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c3s6 · 1 year ago
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frick no surprises all my homies hoard einsteins for the heck of it. i hoard them all i hoard einsteins. take along tunes. sea dreams. cals sensory shake up. teether pillar even.
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somewhereincairparavel · 4 months ago
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i came across a (typical) reel of jason pov slander and the comments DIDN'T fail me for the very first time, EVER. Literally everyone was agressively defending him in the comments and called out how overused the whole "jason is so boring I couldn't wait to end his povs" videos were?? And all those comments had the most amount of likes??? jason grace defenders, I think our time has officially come. Our hardwork has paid off till the point it has reached the annoying Instagram pjo fandom to angrily condemn against anti jason videos and call out how dumb and unoriginal it is to hate on him simply because the majority of the fandom is and you wanna appear cool.
"no i will not stand for jason slander"
"what did jason ever do? Y'all just hate him bc he is capable enough to compete with percy"
"jason slander is so overrated. His povs were interesting y'all are just being dramatic bc you want to hate on him somehow"
YES. YES. YES. PREACH.
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undermostcorgi · 10 months ago
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the media which consumes your entire soul at age 12 will forever be a part of you. this is an unavoidable consequence of living and you have to accept this fact. no matter how old you get, no matter how long it has been since you last saw its smug face peeking out from the bushes as it follows you, no matter if you think you have outrun it for good and that you're finally finally safe and you hardly even remember it exists anymore and your brain knows a few brief moments of true peace, it WILL catch up to you in your moment of weakness. and listen you don't want to hear this but sometimes this is necessary for your mental health. you will on instinct want to reject it and run away again but sometimes. sometimes you just need to watch that old show or listen to that silly song or read that weird book again as an adult and it will hurt you a little bit in various little ways but it will also heal you a little bit. you can call it nostalgia you can call it connecting with your inner child or whatever you want but just listen to me it WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO AT SOME POINT AND YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THIS (i am forcibly dragged off the stage by security)
#heed my warning boy#it seems i am not well today#recently made the reluctant decision to revisit what was probably my VERY FIRST real hyperfixation#something that i don't necessarily want to mention by name right now because. well#its pretty objectively bad LOL like i dont think i know of ANYONE still posting about it or really proud of having liked it back in the day#i dont think it is as well known to the general public so it wont get me hunted down for sport even if i did name it probably hopefully#but for those who know its. probably not the best thing to be revisiting lmao (even though i think it might still be being made?? wtf)#but i felt i had to because i was about to start my period and was going crazy insane like you do you know how it is#and i randomly remembered a fanfic i loved and then remembered my fav character and how much i loved him#my actual first ever blorbo oh my GOD he was everything to me#so i reluctantly decided to rewatch “just the first few episodes” just to see how much i remembered and also to prove to myself it sucks#but surprise surprise: nostalgia and hormones are making me actually kind of enjoy it#and now i am suffering from fucking Catholic-like Guilt for not hating it which i think is pretty silly lmao#so im kind of posting this in an attempt to convince myself that its like. FINE and cringe is dead and all that#and that sometimes i gotta be nice to my little mentally ill brain and give it the junk food (bad media) it craves#ESPECIALLY when im on my period LMAO#anyway completely unrelated: why the FUCK do i still remember almost every single fucking word to the delicious tomato song SDHJFKSAJF#i hope no one actually reads this far in the tags bc i know that reveal will probably deal psychological damage to some of you LMAO SORRYYY#ok yeah posting this and then immediately going to bed so that the Haters cant reach me LOL SEE YA
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othercrossee · 2 years ago
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stop hating your art istg its gorgeous stop looking at what you think are flaws and look at the parts you worked hard to be able to even draw today amd are proud of
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larnax · 2 years ago
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a map labeled "US states according to me, a Dutch guy" of the continental USA.
labeled correctly: California, Texas("this one's Texas" with a doodle of a person wearing a cowboy hat and holding a gun), Florida
in the wrong place: Oregon("West Virginia"), Nevada("New Mexico"), North Dakota("Atlanta", a city in Georgia), Illinois("Ohio"), Minnesota("Mississippipeepeesissipissi[sic]"), Arkansas("Kentncy[sic]"), Lousiana("Alablama[sic]"), South Carolina("rejected Florida"), New York("Arizona"), Idaho("I've been told Dakota is a thing so I'm just gonna put it here, you're welcome"), Kentucky("Wyoming"), the entire Mid-Atlantic("Washington & New York are somewhere in there I think?" (New York City is in the circle, but Washington is not)), North Carolina("East Virginia"), Missouri("Oregano[sic]", as well as a drawing of Bill from Gravity Falls), Iowa("Moth Man State", mothman originates from West Virginia), Oklahoma("Area 51", Area 51 is in Nevada), Montana("Night Vale", WTNV is set in the southwest)
not wrong: Wyoming/South Dakota/Nebraska("general Cowboy Land", the "Wild West" is usually considered to be the southwestern USA+Texas although some definitions include everything west of Oklahoma), Tennessee("swamp", Tennessee does have swamps), Mississippi/Alabama/Georgia("Tri-State Area", as well as a faded image of Doofenshmirtz, there's no town that borders all three states which is the actual definition of a tri-state area but it is "three states")
gave up: Washington("I'm having a crisis"), Arizona/New Mexico/Utah/Colorado(drawings of creator looking confused surrounded by question marks), Kansas("who cares"), Lake Superior("what the fuck"), Michigan(blank), Wisconsin("Please god help me"), Lake Eerie/Lake Ontario("A" repeated in all caps), Maine("what even?!"), Indiana("I hate the US so much"), Ohio("why are there so many"), West Virginia(blank), Virginia("???")
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okay americans how’d i do
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neonln4 · 2 months ago
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i found a good boy, and he's on my side | lando norris smau
lando norris x reader | a little bit of best friend!oscar
summary: when y/n's ex writes a messy song about her, fans push for lando to break up with her (he doesn't even consider it)
fc: sabrina carpenter
kind of a part 2 to what a coincidence, but you don't have to read part 1 for this to make sense
warnings: non-existent angst, lando very much in love with y/n, very brief mention of cheating (not lando), maybe some typos
note: y/e = your ex
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yourex Biting My Tongue out tonight
Finally sharing my truth
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user1 WE LOVE YOU Y/E
user2 ready for the tea 🍿
ynfan2 PLEASE LEAVE Y/N ALONE I BEG WE'RE OVER YOU
ynfan1 "sharing my truth" OHHHH BROTHER
user3 the y/n fans getting nervous
ynfan2 not nervous, sick of his lies
user2 perhaps y/n isn't as perfect as you think
user4 anyone else just here for the music
user5 @ yourusername YOU ARE SO OVER
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ynfan2 UNBOTHERED QUEEN
user2 is she just pretending her ex didn't drop a shady song about her
user6 lando still in the likes ... this is so sad
yourbff your reminder to not wear the red top this weekend
yourusername you've seen my outfits already TRUST there's no red in sight
landonorris that's my girl
ynfan1 MOTHER IS GOING TO SILVERSTONE
user4 how has lando not dumped you yet
user5 you really don't deserve lando
user3 HAS LANDO HEARD THE SONG YET? DUMP HER!!!
ynfan3 what's with all the loser hate comments
landonorris my girlfriend is sooooo leng now come give me a kiss
yourusername calm down
yourusername on my way tho
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landonorris a little summer fun
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user1 JEALOUS
yourusername who's the baddie
landonorris that's my girlfriend mate back off
ynfan2 WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
user3 waiting for the dumping...
user4 crazy that they're still together
user8 i think some of y'all are a bit dramatic, the song wasn't even that bad and it's just his perspective
ynfan3 A LANDO FAN WITH A BRAIN
yourbff last pic i want her baddddd
landonorris so you don't want [redacted]'s number anymore?
yourbff WAIT I TAKE IT BACK
ynfan2 QUEEN Y/BFF FINALLY APPROVING OF ONE OF Y/N'S MEN
oscarpiastri you stole my best friend
yourusername we literally have plans next week
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yourusername is this thing on? 🎤
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ynfan1 MOTHER IN THE STUDIO!!!!!
ynfan2 the last pic has me crying 😭😭 i just know she's about to be a menace
user2 if she's actually making a response song that's kinda pathetic
user3 right? her fans all say y/e is using her for fame but she's also doing it
yourbff let me hear it first
oscarpiastri i better get the link first
landonorris ignore both of them, i get first dibs
user1 THE DRAMA if she's making a response song lando better get out of there quick before he's her next victim
user4 WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
ynfan3 all these haters camping on y/n's post omg she's so famous
ynfan4 WE LOVE YOU Y/N IGNORE THE LOSERS
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yourusername my turn🩷
surprise! planned to keep these in the vault, but i guess things change. 'vicious' and 'eternal sunshine' live performances out now on youtube! studio version out friday 💋
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landonorris proud of you love 🤍
yourusername 🧡🧡🧡
ynfan2 OH MY GOD NO WAYYYYYYY
ynfan3 "my turn🩷" THAT'S MOTHERRRRRRRRR
ynfan1 love lando supporting her through it all that's a good man
ynfan4 SHE SPILLED Y/E IS SO DONE
yourbff i love you so much!!!
yourusername love you!!
user3 these songs are really good ... sorry for hating before
user1 some of y'all switching up in the comments, she could be lying!!
ynfan5 perhaps i misinterpreted the lyrics, but did y/e CHEAT ON HER???
ynfan3 pretty sure 👀
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yourusername it doesn't get, doesn't get better than this 🧡
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yourbff LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH
ynfan4 THESE HAVE TO BE LYRICS
ynfan3 more lover girl music coming soon LET'S GOOOOOOO
ynfan2 y/n writing her two shady songs about y/e then going back to writing cheesy love songs for lando we love to see it
landonorris how i obsessively adore you 🤍
ynfan2 y'all they're quoting future lyrics right in front of our faces i just know it
user3 it's not looking like a break up any time soon
oscarpiastri answer my texts
yourusername sorry been busy 🤭
oscarpiastri disgusting
yourusername NOT LIKE THAT.
ynfan5 Y/NLANDO WILL ALWAYS PROSPER
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landonorris we are never breaking up btw
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ynfan2 LMAOOOOOO
yourbff i'll have to break all of your bones if you ever hurt her
landonorris the scary thing is that i actually believe that you would
oscarpiastri hurt her and your life is over
landonorris DAMN DID Y'ALL READ THE CAPTION OR NO
user3 they're kinda growing on me y'all ...
ynfan4 everyone say we love you mom and dad
user4 worst news of my life
user2 i'm gonna be forced to like her this is terrible
yourusername thank god
landonorris if you leave me i think that i just might lose it completely
yourusername don't ever quote my songs at me again
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ellecdc · 10 months ago
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Mother, i had a request but i forgot what it was 😭😭 i was sooo excited tooo 😫
But in trying to remember i had another brilliant idea!!
Reader x Reggie where theyre both stoic, slightly volatile 🐍 but theyre actually really soft and mushy. And then SURPRISE!! Theyre actually also dating Remus who takes care of them and is super protective. Maybe its revealed near the full moon and possessive Moony makes an appearance.
Siri is flabberghasted; Barty is horrified his darling sweethearts are be defiled; James is shook; and Lily is yhe ultimate bro and super proud of Rem.
Anyway, im sorry your computer was so mean to you. I hope you're looking after yourself 🩵🩵
......this is going to go down in history as my most controversial post........😈 may I present to you.....poly!MoonWater 😈😈😈😈😈
poly!moonwater x fem stoic!reader (i.e., Remus Lupin x Regulus Black x reader)
Sirius Black was admittedly currently going through a hard time.
Now, depending on who you asked, one (literally everyone and anyone) might say it was his own fault.
But if you asked Sirius Black? It was everyone else and their insufferable happiness that was to blame.
His insufferable best-friend-that-anyone-could-ever-ask-for finally landed the woman of his dreams and said woman of previously mentioned best friend was horribly in love with the sod.
Even his baby brother was happy! Which seemed like an oxymoron because in looking at Regulus Arcturus Black, one would assume that boy had never known a single moment of happiness in his life.
If one took into account their childhoods, they’d be right.
But Regulus Black, who was quiet in a way that made you feel like you were always being judged and ridiculed (you were) who very rarely had a kind thing to say about anyone had found happiness (read: a girl) who, for all intents and purposes, could be his personality doppelganger.
One difference, however, was that you were quiet in a way that always had one feeling like you knew too much, saw too much, and you were far too perceptive for anyone’s good. You always seemed to be analyzing the people around you and Sirius, sue him, found that incredibly disconcerting. 
He did not wish to be known, thank you very much. 
And even Moony! Moony, the bastard, was seeing someone! Fucked if Sirius knew who though because the sod wouldn't tell anyone who they were. He just kept popping back to the dorm room covered in hickies and looking far too pleased with himself whilst offering no details.
He was even spending entire nights away from the dorm, and always made sure he had the sodding map with him so they couldn’t even see where he was.
So yeah, Sirius was pissed.
And before you ask – no, it’s not because he was lonely – in fact, he had frequent visitors in his bed thank you very much.  And NO, he didn’t want to discuss the fact that perhaps if he didn’t run at the first sign of commitment or emotional intimacy, he too would have happiness. 
Perhaps he just wanted everyone else to be slightly less happy for his own sake.
Did no one ever think about Sirius Black?
Give right now for example. He and Regulus had been...hanging out (if that’s what you could call the two of them sitting together not speaking as they each did their own homework) since Sirius insisted it was important to do so, especially since Sirius no longer lived at home meaning that their usual means of brotherly bonding (read: trauma) no longer took place. 
And then James showed up (he was so lucky Sirius loved him) who was but of course accompanied by Lily Evans (she was so lucky she’s as lovely as she is) which turned into a small James Potter roast on account of Regulus and Lily both having years’ worth of material from hating him up until recently, and Sirius had loads of material on account of him being a certified hater. 
And then Moony showed up, and if Sirius didn’t know any better, he had definitely been fooling around mere moments ago.
But Sirius did know better.
“Moony, what broom closet did you just crawl out of and where’s the poor soul that was stuck in there with you?” He spat.
Remus merely chuckled and pulled a book out of his bag, making himself comfortable in one of the library’s grandfather chairs. “No one was stuck anywhere with me.”
“No, I’m sure they were a very willing participant.” Regulus drawled, looking particularly bored for all intents and purposes, never bothering to lift his gaze from his book.
“No need to be jealous, baby Black. You’re more than welcome to join me in such broom closets.” Remus joked with a wink.
“Oi!” Sirius swatted at Remus on behalf of his brother (he’s welcome). “That’s my baby brother you’re talking about, and he’s taken thank you very much.”
“Merlin knows how,” James muttered none too quietly, “it’s not like he’s very approachable.”
Regulus lifted a lazy eyebrow as he looked at James from above the pages of his book. “I’ll have you know I’m very approachable to those I wish to be approached by.”
“Hi Reggie!” 
“Get fucked.” Regulus called back to Barty Crouch Junior, hardly sparing his best friend a glance as he approached him from behind. 
“Wow, Reggie’s in a good mood today, huh?” Barty said as he sat on one arm of Regulus’ chair, causing James to laugh until he realized that Barty wasn’t joking.
Suddenly another body showed up and gently sat on the other arm of Regulus’ chair.
Sirius watched as Regulus’ impassive face completely cleared of all contempt and he looked up at you with pure and unadulterated adoration.
It made Sirius sick. 
“Bonjour, mon cheri.” He murmured softly, in complete contrast to the harsh, militarized way he had previously been spitting at everyone else. 
You smiled gently at the boy as you pulled a notebook out of your book bag and produced a small, pressed flower, handing it to Regulus between your thumb and forefinger.
Regulus looked at it like you had just presented him with a hundred-year-old bottle of fire-whiskey.
“Did you pick this for me?” He asked gently, plucking the flower from your fingers with matching delicacy.
You offered him a quiet ‘mhm’ and Sirius noticed a shy smile grace your lips. Regulus’ eyes moved from the flower to your face, and he gazed at you like you had hung the moon.
“Merci, mon amour.” He said reverently and pressed a kiss to your cheek.
Lily looked at the two of you with a smile one might see on the face of a proud mother, James looked at the two of you like he was seeing a bowtruckle for the first time, and Remus looked oddly taken with the show of affection. Barty was apparently the only other sane one amongst them – oh gods, maybe Sirius really was losing it.
“Where the fuck has this Regulus been the last six years?” Barty muttered incredulously. 
Without much effort on your part, you reached over Regulus’ shoulder and shoved Barty off the arm of the chair and onto the floor before sliding to sit directly in Regulus’ lap.
“You...alright, Crouch?” James called tentatively from his place on the other side of the couple. 
“Oh, I’m fine. That’s just how she shows her love.” Barty said as he bounced back up, completely unperturbed. 
“Is it now?” Sirius asked, tone dripping with sarcasm. Remus swatted Sirius’ leg with his book.
“What?” Sirius squawked.
“Be nice.” He chided.
“I am nice! And why do you care?” Sirius argued, though he never got an answer. 
“I think they’re cute.” Lily announced, sending a sly smirk towards Remus.
“See? Lily gets it.” Remus said with a shrug as he went back to his book.
Sirius hated every single one of them.
But if Sirius thought that had been rough, he had no idea what was in store for him today. 
Sirius, Remus, Peter, James and... Lily had all been sitting at the Gryffindor table during dinner when Sirius noticed you rushing into the Great Hall looking rather frazzled.
“Whoa, what’s going on with Y/N?” Peter asked, apparently having noticed you at the same time as Sirius.
The conversation stopped abruptly as Remus’ head snapped towards the entrance, seemingly on high alert upon hearing of your arrival.
Sirius watched as you scanned the Hall before your eyes fell on their group. Your face crumpled in misery, and you rushed over. You were usually so polished and poised, any and all emotions locked away behind a well-fitted mask, no wonder you and Regulus got along so well.
Regulus...something must have happened to Regulus. Sirius had a dreadful feeling settle in the pit of his stomach; what could have happened to make you rush up to him looking that alarmed?
Except...you breezed right past him.
“What’s wrong, lovebug?” Remus cooed quietly, causing Sirius to choke on his own spit.
“He was hurt during practice.” You cried quietly, voice no more than a whisper as you moved to step between Remus’ spread legs where he had rotated on the bench to face you. His hands landed on the back of your thighs were his thumbs rubbed soothing circles into your tight clad legs.
“Okay. How hurt?” Remus asked just as quietly, ignoring the sputtering happening from James, the chuckling from Lily, and the horrified expression painting Sirius’ face.
“Dislocated shoulder.” You cried miserably, as if you’d just been told Regulus was damned to spend the rest of his life in a vegetative state.
Remus’s mouth looked like it was fighting really hard to smile as his eyes pooled with equal parts fondness, worry (for you or Regulus, Sirius wasn’t sure at this moment), and no shortage of love.
What the fuck was going on right now!? 
“What the fuck is going on right now!?” Sirius demanded, his outside voice echoing the one inside of his head.
You startled a little at his exclamation, leaning closer into Remus who increased his embrace around you. 
“What’s happening dear padfoot, is it appears your brother has been injured during quidditch practice. Perhaps you ought to go see how he is?” Remus taunted as he continued running soothing hands over your body.
“Yeah, yeah; the sky is blue, and people get hurt in quidditch. Now what is this!?” He screeched gesturing wildly at the two of you. 
You looked equal parts embarrassed from the attention and equal parts wanting to tell Sirius off for downplaying what you clearly thought was some great upheaval in Regulus’ life when Lily spoke up.
“I’m surprised it took you this long to notice, Pads.”
His mouth dropped open as he turned to regard his best friend’s girlfriend with a look of pure betrayal.
“Et tu, Lily!?” Sirius cried as James sputtered, “you knew!?”
Remus just smiled as he shoved his nose into your collarbone. You brought up a hand to begin scratching at his scalp, and Sirius was certain the sods leg would be thumping in contentment if he were a dog.
“Let’s go, Sirius.” Remus finally muttered, interrupting an argument that was going nowhere between James, Lily, and Sirius. “You’ve got a brother in the hospital wing.”
You hurried on ahead of them, clearly not interested in the talk the two friends were about to have.
“So, are you fucking my brother too or just fucking him over by screwing his girl?” Sirius finally spat with his arms crossed petulantly over his chest. 
Remus groaned and looked up at the ceiling, as if praying for strength to get through this conversation with Sirius Drama Queen Black. “Sirius, can you ask me a question that’s less likely to get me punched in the face?”
“No.” Sirius muttered. 
“He’s happy, Sirius. I promise.” Remus pressed. “He...he really deserves all the love he’s getting.”
And Sirius would have been an absolute arse if he’d had anything to say in response to that...
Don’t get him wrong, Sirius was an arse and did have many things to say in response to that, but the words died on the tip of his tongue when they walked into the hospital wing to see you sitting on the end of Regulus’ hospital bed.
Regulus, save the sling holding his arm to his chest and the fact that he was sitting in a hospital bed, looked as casual as Sirius ever remembered seeing him, smiling at you with...
Love.
A lot of love. 
“I’m fine, amour, I promise.” They heard him plead with you as they approached.
“Still have all your limbs, I see.” Remus commented as he walked over and pressed a gentle kiss to Regulus’ hair, causing the youngest Black to blush something fierce as he looked over at Sirius. 
“I’m sure she told you I was comatose.” He commented quietly, turning and offering you a wink.
“Don’t tease me...” You moaned, looking very much like you still wanted to fold Regulus up and put him in your pocket for safe keeping.
“Yeah, don’t tease her, love. You’d be sitting in this hospital bed all on your lonesome with no one you dote on you otherwise.” Remus jokingly chided. 
“Love.” Sirius groaned with a dramatized gag. 
“Oh, grow up, Siri.” Regulus barked.
Sirius’ head snapped over to his brother at the sound of his childhood nickname. Regulus’ cheeks were still dusted pink, whether it be at the unplanned outing of his relationship, being hurt, or the gravity of this moment.
Regulus hadn’t called him that since they were children...like, real children before the trauma, the alienation, the disinheritance, the running away...
Perhaps because Regulus had spent all of that time living in unmeasurable pain. Just like Sirius had.
And maybe, now...Regulus had people who made him feel brave enough to be vulnerable like this, to reconnect in ways he long thought impossible. 
Fuck Moony and his good naturedness; Sirius hated that Remus was right about this. 
“Oh, fucking Godric.” Sirius muttered petulantly as he pulled Regulus into a bone crushing hug.
Literally.
“Sirius!” Regulus groaned before Sirius was ripped away from his brother. Sirius expected Remus to be the one throwing him to the floor for inadvertently hurting Regulus’ injury...but it was you. 
“You idiot.” You hissed as new tears formed in your eyes, immediately moving to grab the ice pack from the bedside table and gently placing it on Regulus’ shoulder.
Remus and Regulus looked at you with so much adoration, Sirius was certain hearts were going to start pouring out of their eyes and floating around their heads.
“I’m fine, thanks!” He called out as he hauled himself up off the floor. 
“Oh good.” You said sarcastically.
“I don’t like this.” Sirius grumbled, causing all three faces to turn to him.
“Pads...”
“Sirius, please.” Regulus implored.  
“What if you break his heart?” He asked no one in particular. “What if you hurt my baby brother? Who am I supposed to support then? Or you; what am I supposed to do if you hurt my best friend? And what if you tossers hurt Y/N!”
The three of you shared a look before his brother turned to him. “Sirius, if we breakup, I give you permission to side with Remus.”
“And if we break up, I promise you can side with Y/N.” Remus added.
“Nope.” You said quickly, “that’s fine, I don’t need to be included in this.”
Sirius groaned out a sigh of relief. “Oh, thank gods. Okay, okay. I guess I'll allow it then....”
“THE THREE OF YOU ARE WHAT!?” Barty screeched as he stood at the door of the infirmary, still in his quidditch kit.
“Do we actually have to have this conversation again?” You groaned quietly.
Remus shot Regulus and extremely guilty look as he slowly stood.
“Remus.” Regulus warned.
Remus grimaced and slowly made his way over to you.
“Remus John Lupin, I swear to Salazar...”
“Regulus, I love you; I do. But...he’s you’re friend an- NOW DOVE” He shouted, and the two of you took off in a sprint out of the infirmary. 
“Quite the catch you’ve got yourself there Regs.” Sirius taunted. 
“Sod off.” Regulus muttered as Barty made his way over to his bedside.
“Don’t mind if I do.” Sirius jeered as he, too, took off out of the infirmary, leaving Regulus Black to deal with the likes of Barty Crouch Junior on his own.  
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They drank the Dracula Koolaid!!!! They believed him when he said the coachman was a fool!!!!
i think it's interesting how many adaptations of dracula have the coachman all but abandon jonathan in the middle of nowhere and leave him to the count without a second thought whereas in the novel he and the other passengers riding with jonathan do almost everything they can to protect him, convince him not to go, and even attempt to leave before dracula arrives at the borgo pass. i mean, dracula specifically calls out the coachman's defiance when he picks jonathan up.
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norrisainz33 · 4 months ago
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Cover girl || LS2
☆ summary: logan’s dating a rather famous singer who isn’t your typical wag
☆ pairing: logan sargeant x reader
☆ fc & warnings: billie eilish and suggestive with mild haters. you are responsible for the content you consume
☆ requested: yes!! i’m sorry this has taken so long. thank you for requesting 🫶🏻
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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user1: LOGAN SPOTTED
user2: mother is mothering so hard
user3: still gutted that she’s dating that man
user4: and i’m gutted he’s dating her 🤢
user3: nah i know you didn’t disrespect her like that
yourbff: give me my hat back!!!!
ynuser: no :) it’s mine now! hope this helps
ynupdates: new music when?!
logansargeant: my baby girl 🤤
ynuser: my baby boy
user4: logan blink twice if you need help
user3: YOU need help user4
user5: i was at that show!! you slayed so hard, i sobbed my eyes out
user6: no it was literally everything i love her. did you see someone who looked like logan dancing around in the vip section or was it just me
user5: NO I SAW HIM TOO BUT I WASNT SURE
user6: ugh i love them
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ynuser: omg what a great story logan!
logansargeant: yea i wonder who posted it 🙄
ynuser: wrong answer
logansargeant: best content i’ve ever posted 😍😍😍 prettiest girl in the whole wide world 🤤🤤🤤🤤
ynuser: better 😘
user99: y/n/n not dressing like a teenage boy challenge failed
lilymhe: y/n!!!!!!!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍
logansargeant: lilllyyyyyyy!!!!! - y/n/n
ynupdates: our girl 🫶🏻
alex_albon: when u coming to a race fr
logansargeant: the second im allowed to physically fight will**ms - y/n/n
alex_albon: whelp fair enough… guess i’m not seein ya
logansargeant: are you guys not coming to my show in milan anymore?! -y/n
alex_albon: we are im just being dramatic
user20: how logan bagged this baddie…. i will never know
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logansargeant: another race weekend in the books! p.s swipe for a surprise
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user22: solid race weekend logie bear
user2: sargenation loves you so very much logan, i hope you know that
ynuser: he does bb 🫶🏻
user2: ogmgogmogkgogmgbakfg YAY
ynuser: vroom vroom 🤤
logansargeant: let’s ride 😏
user20: charli mentioned 🫨
user43: y/n i’m begging you to make an appearance in the paddock
user34: the paddock could never handle the brilliance of y/n plus i think she’d have words with j****
user43: and i’m absolutely begging her to tell the lot of them off 😭😫
oscarpiastri: solid surprise! thanks for sharing!
logansargeant: 🤔
ynuser: osc are you still mad at me for taking your girl out on a date?
oscarpiastri: 🙄 no
user18: 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅
user52: so close to loints! we are proud of you logan
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ynuser: surprise! i’m on the cover of vogue and my new album comes out in exactly 1 month from today 🤍
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user22: i am looking 🫣 respectfully
user54: holy moly i knew she was a baddy but WOW
lilyzneimer: hottest vogue cover i’ve ever seen
ynuser: it’d be hotter if you were on it
user33: i am better than no man
user55: logan sergeant you lucky lucky lucky man
sabrinacarpenter: i think im in love with you
ynuser: 🤭 don’t make me blush
logansargeant: my girl is gorgeous god damn
ynuser: your girl 🤍
logansargeant: i cant wait for everyone to hear your new music baby
ynupdates: this is not a drill !!! i repeat this is not a drill!!! we are getting new music!
user54: and you been hidin allat????
erling.haaland: 😍
user66: now what in the world are you doing here erling
user55: the duality of this woman is insane
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lilymhe: yes
lilyzneimer: yes
yourbff: yes
iamrebeccad: yes
user23: my god yes wtf
user85: yea 😔
alex_albon: MY EYES 😭
logansargeant: stop looking at my girlfriend!!!
alex_albon: mate you were the one who posted it
logansargeant: blah blah blah
user38: damn she is eating this up
ynupdates: i’m not sure if i want to be her or you more but yes i am jealous
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ynuser: award szn with my best friend 🤍
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user77: i feel like im interrupting something with that second pic
user66: that dress is absolutely gorgeous
lilymhe: very demure, very cutesy, very mindful
ynuser: you get me
logansargeant: black looks good on you but i look better 😏
ynuser: you know it 😍
alex_albon: get a room 😭
ynupdates: mother you amaze me. the body is tea
troyesivan: you are my idol
ynuser: stop it bb you’re mine
user55: serving BODY
julianalvarez: hermosa
user88: ok ms girl is in her serving body era i see
user99: i love you both so dearly
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logansargeant: summer break vibes
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user87: mr americana
user66: forever jealous about how logan gets to see a different side of y/n than all of us
kyle_kirkwood: hot boy summer
logansargeant: you know it
alex_albon: why aren’t you texting me back
logansargeant: man i texted you back a couple days ago
user43: logan sargeant the man that you are
user68: loints incoming , mans is well rested and happy
ynuser: my favorite frat boy
logansargeant: 😉
user98: logan being happy is all that i ever wanted
ynupdates: thanks for the y/n content logan!! you will forever be my favorite vroom vroom guy
user46: RAHHHHHH. so excited for you to race again after summer break!!
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user2: thank you for the sign of life y/n
user87: we miss him so much already
user27: where he goes we go
kyle_kirkwood: i hope you both join us in milwaukee this weekend 🫶🏻
alex_albon: i love you both no matter what
user37: i’m glad he’s got you
lilyzneimer: sending lots of love my dear
ynupdates: we love you logan. y/nnation is behind you every step of the way and is riding at dawn to take down will**ms
oscarpiastri: take care of him
user65: sargenation stands by logan no matter what
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
a/n: thanks for reading!! i’ve been struggling with writers block and have lost steam but will do my best to keep getting through the requests!! also i am gutted for logan , i miss him already
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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vanteguccir · 10 months ago
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── ୨୧ ! 𝗧𝗜𝗞𝗧𝗢𝗞 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦
         𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒐 x reader
SUMMARY: 4 times that Y/N and Matt made a couple's trend on tiktok.
WARNING: None.
REQUESTED?: Yes, by @paytonthereader
AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.
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Just like Matt worked with YouTube making videos with his brothers, Y/N worked with TikTok. She created her account on the app in 2019, and from 2020, she lost her camera shyness slowly and started posting her own videos, creating content for her favorite niche: makeup and skincare.
When Matt moved to Los Angeles, the two met in an unexpected and cliché encounter in line at a bakery on a rainy morning. Their friendship grew as quickly as it began, and feelings were gradually cultivated. With both of them working on the Internet and being public figures, it was easy to understand each other and fit in their crazy schedules.
It didn't take much. The two quickly found themselves in a tangle of reciprocal feelings. Matt felt proud that he was brave enough to make the first move, and soon, the two were in a beautiful relationship that blossomed very quickly and lightly.
Because they both work with social networks, they decided not to keep their love a secret, and what surprised them most was how the fans supported them together, it was rare that they encountered comments from haters.
With that, in all of the Sturniolo Triplets' YouTube videos and Y/N's TikToks, there were thousands of people begging them to make more content together, being called "the power couple" by both fandoms.
That's why Y/N always found a way to convince Matt to do some couple trends on TikTok with her, and despite pretending he didn't like it, she knew how much he adored making mini videos with her, showing to the world how much he loved her.
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1.
Y/N fitted her phone on the phone holder attached to the right side of the front windowscreen of Matt's car - which was there precisely because she loved recording herself doing makeup there, being the passenger princess she was -, lowering the brightness of the screen so that the boy couldn't see the TikTok camera open.
She adjusted the position of the device so that it covered the two front seats, pressing the red button to start recording, smiling slightly to the camera before looking away.
Matt didn't notice her movements, too focused on the sight in front of him, driving slowly through the McDonald's drive thru line, waiting for their turn. His left hand held the steering wheel, while his right hand rested on Y/N's thigh, caressing her covered skin gently.
Y/N's calm playlist played softly through the speakers, creating a comfortable atmosphere for both of them.
The girl knew that she was going to make the order that day, knowing that Matt was feeling too anxious to talk to a stranger, so her plan would work.
"Do you already know what you will want, baby?" The girl asked. Her tone was low as she turned her upper body to the left, focusing her eyes on the brunette.
"Just some nuggets, baby. And Coke, please." He asked, looking at her quickly before returning his eyes to the cars in front of them, receiving a nod from the girl.
It didn't take long and soon it was their turn. Matt rolled down the window on the driver's side door, smiling kindly at the attendant before turning to his girlfriend, waiting for her to start the order.
Y/N leaned to her left, getting closer to Matt so the attendant could hear her clearly.
"Hi, good evening! Can I have a cheeseburger with fries and a Diet Coke, please?" She spoke her order, waiting for the attendant to select it before starting Matt's. "And my husband will just have a big portion of nuggets and a Coke, please."
Y/N tried to capture Matt's reaction without letting on that she was expecting something, watching him surreptitiously from the corner of her eye, pressing her lips into a thin line when she saw him smile big, lowering his face to hide the red color that took over his cheeks.
His hand - which was still on the girl's thigh - squeezed the flesh lightly, and Y/N could swear his fingers were shaking.
After receiving confirmation from the attendant and paying for them, Matt rolled up the window and gently accelerated to get back in line.
When the car in front stopped again, he finally turned to Y/N, a huge smile on his face as his eyes glistened with tears.
"I'm your husband?" He asked, his voice coming out weak from the emotions he felt, his cheeks burning with redness while he felt his heart accelerating.
"Not yet, but one day you will be." Y/N said in a low voice, smiling equally big. She brought her left hand to Matt's right, caressing the soft skin, holding herself back from pulling him into a hug and peppering him with kisses.
"I love you so much. So, so much." He muttered, moving closer and sealing his lips over Y/N's, closing his eyes and letting a happy sigh scape through his nose, a smile still on his mouth.
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2.
Y/N placed her phone on the kitchen counter next to the stove so that the front camera was facing her and taking in as much information from the room as possible.
The girl was cutting some vegetables while preparing lunch for herself and the boys, wiping her hands on the dishrag before clicking on the screen, starting the recording.
"Baby!" She called from where she was, smiling quickly to the camera before lifting her chin slightly so that her voice echoed better. "Come here, I need a favor."
The sound of her and Matt's shared bedroom door opening sounded before light footsteps approached. Soon, the boy's image appeared behind Y/N as he walked closer to her.
"Hi honey. What do you need?" He spoke back, wrapping his arms around his girlfriend's waist and resting his chin on Y/N's right shoulder, sealing the area with his lips softly before noticing the phone recording them. "What are you doing?" Matt asked, his brow furrowed as his eyes focused on the image of the two hugging each other that stared back at him.
"I'm just recording a recipe." She lied quickly, lightly biting her bottom lip to hold back her laughter. She really didn't know how to lie to him. "Baby, can you go to the market for me? I need tomatoes to make sauce." Y/N asked, releasing the knife she was holding in her right hand and bringing it to Matt's head still on her shoulder, stroking his hair lightly, receiving a happy sigh in response.
The boy let out a sound of agreement, nodding his head before lifting it up, kissing Y/N's shoulder and her cheek, squeezing her waist one last time before taking some steps back.
"That's it, baby?" He asked as he felt his pants pocket with his right hand, checking if he had his wallet and car keys.
Y/N agreed, picking up the knife again and going back to cutting the vegetables.
"Alright, if you remember anything else, just text me. I love you, bye." Matt asked, turning around and starting to walk towards the stairs.
"Okay, thanks!" Y/N thanked him, smiling small when she heard Matt's footsteps stop abruptly. She looked up at her phone slightly, seeing her boyfriend turn around with a confused expression.
"I love you, bye." He repeated, watching her closely.
"Bye, honey. Drive safe." She added, trying to hide her smile as she turned her attention back to the vegetables.
Matt approached her again, positioning himself behind her body and tilting his head to the side so he could see her profile, his blue eyes running over her features.
"I love you." He repeated it a third time, this time slowly, as if he were speaking to a child.
"Okay." Y/N persisted, keeping her eyes on the vegetables, taking deep breaths to keep from laughing.
"Did I do something?" Matt asked, his right hand lightly grabbing Y/N's right arm and making her release the knife, turning her body so that she was facing him. "I'm sorry." He asked, his eyes scanning his girlfriend's face as a weight took over his gaze; he felt guilty despite not knowing what he had done.
"What? No, you didn't do anything." The girl shook her head, intertwining their fingers and looking at him in false confusion.
"But... that's not how it works, baby. I say, "I love you", and you have to say "I love you" back." Matt insisted, his brow furrowed as he tried to understand what was happening. "Did something happen that I don't know about?"
A sound of laughter escaped Y/N's throat, she couldn't keep pretending when seeing the confusion in her boyfriend's eyes, her heart warmed with the way he was trying to apologize and fix something he didn't do and that, in fact, didn't even exist. Matt remained watching her, feeling even more lost than before.
"I'm sorry, It's just a prank, baby. It's for a TikTok." The girl explained, pointing to her phone that was still recording them.
Matt rolled his eyes, sighing in relief before a smile took over his face.
"You're still going to give me a heart attack." He muttered, shaking his head. "Let's do it again then. I love you, bye." Matt repeated, still holding his girlfriend, who laughed lightly at his reactions.
"I love you more, my love." She finally responded, reaching forward and quickly sealing their lips. "Now go buy my tomatoes."
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Y/N held her phone with her right hand, the screen showing the TikTok camera open, with the audio already selected, just waiting to be started.
She was standing in front of the closet doors in her shared room with Matt. The lights were low, forming a comfortable atmosphere.
Her left hand held her favorite red lipstick from Kylie Cosmetics, with the lid off and the contents showing.
Her right thumb clicked the red button to start recording, the audio echoing through the four walls.
"Stay with me"
She applied one more layer of lipstick to her bottom lip, smudging it a little on purpose.
A masculine hand - Matt's - appeared in the camera view, cupping Y/N's chin firmly and wiping away the smudged lipstick with his thumb gently, pulling her face up so she was looking at him.
"I don't want you to leave..."
Y/N turned her phone slightly so the camera caught the two of them, Matt appearing at her side with his face and neck smeared with lipstick marks.
His face was facing hers, his blue eyes traveling from her eyes to her painted lips, a smirk appearing on his cheeks.
Y/N looked up at him through her eyelashes, feeling her face take on a red color due to the intensity of his gaze, smiling shyly.
Matt pulling her face for a kiss was the last image captured on camera, before the TikTok ended.
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4.
"Baby?" Y/N called out loud, her eyes briefly flicking to her phone, which had the TikTok camera open, already recording herself.
She was sitting on the couch in the living room, the television on in the background as her favorite series played.
"Yes, baby?" Matt responded from their bedroom, leaving the room seconds later and approaching the living room, stopping near the couch as he looked at his girlfriend, waiting.
"Do we have orange?" She asked, turning her face towards him, smiling small when she saw a confused expression appear in his eyes.
"The fruit? Hm, I guess so. We bought it last time we went to the market." Matt replied, resting his hand on the back of the couch, leaning his hips on the armrest.
"I really feel like eating an orange right now." Y/N continued, closely watching her boyfriend's reaction.
"Oh, I'll get you one, hold on." Matt responded quickly, turning around and walking over to the fridge, opening the door and reaching for the fruit from the fruit and vegetable drawer.
Y/N looked at her phone camera wide-eyed, catching her bottom lip between her teeth as she smiled big, a reddish hue taking over her cheeks.
Just under two minutes later, Matt returned with a small bowl in hand, and Y/N quickly recognized it as her favorite bowl that had bee designs on it.
"Here, my love." He handed her the ceramic. Y/N took it and looked inside, seeing her orange not only peeled but cut so that she could eat it slowly and without getting her hands dirty.
Y/N pouted as her eyes filled with tears.
"Thank you." Her voice was broken due to the amount of love she felt at that moment, looking up at her boyfriend.
"What is it?" Matt asked worriedly, sitting down next to her and pulling her close, laying her head on his right shoulder as he brought his head closer to hers, sealing his lips on her hair and exhaling lightly, smelling the soft smell of shampoo. "Why are you crying, baby?"
"I just love you so much."
"I love you more, silly."
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maplesyrupsainz · 4 months ago
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙still not dating | LS18˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: lance stroll x alonso!driver!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: none jus fluff!!
summary: in which your rookie season as an f1 driver holds many surprises
a/n: omgg the second time i've written driver!reader coz i fear i suck at it but i'll always do whatever u guys ask of me tbh. 🙏
request!!!: lance x alonso!reader, where fernando is her dad and he just retired and she is lance’s new teammate at aston martin and they fall in love during her first season and are super cute? Kinda friends to lovers vibes
my masterlist
fc: daisy edgar jones
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user1 CONGRATULATIONS QUEEN
user2 oh thts my girl FOR REAL
user3 congrats 🥹🥹🥹🥹
user4 she's only got it coz of her dad 💀
user5 oh c'mon her credentials speak for themselves.
user6 jus u wait till nxt season
user7 aston marton nepotism team 🙄
user8 fr losing all credibility a bit
user9 BE SOOOO FOR FREAKING REAL RN
user10 about to go to war defending y/n
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lance_stroll congratulations again! my favourite alonso!
fernandoalo_oficial watch your back. also flirting with my daughter where i can see it? bold move
lance_stroll excuse me?!
fernandoalo_oficial you're excused.
ynalonso PLEASEEEEE HAHAHAHA
lance_stroll for the record i wasnt flirting
user11 HAHAHAHA
user12 yea right
user13 he's so flirting
user14 ynlance dream team oh it's happening
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estebanocon congratulations y/n! cant wait to celebrate with you tonight!!
ynalonso tysm estie 🫶🫶
mickschumacher CONGRATULATIONSSSSS
ynalonso ahhh!!!! thank you!!!
pierregasly congrats! see you soon
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alex_albon SO so deserved!!!
ynalonso 🥹🥹🥹
francisca.cgomes beautiful angel cant wait to see you beating pierre on the track next season
ynalonso cant wait to see YOU in the aston martin garage 👀
francisca.cgomes oh stop it you!!!!
schecoperez congratulations !
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landonorris well done 👏
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maxverstappen1 so excited to have you on track y/n!
ynalonso ahh such an honour to race alongside (way way behind) you!
maxverstappen1 oh im sure i'll see you up on the podium very soon
ynalonso 🥹
time skip 💚
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landonorris are you dating her mate?
lance_stroll what?? no just friends
landonorris oh my bad 👍
user15 AHHH ynlance crumbs
user16 they r so srs to meee
user17 jus date already.
user18 baby y/nnn
user19 love her sm
mickschumacher aww you guys are cute!
lance_stroll ? we're friends
mickschumacher yea that's what i mean! haha
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ynalonso im jus having the best time
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user20 oh i love her
user21 fav driver for a reasonnnn
user22 PODIUM IN THE NEXT RACE
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user23 her liking....and the next gp is barcelona too
user24 SHE'S COOKINGGG
user25 proving the haters wrong every single dayyy
yourbff MY GIRLLLL
ynalonso im coming home babyyy!!
yourbff iktr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
fernandoalo_oficial so proud of you 💚
ynalonso 🥹🥹🥹
user26 AHHH THEY R SO SRS TO MEEE
lance_stroll still waiting for you to catch me up 👀
ynalonso oh jus you wait. we'll be on MY turf soon!
lance_stroll cant wait 😎
fernandoalo_oficial lance you are like the children in school teasing the girl because you like her!
ynalonso papa please😭😭😭
user27 SCREAM
user28 read him for filth oh my god
user29 GET HIM AGAIN FOR MEEE NANDO
user30 no one talking about how the third pic is so bf vibes?
yourbff 📍 barcelona
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yourbff my favourite event of the year; spanish grand prix!! 🇪🇸
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user31 omgg so cute
user32 love their friendship
user33 always love y/bff/n's annual f1 posttt
user34 aww y/bff/n in the aston martin merch
yourbff always supporting my girl
ynalonso 🥹💚
user35 STOPP AWW
carlossainz55 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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user36 he's so real
lance_stroll stop hogging her
yourbff SAYS YOU??? puta
ynalonso no arguing this weekend!!
yourbff he started it
lance_stroll im not trying to argue
fernandoalo_oficial another one for my theory......
lance_stroll WHAT NOW???
ynalonso make it stop 😭😭
user37 BAHAHAHAHA
user38 nando is killing me
user39 he ships them be fr 👀
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ynalonso STOPPP IM GONNA CRY AGAIN
yourbff girl i never stopped...
ynalonso 😭 love you soso much
fernandoalo_oficial 💚
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user41 THIS IS SOOOOO CUTE
user42 omg adorable
user43 girl im gonna cry
user44 i love y/n so much
user45 so deserved 🥹
francisca.cgomes omgg🥹🫶
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pierregasly YOUR p2?
lance_stroll what?
pierregasly what?
lance_stroll what?
pierregasly 💀
fernandoalo_oficial interesting...
yourbff RETURN HER TO ME AT ONCE
lance_stroll no
user46 YOURS?
user47 hello????
user48 AHHHHHHHHHHH
user49 ASK HER OUT ALREADY
landonorris still not dating her mate?
lance_stroll we are friends 😌
landonorris 😂
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fernandoalo_oficial be responsible please
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user50 oh to be a fly on the wallll
user51 WISH I WAS IN THEIR FRIEND GROUPPPP
user52 the shots omg so messy
francisca.cgomes miss you
ynalonso okay where are you come to the club right now
francisca.cgomes 😂 im on my way w alex
ynalonso SSVING YOU BOTH A SHOTTT
lance_stroll love you and congrats
ynalonso IM RIGHT HERE????
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user57 hii y/n 👀
user58 we saw the picssssss
user59 SPILL
francisca.cgomes courtesy of lance, i assume? 👀
ynalonso no comment
yourbff spill. the. beans.
ynalonso nothing to spill 😇
yourbff Y/N!!!
fernandoalo_oficial y/n have i seen images of you and lance kissing?
ynalonso nooo hahahh it's not me :)
fernandoalo_oficial are you sure?
lance_stroll 📍 barcelona
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user60 the first pic being srs & everything else cutesie ... y/n's impact!
user61 the last pic AHHHHHHHHHHHH
user62 the way he LOOKS at y/n!!!!!!
user63 he's in love.
user64 i jus know she's cheesing right back at him too 😭
pierregasly love seeing us both in the points 😍
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fernandoalo_oficial have you spoken to my daughter yet??
ynalonso ...about???
fernandoalo_oficial so, no
lance_stroll 😭 let me live
user65 nando is cooking????
user66 oh he's playing puppet master for sure
estebanocon next time we'll be seeing you on the podium?
lance_stroll yes, alongside you
estebanocon oh, i fear we're dreaming too hard
lance_stroll 😂😂😂
landonorris ...still not dating her mate?
lance_stroll lando. please.
user67 noo let him speak
user68 STILL? NOT? DATING?
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yourbff oh, i see you
ynalonso hm? 😇
yourbff dont play dumb
francisca.cgomes so you had the conversation?
ynalonso what? :)
francisca.cgomes C'MON
alexandrasaintmleux posting this before spilling the deets to us? okay!!
ynalonso im just a girl
lilymhe well congrats 😎
ynalonso 🥹
user69 WE SEE YOU.
user70 ynlance nation rise
user71 SO THE PIC WAS REALLY U???
user72 you dont need to hard launch girl we get it
fernandoalo_oficial you thought you could trick me?
ynalonso no papa what are you talking about? 😵‍💫
time skip 💚
twitter ->
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user74 oh hello?
user75 this is very sus
user76 to me this is a sign
user77 close enough. ynlance confirmed
user78 THIS IS SO CUTE
user79 i love aston martin 2025
pierregasly just hard launch already what are you waiting for
lance_stroll 😵‍💫
landonorris still not dating her mate?
lance_stroll get a job!!
fernandoalo_oficial your love for her is greater than mine i think everybody should know this by now
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ynalonso
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ynalonso with the end of my rookie season i want to thank u all the for the immense support 🥹 not only from the fans but from my father, my team, my best friends and my teammate and boyfriend lance! here's to another great season at aston martin.. 😉 see you next year.
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user80 wait a second
user81 ok there's a lot to unpack here
user82 TEAMMATE AND BOYFRIEND????!?!??!
user83 ANOTHER season!!!! she's renewed her contract w aston??? 🎉🎉🎉
user84 SOOO PROUD
pierregasly you smashed it! honoured to race with you
ynalonso right back at you!
estebanocon a season most rookies could only dream of
ynalonso oh stop!!!!!! 🥹
fernandoalo_oficial beyond proud of you, te amo 💚
ynalonso !!!!! te amo papa
user85 oh how i love them.
yourbff oh thank god
ynalonso aww thanks love you too xx
yourbff be fr. im so proud of you when i think about it too much i start crying
ynalonso STOPPP🥹🥹🥹🥹
francisca.cgomes FINALLY
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lilymhe love you
ynalonso love you sm
alexandrasaintmleux we are all cheering (im so proud of you)
ynalonso love u love u love u
user87 LOVE THE WAGSSS
lance_stroll that's my girl 💚 amazing season, here's to many many more. i love you
ynalonso 🥹🥹 love you so so much thank you for being so amazing!!!
lance_stroll that's all you
user88 "THAT'S MY GIRL"??? IM MELTING
landonorris ohh so he was dating you the whole time?
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ihopeiexplode · 6 months ago
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Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna x Supermodel!Reader
. Mixed of 2 requests!
. A/N: wrote this in class filled w sukuna haters 😞😞 (also I might be flopping chat!!)
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Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who met you before your modeling career started, but you met him when he was already a trending streamer but of course your relationship was kept private under your request
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who's an attractive man, no surprise in that, did half of his followers only follow him because of his looks and voice? Yeah.. hundred percent...
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who gets away with saying the most unhinged and outrageous things on stream just because of his good looks..
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna whose female audience became devastated after they heard he was taken, but do they know he's dating a famous supermodel? Nope, does he want them to know? Yes, but can he tell them? In his dreams
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna whos surprisingly into reading theories everyone made when he revealed he was dating, seeing how they gathered up every female he interacted with and tried seeing which of them had the most chemistry, he laughed when they all came to the conclusion he was dating uraume
(yes I'm aware uraumes gender is not confirmed but let's just say they're female here!!)
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who revealed he was dating you by accident, totally!!
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who called you into his room one morning, but you were unaware he was live, you know his schedule on when he's going live so your relationship with him could be avoided from being revealed
"You called?"
"Mhm, just wanted a little kiss,"
"... Are you live right now...?"
"Hm? Oh, whoops,"
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who felt like a proud idiot when word got around saying a supermodel was dating him, I mean it was only 5 Minutes after the big reveal he was dating you and word immediately got out that Sukuna was the mystery person you were dating and you were his
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who laughs at the "he's only dating her for her money!!" Comments, you both dated before your modeling career, plus he's also rich he has no need to go after your money, not to mention he doesn't even let you spend a dime of your money and insists you should spend his instead....
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who secretly watches edits of you on tiktok and has a whole collection of all the edits he found of you
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who also has a separate collection for every edit he finds of both you,
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who absolutely hates it whenever A guy hits you right in front of him. Sure it's known you're taken by him but does it stop the flirting and stares? On his side yes, but on your side? No, no it does not.
"I must say you rather look gorgeous this evening ms I/n"
"she's taken."
"Hm? I'm aware she is,"
"do I need to—"
"Sukuna enough, were in public..."
"I really don't know what you see in him ms l/n you could do so much better, like me for example,"
"nevermind, Sukuna go."
Woah I wonder how the guy ended up in the hospital the very next day!!! I wonder who caused that!!
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who loves it whenever a girl tries hitting on him only to run away and apologize the moment they see you approach him and give him a kiss
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who also loves it whenever you bring him up during one of your interviews
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who always has to mention you at least more than once during his streams or just mentioning you in general
"you look handsome"
"yeah I know my girlfriend told me that earlier this morning, only her opinions matter to me by the way"
Streamerboyfriend!Sukuna who acts like a lovesick puppy whenever he's with you, surprising everyone who sees your photos with him on your Instagram seeing how Sukuna is known and theorized to be the dominant one in a relationship if it ever came to that (the theory was made before ur relationship w him was revealed), but it seems to be the complete opposite in your photos...
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flamingpudding · 8 months ago
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All right you got my creative juices running with part five of Klarion is Dan yes the first series I ever came to you with
To find him Klarion isn't the only one living in the DC dimension in like the word of protective mother Danny is he sent one of clarion's older siblings to go with him Larsal/Lassie
She was one of the clone children that was created long before Danny knew that was trying to clone him she was one of the first failures
She doesn't really have a physical form as much she is more of like a big pit of water that has like a spiritual like form like Dr Fate
She hates Vlad so much that the entire League of assassins who's also hit him even though they don't know who he is but know that Danny got from Clockwork was about her and visiting
Klarion knows about the quote as the same thing last knows about him being a villain they keep each other secrets cuz they know they make Mom disappointed
When they do have somewhat of a physical form it's a cowgirl with a horse made entirely of Lazarus Pits
Along with that Vlad making surprise visit after feeling someone's littering his name more than usual it's like a call about anytime he knows his children or Daniel is talking about him
Also Batman's freaking out after I think that one of Danny's kids is such a little hater that they made a cult just despite their father which makes the Justice League think Vlad really that bad
This is just the funny idea and I know it's not a good prompt I'm still trying to think of more sorry
Oh I love this! Thanks you!
This is going to be fun in a way I hope! Enjoy~
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Danny barely avoided getting questioned further about his relation to Vlad when he noticed the green post-it note and made a grab for it. "Oh would you look at that! Pop is sending us a message!"
Okay maybe he said that louder than necessary but he needed to change the topic. He didn't need more people on to torment the fruitloop. His own kids were already giving the man enough grief as it was. He didn't need distant cousins or an entire hero society of another dimension coming after the fruitloop too. Not that he would mind that much but some mercy towards the redeemed man would probably be appropriated.
Either way Danny focused his attention on the note only half heartedly listening as Klarion continued his family tree explanation to his little hero friends. He blinked at the note several times before laughing happily. "Would you look at that! Lassie is going to come by! Your Granpa Clock is giving us a heads up, so I can prepare a fresh batch of ectoplasm for her to stay healthy!"
Whatever Klarion was explaining right now was abandoned as he sat up straight. "Lassie is coming too?"
"Well of course she is." Danny hummed happily, thankful for the chance of seeing both his kids that liked to life in the same dimension.
"Lassie?" Red Robin piped up questioning. Oh looks like this is one of Klarions siblings they hadn't gotten to yet regarding explanations.
"Yes my fourth oldest but unofficial second oldest." Danny nodded with a proud mother smile on his face. "She lives in this dimension too to keep an eye on Klarion so he would stay safe and dosen't over do it."
Klarion on the other hand groaned. "I don't need Lassie to baby sit me!"
"Klarion, sweety you were new to the whole living alone in another dimension thing. You spent the longest in FarFrozen and the Ghost Zone with me because of your destabilisation." Danny reprimanded him softly and the teen heroes snickered behind Klarions back to which the witch boy turned to glare at them with a greenish blush across his cheeks.
"So what does that sister of yours look like?" Impulse asked to change the topic and because he took a bit of pity on Klarion for the way his Mom was apparently embarrassing the witch boy. His question resulted in Klarion flipping though the photo album before stopping at an image of Klarion next to a pit of green something. Impulse arched an eyebrow and was about to comment when he got pushed roughly to the side by Red Robin.
"THAT'S A LAZARUS PIT!"
The way Batman's chair clattered to the ground as the man stood up looked every bit like he was going to rush over to the teens spoke for the shock that Red Robin shout had caused. The Ghost King and Klarion on the other hand looked rather calm as they barely reacted to the shout and Danny even motioned to Batman to sit back down again, as the chair that fell rightened itself again.
"Calm down. Lassie is a good child. She wouldn't hurt a fly." Danny told them smiling, not realising that both Batman and Red Robin were giving him increadulous looks behind their mask.
"A.... good child?" Batman repeated his slowly his voice even more tinged with his usual gruff gravel in a way that both Superman and Wonder Woman side eyed him worried while Flash snacked on a pack of melon flavoured ships he snacked from a table.
"She doesn't have a physical body, that is why she is relying on the pits of natural ectoplasm your dimension has. There was a little problem with her physical form and we just couldn't restore it and she refuses to get a unoccupied clone body like Klarion has." Danny explained further not minding the stares he or Klarion were getting.
"Pits of natural ectoplasm?" Batman reiterated, his tone clearly questioning, to which Danny only blinked a couple of times surprised. "I thought your dimension knew what they were? Sure the way you guys use them is strange and Lassie did sound a bit concerned when she told me about it but I didn't think you guys weren't aware what they were."
"No that is not...." Red Robin started but then but himself of as he turned around hurriedly in a defensive position as he noticed someone coming in through the window. He wasn't the only one. All the heroes reacted as one at the new presence, however what they didn't expect was a member of the League of Assassins blinking up at them stunned after climbing in through the window lifting their hands palm up in a gesture of peace.
"Woah hey there calm down! Klarion what the fuck? Why are there so many heroes in your Apartment?" The LoA member spoke up and all eyes turned to Klarion who instead only deadpanned. "I told you Mom was visiting to meet my 'friends'"
"Lassie, what did I tell you about possessing bodies?" The Ghost King piped up in a disapproving tone and they heard the distinctive tone of someone knocking their head against the table, probably Constantine.
"Sorry Mom but there are not Pits of ectoplasm near baby brother I could use to form a body." The LoA member, apparently possessed by Klarion's elder sister replied sheepishly. To say Red Robin was weirded out was an understatement. Usually if he encountered LoA members they were aggressive and most likely there to take him or one of his siblings out.
"That's an League of Assasin member...." He muttered under his breath to which said member laughed. "This guy was the closest to me to use for the moment. Don't worry I will release him later and he won't even remember a thing. I got my little sheep's well trained."
"Little sheep's?" Wonder Girl repeated a hand on her hip as she stared sceptically, to which Klarion face palmed and muttered a low "Sis shut up...."
"No Lassie, don't shut up." Danny intone from the kitchen table he was still sitting at with the other adults, his head was now resting on his hand as he stared at his two kids who visibly flinched.
The LoA member, possessed by Klarions sister, scratched the back of is head nervously as they faced the Ghost King. "Ah Mom, uhm hehe you know funny story..."
The heroes were pretty sure that the room had gotten several degrees colder and they weren't sure if that was because of the mood of a parent about to interrogate their child or because of the Ghost Kings power. (At a later time Constantine swore it were the Ghost Kings powers.) There was a awkward moment of silence the heroes weren't sure if they should be present for that or not especially when Danny stood up and walked over to the teens.
On reflex Wonder Girl, Superboy, Impulse and Red Robin made room for Danny to walk past them as they watched on torn between curiosity and pity, because clearly Klarion and his sister Lassie must have done something they weren't supposed to do. And honestly they were more curious what they did, after all the Ghost King hadn't been that faced when it got revealed that Klarion was more of a Villain than a Hero to them.
"Lassie, what did you do?" The teen heroes couldn't see Danny's face but from the tone they had a feeling that Danny was arching an eyebrow at his children.
Lassie laughed awkwardly once more. "So... you know how grandma Pandora kind of thought us about how our own emotion can influence those around us exposed to our ectoplasm over a long period of time?"
"Lassie..."
"I might have raised something akin to a cult on accident and passed on my personal grudge and hate towards the fruitloop along to them and they might now have the subconscious drill of attack on sight if Vlad ever makes an appearance in this dimension...." The LoA member slowly spoke up which had several of the adult heroes blinking in disbelief.
Batman especially was in shock of hearing about this since had the most interaction with this 'cult' as apparently one of the Ghost Kings children liked to call the League of Assassins. The bat suit wearing hero was about to interject and ask more but stopped when the Ghost King let out a suffering sigh like the most tired parent in existence. "And you didn't think about telling me this sooner because?"
"We don't like to disappoint you Mom." The two children of the Ghost King replied simultaneously like one united front. Danny in response gave his kids a light chuckle. But before Danny could go on any further Red Robin decided it was probably a good time to interject and remind the Ghost King of their presence.
"I got a question if you don't mind..." He lifted his hand like he was in school as he pulled the attention towards him. His curiosity won over his caution of the situation. "Klarion if the Lazarus Pits are actually 'ectoplasm' as you mentioned before, and are largely influenced by your sisters emotion. What happens to guy that bath regularly in them or someone that got thrown in there and game back out rage filled?"
"Red Robin!" Batman call out reprimanding instantly knowing where Red Robins line of question was going.
The possessed LoA member on the other hand blinked at them before scratching their head sheepishly. "I think I know who your talking about. I am still sorry about that second guy. When he got dunked into my ectoplasm, I kinda just came back from a visit home and had a bad fight with Vlad and was especially rage filled towards him."
"So does that mean...?" Red Robin inquired further ignoring Batman's silent glare towards him for even bringing these questions up and just as Lassie was about to answer Danny interjected.
"Lassie, go fix your cult." Another green note at materialised out of nowhere and had fluttered in the air before him and caused the Ghost King to face palm the moment he read it's context.
"Mom?" Both Klarion and Lassie asked with a shared worried glance.
"Vlad has come into the dimension for some reasons and is currently getting chased down by your cult."
There was a stunned silence after which Klarion and Lassie, in the body of the LoA member, broke out laughing hysterically which only caused Danny to lightly glare at his children. Meanwhile the teen heroes weren't sure if they should feel sorry for the old man called Vlad but considering all the red flags they had picked up from what Klarion told them, they felt a little like the man deserved that.
The adults on the other hand felt slightly torn, well mostly Batman. It was clear that this Vlad was a bigger threat than both Klarion and the Ghost King were making him out to be, considering the entire existence of the Lazarus Pits hated that man. But on the other hand as heroes they probably should feel obligated to help the man especially if, according to the Ghost Kings words, he was currently gotten chased in their dimension by the League of Assassins.
Danny on the other hand never felt more like a tired mother than he did right now. Sure he knew about his unofficial second oldest hatred towards Vlad but this certainly was a new level of hate. Especially since she apparently 'accidentally' (he doesn't by that at all) raised an entire cult that subconsciously hated him too.
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amoreva · 11 months ago
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yes i’m so glad you’re writing for clarisse because im obsessed with your writing.
could you write something with reader being a really confident and vain daughter of aphrodite who channels her mothers war goddess attributes and is one of the best sword fighter in camp? also playful teasing from reader and sparring because 1 i need justice for the massacre of aphrodites character and 2 clarisse x aphrodite!reader is essential to my life force. haters can hate.
maybe also show how other campers interact with her as well, like luke showing percy around idk
LOVER AND A WARRIOR
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pairing: clarisse la rue x daughter of aphrodite!reader
summary: clarisse has always been a hard hitter and a tough lover, but a certain someone from aphrodite makes her soft. and she doesn’t entirely mind it.
warnings: use of “y/n” once or twice, kinda switches to percy’s pov, fighting, almost death(?), fluff, mentions of beckendorf!!
a/n: i really hope i did this request right! enjoy! i was trying to crank this out as soon as i could.
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Everyone thought you’d be claim by Ares (even though your dad was still very present and not a god) or at least by Athena. You were smart and a hell of a lot strong; both mentally and physically.
So it came to a surprise when Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, claimed you.
Though, Clarisse knew you were her daughter. You were every bit of passionate: about life, hobbies, interests, her. You paid attention to every little detail that flew out of her mouth (she noticed).
It didn’t help that you channeled your mother’s past title and abilities. After all, in Sparta, she was known as Aphrodite Aeria, “Aphrodite the Warlike”.
Clarisse was head over heels for you the minute she saw you fight (you even bested Luke, how was she not supposed to not fall in love with you?)
You and Clarisse started dating at the peak of the Summer Solstice and never looked back. No one knew Clarisse could be so…tolerating to someone outside of her cabin, especially to one of Aphrodite’s daughter.
Percy surely didn’t expect it either.
Clarisse was so callous and you were compassionate. He guessed that thing about opposites attract was true.
“Look, you want attention here, dummy?” Clarisse spoke condescendingly to the newest camper. She just couldn’t believe a scrawny kid took down the Minotaur. “You better be ready for it when it comes.”
Clarisse made Percy flinch and walked past Hermes’ kids. An amused smile plastered on her face. Luke shook his head as Ares’ kids passed which begged the question. “Why don’t they mess with you?” Percy asked.
“They know better.” Luke smirked.
“Luke’s the second strongest swordsman in camp.” Chris added with a proud grin.
“Who’s the first?”
“Y/N.”
Suddenly, you walked by in perfect timing. Percy’s eyes glued to you. You witnessed the whole situation and went to talk to your girlfriend. “Clarisse…” You muttered.
Percy watched Ares’ daughter soften at the mention of her name from your lips. Nothing in the facial expressions, it was all in the eyes.
“She doesn’t look menacing or intimidating—” Percy acknowledged.
“Don’t judge a book by its cover.” Luke reminded as he glanced back at you and Clarisse. “Got my ass handed to me when I sparred with her.”
Percy looked at Luke. “Really? Can I train with her?”
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It wasn’t odd to find Clarisse in Aphrodite’s cabin; nor was it odd to find the two of you cuddling on your bunk. Sunlight beaming onto the two of you and the only sounds were the campers outside. All of your siblings when do go enjoy camp activities while you read to Clarisse.
Ancient Greek flows from your mouth like the water from River Styx. Clarisse had one arm haphazardly thrown across your abdomen. Her head perched on your shoulder.
Silently, she admired the way your lips moved. The way you were invested into the story. The way she can see all the tiny details on your gorgeous face from this position.
Clarisse found herself falling for you more and more with each second of the day. She was aggressive and intimidating. She was Ares’ favorite daughter after all, but she found herself becoming more softhearted to you.
“You’re my…everything.” Clarisse whispered fondly. It might’ve been a slip of the tongue, but it made you blush.
She never failed to make you blush. Your rosy cheeks complimented with a sheepish grin. “Clarisse…” You mumbled and put down the book.
“I mean it.” Clarisse stated firmly and sat up on her elbow. Her heart locket fell from her orange Camp t-shirt. It matched yours, except you had a sword charm. Clarisse insisted on giving it to you (after threatening Beckendorf once or twice) for your two month anniversary.
“I know.” You reassured and pecked her lips quickly. Clarisse smiled and dived back in to press her lips into yours
A giggle erupted from you. A rush of dopamine intoxicating your brain. It always felt like the first kiss with her. “I love you, I love you, I love you—” You repeated into her lips.
“I get it, lovergirl.” Clarisse chuckled as she pulled away. Her cheek tinged with pink. “I love you too.”
She continued. “Will you keep reading? You sound so beautiful when you read—”
“Clarisse!” You exclaimed. Your blush even more prominent.
“What? I can’t tell my girlfriend she has a voice from the sirens that could bring the Big Three to tears?”
“Clarisse…”
“Keep reading, lovergirl.”
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“This is safe, right?” Percy asked Grover.
“Yeah! Perfectly safe.” Grover reassured with a smile.
Luke had recruited you to help train Percy (Clarisse just so happened to tag along). There were swords in all of your hands. You were going to fight Clarisse and Luke and Percy doubted you were that good.
It was all to help Percy learn more about fighting with the sword and a great way to show off. The forest clearing gave enough room to really show your talents in combat.
“Don’t go easy on me!” You yelled at Clarisse and Luke on the other side of the clearing. Percy and Grover were sitting on rather large rocks anticipating the battle.
You took a deep breath and your eyes hardened. It was like switched had been flipped within you. You shifted your foot, sliding it in the dirt. The air felt different. Tense, sharp, lung-crushing.
Clarisse and Luke tightened their grip on their swords and gave each other a confirming nod. Percy and Grover watched as the three older half-bloods charged one another.
With precision and quick-wit, you were able to keep Clarisse and Luke on their toes. Luke shifted his weight in his feet before charging you again. You clashed swords. Celestial Bronze against Celestial Bronze.
Your ears perked up on shoes slapping against the dirt. You ducked causing Clarisse to swing at Luke. There was no trace of a your warm sweet smile Percy saw, only your hardened gaze.
It was kind of scary to see Aphrodite’s daughter switch up so fast.
Clarisse cursed under her and swiped her sword as if flicking off imaginary blood. She met your gaze, her heart skipped a beat. She rushed you again and swiped your legs. You jumped back with the grace of a swan, but Clarisse parried her sword immediately after.
You riposted Clarisse when Luke cane out from behind Clarisse to continue an onslaught of attacks. You scoffed quietly, but you could never complain. It was a good workout.
Yet, a particularly heavy swing from you knocked Luke’s sword from out of his hand. His sword flinging at Percy’s head. Percy shouted and ducked.
“Oh my gods!” You exclaimed and slapped your heads over your mouth in surprise.
Clarisse and Luke stopped their attacks and looked back at Percy and Grover. Luke’s celestial bronze sword was sticking out of a tree. Percy centimeters away from the blade.
You apologized for your reckless behavior. Percy was more scared of how fast you switched from your focused nature to a worried attitude.
“It’s okay…” Percy laughed nervously.
“He said he was fine!” Clarisse called out and walked towards you, pressing a small kiss to your cheek.
“Sorry, Percy.” Luke apologized.
“A lover and a fighter. Got it.” Percy noted in his mind as you complained to Clarisse about feeling bad about impaling Percy.
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beneathashadytree · 3 months ago
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER - SYLUS QIN X READER SERIES MASTERLIST
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“To have been summoned by a man as infamous as him did nothing but spell trouble—particularly for someone whose sole purpose in life was to lay low and get the job done as inconspicuously as possible. Sylus’ sudden looming presence was at best a nuisance, at worst her early demise, and she wasn’t about to let herself get caught off-guard. What she didn’t account for was that she’d long been dancing in the palm of his hand, in a wicked game orchestrated by him. Whether one lives or dies… it all depends on how they play by the rules. And how amusing it would be, should he find himself losing against the wheels of fate he’d so carefully set in motion. No one was safe from the cruelty of the underbelly of the N109 Zone—not even him.”
A series commissioned by @onliafaze <3
Additional notes : This has been in the works for more than a month now, and I’m super proud of the direction it’s heading in. I’ve been preparing this as a surprise for you guys, since I’ve never actually written a series before! Hope you guys enjoy it🫶🏽
Leave a reply here if you’d like to be tagged in this upcoming series in particular! 🫶🏽
Masterlist
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Chapter 1: Little Crow
Chapter 2: Nightjar
Chapter 3: Finch
[more chapters to be announced soon!]
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Series taglist: —
Sylus-specific taglist: @mrlovesimps @snowyfragrance @malcarconia @jaysbookofnothing @kitsune25 @monohopeworld @devilinside27 @lara635kookie @xinnn6 @moonlight-inthe-sea @canyonlouist @number-1-harumi-hater @2angelbaby2 @jinnieats @blobfishbumblebee @aesmstar @klutzycora-san @inkblotgalaxies @mxrissaauuu @risaaaaaa @lilithmoonlite @wooyoungsfairygf @hyunskz @lemonsupernova @kpop-and-otome @elizabeth916 @xcalkenf @i-am-fork @vergillvrr @billie-lover8 @kandi-bath853 @musiclover2119 @rafayelsheart @loveyluv7 @foiledbug @xxaviibee @hermiona18 @estelleokami @asherengel @wimpyvamps @witch-of-the-teapot @kttriangle @ayumi-darling @colorfulotaku @pastelsweaters-and-bubble-t @secretmoneybearvoid @kurov1864 @doubleshoticedshakenespresso @afterdarkwithkaeya @blossomingrose @uselessnewt @sleepydang @nikkitc0703 @this-gave-pidgeon-further-shock @luna-usagi-chan @darkflowerav
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gibberishfangirl · 6 months ago
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WIND BREAKER | dating the gamer girl who’s also a streamer
Synopsis ✰ head cannons about how the boys react to finding out that your a well-known twitch streamer
Characters ✰ Haruka Sakura, Hajime Umemiya, Hayato Suo, Akihiko Nirei, Jo Togame, Choji Tomiyama
Contains ✰ sfw!, innocent content of the boys being supportive and shocked boyfriends
★ this is heavily inspired by my gamer girlfriend post consider this the sequel★
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Haruka Sakura ᡣ𐭩
✧₊⁺ he has no idea what twitch is or what being a streamer even means
✧₊⁺ he only finds out because you got recognized in public by a very hyper/excited fan
✧₊⁺ almost sucker punches tf out of your fan because he thinks it’s some person trying to harass you
✧₊⁺ you have to hold him back
✧₊⁺ “wait wait, i’m sorry! i came off too strong, i just really love your streams!” the fan apologizes after Sakura completely got the wrong idea
✧₊⁺ “what videos? what’s a stream?”
✧₊⁺ you gave him a brief explanation and left it at that, you were very shy about your streaming career
✧₊⁺ detective sakura mode unlocked!
✧₊⁺ he’s very surprised to see that you have roughly around 50k followers from only uploading minecraft content
✧₊⁺ you stream hardcore minecraft challenges along with building tutorials which your fans love
✧₊⁺ he creates a secret account where he argues with all your haters
✧₊⁺ “you’re builds aren’t even cute” “your face isn’t cute, i wouldn’t talk if i were you”
✧₊⁺ you secretly knew the account was his but found it cute that he was so protective by your media presence
✧₊⁺ watches your streams in secret whenever he has the chance at school
✧₊⁺ “what are you doing on your phone Sakura?” “nothing! don’t worry about it, shut up.”
Hajime Umemiya ᡣ𐭩
✧₊⁺ gets extremely over protective when he finds out
✧₊⁺ he doesn’t like your fanboys
✧₊⁺ he cringes whenever you get comments like “can you be my mercy pocket?” “i can carry you”
✧₊⁺ he will respond back by saying “she doesn’t need to get carried by a bronze”
✧₊⁺ he only found your account by accident when he downloaded twitch
✧₊⁺ he’s a little sad you didn’t tell him
✧₊⁺ “why would you hide it from me?” “i wasn’t hiding it, i was just embarrassed”
✧₊⁺ he doesn’t mind whenever some fans come up to you in public
✧₊⁺ he does mind when it’s some weird guy, although they never come up to you since his presence alone scared them off
✧₊⁺ he’s very proud of your accomplishments
✧₊⁺ always congratulates you when you reach a new milestone
✧₊⁺ he becomes one of your twitch mods and blocks every weirdo account whenever he has the chance to watch your streams
✧₊⁺ he never misses one of your competitive streams
✧₊⁺ you participate in some tournaments and he’s literally your biggest hype man
✧₊⁺ “don’t be nervous, you’ll totally win.”
✧₊⁺ has the biggest smile on his face whenever you do win
✧₊⁺ he’s highkey your biggest fan boy and supporter
Hayato Suo ᡣ𐭩
✧₊⁺ you’re super embarrassed of your streaming career since you have about 5k followers that just love your aesthetic animal crossing content
✧₊⁺ who knew animal crossing would be such a hit for streaming content
✧₊⁺ you’re also a youtuber and you post some mini tutorials on how to create aesthetic shaped ponds
✧₊⁺ he only found out because someone else came to up to you in public in front of him
✧₊⁺ he was geeking the whole time watching you be so nice to a supporter
✧₊⁺ you made him promise he wont watch your streams
✧₊⁺ he keeps that promise but that doesn’t stop him from watching your youtube videos
✧₊⁺ to be fair, you did only say streams and didn’t mention youtube
✧₊⁺ he’s in awe by the cute and nice way you interact with your chat
✧₊⁺ he falls asleep listening to your voice during some of the tutorials
✧₊⁺ doesn’t like your haters
✧₊⁺ he gets annoyed whenever he sees a comment saying “animal crossing isn’t that fun, play a new game”
✧₊⁺ he gets the urge to want to argue back but respects your wishes and doesn’t
✧₊⁺ he does watch some your streaming clips if they get uploaded onto a different platform
Akihiko Nirei ᡣ𐭩
✧₊⁺ please you’re kidding yourself if you think he doesn’t know
✧₊⁺ have you met him? he knows everything
✧₊⁺ he found out from the first moment he met you
✧₊⁺ he asked about you along with googling you and found out that you were streamer
✧₊⁺ finds the way you laugh and talk to an online audience with ease to be enchanting
✧₊⁺ he’s incredibly impressed by your ability to be so likeable even through a screen
✧₊⁺ he’s mainly surprised that you don’t stream the sims since that’s a game you two always play together
✧₊⁺ he asks you about it and you explained how it’s just because the sims is a comfort game to you that you rather not “exploit” for views
✧₊⁺ you’re a multi game player so you stream different content and gameplays on a regular basis
✧₊⁺ he’s impressed to see that you’re good at fps games and different styles of games
✧₊⁺ you’re not really shy about your streaming profile
✧₊⁺ you answer any questions he asks while he jots down whatever you said into his note book
✧₊⁺ what he scribbles into his notebook: “my girlfriend is so cool.”
✧₊⁺ you don’t mind if he watches some of your streams which he does
✧₊⁺ he’s an internal fanboy but hides it from you because he doesn’t want to come off as geeky
✧₊⁺ he didn’t watch your streams until you gave him permission and let him know you’re 100% okay with it
Jo Togame ᡣ𐭩
✧₊⁺ you told him shortly after the two of you started gaming together
✧₊⁺ he thinks it’s a little funny (in a harmless way) that your a fortnite streamer in general
✧₊⁺ finds your 1v1 streams to be very impressive
✧₊⁺ he loves how happy gaming and streaming makes you
✧₊⁺ gets violent if anyone ever dares or tries to make a joke about you streaming or your gaming
✧₊⁺ he has smacked the back of the Choji’s head after Choji called you a fortnite try-hard loser
✧₊⁺ thinks it’s funny when you openly humble other players who think they’re better than you
✧₊⁺ you don’t do face cam which he’s grateful for since he wants you all for himself
✧₊⁺ it’s game over for him once you do the face reveal post
✧₊⁺ he secretly and silently sulks in a corner after seeing how many online men tried to get at you
✧₊⁺ he uses it as motivation to get better at fortnite (LMAOO you can’t tell me he wouldnt)
✧₊⁺ his logic is that if he’s simply better than every other guy trying to talk you up he’s won
✧₊⁺ despite his little jealousy episodes he’s very confident and secure in your relationship
✧₊⁺ he knows you’d never leave him for some loser in a twitch chat
✧₊⁺ he makes small guest star appearances in your streams
✧₊⁺ your female side audience love him (maybe a little too much sometimes)
Choji Tomiyama ᡣ𐭩
✧₊⁺ he was already impressed by your gaming skills in general, he’s even more impressed by your streaming content
✧₊⁺ yeah he saw you play in person but seeing a full screen gameplay from your perspective was mesmerizing to him
✧₊⁺ he loved to tune into your content
✧₊⁺ he would also argue with your haters online
✧₊⁺ he especially argued with the sexist comments
✧₊⁺ he 100% got more mad than you did when it came to guys in the comments/chat shit talking you for being a girl
✧₊⁺ “who cares if you’re a girl, they’re just mad you’d still kick their ass.”
✧₊⁺ “wtv man, keep yapping. she’ll definitely smoke you in a 1v1”
✧₊⁺ he’ll leave hate comments on every guys posts who have ever insulted you
✧₊⁺ be glad he happens to also have hands in person to back up what his mouth runs
✧₊⁺ he fully supports your choices
✧₊⁺ you actually started streaming after you two started dating
✧₊⁺ he was the one who talked you into uploading your content and to start live streaming it
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