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Lando sees a man a half inch taller than him and immediately becomes a pick me girl from high school. 'omg you're so tall. How tall are you? Oh I'm just so tiny. I'm not cuuuuuuuuuuute guys stoppppppp omg >:) nooooo literally fight me guyssss stooop I'm not tiny and fragile and little and cute stop saying that :((((((' If he didn't have massive bear paws I'm so sure that we'd see him start comparing hand sizes with every man he meets
#he's weirdly good at it too for a straight (?) man#my favourite thing is those videos of him drunk just being absolutely squished by a million men slightly bigger than him#mf you're 5'7 and a professional athlete how do you manage to make yourself look small and fragile like a wet kitten#formula 1#formula one#f1#lando norris#mclaren
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u should draw garth and jason interacting. btw. pretty please.


shout out to when they were on a team together for about 2 issues
#ok they arent actually interacting here but.....#thats garths fault all he did was stare out the window and not speak#even jason was like DAMN this guy is miserable 😭😭#he was mourning tula btw. professional mourner#also ik that roys shirt is wrong but it was too late when i realized#jasons line in the 1st pic is straight from the comic#cutie pie#jason todd#garth of shayeris#roy harper#sorry i just wanted to draw him LOL#my art#dc#dc comics#asks#anon#before u ask its New Teen Titans v2 issues 20 & 21#teen titans
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Hello!! I just played mushroom oasis today and I must say I'm a big fan of the game! I think the banter between Mychael and the mc is so charming, the development of their relationship feels so natural (despite maybe the uhhh. manipulation that may be happening) but yes I find it all very enjoyable!! I'm excited to see what more you have planned 💖
Aaa thank you for the kind words!! Having it feel natural is always important to me, especially with it being a slow burn so that means a lot!! Since I'm done with the recent game jam I'm excited to get back into continuing development for Day 4 once I get my ducks in a row!!
Also,,, completely unrelated,,, but I do recognize you around tumblr and I'm kinda holding back rn but wauhhh another,, cwinge appreciation post below,,, (everyone look away!!! look away!!!):
HOW DOES THE DCA FANDOM KEEP FINDING ME PLEASE THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL BLOG!! wailing,,,
I won't ramble too much but the fact you of all people ended up in my inbox after haunting my side blog dash for MONTHS (years????) with jester content,,, I'm clowning in public rn,,,
Anyway anyway, I love your work (esp sunmoonsun who?? who said that>> WHO SAID THAT); I hope you have a good day!!! I'm gonna scream into my palms for a few hours now ty, , , for the support,,,
Honorable mention//
You know who you are ,, ty for the fanart <3<3<3,,,,
#mushroom oasis vn#jar of fireflies#im calm im calm im profESSIONAL#what if i shed my inhibitions and just straight up make a dca visual novel someday huh#what then#id have achieved maximum 'im cringe but im free' i think#anyways major big apologies to anyone who had to see this </3#in public?!!!!#we're all clowns here im afraid...#i have ur ask in queue delia im abt to shame mychael so bad
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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
#apollo don't fucking touch this one#serious post#not a shitpost#hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day#fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists#i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it.#so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you?#what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown#at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal#i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid#like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies#and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line#probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored#luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap!#watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry#while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent#also eggs are $15
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The reason Danny– and in turn, Phantom - nearly dropped kicked Wes into the sun was, because the ginger believes that Bruce Wayne is batman.
Batman.
And with that, the entire family of Mr Wayne being the batcrew.
Them.
Which was ridiculous, Danny watched this week's episode of "keeping up with the waynes", he's seen Mr Wayne in a bathrobe, trying to drink his omelette and his children being absolute chaos gremlins.
These people could NOT be the batman and Co. Of Gotham.
#he doesnt BELIEVE SHIT#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#danny and sam have SEEN TIM DRAKE TRY AND FAIL TO SIT STRAIGHT#this teen keels over 24/7#poor alfred is professional as always and is hokding up the manors sanity alone#they saw dick destiry a chandelier just for the clip#and damian sulk because his cat liked duke more ta the mkment#or cassandra spook the videoman#steph has bombed the camera in glitter psin fo often its hilarious
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FOR ALL MANKIND (2019– ) 1.04 "Prime Crew"
#for all mankind#forallmankindedit#mine*#sd*#tvedit#molly cobb#sonya walger#wayne cobb#margo madison#wrenn schmidt#lenny jacobson#margo x molly#scifiedit#userstream#useroptional#cinemapix#dailyflicks#straight out of a romcom#i mean you are trying to hide behind a cold professional lady mask at work and go to the club to play a piano and being yourself for a mome#to stop thinking about the woman who irritates you at work and who is suddenly 24\7 in your mind and also forget that it's man's world#and then you play piano on a stage and feel the gaze and lock the eyes with the said woman#and you two are enemies and none of you admit that you are attracted to each other trying to get on each others nerves instead#and this club is your safe place to be yourself and feel something and then she is there#and then she comes to you and says finally there's something she likes about you#and you are fighting for your life trying to put that coat on and fail cos she saw YOU#and then this lesbian guy comes and she says it's her husband and you laugh cos what???//#no i get what the joke was supposed to be here in the show but i ship those two so hard and this entire scene has such a romcom vibes#it drives me insane#it has everything EVERYTHING from a romcom movie about nasa girls who start as enemies#and end up in a poly relationship with the lesbian husband
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I actually found mob! Howdy and Wally character.ai! Here: https://beta.character.ai/public-profile/?char=ehPv8PY3PyAHazrSVnPE1HMzhaDasjvQ1vfvHRa7AIg&username=MilThePerson
(It's actually a crazy ride cause I wanted to rizz Howdy but Wally came out of nowhere?? I didn't even know it could do that lmao)
Ps: I'm new on tumblr so if these look weird, i'm sorry in advance hehe




O YEAH I SAW LITERALLY AFTER I POSTED
I haven’t used it (yet) but my friend has and confused the shid outta those two KDHDGHD
#I CACKLED SO HARD CHCHDJDJJD#Love the image they chose is the straight up m o u n t a i n pic#I quite like the detail that Wally is also there#kinda helps build more dialog since Mob!Howdy is very quiet#Welcome home#welcome home wally#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#wally darling#welcome home mob au#how many times has these two been rizzed up?#World may never know smhhh#WALTER WHITE CANON TO THE MOB AU????#No he’s not smh#But closest is Dr Stone Face#I keep forgetting his first name is Stone last name Face#So it’s “Dr Stone” technically#Or Dr Face for more professional shids
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Guys I was playing the event stories again one last time before they went away forever and I just noticed the sweetest fucking thing ever
When you first walk up to Zayne and catch him on his phone, look at his face. He goes from his normal neutral expression to the softest little smile when he realizes it's you/mc walking up to him 🥺🥺🥺
He even straightens himself up a little taller when he sees you i'm dying send help 😩

I'm gonna squish him 🥲
#this moment is literally less than a second in the game#and its the very first second of the scene so its so easy to miss#if you still have access to the event PLEASE go see it is so so so cute#as someone who spent years and years professionally studying body language- All of my love goes to the programmers of LnDS#i could write for ages on all of the movements and little mannerisms they have and how in tune they are with their psych profiles#but this little 1 second moment right here? its perfect#when I saw him straighted up a little as his eyes got all soft i melted ahh#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#lnds#love & deepspace#zayne#zayne love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne
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Arguably the Most Powerful Trio in the Jurassic franchise.
#they pair up so naturally together#yaz with her speed and resolve#sammy with her strength and ingenuity#and ben with his...everything#courage...combat skills...dexterity...pyromania...animal husbandry...allyship...driver's license...paranoia...carefree attitude...#who can stop them?#they're gonna survive a straight-up HIT JOB#there are paid professionals whose mission is going to be “Kill these three in particular” and they're going to come out on top#ben pincus#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#also a reminder that sammy is absolutely wanted as a person of interest in the death of her neighbor
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Omg when I saw your tag about the bad take I nearly spit everywhere lmaooo
It’s amazing how damn many times Tim Minear said they’re trying to avoid stereotypes and then fans will still be like “I bet that homophobic old man is secretly gay and going to prey on the innocent 33 year old bisexual.”
#like… best I can say is that the person is probably a girl because#Golfing is NOTORIOUSLY the game of straight white men who are doing business deals#like it is thee status symbol sport#if he’s golfing with him it’s not a date it’s grooming him for a position of power#(grooming in the professional sense ofc)#it’s like textbook white corporate culture#disk horse
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Apparently my cousin's longtime oncologist broke down in front of her yesterday. I'm told it's weeks or months, not days. They're preparing for her to come home from the hospital. She's very weak.
My cousin is very well loved, and her husband has been understandably limiting visitors. My sister is coming up from San Diego for the weekend. Not sure if we'll get to see her this weekend, but I'm okay to wait.
In the meantime, I'm binging episodes of Alone because apparently watching grown men have mental breakdowns is entertaining me somehow.
#some of these guys need to go straight from the woods to therapy#if you are expressing that much self loathing after 60 days alone in the woods and you still can't see it#then you need a professional
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Happy season 2 everybody
#crowley#aziraphale#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens season 2#gos2#afcart#my art#ginger cleaned up my sketch and turned it into clean beautiful professional lines#that i promptly put straight into a meme meat grinder 🥴🩷
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I've been picking mostly only the essential flirt options with lucanis in the romance so far (I've personally found the dynamic much more natural and mutual when you do that, more like forming a solid friendship slowly and inevitably becoming something else and less like you keep pushing on him and getting little back b/c he seemingly just gets overwhelmed and goes into freeze instead), and I think rye is a pretty hard person to read at the best of times even though he's been Down Real Bad from pretty early on and their chemistry as people is naturally really good. so the way the almost-kiss plays out in this playthrough feels a lot like it has the added layer of lucanis realizing that no but for sure rook is flirting and not just being kind or a good friend* it IS actually happening it's not just wishful/fearful thinking!!! and then uh. maybe going a bit too hard a bit too fast in all the excitement at that revelation haha
*in lucanis' defense he has seemingly literally never had a friend who wasn't his cousin-brother before, under those circumstances I suppose some confusion is extremely natural if not outright expected lmao
#meanwhile rook is kicking himself for being unprofessional b/c he WAS getting something important from spite there#and also lucanis had like. just woken up was that cool of me. should I have told him. should I have slowed that down???#watcher's duty crashing into watcher's longing blues ensues#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I think I might have done something hilarious and a little wonderful to the lucanis romance#by making a rook who's even slower to romance than he is fhskjfhsa#even here I was straight up like 'oh this is a little early for this don't you think' on rye's behalf (it's not we have to be mid-game)#imagine how he'd fare in some of the other romances you'd just bowl him over. davrin might kill him#(and also they would kill each other for unrelated reasons during it but that's another matter (affectionate I love my lads))#lucanis has been squinting at rook in stolen moments ever since the café scene like '...did I imagine that vibe. surely not right.#i'm pretty sure. but am I. I do know he likes me. but DOES he like like me or is that just what I want it to be. this is very embarrassing#for everyone involved' (it is)#davrin has had both their numbers the entire time tho. and been extremely annoyed but professional about it#he knew from the moment these two chucklefucks showed up in his recruitment mission. and has been an adult about it. mostly#even when they've made it real hard ('so I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're not letting the abomination serial killer run around#just because you're transparently excruciatingly sweet on him. right. RIGHT??')#I have accidentally given lucanis a pattern of falling for people who keep covered neck to toe at all times#but like not to be a metaphor for their emotional intimacy issues or anything haha. imagine.#I'm making my own heart so tender by imagining lucanis struggling to get rye out of his (many-layered) robes during the romance scene#and both of them laughing right from the soul in relief and delight at each other b/c like 'how could I kill a god only to be bested#by nevarran fashion. also how in the maker's name do you get dressed so quickly in the mornings this is intense'#'same way one does anything else lots of practice and a can-do attitude'/'well I'll just have to put in the practice then'#and they just hug for a while. *head in my hands* yeah okay I can be normal. I can be normal about this.
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Tinn being jealous [Part 5] : Mr Ruthless Night of the Horny Edition
LAWS OF ATTRACTION (2023) EP.7
#laws of attraction#laws of attraction the series#tinncharn#jamfilm#mjtag#user25shades#tagnads#userpharawee#becauseigtf#tansedits#edits:loa#this show is a comedy#slowly tryna go back to making edits cuz I kinda miss it even tho I have like 0 energy for them rn#how did they keep a straight face saying any of that#truly remarkable level of professionalism tbh
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Speaking of parallels between Powder/Jinx and Caitlyn, has anyone picked up on the inexperienced at parkour one yet? Not that it means very much. I just thought it was an obvious one. Showing Vi going full rough and tumble Assassin’s Creed leaping and acrobating over those rooftops and then just immediately cutting to Powder/Jinx and Caitlyn attempting to not fall and die.
#arcane#vi#haliee steinfeld#caitlyn kiramman#katie leung#powder#mia sinclair jenness#jinx#ella purnell#parallels#hood up#cait: she’s infuriating but sexy as shit#cait: I did not say that I did not say that#cait: be professional cait#knocked her completely off her game#not that she knew she was playing one#and what do I have?#you’re hot cupcake#that poor inexperienced upperclass lady was doomed#vi walked into her world and she never saw straight again#not that she was straight before vi
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Taking the train is so fucking great! I've barely been on it for 30min and I've already seen a bunch of geese and deer and a heron!
#Love that it's called heron in English it sounds so noble. the German word is 'Reiher'#and the verb 'reihern' means 'to throw up'#also this is the connection that goes through the Oberpfalz and Vogtland and I love that connection#just gorgeous views from the train#also I'm not taking the Oberpfalzbahn but if I was that would also mean the occasional announcement in czech which is also fun#still fascinated that regional trains can do that and even throw in English for good measure but for some reason for the db#this is fully beyond their abilities in a eurocity#like the Oberpfalzbahn doesn't even cross the border at any point the EC starts to get operated by db in Děčín#and then you get one more professional pre-recorded čd message and then it jumps straight into#'Sehrgeehrtedamenundherren Ichheißesieherzlichwillkommenimec174richtungberlinviadresden#Dasteamderdeutschenbahnwünschtihneneineangenehmefahrt' with pauses only to breathe and enough background noise to make it#completely incomprehensible#in the certified db announcement cadence#you know the one
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