sex etiquette, free therapy & sincericide (david 8 x reader)
summary: David has many skills built into his design. Luckily for (y/n), trying is one of them.
warnings: swearing, nakedness, mentions of smut, slight angst, fluff
words: 1.0k
notes: hiii. i missed writing for him. could be read as a continuation to love or trust, or a standalone. either way i hope you enjoy x
David is oddly amusing after sex. He will awkwardly, although conceptually contradictory to his unhuman nature, walk to the bathroom and just stay there for a whole minute. Then he will come back — still without a word —, with his perfect naked body only illuminated by the low blue light in (y/n)’s quarters and frozen blue eyes that advert from hers at any cost. And it’s in that moment her gaze meets his, briefly, that sometimes she wonders if he ever regrets paying her those visits at night.
Ever since the crew awakened, (y/n) couldn’t help but notice the difference of treatment David displayed between her and their colleagues. It was as subtle as a lingering touch whenever he brought her tea, or as blatant as his toothy smile directed at her whilst she studied some coordinates for the next expedition. Either way, it simply seemed impossible to escape the android’s overwhelming attention over herself. He hovered like a heavy cloud, but caused its opposite effect on the girl with his somewhat disconcerting warm presence. So, it was only natural their acquaintance would grow to be more intimate as time went on, resulting on that strange, casual relationship of theirs.
It didn’t have a name or a clear goal. For now, (y/n) enjoyed his company — and his bedside manners, of course — very much and enough to want him around even after having sex. And that’s why his alien demeanour bothered her so much. Granted, this time she just had to speak up.
“You always do that”, she muses.
Sitting right next to her on the bed, mimicking the way her body is inclined on the headboard, David looks up at last. He has a neutral expression that turns into light confusion, flexing his eyebrows. “Always do what?”
“You stand there, quiet, distant, as if you weren’t almost fucking me through a wall just now”, her tone is obviously comic, but it doesn’t seem to affect David that much. “I’m just kidding, by the way.”
“I know”, he says, not really showing any sign of contempt. But then again, he never really did. His blonde hair is dishevelled and (y/n) puts it on place, causing him to flash her a smile before continuing, “and I am aware I have quite a lot to learn about sex etiquette.”
“It’s more than that and you know it, David.”
He frowns. “I don’t follow.”
“Are you afraid?”, she then asks, taking a deep breath when the crease on his forehead only thickens. “Of us? Of me? Does this thing we have... I don’t know, frighten you?”
His faint smile flutters a bit as his eyes travel the room. “I wouldn’t say fright. I believe I am incapable of experiencing such thing, as it is not in my design”, as low as his voice is, she can hear him clearly, yet his tone gives her nothing to consider. David is just plain about things, and although (y/n) appreciated his honesty, in that moment she only felt annoyed by it. Noticing her sour face, David inquires, “have I upset you with my words?”
“Not really”, she shrugs, but fails to convince him of her lie. The girl sighs in defeat, closing her eyes for a second. “I just... I can’t understand how you can do what you do with me, hold me close, kiss me so passionate, and tell me that this is all just part of your design. It is not. I can’t... I can’t accept that.”
“That is not what I meant, and you didn’t let me finish my sentence.”
“So finish it.”
“You don’t frighten me, but I must admit I am uncertain of this relationship”, David explains, gazing intently at her. “You are aware of my limitations. I am not human, and I can’t provide you with the fulfilment a male of your species would and that which you probably will need, eventually. Emotional and physical wise.”
(y/n) only hums in thought, nodding once. She then opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body to his eyes one more time. “What do you think when you look at me?”, she offers him a small grin, caressing her own curves as she waits for his answer. Some of his liquid remains still ran down her inner thighs and it almost aroused her again, but she contained herself. That question was important.
David’s eyes scan her up and down as he states with a gravelly voice, “I think about having you for myself forever.”
There is pause, and her insides burn with his words. (y/n) then scoffs, shaking her head as she covers herself again. “David, you can’t say things like that.”
With genuinely curious eyes, he retorts, “why?”
“Because I am alone in this giant piece of metal floating in middle of space for two years. And then you tell me this. How am I supposed to react?”
“I simply responded your inquiry, (y/n)”, he mumbles, and there is no indignation to his voice. It is collected as ever, although his confused expression just gave way to a slightly more concerned one. “I don’t see how I could help your feelings, and I am truly sorry for that. However, perhaps... I could try.”
“You can’t, David”, (y/n) sighs, taking his hand into her own. His pale fingers instantly curl against hers and she can’t hide a sad smile looking at them. “Nobody can, I guess. I’m just using you as my free therapist at this point, that’s all.”
David stares at her for a moment and simply nods. “Do continue, then.”
She shakes her head, another bitter smile painting her lips as she does so. “You know what? Forget I ever said anything, you’re right. You can’t and shouldn’t have to help me. Let’s just fuck again and call it a night.”
David stops (y/n) halfway when she tries to straddle his body, raising his brows in a quick realization. “But I want to”, he whispers, squeezing her arms as he holds her in place. He then lets her continue to move onto his hips, pulling her close enough to feel her hot breath against his mouth. David grins at the surprise spread on her features, brushing their lips together, “do you?”
They kiss, eventually, and his tongue takes her places (y/n) didn’t think were possible in the middle of nowhere. His embrace around her waist gives only enough room for her to catch her breath, before she rests her forehead over his.
“Try me.”
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Intellectual conversations with my brother
Me: Man, sometimes shredding my old papers is like f-ing Sisyphus
Me: Heh, nah - no one likes f-ing Sisyphus
Me: It’s just the same old routine over and over
Me: <repeats this to my brother>
My brother: Wait, NO ONE likes f-ing Sisyphus?
My brother: Are you saying ODYSSEUS likes f-ing Sisyphus?
My brother: PLOT TWIST
Me: Er, where you been Homer
Me: THE ENTIRE ODYSSEY’S GAY
My brother: And you know what else?
My brother: THE ILIAD
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Midnight Pals: Omens
Arkasha Stevenson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the first omen
Stevenson: it's about a plot to breed the antichrist
King: wait this sounds familiar
Stevenson: yeah it's based on The Omen
King: no that's not it
King: wait! i've got it!
King: this is totally ripping off Good Omens!
King: it's the same set up!
Lovecraft: you're right! even the name is similar!
Barker: wow, i hope someone gets fired for THAT blunder
King: neil! Neil! did you know that the omen is ripping off your book?
Neil Gaiman: steve, good omens is a parody of the omen
King:
King: what
Gaiman: i mean, even the name is similar
Gaiman: that should have been a clue
Gaiman: you must understand, steve, that once the omen was the biggest thing in horror
Gaiman: we believed its grip on man's imagination would last the ages! But alas... it is forgotten!
Gaiman: forgotten like the fading filaments of a dream in the morning light!
King: oh ok
Gaiman: now, like the great ozymandias,king of kings, memory of the omen has scattered to the howling winds of the glittering desert of oblivion
Gaiman: and like prometheus the titan of old my torment knows no bounds
Koontz: neil! did you know the first omen ripped off your book?
Gaiman: no young dean for you see the omen actually predates good omens
Koontz: huh? but it just came out!
Gaiman: no see the original omen came our before the good omens book
Koontz: original omen? book?
Koontz: i don't understand
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Shelley: so neil i hear they ripped off your book
Gaiman: no i
Shelley: i'd be real pissed if someone ripped off my book
Gaiman: they didn't
Shelley: i'd give em one of these [pantomimes shivving]
Gaiman: please! no one ripped off good omens
Barker: oh they definitely ripped off good omens
Poe: seems pretty obvious, yeah
Gaiman: edgar! he's just stirring up shit!
Gaiman: you know that!
Gaiman: why are you believing him now?
Poe: no he's right, it's an open and shut case
Neil Gaiman: it's not a rip off! good omens was literally an omen parody!
Gaiman: if you won't believe me, ask terry!
Terry Pratchett: hey is anyone hungry? i could really go for some soup right now
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