnap

[stardustedtea]

🍪 Gingersnap 🌸

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AND THE SERIES IS COMPLETE!!!

[sparklez-mz-soulz]

A-J characters

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Tropes & More - Fic Recs

All the tropey-goodness!

Body-Swap:

Underneath Your Skin by crescentmoon222 - Dreamland AU, NSFW

What if Feels Like for a Girl by @mldrgrl - Dreamland AU, NSFW

Dreamland III by @admiralty-xfd - Dreamland sequel

Flea Market Economy by Punk

I’ll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours by Tv_Saved_The_Teenage_Girl

Masters of Time by @sisterspooky1013 - time travel to 1960s Masters of Sex, NSFW

Times Colliding by onlytheinevitable- time travel 1998/2018 body swap, NSFW, WIP

Cubed by Louise Marin - Scully wakes up as an alternate version of herself, NSFW.

Parallel by @sisterspooky1013 - Scully wakes up as an alternate version of herself, NSFW.

Fake-Dating:

Never by Allison Kinney - Undercover, NSFW

Diversion by @sisterspooky1013 - Stakeout, NSFW

Just Another Dinner Party by @somekindofseizure - Undercover at a swingers party during Arcadia

Amish Country by Lolabeegood - Undercover with the Amish, NSFW

We’re Married Now by @skinfull - Undercover in a cult, NSFW

Hallowed by onlytheinevitable - Undercover in a cult, NSFW

More Than a Feeling by @sisterspooky1013 - Undercover at a carnival, NSFW

Undercover Swing by 2momsmakearight - Undercover at a sex party, NSFW

It’s Just Pretend by @storybycorey - Undercover in a motel, fake sex turning into real sex, NSFW

The Marriage Spectacular by @cecilysass - Lost FBI agents. Stormy weather. A marriage retreat in a mountainside inn with one room available.

The Newlywed Game by onlytheinevitable - While going out for dinner, Scully runs into an ex and Mulder valliantly pretends to be her husband. However, that little lie traps them into having to play the Newlywed Game in front of a bunch of strangers and they have to navigate admitting feelings they haven't even admitted to themselves.

Baseball Metaphors by @leiascully - Scully runs into an ex and they pretend to be dating, NSFW

Just Go With It by @skinfull - Mulder runs into old high school classmates and they pretend to be married, NSFW

The Annapolis Grant by @slippinmickeys - AU, Scully pays Mulder to play the role of her boyfriend, NSFW

Wedding/FBI Ball Date:

Plus One by @alienqueequeg - Mulder convinces Scully to let him be her plus one at an old friend's wedding, NSFW

Hardball by Missy Pennington - Scully gets a sexy red dress to wear to the FBI ball when she finds out Phoebe Green will be attending

Five Ballrooms by @admiralty-xfd - Five Christmas parties. Five separate POVs.

The Twelve Tropes of Christmas by @mangokiwitropicalswirl - Christmas ball and all the tropes

Holidays:

far away and to the west by @audries - Thanksgiving with the Gunmen

at the close of the day by @audries - Thanksgiving on the road

Fairies, Skip Hence by @slippinmickeys - Christmas at the Scullys, NSFW

Shades of Winter by @piecesofscully - Christmas at the Scullys, NSFW

Marshmallow World by @agoodwoman - Christmas 1998, set Season 6, our beloved agents are working under AD Kersh. Mulder and Scully get into the holiday spirit. NSFW

Regular People by @chimerical1975 - Thwarted Christmas plans, impulsive decisions, and unexpected visitors make two extraordinary FBI agents into regular people. NSFW

Chicken Dinner by @cecilysass - Dinner at Mrs. Scully’s. Mulder overhears Maggie speaking to her friends about her daughter’s relationship with her partner. What he hears floors him.

Gingersnap by @cecilysass - Holiday baking, NSFW

if the fates allow by @all-these-ghosts - Christmas with Mulder and Scully, 1993-2016

Birthdays by @syntax6 - seasons 1 through 7

One Bed (see Faking Dating above too):

Let’s Play a Game by @danasculllie - Motel room Truth or Dare, NSFW

Truth or Dare by Adrienne - Mulder and Scully have a wicked game of Truth or Dare while sharing that hotel room in Rain King. NSFW

Twenty-Questions and a Winter Storm by @danascully77 - NSFW

Designated Mulder by onlytheinevitable - Mulder had always wanted to see what Scully would be like drunk, but he didn't anticipate it would finally happen on the one night they had to share a bed. NSFW

Sexy Snowed-In by @peacenik0 - Mulder and Scully are snowed-in together, will they find a way to escape their boredom? NSFW

Hot and Sticky by Megan Reilly - One hotel room, two FBI Agents...and it's a hell of a hot night besides. NSFW

One room. One bed. by spooky66 - NSFW

Free Merlot at the Cool View Motor Court by @sarie-fairy - post The Rain King, NSFW

Turn that damned thing off by @sunflowerseedsandscience - The Rain King missing scene.

Time Enough At Last by bayloriffic - The Rain King missing scene.

Conversation in the Dark by Cass - The Rain King missing scene.

Stop Me by Gina Rain - post The Rain King, NSFW

Unbidden by @phillippadgettwrites - NSFW

Bunkmates by @leiascully - There's only one hotel room, and it's got a special surprise.

Expense Report by 13th_blackbird - The Bureau conducts an audit, and Scully considers the costs.

Scully/Other:

Universal Invariants by @syntax6 - set over the course of a canon-parallel version of season 1 and early season 2 where Scully’s boyfriend Ethan who was cut from the pilot sticks around. NSFW

Early On by @sunflowerseedsandscience - Mulder and Scully are drawn to each other from the start but Scully is still with Ethan. NSFW

Homicidal Tendencies by Swikstr - Casefile crossover that pairs Scully with the detective from Homicide: Life on the Street. NSFW

You He Did Not Fail by extraordinarily_ordinary - After Scully leaves the X-Files for a position in LA a case brings them back together. Starts Scully/Other but ultimately MSR. NSFW

Original Sin by @syntax6 - post FTF Scully moves to Utah. Scully/Other but great MSR. NSFW

Arizona Highways by Fialka - Visions of Melissa lead Our Heroes on a case confirming the existence of a series of Emilys. But does Melissa really have a message, or is it all in Scully’s head? Scully/Other but ultimately MSR. NSFW

No Regrets by MystPhile - During Arcadia Scully reconnects with Detective John Kresge. Ultimately MSR but not until the very end. NSFW

Promises to Keep by Prufrock’s Love - post Requiem Scully/Skinner, I really struggled with this one, but still an interesting read. NSFW

Heart’s Desire by @malibusunset - post Two Fathers/One Son Scully reconnects with an old boyfriend during a case. My favorite Scully/Other fic - ends in MSR, but it’s probably the only fic where I’ve thought that Mulder might be the wrong choice. NSFW

La Lacuna by @aloysiavirgata - Scully explores her feelings after Milagro while investigating a murder. Scully/Other but ultimately MSR. NSFW

Mulder/Other:

The Waters of Babylon by @aloysiavirgata - As they prepare to become Rob and Laura Petrie, Mulder thinks back on his life and the paths not taken.

Seventeen by @scapegrace74-blog - Explores how Mulder's sexual relationships shaped (and mis-shaped) him as a man. Each chapter represents a different partner. Mulder/Other, ultimately MSR, NSFW

Triptych by @iconicscullyoutfits - married to Diana AU, ultimately MSR

To Love Somebody by Tess and Jacquie LaVa - In the midst of attempting to have a normal romance, Mulder's escalating feelings for Scully, and her deteriorating health due to her advancing cancer, make it impossible for him to commit... Mulder/Other but ultimately MSR. NSFW

The Guts by @wtfmulder - How would Scully react if Mulder dropped an open condom wrapper in front of her? MSR but dealing with Diana.

Dr. Scully's School for Exceptional Boys by Prufrock’s Love - post series, Mulder/Other and MSR, NSFW

One for the Road by @phillippadgettwrites - post breakup, Mulder has a girlfriend but mostly MSR, NSFW

Pregnancy/Baby/Family:

The Family G-Man by Neoxphile and FelineFemme - A double tragedy strikes Mulder the week before Christmas of 2003. What if he could go back and change things, save the son one lost and give the other the family she wanted? Could it keep them safe? NSFW

Five Years and a Lifetime by @monikafilefan @slippinmickeys - One night stand AU. Five years later, Scully and Mulder work at the same pediatric hospital, and Scully's four year old daughter bears a striking resemblance to the picture of a dark haired girl that sits on Mulder's desk... NSFW

In the Best Interest of the Child by @mldrgrl - AU When tragedy strikes, Mulder is forced to take guardianship of his young niece, but the matter is complicated by the arrival of a sister-in-law he's never met.

The Way Things Are by Sukie Tawdry - One night and their whole lives were changed forever. Season 1 AU. NSFW

Right Hand Return by humphreywrites - Scully is returned from her abduction with a baby, no memories of anything prior to her captivity and some PTSD.

All That Is Dark and Bright by @malibusunset - Emily lives AU. NSFW

Five Years and One Night by Shalimar - Scully leaves the X-Files post-Emily but gets drawn back in when Mulder discovers Emily wasn’t the only child created. NSFW

Intimacy Deux by Mojo - The one in five billion happens. NSFW

40 Weeks by @malibusunset - What if the IVF attempt in Per Manum had been successful? NSFW

A Boy and His Fox by 6hoursgirl - What happens when two FBI agents have a platonic relationship based on trust and mutual respect...and an exchange of genetic material. NSFW

The 13th Sign and 7 Days in May by Prufrock’s Love - Post-Deadalive. Mulder saw no reason for life, death, sex, Armageddon, or emotional dysfunction to stand in the way of true love.

Hurricane Season by rah and beduini - Post-Existence week at the beach with the Scully family and baby Wim. NSFW

Terra Firma series by @malibusunset - Post-Existence domestic family drama, a classic comfort read for me. NSFW

Misc:

Partners With Benefits by onlytheinevitable - Friends with benefits, NSFW

Truncated by Lysandra31 - Scully and Mulder find themselves in a tight spot. Spooning ensues.

You Send Me by @spooky-nerd - Portals keep popping up around Mulder. It's rather inconvenient until he realizes it's possible the universe is trying to tell him something.

[snezhishka]

Fem!19days AU

Basically everything is the same but the main 4, she li, buzzcut and Xiao Hui are girls

Also a lot less physical fights. If 19 days is action, then fem!19days is a psychological thriller🤡 The chain accident still happens though, don't you worry, there is still a lot of suffering

He Tian - He Tai.

The girl prince of the school. A mix between Utena and Jury from revolutiinary girl Utena, if you will. Despite being known for being good at sports, prefers to hide her physique to not cause suspicions. She is just a spoiled rich girl that totally doesn't come from a mafia family, afterall. Fights with She Li happen less publicly. Tai has a fanclub consisted both out of boys and girls. He Cheng is more present in her life than in canon. He personally teaches Tai how to fight and trains her regulary. She also knows how to use a gun and has one with her all the time, just in case (like threatening loansharks that attacked your girlfriend). Cheng became very protective over Tai after their mother's death. Tai doesn't like it and thinks he is paranoid.

Mo Guan Shan - Mo Gong Shuang.

Shuang is an unwilling punk. Her bright appearance, dubious acquaintances and a father in prison gave her no chance at staying in the shadows. Especially after having to shave her temples because of an injury. Mo and She Li met the same way as in canon. However, their relationship is less outwardly hostile than in canon. Shuang thinks of She Li as her close friend. Empathy is a bitch sometimes. They have that iconic toxic teen girl friendship a la Jennifer's body or smth like GingerSnaps. Not as much codependent, but Mo still feels indebted to She Li. Shuang is still easily aggravated and distrustful but kind and caring at the same time. She works part time and fights at school. I'm not sure how Mo's and Jian's conflict would start in this version. Maybe Jian says something that Shuang doesn't like, they start arguing, it escalates and Zhan ends up with her head bashed into a wall. Jian is a chatterbox, so her words might've been careless or just misunderstood. Later comes He Tai with her "disciplinary" measures. Physical violence is not as brutal as in the original, but still present. The forcefull kiss also still happens. The school scandal will probably change from rape allegations to murder allegations. A redhaired girl was caught on camera. Maybe she is from She Li's gang and also rich.

She li - still She Li, since it's a nickname. She is studying at an all girls school, because it would be hard to built a gang in a mixed school when you are a girl. You know, because no one really takes you seriously. More reasons to take your frustruation out on your underlings! How does she know about everything that happens to Mo? Buzzcut, who is in the same school as Shuang. Later She Li starts to attend Mo's school.

Bonus adult Tai and Shuang designs

[cecilysass]

Gingersnap

Read on AO3 | Rated M | Tagging @today-in-fic

“So I was thinking, Scully,” Mulder says without prelude as he lets himself into her apartment. He unfastens his coat and tosses it on to a chair as he walks into her kitchen. “What if the problem is that we’re thinking about this wrong? What if we’ve been thinking about this as a crime of motive, when really it’s more of a crime of opportunity? What if each of these killings have been about where he happens to be at the right moment?”

He spots the triangular remains of her turkey sandwich still on a plate on the table, and he’s starving. “Mind if I finish this?”

He starts pulling images out of his manila folder with one hand, stuffing the sandwich in his mouth with the other. “I’ve spent the past two hours looking at the crime scene photos again—” he pauses to swallow his bite, “—and I think I see evidence that the choice of victim was more impulsive than we thought. I want to see what you say, though. Can you take a look at the September 3rd photos and then the …”

He breaks off, because he is finally looking up, fully taking in Scully for the first time. She is leaning over her kitchen counter, staring down at something, her shoulders oddly slumped.

“Uh, what are you doing, Scully?”

In a hoarse, almost unrecognizable voice: “I’m baking cookies.”

“At eleven-thirty at night?”

Scully raises her head to look at him. There is a punk rock streak of flour in her hair. Her eyes are glassy and pink. There is some flour clinging to her eyelashes, giving her an unearthly look.

“Scully …” Mulder is flabbergasted. “Are you crying?”

“There’s a holiday cookie exchange at my mom’s house tomorrow,” Scully says dully, wiping her face with the backs of her hands, which only adds another smudge of flour to her cheeks. “I’m supposed to make 96 cookies, and my mom wanted me to make my grandmother’s gingersnaps, and when was I supposed to make them, Mulder?”

“It’s … are you … having trouble?” Looking around, he now observes that her countertops are chaotic. There are two large bowls, a dusting of flour everywhere, a stack of dishes, measuring cups, and empty containers precariously balanced. He doesn’t think he has ever seen her kitchen so messy.

Scully is wearing an apron, a white apron with some kind of frilled details on the edge, which would normally strike Mulder as funny. Especially because there is flour in splotches all over her black clothing, all over her, and not visibly on the apron at all. But he isn’t going to laugh, because Scully seems to be having some kind of breakdown.

“I’m supposed to mix six cups of flour in gradually,” Scully says. “But I was thinking about the case, and I was tired, and I lost count. I couldn’t remember how many fucking cups of flour I put in already. So I had to start the whole batch over. All those wasted ingredients. All that wasted time. And then, just now … I did it again, Mulder. I did the exact same thing when you came in. I lost count. I don’t know how many fucking cups of flour I put in.”

“Oh,” Mulder says, peering around her at the bowl heaped high with flour on the countertop.

“I took calculus,” Scully says. “I once won the award for Outstanding Math Scholar in eleventh grade. Why can’t I count, Mulder?”

“Is calculus about … counting?” Mulder asks cautiously.

“Bill and Tara are in town, and Tara will be there with some … gorgeous cookies that should be on the cover of a magazine. She’ll have sugar cookies individually cut out and intricately iced—they will be a whole Nativity scene, or the entire cast of A Christmas Carol or It’s A Wonderful Life or something…” Her voice is starting to crack.

“Scully,” Mulder says, trying to speak as calmly as possible. “Can’t you just tell your mom that you couldn’t—”

“No,” she says. “No. I can’t do that, Mulder, because then no one would bring Grandma’s cookies to the exchange, and Mom would be upset. I - I can handle this. I’ll just … start again. In a second, after I pull myself together.”

Mulder doesn’t even know what a cookie exchange is. He is, however, starting to understand that his thoughts about the case are going to need to wait until tomorrow.

She looks down at the recipe on the counter again, and he can’t help but notice how especially small and defeated she looks.

“I could call Byers,” he suggests impulsively. She gives him a doubtful look, running her hand through her hair, which he doesn’t dare tell her is only spreading the flour further, turning her hair phantom white. “I know he sometimes makes the guys’ birthday cakes from scratch,” he adds, “so he bakes. He might be able to help.”

“I don’t need advice,” Scully says sullenly. “It’s my own grandmother’s recipe. I’ve made it dozens of times. What I need is a good night’s sleep and just a few fucking hours of uninterrupted time to concentrate.”

“Mmm,” he says, with a significant little nod.

“What’s that look supposed to mean, Mulder?”

“Nothing, nothing,” he says. “You’re just using the word ‘fuck’ an awful lot for you. And for the holidays. That’s all.”

She seems to deflate further, her gaze falling to the floor, her shoulders slumping.

“I could help you,” he says.

At that she raises her eyes. There is a look of unmistakable hope there. It surprises him, even dazes him a little. He’d expected her to reject his suggestion out of hand.

“Is that something you’re capable of doing?” she says tentatively. “Baking cookies?”

“No,” he admits. “At least there’s no precedent for it.”

“Sounds useful.” Her eyes are still cautiously on him.

“But I can definitely count,” Mulder says. “I took calculus, too.”

“Calculus turns out to not be as helpful in baking as you would think.”

“And I’ll do whatever else you tell me to.”

“Is that right?” Scully says, tilting her head, lifting her eyebrows. The pitch of her voice almost sounds flirtatious, which gives Mulder a little twitch in the groin that’s hugely out of place in the situation.

She turns around to search through a drawer for a pad of paper. He bites his lip, wondering what kind of breakdown this is, exactly, that Scully is having.

She leans over the counter, her back to him, to write something hastily down on the paper, and Mulder’s eyes land on the perfect, upside-down flour handprints pressed on each curved cheek of her rear end.

“Your first job,” she says decisively, turning back around and putting the list in his hands, “is going to the grocery store. The one three blocks away is open 24 hours a day. I need more flour. And butter. While you’re gone, I’m going to order us some food, because all I ate for dinner was half of a turkey sandwich.”

“Yeah. Okay. Food sounds good,” he says, guiltily eyeing the empty plate on the table. “Anything else?”

“Get us something to drink.”

“Alcoholic or caffeinated?”

“Use your own discernment,” she says.

***

“All-purpose flour, unsalted butter, granulated sugar — just in case,” Mulder lists, pulling items from the grocery bag one at a time, presenting them triumphantly to Scully. “Root beer. And also — beer beer.”

She has spent the time he was at the store tidying up the kitchen, which does not look nearly as chaotic as it did before.

He is secretly delighted to see that she has not tidied herself up. Her hair and face still have that ethereal flour sheen. The ass handprints aren’t visible at this angle, but he’ll definitely check the moment she turns around.

“Good work,” she says, biting her lip in approval. “Food is on its way. Oven is preheated.”

“What’s my next job, boss?”

“We need eight sticks of butter and three cups of sugar in this mixing bowl,” Scully orders. “You put them in, and I’ll operate the mixer.”

“Eight sticks of butter? Holy shit,” Mulder says. “Your grandmother didn’t play around.”

“Ninety-six cookies, Mulder,” Scully says firmly, turning around and leaning down to a lower cabinet to get out her mixer. “We’re not playing around either.”

Handprints still present, he notes discreetly.

“No, no,” he says. “No playing here.” He sidles up next to her at the counter to start unwrapping sticks of butter and plopping them into the bowl.

“Am I doing it right?” he says. He may accidentally speak a little closer to her ear than he normally does.

Her eyes flash up at him through a flour-dusted lock of hair. “Don’t lose count.”

“So this is a treasured family recipe you’ve reportedly made dozens of times,” Mulder says, “and yet I don’t recall you making them for me even once.”

“I haven't had as much time for baking in recent years. Can’t think why.”

“Are you a good baker, Scully?”

“Ha.” She shoots him a quick sheepish smile. “Clearly not.”

Mulder unwraps the last stick of butter. “Well,” he says, keeping his eyes on the measuring cup and the sugar bowl, “we can probably deduce all kinds of meaningful things about you from that.”

Scully brushes her hands off on her apron, glancing at him again, something warm in her expression. “Probably.”

Mulder scoops the measuring cup deep into the sugar, bringing it out heaping. Scully watches him closely. “Do you know you’re supposed to level the sugar off with something flat?” she says.

“No,” Mulder lies. He frowns, pretending to be confused. “What do you mean?”

“Take the edge of a butter knife — here, like this,” Scully says, stepping next to him to show him. Her tone is businesslike but quiet, as she gently places the butter knife in his hand, and then guides his larger hand with hers, moving the knife over the surface of the sugar. “Use the flat side to make the sugar smooth, perfectly level to the rim of the cup. It makes the measurement more precise.”

Mulder nods foolishly. He wonders if he can feign such total ignorance of junior high home economics that she’ll be convinced to keep demonstrating baking tips in that soft and mesmerizing voice. He thinks she might catch on eventually.

“There you go,” she says, watching his knife glide over sugar crystals. “You’re a natural.” He feels the soft slope of her hip pressing into his thigh. She lingers there a moment. “Hey, did you want a drink, Mulder?”

“I’ll have a beer beer, please,” he says, trying to keep his sigh from being audible as she moves away.

***

“Look,” Mulder marvels, as he leans over the hot tray, inhaling ginger and cinnamon. “Just look at them. They’re beautiful, Scully. We should do this more often. Or maybe we should quit our jobs and open a bakery.”

Scully, sitting at the table with her legs tucked up under her, nursing a half-full to-go carton of chicken and broccoli, regards him with weary amusement. “We still have 72 cookies left to come out of the oven, so we’re not really done with this batch, Mulder.”

“What an underappreciated miracle baking is,” Mulder says rhapsodically, gesturing to the cookies. “From the most lowly and humble ingredients—from baking soda, of all things! and molasses!—you get this divine amalgamation, this totality that is greater than its parts.”

“Ah,” Scully says, drinking her beer. “I see you’re reacting to this like a totally normal person.”

“I’m just a proud father, Scully,” Mulder says, leaning over to pinch a cookie off the tray with his fingers. The cookie is hot, so he flips it quickly from palm to palm to cool it off, hopping around from foot to foot as he does.

“73 left to go,” Scully amends, as Mulder decides it’s cool enough to risk a bite.

“Oh Scully,” he hums, chewing. “Hmmmmm. It’s perfect.” His eyes roll back dramatically.

“That’s a relief,” she says, watching him closely. “Because I don’t know how I was going to react if we had to start over.”

“Here, try it,” he says, holding the cookie out to her.

“I’m still eating dinner.”

“Come on, just a bite, while it’s still warm.” She has the chicken carton in her hands, so he holds the cookie up to her lips for her.

Limpid blue eyes focus down on the cookie. Then up at him. She leans forward, hesitantly, and takes a little nibble.

The edge of her lip brushes slightly against the tip of his finger. A delightful shiver runs through him.

“It’s delicious,” she says softly, chewing, her eyes wide and no longer meeting his. “Like I remember.”

He can’t think of anything to say in response right away, distracted by watching her swallow the bite.

“You’re really going to trade them all away, huh?” he says, after a pause. “Once you get to your mom’s?”

“At the exchange you try everyone’s cookies,” Scully says. “It’s like a tasting party. Then you end up taking a bunch home in a box.”

“Oh,” Mulder says, his eyes lighting up. “I didn’t realize—that’s serious business. You should write down notes as you taste. So you leave with the best of the best.”

“Honestly, I’ll probably do well just to stay awake, considering it’s nearly two o’clock in the morning now,” she says.

“Scully.” Mulder says. “What kind of a scientist are you? You’re just going to come home with a random assortment? You need to have some kind of system. Investigate all the cookies. There could be another recipe there we need to try next time.”

“You should come with me to the exchange, Mulder,” she says, rolling her eyes. “It sounds like you’d like it more than I will.”

Mulder is about to ask what time, but he decides she is probably kidding. He smiles and polishes off the gingersnap in a large mouthful.

“You could, you know,” she adds, suddenly looking intently at her food. “I don’t see why not. Mom wouldn’t mind. And everyone else brings their spouse.” She shakes her head quickly. “I mean—you know what I mean.”

“Don’t you need a break from me, g-woman?” He speaks with a mouthful of cookie.

Her smile is slow-moving. Watching it spread over her face, aimed squarely at him, sends a sloshy, giddy feeling through Mulder. “I wouldn’t say that, exactly.”

The timer on Scully’s oven buzzes, and she sets her beer and the carton on the table as she stands up.

“That’s 48 more done,” she says, reaching for the oven mitt.

Mulder clears a heatproof spot for the new cookie sheets to cool on the counter. She leans over to pull them out of the oven, and he can’t resist tipping his head a little to check out the status of the flour handprints on her ass. Important question: were they smudged when she sat down?

When he looks up again, she has set the cookie sheets down, and she has noticed the direction of his stare. There is a cocked eyebrow, a question there.

“It’s not what you think,” he says hastily. “It’s just you’ve had these flour handprints on your ass all night. I was just checking to see if they’re still there.”

Her expression suggests some skepticism, and he’s not sure he blames her. It sounds made up as hell.

“They are still there,” Mulder adds, scratching the back of his neck. “Not really smudged at all. Intact.”

“Okay,” she says at last, looking over her shoulder to try to see her own butt. “How do you think they got there?”

“I think you probably had some flour on your hands and you grabbed your own ass,” Mulder says mildly. “Unless someone else did. A ghost, maybe.”

“Mulder,” Scully says, laughing.

“I would never judge you, Scully. I’m a lonely guy, and I’m not above grabbing my own ass in the privacy of my own kitchen.”

“Sounds unhygienic.”

“I’m not the one with handprint evidence.”

“You know,” she says, her eyebrow moving upward again, “it’s very conscientious of you to keep checking on the status of those handprints for me.”

“Yeah.” It’s Mulder’s turn to flush. He knows when he’s being called out.

There is a little pause. Scully leans back against the counter and seems to be mulling something over, something swiftly calculating behind her eyes.

“But if they are the work of a ghost,” she says, taking on her determined work expression, “have you considered the possibility that you might have been targeted yourself?”

Mulder looks down at his own hands, which besides a stray gingersnap crumb or two, are pretty damn clean. He scowls at her. “No,” he says.

Scully steps towards the open tub of flour on the counter, and she lifts the sifter casually, shaking flour over her palms.

Her hands now dusted, she turns around with both hands lifted, the same intense and focused expression she has when she is about to begin a Y-incision.

“Well, we better check,” she says, starting to walk behind him.

He whirls around to keep his front facing her. “Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?”

“Mulder,” she says with stone-faced seriousness. “There is possibly an apparition in this kitchen with a proclivity for grabbing asses. We need to rule out that you haven’t been a victim.”

“The flour on your hands,” Mulder says. “What’s your plan for that, exactly?”

Scully shakes her head, trying to walk around him again. “I’m surprised at you, Mulder. Afraid of flour?”

Mulder chokes a nervous laugh, backing protectively against the counter. “Is that — is that what I’m afraid of?”

“You tell me,” she says, tipping her head and smirking.

It’s almost painfully attractive, this flour-coated aggression. Mulder realizes there is no reason on earth not to call her bluff.

“Well, okay,” he says softly, “I guess you’re right.” He steps away from the counter, shifting his hip to give her full access to his ass. “Go ahead.”

Her eyes dip to his rear end and back up to his eyes. She doesn’t move. The smirk has faltered.

“No?” he says. “Don’t see handprints, Scully?”

“No handprints,” she says, her voice suddenly pitched lower.

Her flour-y hands are still extended in the air, like she is surrendering. He reaches out and, without stopping to think about it, pins one of her small hands in between his palms.

She stares at their hands, her expression unreadable, as he slides his wide palms slowly over the surface area of her tiny trapped hand, coating his hands entirely with the flour. Her fingers, slick with flour, feel unbelievably soft in his. He abruptly lets go. Repeats the action with the other tiny hand.

Then he takes both of her hands in his, and he drags them around his waist, looping them all the way around his back.

Which means, of course, that he is pulling her towards him, tugging her flour-covered body nearly flush against his.

He doesn’t stop until he has planted her hands on his ass.

She’s staring up at him, shocked, her eyes running quickly all over his face as if searching for clues for what to do next. Her hands stay placed where they are, lightly pressed on each cheek. She makes no move to pull away.

Emboldened, he reaches around and places his own newly-floured hands tentatively on the curves of her ass, watching her expression closely as he does.

Her eyes remain locked on his, as though waiting. He tightens his hold on her backside and moves his thumbs back and forth against the curve there.

She inhales quickly in response, her mouth falling slightly open. He leans down and kisses her through the flour dusting their lips.

Ever-so-slightly, he feels her hands squeeze the back of his pants, and that’s enough to set Mulder on fire.

He clutches her ass and kisses her harder, covering her mouth with his and tilting his head hungrily to improve the angle. His cheeks brush repeatedly over hers, her clothes rub against his, and he knows there’s fucking flour everywhere. He would normally put his hands on her cheeks or head to kiss her in some more precise, controlled way, but the feel of her round little ass in his hands is too amazing to abandon.

A tiny whimper from her. And fuck, fingernails clutching at his ass cheeks. Her tongue in his mouth, darting with movements as greedy as his. For several heart-stopping minutes they stand there and make out like frantic kids in the storage room of a bakery. Her hot breath is ginger and cinnamon, and her body is warm and squirmy against his. Mulder begins to feel like he’s fallen into some alternate dimension.

Then, abruptly, her hands drop and she stares at him, bewildered, her eyes blinking rapidly. Something seems to have occurred to her.

“We have to…” His mouth, dipping in for a quick spiced kiss again, interrupts her sentence. “…put more cookies in the oven.”

“Do…we?” He kisses very softly down the side of her neck, headed for where the strap of that apron sits on her shoulder at the opening of her shirt. He can feel flour tickling his lips and the tip of his nose and on the stubble of his chin, and he‘s thinking he’s definitely 100% into flour now. Flour is a whole new kink.

“Yes,” she breathes. “The rest of the cookies.”

He stops and peers at her face, which is now stained pink under the flour dusting.

“For the cookie exchange,” he says, trying to hold the thread of what she’s saying. There seems to be some flour trapped in his eyelashes. He blinks it away.

“Yeah,” she agrees, nodding solemnly, her gaze shifting away.

He reluctantly releases his grip on her. “All right,” he says. “Yeah. Cookies.”

She slips away, and as she turns around, he sees the prints on her pants now are chaotic echoes.

“You get the trays,” she says, swallowing, pushing her hair back nervously behind her ears. “The dough is in the fridge.”

“Yep. Yep,” he says, trying to pull himself together. It feels like he just woke up too fast from a very intense erotic dream. He absentmindedly grabs the cookie trays without oven mitts, but luckily they are only a little hot.

Side by side they begin the process of filling the trays. Scully scoops the dough into little balls, then hands them to Mulder, who rolls them in white sugar and arranges them on the sheets.

The kitchen is suddenly too quiet; the scrape of her spoon against the bowl suddenly jarring. He wishes she’d make a joke. Or that he would. There should be some light conversation to normalize what just happened, and they should make it right now, before it is too late.

When the trays are full of brown dough balls glittering with sugar, he tries to meet her eyes, but she darts them past him towards the oven without sparing him a glance. It has to be on purpose. He’s certain it is.

After she closes the oven door, she stares at it a moment, her back to him, and he sees her shoulders rise and fall just slightly. Then her small hands reach out and set the oven timer.

“Okay,” she says flatly. “Ten minutes.” She doesn’t turn around.

“It’s late,” he says in a low voice, testing the waters. “You could probably handle getting this last batch out on your own, huh?”

She turns around, her eyes level, revealing nothing. “That’s true.”

“Maybe I should go?”

A half-second pause. “Probably.”

If her clothing didn’t look a little extra disheveled, if her lips didn’t look a little wet, he would almost believe it didn’t happen, that it was his momentary late night flight of delusional fantasy.

“Well,” he says, keeping his voice as everyday and casual as he can, heading past her to the table to pick up his folder of photos and his coat. “I need to talk to you about the case at some point tomorrow. Maybe after your cookie thing. Give me a call.”

“Okay. Thank you for your help,” she says in a distant, too-formal voice.

He pauses to look at her again. Is it his imagination, or did her lip just tremble? It’s hard to say, because her expression seems so stoic.

“I didn’t mind helping,” he replies carefully. “It was no problem. It was fun.”

This is where he should leave. He reaches for his coat. But instead of picking it up, his hand rests on it a moment—no doubt getting some fucking flour on it —and he looks back up to meet Scully’s gaze again. Her eyes are wide and wet.

“A quick question though.”

“Okay.” Caution falls like a curtain over her face.

“I guess I was just wondering if that—“ He gestures to the kitchen counter, to the location of their makeout session. “If that was something you think we might ever do again,” he says. “Or if that was it. Late night mistake, holiday stress, et cetera.”

“Mulder—”

“You don’t have to decide now,” he says. “No pressure. I was just wondering. I’m going to want to know at some point.”

She runs a hand through her hair, which again just sends more stormy swirls of flour through it. Her tongue darts out lightning fast over her bottom lip, her nervous tell.

“All right,” she says finally.

“Good,” he says. “Well, then I’ll be—”

“Mulder,” she continues, interrupting.

“Yeah?” he says, frowning.

“Stay and help.”

He steps around the table, over his bag sitting on the floor. “Stay and help. With … taking the cookies out?”

“Yes,” she says.

“Okay.” He doesn’t move, uncertain. “If you want me to.”

There’s a pause. She looks at her feet, and then lifts her eyes, slowly, to lock on his. The determined look there, one he’s not sure he’s seen before, startles him.

“It just seems to me that if you’re going to start a project in the kitchen,” she says precisely, “you should be prepared to finish it.”

Mulder stares at her, processing her statement.

“Oh,” he says. “Oh.”

He has her pressed against her kitchen counter in seconds, this time his hands cupping her jawbones, some part of him wanting to eat her whole. Her hands are dragging at him, pulling him closer and closer, although he is really as close as he can be at this moment. He kisses her fiercely; she doesn’t yield an inch.

***

Twenty minutes later, they realize the timer has been going off for quite some time. Mulder has his hand slipped down her pants, which are unfastened, frilly apron hitched up.

“That’s–that’s the cookies,” she hisses into his ear. Nodding tightly, he fishes his hand out from between her legs. They stare at one another forehead to forehead for a moment before the need for haste sinks in, and then they kick into action.

They rush to the oven, Scully’s pants undone and Mulder’s awkwardly tenting. Scully scrambles to find the oven mitts and takes the trays out, setting each down on the stovetop with a clatter.

It’s immediately clear that the cookies are far too brown at the edges. A few have what look to be blackened underbellies. Not exchange worthy.

“Shit,” Mulder says, eyeing Scully nervously.

She’s looking down at them with a shell-shocked expression, her hair a snowy mess and her pants drooping around her hips.

“You’re short 24 cookies, Scully,” he adds. Probably unnecessarily, he realizes. She can count.

Almost imperceptibly she nods, continuing to stare at the trays.

Then, slowly, she looks up. Her eyes lock on his. To his astonishment, her face transforms. It’s like she is remembering some incredible, delicious secret.

Taking a step towards him, she runs her fingers up the length of him through his jeans, where he is still very noticeably hard. With bright eyes, she pushes up on her toes and catches his bottom lip between hers, taking a teasing nibble.

“It’s okay,” she says, her words barely more than a whisper. “We can make more cookies.”

He likes this attitude, he really does, but he can’t help but look at her quizzically. “More cookies? Tonight? Are you sure?”

“In the morning,” she says, her lips now grazing his jawline. “We’ll figure it out in the morning.”

“Oh … yeah?” He likes the sound of being there in the morning. He also likes the feel of her plush lips moving along the lines of his face and her hand running up and down the fly of his jeans.

“Before we go to the exchange.” She leans in and kisses him, then draws back to study his reaction. His face erupts into a ridiculous, giddy smile.

“We sure fucking will,” he says. “We’re an unstoppable baking team, Scully.”

He places a hand on each cheek of her rear end and hoists her against him, her legs curling around his waist. She smiles and wraps her arms around his neck as he carries her towards the bedroom. They leave a trail of flour behind them.

[boxwinebaddie]

THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!! Ninaaa!! if ur down for it u should reverse it and ravens nicknames for jersey

aaaaa! i am so glad you liked them!

maybe it's pride month, but i was feeling extremely strong #gayvesey inspiration today and yesterday, so i decided to punk rock n roll w/ it.

anyways! here are some ravenstan to jerseykyle ones. i apologize, some of these are cute, some of these are funny ( all of them are funny p much ) but some of them are a little nsfwish and out of pocket, but...i gotta live my wlw nasty girl x mlm nasty boy truth.

-( new ) jersey ( alternatively: yersey <3 )

-head ;) of the ravenstan fan club ( u kno it )

-stan's white boy of the week ( high honor )

-kyscraper ( 6ft tall and super strong )

-columbia / encykylpedia ( big brain )

-trophy husband :* ( kyle was sooo mad )

-dork diaries ( bruUuuUutal oh my god )

-mic check ( teeesting ;) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... )

-knockout [ k.o ] ( self explanatory, fine n scary )

-freckles / pecas ( rs x spotty boys )

-mi sabelotodo ( smart ass king smh )

-backpack ( manz packin back there )

-white yagami ( r.s. was laughing so hard )

-sexy librarian boy ( stacks on stacks )

-human redwood tree ( rs fav tree )

-ky-pod ( u know...for his three legs )

-my ky tea <3 ( ily barista jersey )

-gingersnap ( he is fiesty )

-papi chulo ( started as a joke but…>.> )

-temple broan / red wine superbrova ( they r fans )

-fruit punch ( gay and will beat u up )

-the best seat in the house ( yeeeep )

-tamarindo ( ft. curb, orange boy moment )

-late nite bite xx ( a snacccc ;))) )

-mi amor, mi vida ( i’m not crying, u are )

-my kyropractor ( blowin his back out )

-supermodel un ( slaying down the law )

-four eyes ( as in 4 my eyes ONLY, bitch! )

-( put those ) green eyes ;) ( between my thighs )

-cpt. irons his underpants ( rooooasted! )

-pelirrojo ( manz red hot )

-my personal bodyguard ( stan is spoiled )

[ziracona]

Who of the DBD original killers do you think would be cool to see in horror movies? What characters do you think have the most potential for a film and what do you think it should/could be like?

Interesting question! Let’s see: Lisa, Sally, Philip, Max, Evan, Herman, Anna, Kenneth, Rin, Frank/Julie/Susie/Joey, Adiris, Danny (kind of), Kazan, Caleb, Talbot, and the Deshayes.

Hmmmm. Danny would work the least well as an original product, because he’s also a Scream expy thing. And then I also don’t think Talbot would work well outside a very DbD like in-universe heavy story, because he just has so much realm context backstory.

Out of the others, they all have potential. Basically none of the sympathetic ones would work as standalone horror characters, because they just didn’t like, /do/ murders before in-realm or live horror lives. The exceptions being Charlotte, Legion, Anna, Max, and Lisa. A lot of the others are definitely interesting enough to be really cool to watch their backstory lives, just, it wouldn’t be traditional horror. Charlotte and Lisa wouldn’t be the antagonists, but they /did/ both live complex horror lives before the realm, and there’s a lot of tragic potential there. Anna, Max, and Legion are all fairly sympathetic killers, but they /did/ live horror experiences before their time in-realm, so they have potential too. Out of them, I think Anna would be the strangest to adapt as traditional horror, since so much of her genre is tragedy and drama, and a narrative from her pov doesn’t play her as living a horror story, while Max and Legion’s do. It /could/ be crazy sad and work though, especially if you say, started the film from the pov of a kid who is kidnapped by her and the family who loses the child, and then only slowly as Anna goes from this horrific thing that kills people and steals children and eats human, to a weird kidnapper mother-wannabe, does she become less a monster and more complex. Maybe then you get flashbacks. It’d be dark, though, because even if you learned her past and understood what she’s been through and why she did what she did, and she and the child form any kind of bond, and she’s temporarily happy with a daughter and full of affection, you know none of her kids ever lived, so it would have to end with the child she’s had a few slow heartwarming moments with falling ill and her working hard to make her better, keep her warm, only to return from a hunt or panicked mission to collect herbs, relieved to have found what she needs, only to find a cold lifeless body waiting. Which she cradles for hours weeping, and then goes to bury finally behind the house, and only then does the audience realize this is one more joining fourteen graves that have come before it. And god, that’s just...so dismal. Chilling.

Uhhh, Max could be really good, but I would be so afraid people would adapt him badly because mentally ill and disabled antagonists in horror like, almost without fail are disgustingly treated. So, this one gives me fear. It could be a really nice character study, slow understanding movie though, where you go from identifying with him and him being the character in a horror situation, to the monster at the end of the film killing anything who comes near him in a frenzied need to be left alone. Also a very tragic and dark film.

The Legion would be a top pick, because it’s less dark and more like, unique? As far as horror goes. You get these kids, kind of a Gingersnaps, The Craft feel horror, with character-driven and a slow build into the actual horror of it all. Things only spiral slowly, and you like and sympathize with at least to some degree the stupid shit teens by the time things fall apart and their is blood on their hands. And there’s just--so much in the air. One murder. Unplanned. Punk troublemakers that just went off the edge into something darker on accident, and never really have time to choose what this means for them as people or if they’ll come back, because they are still in the immediate turmoil of processing that first kill when the Entity grabs them all. Could be really sick. Also there’s so much sweet-tragedy to work with here, I die for it. Ahhh, and baby Jeff Johansen! --Side note: while I think a lot of these would be cool horror films, honestly, I wouldn’t make horror flicks out of any of them. The reason isn’t that they would be bad films, but that I think the ideal way to adapt dbd killers cinematically would be in like, a DbD tie-in miniseries that’s a collection of stories that gives you backstories like archives does, but does it /way/ better. Like how Overwatch does character short films periodically for lore, except longer and probably live action. Or like the Coming To America segments in American Gods before episodes/chapters that introduce characters or backstory. I fkn love that concept in media when it’s done well. I think it would be super sick, and it would be a great way to tie things into dbd while letting different killers have unique flavors and storytelling styles to their shortfilms. (Honestly, DbD as a concept could make for some /fantastic/ tv show material. I’d /love/ to adapt it. And if there /was/ a show, it would be really cool to periodically have episodes that are just character backstories before you go back to the like, over-arching realtime plot).

Uhhhh, Lisa’s would be tragic, and it would /have/ to go full story. Poor kid just living her life, to kidnapped and struggling to survive. Trying to escape. Canibalized and tortured horribly. Eventually dying and vowing revenge. All the way to twisted and abused by the Entity, doing things she never ever would have chosen for herself, for just the...the fucking wholesale tragedy of her. Honestly, if DbD had a show, she’d be a /fantastic/ choice for first or second killer to get a backstory segment or episode, because like, people new to the media would understandably be like ‘yo these monsters are all 100% evil’ but then you get Lisa and you’re like ‘Oh fuck. That was one of the creepiest, and really she’s some poor young woman who needs rescuing as much as the survivors,’ and then there’s just so much left up in the air to question--who else is like her? And who is like Danny, or Freddy? Who is somewhere in between? Great for storytelling.

Uhhh, it’d take a long time to break down how I’d adapt all of these even with me doing shortform like this so I’ll try to be brief. Let me see. Charlotte would be great horror, back to the original question, not my miniseries fantasy, because her whole life is a horror film she’s the victim in, but her situation is complex and fascinating, and she’s a kid, and it’s so tragic, but not in a pointless way. Her life was full of love and pain, but it mattered, to her, to her mom who loved her and died for her, and to the baby brother whose corpse she couldn’t stop cradling and literally carrying not just with but in her. I think you’d have to finish that heartbroken for the girl, and hoping somehow she is able to find healing in whatever time she has left.

Sally and Philip both went through awful stuff, but Philip’s is not really a subject for just a horror film--although his time in Autohaven could be. Sally also had horrific experiences at her job, but again, like Max, less excited about this one because I don’t trust many people to do a good job with an asylum story. If done well, could be really tragic. Watching her fall apart trying to care about the people who just deserve help, and falling apart being abused by the criminals kept right in the next room over. The horrific ‘treatments’, the slow influence of the Entity whispering in her head, her finally fracturing and believing so completely she is saving people by purifying them and setting them free while she smothers a young boy who trusted her to death. Devastating. And Philip’s life overall and his time in autohaven lend themselves very well to horror, and he’d be a magnificent protagonist, I just don’t think if it was mostly the stuff in America, that that’s a full-length movie. Could be a really great like 45 minute short film. God, poor Philip. He deserved /none/ of this. Uhhh, Rin’s is horrific, with her as the victim, but like Philip, there’s not a /ton/ of buildup, so short film, not feature? Also God, poor Rin. She was just a kid. Doing her best. Please, Entity, fucking stop this.

This leaves Evan, Herman, Kenneth, Adiris, Kazan, and Caleb. Out of these, Caleb would make for a really good movie, but I don’t think it would be a horror film? It’d be a drama, or action-adventure. I mean don’t get me wrong--dark drama--his life was fucked--but like, it isn’t very horror-genre. Kenneth would be super gross but he fits classic horror well so if you want a killer clown, let’s goooo, but like? It’d just be two hours of him drugging, torturing and assaulting and then killing kids, teens, young adults, adults, and old people? And like, almost getting caught but not, and then being recruited by the Entity? And there’s just...not a story in there I see very worth telling? So I’d hard pass. Gross.

Uhhhh, Herman is boring if he’s rewrite. Torture bastard but like with mad scientist vibes is more interesting, and I could dig a CIA is evil film. Only, since he canonically kills /everybody/ in the building, you’d either have to retcon, or have a very disappointing film. Because Herman can’t be the pov character if he’s mad scientist Herman--you kinda need to see that from the outside at least as like, a deuteragonist. Not that horror is always disappointing if the cast all dies--sometimes that works--but like. Given the plotline I know Herman’s life takes, I can’t see your protag being slowly mind control tortured and then eventually experimented on and ripped apart until they die Herman’s last day being a very worthwhile storyline. If you retcon the complete losses though, and have maybe a spy who is the pov character, experimented on a lot, tries to escape and is punished, maybe tries to help a friend, tries to kill Herman in retribution for what he does to a colleague, and last day, somehow finds a way to survive whatever is done to them/not end up vegetative for the rest of their life or dead? Maybe puts a plan into action and messes up a machine and gets hit with a much lower than it looks like dosage of electricity and fakes vegetative, and survives, and witnesses the Entity come and take Herman even, and the Entity notices them and is like “Okay...more free food” so you have a last minute terrified beat to shit spy trying to break free of arm restraints and escape the place before the Entity gets them. Maybe rescues someone else too? Then baybeee we got a story with a great antag! Throw in a new protag to spice it up and u got something I’d like to see. If it’s just torture man lover Herman -the mad scientist aspect, I am not super interested but it’s not a /hard/ pass. I keep this pitch, it just becomes a less interesting film.

Adiris baby, I’m so sorry I didn’t do you with the sympathetic killers you know I love you your name was just late in my list because of how I typed it. Uhhh, her life doesn’t lend well to horror, although she’s a fantastic drama or epic. I’d love to see a major focus on her in-relam in a show, but as far as this question goes, I just don’t think that’s her genre.

This leaves Kazan and Evan. Guess I lied before about not going into any detail TuT but I’ll try. Uhhh. Kazan I am just not that interested in the story of? Man goes around killing farmers brutally for no reason. It’s less horror, more historical drama, unless you take the pov of a victim who seeks revenge or something. So, like Herman, he’d need a pov character fix to make it work. But the end result I find much less compelling. I’d probably pass. It’s just not that interesting to me.

Evan. Well, he’d be a good film I think. Classic horror. Rich, privileged, conceited bastard. Even worse father. Dead mom, drama as a young man. Becomes a horrific monster and loves it, cooks workers to death in his foundry furnace for no reason except sadism, lots of kidnapping workers and forcing them into slavery for him and then horrific murder. Kinda a torture-porn leaning here if you’re not careful, but it could be a really solid flick. I don’t think any of his victims survive though, so without a retcon, it’d be a pretty damn dark one. You could have any number of pov characters that just end up burned to death, or beaten to death, or buried alive and suffocated or starved, crushed to death. You could follow Evan and just be overwhelmed with horror and disgust for the person he becomes. But it works better than some of the other dark horror options, so I’d say it has potential. Especially as a lead-in to DbD, because then it works better as a storyline, because it isn’t totally over.

Hope you enjoyed this! Again though, a lot of these could make nice movies, but I think like 45 minute episode TV show for DbD would be ideal, and they’d all make /phenomenal/ backstory short films. Even the ones that really don’t lend to standalone feature.

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Hiya!! Could I get a matchup? A INFP type person, punk rock, piercings, chunky transman. Nickname is Red or Gingersnap bc of his temper and red hair. Protective of his people once he gets attached, "do no harm, take no shit" type. Might have once knocked out a biker in a bar fight. Spray paint is a hobby. Likes spooky shit.

After thinking for a little bit, I decided to give you ... Frank (Overfell Sans)! Here are a few reasons why! First of all, Frank would be completely into your temper, because he is used to his baby brother. He also has had quite a few bar fights and would respect you for the fact that you won in a bar fight. He would also probably join you in spray painting and would invite you to visit abandoned places with him. 

* Their  age: Human age: 32 years old 

* Their  height: 5'7 feet

* Their  yandere type: Harmless Yandere

* Their  dere type: Deredere

* Their  Sexuality: Cisgender male Demisexual Biromantic (Male preference)

A . How would they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? - Frank would probably bring some delicious food over, before hugging you and kissing you. Would probably invite you to watch a movie with him, before cuddling with you.

B. What type of future are they planning with their lover? - Frank has been putting money away so the two of you could actually get married and move into an hour together. He loves you so much, that it’s only right that he takes the responsibility for you.

C. What is the scariest moment with them? - Frank is pretty strong because of his job, and he knows people around, so he can make anyone he wants to disappear. That’s why it best to not anger him or make him feel jealous. 

D. How do they usually act with their lover? - Frank is usually a very affectionate person. He knows how to make you putty in his arms, and he will always make sure to make you remember that you are the most important person to him, besides his brother. 

E. How would they court their lover before? - Frank would probably meet you at his shop and would befriend you. It wouldn’t take long for him to realize he likes you. Because of that, he would start inviting you out more often, before asking you out. 

F. What's their favorite memory/thing in the relationship? - Your first date. He honestly loved it. Every time he thinks about it, it’s like his heart is about to leap out of his chest. 

[laueana]

49, 55, 57, 63, 78, 82 for the ask game ☺️

49. Do you dance in the car?

nope! i sometimes sing in the car tho

 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 

don't really have a favorite! i like peach, apple, cherry, blackberry... 

 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 

kinda. i haven't personally experienced anything (and i do think people tend to imagine things) but i think some places do have traces or presences left from tragic deaths. 

 63. First concert? 

the very first would have been 2 local punk shows when i was like 13 but i don't even remember the bands. otherwise it would be the kills in 2017 

 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 

THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS, queens of the stone age, miles kane, orville peck, dream wife + those i've already seen again (the kills, arctic monkeys, mini mansions, alexandra savior, starcrawler)

 82. Favorite type of cookie? 

gingersnaps? idk i like chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, mexican wedding, anything lemon...

[theinkquiry]

Christmas at the Tower

Prompt: Quick snapshots of what’s going on at Avengers Tower this Christmas

Starring: Peter and Tony, Steve and Bucky, Clint and Nat, & Thor and Loki

A/N: I haven’t posted in a ridiculously long amount of time, but I decided to get my ass in gear for the holidays. I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of 2018 and get lots of great gifts this year!

December 24th, 11:59 PM- Iron-Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

Tony yawned as he watched his bots drill in the final pieces on his new Reindeer Revolver 2.5. A t-shirt launcher style machine that could fire reindeer plushies with maximum speed, silence, and accuracy. That’ll show Barton. He grabbed his mug and tried to take a big gulp, only to be met with a few cold drops of coffee and disappointment.

“FRIDAY, whip me up a fresh brew.” Tony put down the mug and rubbed his eyes.

“Apologies, Mr. Stark. Mr. Parker has insisted you get a good night’s rest instead.” The AI replied. Tony could hear the smugness in her robotic voice.

“Since when did the kid-”

“He’s here, Mr. Stark.” FRIDAY cut him off.

Right on cue, the elevator chimed. Tony swiveled around just in time to see a tinsel-covered Peter barrelling towards him. He barely had time to get up before he caught the boy in his arms. A crinkling package the size of his upper body blocking most of his view.

“Merry Christmas, Mr. Stark!” Peter hopped back, holding out his slightly crushed gift.

Tony took the package off the boy’s hands with a chuckle. “Aren’t you supposed to be in bed, kid?”

“I wanted to be the first one to give you your present. Aunt May helped me with the wrapping, but I picked it out and put the bow on top.” Peter pointed to the little robots wearing Santa hats. He looked up at the man with bated breath.

Tony shook the package back and forth, holding it up to his ear. “Is it… a new robot?”

Peter rolled his eyes. “Come on, Mr. Stark, just open it already!”

“Alright, alright. Here we go!” Tony peeled off the tape, trying not to ruin the packaging. Taking a look at Peter, he tore open the wrappers faster. The boy looked like he would combust if Tony didn’t open it right that moment. Leaving the loose paper on the floor, he held up a familiarly dressed teddy bear.

“It’s you!” Peter exclaimed. “At first I thought it would be kinda dumb, but then Build-A-Bear just had to go and release the new Ironman bear. But when I went it was like, totally off. They couldn’t even get your hair right, so I got a regular bear and did it right. If you press the arc reactor, it’ll make laser noises. Isn’t that cool?”

Peter seemed to shrink as he rambled on. The poor kid, Tony thought. He was at a loss for what to say. He put in so much effort just to get a bear to look just like him. It had the little sunglasses and a tiny suit and everything. And true to his word, the arc reactor let out sound effects upon being pressed.

“This is, by far, the most handsome bear I’ve ever seen. Wouldn’t you agree, FRIDAY?” Tony held it up for inspection.

“Indeed, sir,” FRIDAY responded.

“You really like it?” Peter clasped his hands together.

Tony nodded and pat his head. “Of course I do! Look at this guy, he’s just like me! Only thing missing is a little matching spider-son bear. Hey, FRIDAY remind me to get that in the works tomorrow-”

“On it, sir.”

“-Thank you for the gift, Peter. I really appreciate it. This is by far going to be the best gift I’ve gotten.”

Peter looked like he was going to burst into tears. “I’m so glad you like it, Mr. Stark.”

“Aw, don’t cry on me kid. C’mere.” Tony opened his arms for a hug and was promptly tackled to the floor by the boy. It wasn’t as soft as he’d expected, but he laid there on the floor and hugged Peter as tightly as he could. He didn’t even mind breathing in the tinsel and aroma of burnt cookies from his holiday sweater.

“Sorry, Mr. Stark.” Peter scratched his head after helping the older man up.

“Don’t sweat it, kid. These kinds of reflexes are what makes you a top mark Avenger,” Tony grinned. Peter’s smile alone could have made ten Christmasses for the billionaire. “Say, why don’t we go up for some late night cocoa, get some rest, and then you can help me put the finishing touches on my Reindeer Revolver tomorrow morning?”

“Really?” Peter’s mouth was agape.

“Sure!” Tony nodded. “Your Aunt May can help too. She makes the best gingersnap cookies, I swear.”

The two stepped into the elevator and rode it all the way up to the main living space. A twinkling tree and pile of gifts greeted them upon entering the room. Tony pulled out two mugs as Peter fished out the cocoa powder and milk.

“Merry Christmas, Mr. Stark.”

“You too, kid. You too.”

December 25th, 8:00 AM- Two Old Hoots

It wasn’t exactly the most traditional thing to be out and about on Christmas morning. Everyone was probably back at the tower enjoying the premium heating and eating chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. Part of him wanted to be back there with them, laughing and celebrating, but another part of Steve told him that he needed to be here. Walking around Central Park on the jolliest day of the year all by himself.

It was tranquil and cold. It had snowed just two days ago, covering the park in fluffy white flakes and crystal ice. There wasn’t a single soul in sight, except for the occasional squirrel and bird. Deeper into the park, the city noises faded away and all Steve was left with was his own thoughts and the whispering wind.

Here it felt less like he didn’t belong. It was familiar, even if a lot has changed in the park itself as well. He could close his eyes and imagine the winters he used to know. Him and Bucky sledding down hills and collapsing in a giant pile of stitched jackets and snow at the bottom. Peeking through shop windows for toys that they couldn’t afford. Sitting near the fireplace and talking about nothing for hours, huddling closer for warmth.

Opening his eyes and being greeted with none of it. Sometimes Steve was so confused on how he felt about just existing. If he really was supposed to be here, or if he should have just spent another Christmas taking an ice nap. He exhaled, releasing a single cloud of cold breath into the air.

“Thought I’d find you here.”

Steve turned his head. A few steps behind him stood Bucky, wrapped up in a giant knit hat and scarf. His hands shoved into his pockets, and hair covering part of his face.

“How’d ya know?” Steve went back to gazing at the frozen lake.

He heard Bucky stand next to him and wrap an arm around his shoulders. “Call it intuition or years of training as the perfect tracker.”

Steve let out a single snort.

Bucky sighed. “We missed you at the tower this mornin’. I figured you just needed to clear your head. Presents already got opened though, so I figured I’d bring yours to you.”

Steve cocked his eyebrow and Bucky fished out two rectangles from inside his coat.

“It ain’t everything. Peter got you something the size of the tree, and I wasn’t gonna lug it all the way out here for your sorry ass. But these two are from me.”

Steve snorted. “That’s one way to start a Christmas.”

“Says the guy who got up at the crack of dawn to mope in a park.” Bucky elbowed the supersoldier. “Now are you gonna open ‘em?”

He gingerly unwrapped the package, revealing a picture frame. Turning it around, Steve gasped. “It’s…”

A very old photograph was tucked between the glass. Steve hadn’t seen it in decades. He recognized it as an old picture from his youth with Bucky. The two goofing off and having the grandest old time at Brighton Beach. His ma used to have it up near the radio back in the old Brooklyn apartment.

“Tony helped me track it down. I figured you could use it just about now.” Bucky squeezed his shoulder. Steve rested his head on his chest, letting a few rare tears escape from his eyes.

“It’s perfect, Buck.” He clutched the frame close to his chest and felt a wave of emotion sweep over him.

“Don’t you want to open up the other one too?”

Steve wiped away the tears with his sleeve, laughing. He handed over the first gift to Bucky while opening the second one. It was another picture, except taken in the 21st century. A snapshot of mornings at Avengers Tower. Taken by Peter, by the looks of it. The young boy tried to get into frame while holding the camera, only managing to capture the top half of his face. Steve knew he was smiling though. In the corner, Stark was scrolling through his phone but looked up just in time to shoot a casual smile. Nat had one of her friendlier blank faces on as she sipped on a cup of tea. In the back, Bruce and Thor could be seen chatting animatedly about something while Clint stuck his tongue out, holding a mug that read “Best Bird Dad.”

And right in the middle was Steve and Bucky curled up on the couch. The latter still grumpy from being woken up too early, but Steve was smiling.

Looking at it, he was overcome with a strange sense of peace. It didn’t feel like the good old days, but it did feel like home.

He looked up at Bucky, puzzled. The man only shrugged. “I know you miss it. The simpler days. Trust me, I know how you feel. We’ve lost so much and we’ve struggled. I don’t know how to explain it all that well, but I know that we ain’t alone.”

“Bucky…”

“I miss ‘em too. My ma, your ma, Becky… I know it’s not the forties anymore, but I just wanted you to know that you’ve still got a family. And you’ve still got me.”

Steve took another look at the two pictures. He still got a family.

“Now let’s head back before Tony eats all of the cookies. Peter said he saved some for me, but that kid’s big heart leads to trouble. All Tony needs to do is flash his sad dad eyes.”

The two burst out laughing as they headed out, hand in hand.

“Maybe it’s a sign that you should lay off the sweets then, punk.” Steve punched his arm.

“Jerk.” Bucky shoved him.

Walking back to the tower, Steve’s heart felt lighter.

December 25th, 2:39 PM- Reindeers, Hawks, and Spiders

Fwoop!

“Ow! That is it!” Clint stomped his foot and got up from the couch. A plush reindeer fell from his lap. Scooping it up, the archer marched down the hall and knocked on Natasha’s door ten times.

Nat opened the door to find a fuming Clint. “Merry Christmas to you too, Barton.”

“Cut the bullshit, Nat. I need your help.” Clint invited himself in and sat down on the purple beanbag chair. Nat had to buy it after the thirtieth time Clint came barging in like this.

Nat looked both ways in the hall before shutting her door. She was just in the middle of a movie marathon and a piping hot cup of jasmine tea. “What can I do that Prancer there can’t?”

Clint scoffed. “First of all, this is Vixen. You can tell by the antler shape. Second of all, revenge.”

The redhead stayed silent, making exaggeratedly loud sips.

“Stark’s stupid reindeer gun has been pelting me with these freaking deer all day long! All because I left one on his desk.”

“Really. Just one?” Nat didn’t sound convinced.

Clint whistled. “Yeah, one… every day for the entire month.”

Nat groaned. “This was your own doing!”

“Come on, Nat! You gotta help me. I got like, twenty in my room alone! I can’t even leave a room without being pelted in the face with one of these.”

“What do you want me to do?” Nat folded her arms.

Clint thought for a moment. “Stark has a little spider minion. Now it is time for me to recruit one of my own.”

“You do realize that, unlike Peter, I can’t shoot webs?”

“Oh don’t worry Nat,” Clint rubbed his hands together. “You don’t need to…”

Tony checked the lab, his room, and even the freezer. Peter was nowhere to be found. Not that the kid had to be next to him at all times, he just had a habit of always being near Tony. Especially when they’re in cahoots like they are now. Peter had been helping the man get Clint back for all the deer pranks. Something told him that not all was right in the Tower. It was way too long since Tony had run into Clint or Peter. In fact, Nat seemed to have disappeared as well. When Tony came by to deliver another batch of cookies, the spy was missing from her usual obscure Russian Christmas movie marathon. He re-entered the living room, coming face to face with the prankee himself.

“End of the line, Stark.” Clint held up two reindeer plushies by their hind legs, pointing them like guns.

Tony drew up his launcher. “I would be very careful with those, Barton.”

The tension in the air was palpable. The two men stared the other down, all the while guarding their weapons. Tony could only fire three plushies at a time. He’d need to go back to the lab or his office for refills. There was actually a sack of three dozen more behind the tree, but Barton didn’t need to know that. The price he had to pay for easy transport. Clint, on the other hand, had at least five more shoved under his sweater, but he would need to successfully hit each time. He may be a good shot, but he sure as hell wouldn’t be faster than an actual deer blaster.

Peter was having the time of his life. He didn’t know what miracle made it come true, but God or Santa must have been real that Christmas day because Natasha finally let him decorate her sweater!

“Aren’t those supposed to be used for Halloween?” She asked as he glued plastic spiders onto her red sweater.

“Yeah, but they fit your aesthetic.” Peter pointed out.

As he stood back to admire his work, which was a ton of spiders with smiley faces on them dancing around a sign that read I hope your Christmas is Deadly Fun!

Even Nat had to admit it wasn’t as bad as she thought it would be. The sound of glass breaking upstairs and a lot of shouting ruined the mood, though.

Peter could feel his Spidey sense go off as he rushed upstairs. The redhead trailed not far behind.

Upon entering the room, it was clear that they had just witnessed the aftermath of a war zone. Piles of reindeer plushies littered the floor. Tony and Clint lay on the floor, covered in Comets and Dashers. A few ornaments were knocked down from the tree, making a giant glittery mess on the floor.

“He started it!” They both shouted at the same time. Peter laughed, taking out his phone to get pictures as Nat shook her head.

“You two are cleaning this mess up.”

December 25th, 7:00 PM- You’re a Green One, Mr. Loki

“I don’t understand why we need to do all of this,” Loki grumbled as Thor plopped an elf hat on him. The younger sibling hadn’t quite taken to the holidays they celebrated on Midgard like his older brother. Upon learning of this fact about himself, the young Spider-boy had dubbed him ‘Mister Grinch’ and got a very good laugh out of everyone from it.

Loki only frowned. They were on their way to visit the Avengers for Stark’s holiday get-together, but the God of Mischief was dragging his feet.

“Come now, brother. Our friends are expecting us. The young lad Peter expressed to me his desire for you especially to join them again this year.” Thor said.

“Really now?” Loki scoffed. “And for what, to unveil to me more names of mockery?”

Thor only grinned. “I know you hold a soft spot in your heart for our Midgard friends. Let us go! You’ll surely feel the spirits of the holidays once we arrive!”

“I don’t think that’s what they meANT!” Loki yelped as Thor whisked them away with his hammer to Midgard.

Upon arriving at the tower, the pair were greeted with raised glasses and hugs all around. The latter coming mostly from Peter.

“Merry Christmas, my fellow Avengers!” Thor’s voice boomed. Loki slunk behind, trying not to draw so much attention. It seemed to work for the most part, as the heroes were all crowding around Thor.

Natasha walked up to him. “Did you bring the God Mead?”

Thor held out the bottle. “Yes, but I’d recommend extreme caution if you were to drink it. It could bring trouble to your tiny mortal bodies.”

“That’s just what I need.” Nat took it and went to pour herself a glass without another word.

Everyone else seemed to be having a blast on their own. Barely sparing a glance at the man all alone and brooding in the corner. The little boy-spider, however; was not as keen to leave him alone.

“Mr. Loki!” Peter rushed up to him. “I got you this!”

Loki didn’t have time to react as Peter put a felt hat in his hands. Unfolding the fabric, he could see that it was another elf hat with the words God of Mischi-ELF embroidered poorly onto it.

“Get it?”

Loki did not, but nodded anyway to spare the boy his feelings. This seemed to work, as Peter continued to talk about lots of other things at a very rapid pace. He could see how he was beginning to take after the antics of Stark.

“I wasn’t gonna sew it on, but I thought I could give embroidery a try and let me tell you, it was not easy. I looked up like thirty different YouTube tutorials. Aunt May tried to help, but I was too far gone by then. Still, I don’t think this was bad for my first time.”

“I could teach you.” Loki knew not what forces prompted him to speak those words. Yet, seeing the young boy’s face light up made a form of pride bubble up inside him.

“Really?” Peter whispered. “You know how to do embroidery?”

Loki shrugged. “Sure. My mother taught me.”

“Wow, Mr. Loki! Thank you so much! Wait ‘til Ned hears about this. I get to learn to embroider from a God!” Peter scurried off to hand Thor a similar hat that read Holly, Jolly, Godly on it.

As discreetly as he could, Loki quietly replaced the hat he was already wearing with the one Peter made for him. Looking at himself in the window reflection, the trickster though that it didn’t look half bad.

“Alright, everyone! Time for pictures!” Tony called. “You too, Mischi-elf.”

Gathering around the tree, Loki sulked in silence as Stark, Clint, and Steve bickered on how best to execute the photo.

“Nice hat.” Natasha appeared next to him.

Loki stared at her sweater curiously. “I could say the same for your Earth garment.”

“Peter.” She answered. The two shared a smile right as they announced the photo was to be taken.

Although it still looked like Loki was being his usual gloomy self in the photograph, if one looked closely they could see the faintest hint of a smile.

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NAME: Gordon Jay Mikaelson NICKNAME(S): Gor by a lot of people; Donnie by his mom AGE: 21 SPECIES: Human

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: Catholic on paper but in practice he’s agnostic leaning towards atheistic SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: At this point, survive his mental illness, but full overarching LANGUAGES KNOWN: English, Italian SECRETS: SAVVIES:

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′11 1/2″ WEIGHT: 175 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: Scars on wrist ABILITIES/POWERS: Guitar, Singing, Sculpting, Painting, Dancing RESTRICTIONS: Crippling self-doubt and depression, anxiety

FAVOURITES. FOOD: Baked Ziti PIZZA TOPPING: Mushrooms   COLOUR: Lilac MUSIC GENRE: Mellow Pop BOOK GENRE: His name is Jared, 19 MOVIE GENRE: Crime Thriller SEASON: Winter CURSE WORD: F*ck SCENT(S): Lavendar

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Verse, Bottom preference SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Strictly Nirvana LIKES BAD PUNS: Sometimes

NAME: Ryan Anthony Schultz NICKNAME(S): Little Boy Blue; Rye AGE: 19 SPECIES:Human

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: He’s Atheistic SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: To thrive in his lifetime and get his mother away from her husband LANGUAGES KNOWN: English, French SECRETS: He used to be a prostitute, used to be a stripper, was heavily abused by his stepfather, blames himself for the death of his first boyfriend SAVVIES: He’s weirdly well traveled for  his background

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′6″ WEIGHT: 110 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: heavily scarred ABILITIES/POWERS: picks up very easily on new information RESTRICTIONS: extremely self conscious

FAVOURITES. FOOD: Gingersnaps PIZZA TOPPING: Pepperoni COLOUR: Orange MUSIC GENRE: He’s not sure BOOK GENRE: He doesn’t read MOVIE GENRE: he barely knows what movies are, he’s always amazed SEASON: Autumn CURSE WORD: Merde, French for Damn it/Shit or other such exclamations SCENT(S): Tea and cookies

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Bottom SINGS IN THE SHOWER: He hums tunes but no singing LIKES BAD PUNS: He loves them

NAME: Xavier Dragov NICKNAME(S): Xav AGE: over 1200, physically 18 SPECIES: Vampire

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: Atheist SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: N/A LANGUAGES KNOWN: English, Russian, Indo-European, Latin, Italian, Spanish, French, Chinese SECRETS: He’s a vampire, and he’s killed hundreds of people over the years SAVVIES: He’s personally responsible for the death of a tyrant

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′9″ WEIGHT: 165 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: Scar on his neck  ABILITIES/POWERS: Teleportation, Super-Strength, Transformation, Light Compulsion, Vague Telekinesis (can only move really small things like marbles) RESTRICTIONS: None of his powers work in the daylight, garlic burns but more like an allergic reaction, also religious iconography  have the same effect as daylight

FAVOURITES. FOOD: Members of the clergy PIZZA TOPPING: Salami COLOUR: Red MUSIC GENRE: Garage Punk BOOK GENRE: Mystery MOVIE GENRE: Horror Suspense SEASON: Winter CURSE WORD: сука (pronounced suka [means bitch]) SCENT(S): Iron, rust, and other metallic, bloody smells

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Top SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Yes LIKES BAD PUNS: He pretends to like them to get to people, but doesn’t care about them

NAME: Paul Emanuel Davis NICKNAME(S): Polly AGE: 19 SPECIES: Human

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: Baptist SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: Write a New York Times best seller LANGUAGES KNOWN: English SECRETS: He’s closeted SAVVIES: He’s gotten published in Brevity

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′9" WEIGHT: 176 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: A birthmark in the shape of Florida on his right pec ABILITIES/POWERS: Can type 85 words a minute RESTRICTIONS: Suffers from writer’s block frequently

FAVOURITES. FOOD: Chicken Caesar Salad PIZZA TOPPING: Chicken and Spinach COLOUR: Pastel Pink MUSIC GENRE: Lofi Pop BOOK GENRE: He likes to read Epistolary novels, like Diary of Anne Frank for structure, but for content he likes Mystery for it’s short chapters and engaging prose MOVIE GENRE: Biopics SEASON: Spring CURSE WORD: Damn SCENT(S): Paper and Fresh Ink

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Bottom SINGS IN THE SHOWER:  Yes LIKES BAD PUNS: Secretly loves them

NAME: Jessie August LeFleur NICKNAME(S): Auggie AGE: 18 SPECIES: Human

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: Agnostic SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: Find a way to balance the lives both his parents have prepared him for LANGUAGES KNOWN: English, French, Japanese SECRETS: He’s not interested in being in charge of either of his parents’ companies SAVVIES: He really likes his mother’s designs and frequently makes his own

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′6″ WEIGHT: 115 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: Freckles ABILITIES/POWERS: Really good at drafting, both tech designs and fashion designs RESTRICTIONS: He thinks he doesn’t have what it takes to make it in his parents’ industries

FAVOURITES. FOOD: Duck A L'orange PIZZA TOPPING: Supreme COLOUR: Alabaster MUSIC GENRE: Bubblegum Pop BOOK GENRE: Romance MOVIE GENRE: Romcoms SEASON: Spring CURSE WORD: Fuck SCENT(S): Rose

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Bottom SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Yes, usually San Cisco, occasionally Coure de Pirate LIKES BAD PUNS: yea

NAME: Michael Kearney NICKNAME(S): Mike AGE: over 180 SPECIES: Vampire

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: Irish Catholic SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: Redeem himself in the eyes of his religion LANGUAGES KNOWN: Irish Gaelic, English SECRETS: He’s not out as a vampire; he still keeps tabs on his lost family SAVVIES: He’s Irish and he loves to make friends with strangers

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′11″ WEIGHT: 180 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: Mark on his neck ABILITIES/POWERS: Mild Compulsion, Light telekinesis (stronger than Xavier but not a showoff), Transformation (weaker than Xavier, total showoff), Super Strength RESTRICTIONS: None of his powers work in the daylight, garlic burns but more like an allergic reaction, also religious iconography  have the same effect as daylight

FAVOURITES. FOOD: He likes strong workmen, buff working women, and dancers PIZZA TOPPING: Green Peppers and Red Peppers COLOUR: Green MUSIC GENRE: Jazz BOOK GENRE: Classics MOVIE GENRE: Thriller SEASON: Summer CURSE WORD: Ceanncac (shithead) SCENT(S): Clover

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Vers-Top SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Very loudly  LIKES BAD PUNS: Loves them

NAME: Juan Guttierez NICKNAME(S): Juanito (by his aunt Elena) Dumbass (by his aunt Elena) AGE: 23 SPECIES: Human

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: Catholic SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: He wants to get better (in theory) LANGUAGES KNOWN: English, Spanish SECRETS: His suicide attempt is not widely known SAVVIES: He’s kind of a party animal

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′10″ WEIGHT: 165 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: A birthmark on his inner thigh in the shape of a cherry (stemless) ABILITIES/POWERS: Can instantly liven up a party RESTRICTIONS: Sometimes he takes things too far, like jokes

FAVOURITES. FOOD: Mozzarella Sticks PIZZA TOPPING: Sausage COLOUR: Purple MUSIC GENRE: EDM BOOK GENRE: Comic MOVIE GENRE: Superhero SEASON: Summer CURSE WORD: Fuck SCENT(S): The smell of a crowded room  full of hormonal college kids; Warm vanilla

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Depends on the guy SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Yes LIKES BAD PUNS: Loves them

NAME: Elder Eastman NICKNAME(S): Double E (Gymnastics team), L-ien (by Ella Triq), Alien Avenger AGE: 18 SPECIES: Extra-Terrestrial, lineage from a planet in the Hourglass Nebula

PERSONAL. MORALITY: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: Agnostic SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: To protect his family and his city; go to the Olympics LANGUAGES KNOWN: English, Beginner’s Spanish SECRETS: He’s a vigilante protecting the town SAVVIES: He’s an active gymnast

PHYSICAL. BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′8″ WEIGHT: 125 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: He has a scar on his side above his hip from a knifing ABILITIES/POWERS: Appearance modulation (only between his alien and normal selves and various in-between states), Energy manipulation and generation, Hyper Flexibility and agility, elastic skin RESTRICTIONS: Rubber stops him dead in his tracks, dehydrates quickly, needs constant electrolytes

FAVOURITES. FOOD: Pizza PIZZA TOPPING: Anchovy COLOUR: Green MUSIC GENRE: Synthwave BOOK GENRE: Sci-Fi MOVIE GENRE: Sci-Fi SEASON: Autumn CURSE WORD: He doesn’t curse SCENT(S): Cinnamon

FUN STUFF. BOTTOM OR TOP: Vers-Bottom SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Yes LIKES BAD PUNS: Guilty Pleasure

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The 7D - Wikipedia

The 7D is an American children's animated television series produced by Disney Television Animation, which premiered on Disney XD on July 7, 2014. It is a re-imagining of the title characters from the 1937 film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs by Walt Disney Animation Studios, and their adventures prior to the introduction of Snow White.[1][4] The first season consisted of 24 episodes.[5] On December 2, 2014, the series was renewed for a second season.[6][7] On November 25, 2016, Disney XD announced that the series was cancelled after two seasons. The show aired its final episode on November 5, 2016.

The 7D defend the land of Jollywood from the magical villains Grim and Hildy Gloom, who attempt to dethrone Queen Delightful and rule Jollywood.[1] The Glooms attempt to steal magical gems from the 7D mine to aid in their efforts.[8]

Episodes

Characters

The 7D are a group of dwarves who protect Jollywood from the Glooms and other threats. They are the descendants of the dwarves that founded Jollywood. The members of the 7D are:

Bashful (voiced by Billy West)[1] – Bashful is shy and sweet. He harbors a crush on Queen Delightful and hides in embarrassment when he hears Queen Delightful's name.[9] West describes Bashful as a sweet character who tries to catch up to the others. He also likes that Bashful has another side to him.[10]

Doc (voiced by Bill Farmer)[1][11] – Doc comes up with various inventions to help the 7D on their missions and engineered the sky buckets transportation system for all of Jollywood.[9] Farmer has been the voice of Goofy, and also Sleepy in other Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs projects.[10] Farmer said that in making a new take on Doc, he pinches his voice and makes him a little scatterbrained.[12]

Dopey (vocal effects provided by Dee Bradley Baker)[1] – Dopey communicates with whistles, animal sounds, and visual gags. In an interview with Disney Examiner, Baker said that portraying Dopey was easier and allows for more freedom because he uses only animal sounds and whistles.[13]

Grumpy (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)[1] – Grumpy is the aggressive and short-tempered dwarf who wears a flower pot as his hat.[14] He likes to have cheese and likes to wrestle. He can't put up with noises, disgusting things, or injustice. In portraying Grumpy, LaMarche drew inspiration from his friend who is a stockbroker, as well as parts of Danny DeVito's character Louie De Palma from Taxi and Jason Alexander's character George Costanza from Seinfeld.[10][15] In "Gingersnaps and Grumpy Snaps" and "Finders Keepers," it is revealed that Grumpy has a pet goat named Giselle.

Happy (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson)[1] – Happy is joyous and is known for breaking out into song, much to the dismay of Grumpy.[16] Richardson said that he drew inspiration from fellow voice actor Jim Cummings with a "country / New Orleans" voice where he is "always upbeat, always positive," and as "if someone just handed him a beer."[10] Ruegger said that Richardson was the first one of the seven to be cast, and that his voice set the tone for casting the others.[12]

Sleepy (voiced by Stephen Stanton)[1] – Sleepy is always tired. In an interview with Variety, Scott Menville said that Stephen Stanton came up with over fifty different ways to snore.[17]

Sneezy (voiced by Scott Menville)[1] – Sneezy has powerful sneezes and has a variety of allergies that causes him to sneeze.[18] In the episode "Welcome to the Neighborhood," he shows off his handkerchief collection.

The Glooms

Hildy Gloom (voiced by Kelly Osbourne)[19] – Hildy is a witch and Grim's wife. Hildy is Osbourne’s first major voiceover role;[12][20] Osbourne was asked after Disney had auditioned 300 girls. She said that she had not seen the character design, which was created before the auditions, until after she got the job. She describes Hildy as "bad with the best intentions" and calls her "my alter ego – my Sasha Fierce".[20][21]

Grim Gloom (voiced by Jess Harnell)[1] – Grim is a warlock and Hildy's husband. In "The Jollywood Jam", it is revealed that Grim's great-great-great-grandfather was a warlock who was defeated by the Founders of Jollywood. Harnell describes him as "a bad-at-being-bad guy". Regarding his role as a Disney villain, he said that "there's a fine line — especially in 7D, which is a broad comedy — because you don't want to scare little kids".[22] He said "Grim is so awesome because he's totally stupid but he's got a really good heart. He's actually not a bad guy, he's just trying to keep up with his wife, which I guess a lot of us can relate to".[12]

Jollywood characters

Queen Delightful (voiced by Leigh-Allyn Baker)[1] – Queen Delightful is the ditzy ruler of Jollywood. Whenever there is trouble, she goes into a tizzy where she spins around and acts like a police light and siren. She then summons the 7D by pulling a rope for the Bing-Bong Bell.

Lord Starchbottom (voiced by Paul Rugg)[1][23] – Lord Starchbottom is Queen Delightful's personal assistant who is often getting annoyed at the 7D's antics. In portraying Starchbottom, Rugg drew inspiration from Jerry Lewis, whom he and Ruegger both admire.[10]

Recurring characters

Magic Mirror (voiced by Whoopi Goldberg)[24] – The Magic Mirror serves Queen Delightful and resides in the castle's treasure room. In the episode "Mirror, Mirror", the Glooms steal the Magic Mirror from Queen Delightful and replace her with a wise-cracking Not-So-Magic Mirror. After the Magic Mirror was rescued by the 7D, she falls in love with the Not-So-Magic Mirror and dates him.[9]

Crystal Ball (voiced by Jay Leno)[24] – The Crystal Ball is an artifact the Glooms use to spy on Queen Delightful. The Crystal Ball also gives the Glooms some information that they seek. A running gag is that Crystal Ball would often tell jokes that are followed by a laugh track.

Sir Yipsalot (voiced by Bill Farmer)[11][25] – Sir Yipsalot is Queen Delightful's pet dog.[17][18] His favorite treat is pickles.[25]

Squire Peckington (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker)[25] – Squire Peckington is Queen Delightful's pet parrot who is seen perching in her crown.[18]

Snazzy Shazam (voiced by Leigh-Allyn Baker)[26] – Snazzy Shazam is a witch with blonde hair who was Hildy Gloom's rival in school. She frequently competes in the witch contests where Hildy feels like she needs to upstage her. In "Sleepytime", she had put a hundred people to sleep. In "Cat on a Hot Grim Roof," Snazzy brags about having a fashionable black cat. In "Hildyrella", she competes against Hilday in the Ultimate Supreme Sorceress Pageant.

Peaches – Peaches is a slow-moving warthog who pulls the Glooms' carriage.

Giselle (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker)[27] – Grumpy's pet goat. In "Finders Keepers", Giselle develops a friendly rivalry with Peaches.[28] In the episode "When Pigs Fly", it is revealed that Giselle's last name is Munchen.[29] In the episode "Whose Voice Is It Anyway", Giselle is said to have been raised by a bloodhound, and in turn raised Dopey.[30]

Production

The 7D was placed into production in June 2012 for the Disney Junior channel with characters redesigned by Noah Z. Jones.[24][31][32] In an interview with Indiewire, Gimeno said that the pilot episode was done in Flash, but the series was changed to traditional 2D which added production value as Flash was design heavy. The storyboards and pre-production were done at Disney. Animation was produced by Digital eMation in Korea and Toon City in the Philippines.[31] Ruegger also said that the 2D is also better suited for the show's style.[12]

The theme song and many of the in-episode songs are done by Parry Gripp. He describes the song as "in kind of a punk rock style...It's pretty fast and has guitars and the tone of my voice is a bit nasal and aggressive. But the music in the show really varies."[16] In an interview with Geek Mom, Gripp said that he was asked to pitch song ideas for various Disney shows, and that The 7D clicked with his style. He estimates he wrote about 120 songs for the first season, although many are very short and their styles vary. Composer Keith Horn does the orchestration in the show.[3]

Entertainment journalist Jim Hill has noted that some have related the voice ensemble to Marvel's Avengers since it features actors who have voiced in popular cartoon shows. He also noted how many of the crew have worked on Animaniacs, including Tom Ruegger, Sherri Stoner, Paul Rugg, Deanna Oliver, and Randy Rogel. Among the voice actors, LaMarche had voiced Brain, and Jess Harnell had voiced Wakko.[10] Voice director Kelly Ward said "God forbid if anything were to happen when they were all in one place because the voice-over industry would be dealt a crippling blow." The cast usually recorded in ensembles of two to four characters when possible, with Ruegger editing the timing afterwards for characters that recorded separately.[12]

Scott Menville, who voices Sneezy, said that the show takes place before Snow White was born so the Evil Queen from the film will not be there. He also said it is a contemporary take on the film as the characters are hip to the current generation and its pop culture references.[4] Jevon Phillips of Hero Complex also placed the series 30 years or so before Snow White. Ruegger said that the show's demographic differed from his previous works with Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain; however, he was also encouraged by Disney Junior to expand the demographic to include parents.[33]

Broadcast

The 7D debuted on July 7, 2014 on Disney XD,[24] on the Disney Junior block on Disney Channel on December 26, and on the Disney Junior channel in 2015.[6] In Canada, the series began broadcast on July 13 on Disney XD.[34] It premiered on Disney Channel in Southeast Asia on September 7.[35] In Australia, Disney XD began broadcasting the series on December 1.[36]

On December 2, 2014, the series was renewed for a second season,[6] where Ruegger planned to make 39 half-hour episodes.[7] The season premiered on Disney XD on January 23, 2016. The season is slated to have guest stars Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne to play Hildy's parents, Fran Drescher, Amy Sedaris, Jim Belushi, Jay Mohr, George Takei and "Weird Al" Yankovic.[37] On April 25, 2016, co-executive producer Tom Warburton posted on his blog that the second season would be the series' final season and that the crew will be moving on to other projects.[38] The series finale aired on November 5, 2016.

Reception

The 7D premiere broadcast ranked number 2 overall among Disney XD’s animated original-series premieres for kids 2–11 and kids 6–11.[39]

Brian Lowry of Variety wrote poorly of the show, claiming that it has none of the charm of the source material, and that its plots "fall into a sort of No Kid's Land in terms of age groups".[40]Rob Owen wrote in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that the characters were blandly drawn, and that the show was just a chance to capitalize on the film.[41]

The 7D was selected by the Behind the Voice Actors staff for Best Vocal Ensemble in a New Television Series in 2015.[42]

Video games

In June 2014, Disney Publishing Worldwide released "The 7D Mine Train App", an endless-runner video game where the player chooses one of the redesigned 7D dwarfs as their game avatar to pilot a mine car through various levels of the mine, picking up gems. It is loosely associated with the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train attraction at Walt Disney World which opened in May 2014.[43][44]

Disney also released an online game on their Disney XD website called "The 7D Dwarf Track Builder" where players can assemble a mine track or sky bucket course according to the dwarfs' specifications.[45]

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[rhinestonemumma]

Punk skulls day of the dead interchangeable snap button charms for chunk jewellery.

[crypticslytherin]

idk where i found this but im bored so heres some facts n shit

3 Fears : falling, being alone, disappointing my dad

3 things I love : friends, weed, cigarettes

2 turns on : long hair, tall

2 turns off : facial hair, b.o

My best friend : thomas

Sexual orientation : straight

How tall am I : 5′10″

What do I miss right now : friends and family

Favourite color : black

Do I have a crush : yeah

Favourite place : rideau park

What am I listening to right now : rage against the machine

Shoe size : 9

Eye color : brown

Hair color : blonde

Meaning behind my URL : love spider-man

Favourite song : check yes, juliet by wtk

Favourite band : sleep

How I feel right now : bored and impatient

Someone I love : sisters

My current relationship status : single but not looking

My relationship with my parents : pretty good

Favourite season : autumn

Tattoos and piercing i have : 9 piercings

Tattoos and piercing i want : 2 nose, cat skull on neck, dads writting on wrist

The reasons I joined Tumblr : fanfic and fucked up shit

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? : no lmao

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? : no

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? : depends where im going

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days? : no

Where am I right now? : bedroom

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? : depends where i am and what im doing

Do I live with my Mom and Dad? : no

Am I excited for anything? : kind of but not really

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? : yes

How often do I wear a fake smile? : not terribly often

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? : tom holland

What do I think about most? : boys lmao

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? : behind

What was the last lie I told? : told friend i was going to bed because i didnt want to talk

Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? : phone

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? : yes ghosts, aliens not so much

Do I believe in magic? : no

Do I believe in luck? : sometimes

What’s the weather like right now? : decent, its 3am

What was the last book I’ve read? : columbine; a true crime story

Do I have any nicknames? : dickweed, ripley, rips

Do I spend money or save it? : money burns a hole in my pocket

Can I touch my nose with a tounge? : no

Favourite animal? : grizzly

What was I doing last night at 12 AM? : smoking

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? : first punch ptv

What is my favorite word? : dickweed, rad, snot, fucker, wicked, witch

My top 5 blogs on tumblr : idk man i dont pay much attention to specific blogs

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? : quit bitching

Do I have any relatives in jail? : no

What is my current desktop picture? : some ocean bullshit

Had sex? : yes

Bought condoms? : nah theyre free

Gotten pregnant? : thats complicated

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? : yes

Had job? : yes

Smoked weed? : daily

Smoked cigarettes? : daily

Drank alcohol? : yeah, not a fan

Am I a vegetarian/vegan? : no

Been overweight? : yes

Been underweight? : no

Gotten my heart broken? : kind of

Been to prom?: yes

Been in airplane? : yes

Learned another language? :yes, french

Wore make up? : always

Dyed my hair? : too many times

Had a surgery? : no

Met someone famous? : yes, ptv man it was wicked

Stalked someone on a social network? : who hasnt

Been fishing? : yes

Been rejected by a crush? : no, surprisingly

What do I want for birthday? : notebooks, pens, books maybe, weed

Do I like my handwriting? : sometimes

Where do I want to live when older? : where i live now

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? : i dont think so

What I’m really bad at : running

What my greatest achievments are : i dont know if i have any

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me : i dont know. i dont take offence to much. probably anytime someone criticizes my work

What I’d do if I won in a lottery : pay off my parents debt, my debt, buy a house and a car

What do I like about myself : lips i guess

My closest Tumblr friend : none

Any question you’d like? : what

Are you outgoing or shy? : pretty outgoing

What kind of people are you attracted to? :skater punks

Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? : maybe

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? : no

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? : thomas

What does the most recent text that you sent say? : goodnight

What are your 5 favorite songs right now? : man it always changes. dopesmoker by sleep, kissing in cars by ptv, when i go out i want to go out on a chariot of fire by escape the fate, eruption by van halen and duality by slipknot

Do you like it when people play with your hair? : yes

Do you think there is life on other planets? : no, maybe plants and organisms. no people or aliens

Do you like bubble baths? : only in the winter

Do you like your neighbors? : not particularly 

Where would you like to travel? : germany

Favorite part of your daily routine? : doing dumb shit at night

What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? : stomach

What do you do when you wake up? : check my phone

Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? : i like it how it is

Do you ever want to get married? : yes

If your hair long enough for a pony tail? : yes

Would you rather live without TV or music? : without tv

Have you ever liked someone and never told them? : yeah

What are your favorite stores to shop in? : record stores

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? : second chances dont exist to me, people never change

Do you smile at strangers? if they smile at me

Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? : mmmm maybe

Ever wished you were someone else? : always

Favourite makeup brand? : anastasia beverly hills has never done me wrong, otherwise i dont care what im using

Last thing you ate? : watermelon

Ever won a competition? For what? : maybe. i win a lot of street races

Ever been in love? : yes

Facebook or Twitter? : facebook

Twitter or Tumblr? : tumblrs better but i use twitter more often

Are you watching tv right now? : no

What colour are your towels? : blue and white

Favourite ice cream flavour? : gingersnap or pb and brownie

First person you talked to today? : tommy i think

Last person you talked to today? : paige

Name a person you hate? : alex

Name a person you love? : thomas

Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? : many

Do you tan a lot? : never

Have any pets? : a cat

Do you type fast? : too fast

Do you regret anything from your past? : yeah

Ever broken someone’s heart? : yeah

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? : yeah

Is cheating ever okay? : not really but i can understand peoples  reasoning depending on the sitatuion

Do you believe in true love? : its what keeps me going

What your zodiac sign? : picese

Do you believe in ghosts? : yeah this has been asked already

Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? : Death phobia, according to other experts is generated because people fear death as painful, or fear the unknown - such as the mysterious quantity of the afterlife.

[sheepbutthead]

all

Concise and direct.

Send me numbers

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Well I have before so I don’t see why not.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Nope, most of my exes do not have anything to do with me anymore.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

I’ve taken three people’s virginities. Not that it’s like something I aim for. It just turned out that way. I mean, one of them took my virginity so.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

I don’t know if trust is really my issue. I think I’m either too gullible or super paranoid. It feels better to be paranoid than gullible so yeah I guess I kind of do even though I don’t really have reason to.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

No it’s kind of been a while.

6. What are you excited for?

I might be going to a Front Bottoms concert and that would be friggin amazing.

7. What happened tonight?

Well last night I stayed up until 2 working on my music collection and stuff.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

No? They can get as drunk as they want. Who gives a fuck?

9. Is confidence cute?

Confidence is cute but confidence to the point of arrogance is not. It just makes you a dick.

10. What is the last beverage you had?

I had some water at Cecil’s when I went to town with my grandmother.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Not including family, maybe two. It’s hard to say that I fully trust anyone.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Nope not anymore. Just some joggers and some slim jeans. No skinny ones though.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

I dunno, probably stay home and do jackshit. I might hang out with someone.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Either the Front Bottom tickets or part of a birthday gift for someone.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No not really. It sucks but oh well.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

God I hope so. For the better.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Probably Kaitlyn or my counselor. Both for different reasons though.

18. The last time you felt broken?

Oh bOy. I guess whenever that last break up thing happened.

19. Have you had sex today?

Unfortunately, no.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I’m always realizing how gross I look whenever I see myself in the camera or in a mirror.

21. Are you in a good mood?

I dunno. I’m ok I guess. Just kind of normal.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

YES.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yup. That greenish, bluish, grey. I think his are a little more green though.

24. What do you want right this second?

Oh god, a lot. I would like money. I’d like affection in any form, from sweet and simple to dark lighting stuff.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I mean that would suck big time but if they think that’s what’s going to help them get through shit then who am I to say no or put them down.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yup, I’ve never dyed my hair.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

I don’t know. I think it’s important to have a sense of humor so probably not.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

I made a joke with my grandmother and she liked it so I laughed with her. I don’t remember what the joke was.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

No shit. Several people.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

I think it’s hard to give people a second chance. But generally I believe that’s true. Nothing’s ever black and white though. So make the choice for yourself.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

No? He’s my brother.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Yeah I think it’s pretty obvious.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I used to drink soda all the time but I kind of don’t like them that much anymore. They’re still good but I try to drink more water now.

34. Listening to?

I was just listening to The Apprentice by the Gorillaz.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I hardly ever write nowadays. But when I do, I use a pen.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

She is at her great grandmother’s house.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. It’s just attraction and infatuation. 

38. Who did you last call?

My grandmother called my like an hour ago.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Kaitlyn. I don’t dance with a lot of people. Or really much at all unless I’m alone. So I guess the last person I really danced with was me.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because we really wanted to and both agreed it would be really nice so we kissed. A lot. 

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

I don’t really like cupcakes so god knows.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

I have not seen either of my parents today so no.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Ughhhhhhhh yes. When do I not?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I do not tan because I would probably get cancer in like two seconds.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Definitely not.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Yup.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

My grandmother.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes, when no one’s home.

49. Do you dance in the car?

All the time. If you see me dancing in my car, just appreciate that that is probably the most intimate moment I would normally have with a stranger.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah it was pretty cool. That was years ago though.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Probably for my school pictures.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

I think they can be but that doesn’t necessarily make them bad.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

I feel like it should be stressful for me but it’s really not. It is a little but that goes for pretty much any big event. It’ll probably get worse the older I get.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

Nope, I’m not even sure what they are. I mean, I know it’s an Italian food or something but that is the extent of my knowledge.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Ooooo I dunno. I really like mullberry pie or blackberry pie. Do pumpkin pies count?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Astronaut or a Man in Black. There were probably others but those were the big ones.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

I go back and forth on this one. 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

All the time. Maybe three or four times out of the week.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

I haven’t done that since I was 8.

60. Wear slippers?

I will when it gets really cold.

61. Wear a bath robe?

I wear a house coat. It’s completely different.

62. What do you wear to bed?

A shirt and pj pants usually. Although I’m starting sleep in just my underwear.

63. First concert?

It was a Trombone Shorty concert with my dad and a friend of his. The opening band was better than the main band in my opinion.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

I think Walmart is a good middle ground. Target is super fancy. Kmart is dead, man.

65. Nike or Adidas?

I don’t really have an opinion so I guess Nike.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

I think, generally, I like Fritos more but if there’s cheese puffs I will eat the shit out of them.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

I don’t really like either of them. Maybe peanuts?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I don’t listen to her so I really couldn’t say.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Nope but it might be cool.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Not really. Just anything that makes them happy.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Ye boi.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Nope. We only ever had one spelling bee and I flopped out.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Not that I can remember. I know I’ve been really emotional and have teared up from being really happy but I haven’t openly cried just from happiness.

74. What is your favorite book?

Oh gosh, I don’t know. I really like this recent book I read called The Good Inn. It was really cool and interesting.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

Without. I get way into the music.

76. Regularly burn incense?

Nah.

77. Ever been in love?

Several times. It sucks but it’s the best.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

The Front Bottoms, Jack Johnson, or Daft Punk.

79. What was the last concert you saw?

The Trombone Shorty concert. I’ve only been to one concert.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

How about no tea. But if I had to pick it would definitely be hot tea.

81. Tea or coffee?

Really neither but I guess coffee. Decaf though unless I want to die.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

I really like snickerdoodles and gingersnaps.

83. Can you swim well?

I can swim pretty well but I’m a little out of practice. I can’t wait to go swimming again.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yup. I used to be able to do it for a good bit too.

85. Are you patient?

Ehhh it kind of depends. I hate lines but I’ll be patient with someone who’s sick or something.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

I think a DJ would be your best bet. Although a live band would be cool.

87. Ever won a contest?

No not really.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope even though my nose is begging to look less gross.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

I think I like black olives more but both are good.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

I have no problem with it. I’d be a hypocrite if I said I did. Have sex whenever you want. Who cares? As long as it’s consensual it’s ok with me. I think it’s important to have a good sexual connection with your partner before you get married so you know you’re compatible.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

I think putting it in the family room/second living room (whatever you call it) is a good idea. That’s how my house has it. The living room is still a good place though.

92. Do you want to get married

Definitely.

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