#prof henry hidgens

[whyisstarkidfollowingmeshoo]

I'm reading a lot of things about Hidge's sexuality canon wise. So taking account on what Nick and Matt Lang said (as much as I remember it without rewatching the video proof lol) my argument on why the canon sexuality of Prof. Henry Hidgens is that he is bisexual and Objectumsexual.

Well I think canon wise he is not polyamorous. I can accept that (i have no problem with him being poly canon wise. I am not anti-poly, just faithful with canon) but I remember Nick Lang or even Matt did not specify it. They said, within along the lines/paraphrasing: Henry loves his six boy friends, they are special to him, but Chad IS the apple of his eye. The last sentence they meant romantically.

So why bisexual and not gay? To make it clear, I have no problem with him being gay. I'm willing to be corrected. But since I'm arguing that he's bisexual, well let me start. Of course we haven't seen Hidge talk about or falling in love with specific women characters in the saga so far, however he did say in TGWDLM " Alexa, I love you like every woman flesh and bone", so there ya go. If he can find a woman that is subordinate to him like Alexa and Siri, then he can have a relationship with a woman. Come to think of it, i think he loves Chad the most because I hypothesize Chad always goes along with his plans/ideas. Yes I believe if I were to analyze his relationship personality, he wants to be the dominant in the relationship. He's very controlling and spirals when he doesn't get his way. Which why this is a good segway to...

And with the mention of two famous AI virtual assistants, I think it's enough to say that Hidge has objectophilia. More so in NMT episode Time Bastard where he shared his sexual rendezvous with either one of them to Ted and implied how he did it (some imagination and a little elbow grease or any lube lol). Not to mention that he talks to Alexa and Siri like they're humans. Fun fact, I read somewhere that people who have this sexual orientation cant handle keeping a relationship with another human because they're too controlling hence having a relationship with an object is easier because it has no thoughts, no opinions to consider. Also, this can also be a result of a trauma. Him losing his friends, especially Chad, during a lightning strike attack did not just lead him to isolation and practicing survival instincts, but also drove him to loving objects instead cause at least they won't experience terrible human deaths. Here is the source: https://www.hindustantimes.com/sex-and-relationships/decoding-objectophilia-5-reasons-why-people-fall-in-love-with-objects/story-LMvWWzhs257dD47yxNGC9H.html UPDATE: these facts are more connected to the character that is Prof Henry Hidgens whose personality reflects the generalizing views of the orientation better. Real life Objectums are a lot more complicated than that and can act against stereotypes/generalization. Thanks @fork-bork for reminding me.

Also further explanation:  ur friends can be ur life partners (hence there are old people living with friends in their twilight years) and some people like calling their friends as boyfriends or girlfriends. Hidge is just comfortable with his sexuality and closeness with his friends that he can call his male friends as his boyfriends. I think that's just Jeff's word play and humor going on as he wrote the song. And according to the song "it takes balls": Steve was a priest, Leighton was in a relationship with a person named Gary, and Greg was seeing/dating Steve's mom. Plus all of the boys, sans Chad and Henry, were attracted to females while at college based on their locker room talk acted by the Workin Girls cast.

I'm not like Unhidge Hidge, so tell me about ur thoughts/opinions/rebuttals as long as ur taking account of what I wrote here. Especially proof from the Langs with ur rebuttal. Of course in head canon or fan fic world, anything is free reins and you can experiment with Hidge's sexuality there. Just make sure to specify if it's canon or head canon so to avoid confusion and arguments.

Update:

I have the urge to check my HHP Working Boys screen recordings where Nick and Matt discussed Henry's relationship with the boys if it's poly or not. Update 2: Okay I watched it and Nick just says that Chad is his favorite so get out of that as you wish. But since the boys did their locker room talk about girls without Henry and Chad, I don't think the boys were making out with each other unless maybe just Henry and Chad if it's not unreciprocated from Henry's side.

I can understand if most fans think Henry is gay and not bi since Nick and Matt have not given more concrete proof of his attraction to human females. My only arguments with him being bi is that he loves and has done sexual acts with Alexa and Siri, AI virtual assistants with female names and voices. (NMT episode: Time Bastard).

[prof-ramses]

Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (1)

The Hatchetfield Ape-Man

the British accents

Joey staying in character as Konk while muted pre-twist

Hidgens hating the British (seriously, this feels like something we need to talk about more)

"It's hopeless, Ted. You never learned how to yes-and!"

Jeff portraying Chumby as an actual ape-man by putting on a fuzzy vest that matches his hair color

Watcher World

Watcher World has a snack literally called eye candy, I want it.

All of Blinky's park characters, just, they're all so good.

Blinky's sniggles living in pure agony even compared to other sniggles.

The Papa Sniggle glasses.

Quiplash being described as a teen aphrodisiac

Madam Iris gets a distinct mention from the other park characters.

Blinky taking a moment aside from his murder plot to kiss Bill and tell him he loves him.

barker!Blinky being the objectively best Blinky voice.

"And Blinky can't stand this contrived sappy-dappy bullshit!" <- me when I'm watching something and no one's died in a while

James miming the gooey blood gushing from Blinky's wound.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Prof Hidgens: My criminal record? The only crime I've committed was killing it on the dance floor. haha.

Prof Hidgens: Well, no, actually. I have killed a man.

[daisey14]

he is 2 saucbs long :)

[madscientistotd]

MAD SCIENTIST OTD IS...

professor henry hidgens from the guy who didn't like musicals

prof. hidgens is a biology teacher and doomsday survivalist.

[brokecorviknight]

Hatchetfield Pokémon AU - Partner List:

Main Characters:

TGWDLM:

Paul Matthews - Exploud

Emma Perkins - Porygon

BF:

Tom Houston - Donphan

Becky Barnes - Comfey

Lex Foster - Zigzagoon (Cressellia is also here)

Hannah Foster - Mew

NPMD:

Pete Spankoffski - Stoutland

Steph Lauter - Luxray

Grace Chasity - Hatterene

Max Jägerman - Passimian

LIB:

Wiggly (Wiggog Y’rath) / Wendell (Dark/Psychic)

Nibbly (Nibblenephim) / Nicky (Dark/Psychic)

Pokey (Pokotho) / Porter (Dark/Psychic)

Blinky (Bliklotep) / Blaine (Dark/Psychic)

Tinky (T’noy Karaxis) / Theo (Theodore) (Dark/Psychic)

Webby (Queen in White) / Wendy (Psychic/Dark)

Important Characters:

TGWDLM:

Ted Spankoffski - Volcarona

Bill Woodward - Leavanny

Alice Woodward - Skitty

Prof. Henry Hidgens - Liligant

Gen. John MacNamara - Genesect

BF:

Ethan Greene - Cyclizar

Linda Monroe - Vespiqueen

Tim Houston - Cubone

NPMD:

Richie Lipschitz - Gallade

Ruth Fleming - Sprigatito

Solomon Lauter - Honchkrow

Detective Shapiro - Pikachu

NT:

Henry (Fake Prof. Henry Hidgens) - Mimikyu

Lucy Stockworth - Gholdengo

Wooly-Foot - Galrian Darmanitan

Konk (Ted Spankoffski) - Darmanitan

Pryce Perkins (Paul Matthews 23) - Ditto

Emilia Matthews (Emma Perkins Android) - MissingNo

Time Bastard / Homeless Man (Ted Spankoffski) - Iron Moth and Slither Wing

Jane Houston (Perkins) - Revaroom

Miss Holloway - Hypno

Duke Keane - Snorlax

Gerald Monroe - Vivallon

Perky (Emma Perkins) - Aribolva

Ziggy - Shiftry

Jeri - Nidoqueen

Jerry - Nidoking

Lumber Axe (Lil’ Jerry) - Witchwood Haxorus

Shelia Young - Froslass

Rose - Toxtricity

Melissa - Meowstick (Female)

Puss - Espeon

Named Characters:

TGWDLM:

Greenpeace girl / Harmony Jones - Shaymin

Ken Davidson - Grumpig

Charlotte Sweetly - Oinkalogne

Sam Sweetly - Braviary

Nora - Minccino

Zoey Chambers - Alcreamie

Deb - Liepard

BF:

Frank Pricely - Sableye

Sherman Young - Salazzle

Gary Goldstein - Meowth

Uncle Wiley / Wilbur Cross - Tentacruel

Man in a Hurry / Barry Swift - Yanmega

Dude with Peanut - Pachirisu (Peanut)

Xander Lee - Empoleon

President - Unfezant (Male)

NPMD:

Mark Chasity - Flapple

Karen Chasity - Appletun

Off. Bailey - Skarmory

Kyle - Chesnaught

Brenda - Oricorio (Electric)

Jason - Bastiodon

Caitlyn - Altaria

Ms. Mulberry- Audino

Ms. Tessburger - Corsola

Rudolph - Sawsbuck

Brook - Finneon

Trevor Lipschitz - Magcargo

NT:

Allison - Lanturn

Madame Iris - Reuniclus

Craig - Tropius

Barker - Coalossal

Rupert - Gigalith

Jonathan Brisby - Tyrantrum

Sylvia - Floatzel

Andy / Executive Kilgore - Aggron

Jenny - Milotic

Dan Reynolds - Karrablast

Donna Daggit - Shelmet

Tony Greene - Klingklang

Jacqueline Frost - Glaceon

Pamala Foster - Komala

Roman Murray - Morpeko

River Monroe - Combee (Male) or Teddyursa

Trent Monroe - Venomoth

Seaton Monroe - Ninjask

Jordan Monroe - Shuckle

Malone - Octillery

Hailey - Skuntank

Zach Chambers - Gogoat

Liz - Beartic

Judith - Butterfree

Martha - Clawitzer

Mary - Bibarel

Mima Chambers - Drampa

Bob Metzger - Witchwood Aegislash

Carl Metzger - Witchwood Doublade

Larz Metzger - Witchwood Doublade

Louie Metzger - Witchwood Honedge

Mary - Medichan

Noah - Furret

Gabe - Sudowoodo

Marco - Copperajah

Kale - Chatot

Thrash - Noivern

Skud - Rillaboom

Courtney - Zebstrika

Russ - Scovillain

Beth - Centiskorch

Eddie Chiplucky - Krookodile

Stopwatch / Daniel - Phantump

Spitfire / Sophia - Blaziken

Charles - Type: Null

Bruno - Pangoro

Otho - Flamigo

Freddie Biggs - Corviknight

Mina - Pyroar (Female)

Chrissy - Alolan Persian

Aubrey - Purugly

Teddy Bear - Mabosstiff

Jerrie - Golurk

Different Actors:

Hot Chocolate Boy (Peter Spankoffski) (TGWDLM) - Polteageist

Pete Spankoffski (AC) - Aromatisse

Prof. Henry Hidgens (HQ) - Jigglypuff

Prof. Henry Hidgens (WB) - Spinda

Max Jägerman (TGWDLM) - Cinderace

Ethan Greene (YJ) - Goodra

(I’ve been working on this for a few weeks. I thought it would be fun to share. Hope you all enjoy it)

[notacrazycatladynamedmelissa]

Hey Melissa! Can I have some advice? - @prof-hidgens

Hello Henry! Long time no see, what's up?

[raspberrysmoon]

first official hatchetfield stats update!!!! please point out any basic spelling or addition mistakes you spot! i am only human :]

as a basic principle, no matter how highly i speak of robert manion in context of this project, i do not support or condone his actions.

the guy who didnt like musicals - the guy who didnt like musicals - scene 1/20

overall:

1617 words, 7/8 actors, 25 total swear words, 63 total character names said

by actor:

robert manion as prof. henry hidgens- 312 words, 5 swears, 18 character names said. 16.5% of words spoken in number.

lauren lopez as emma perkins- 293 words, 4 swears, 4 character names said. 15.4% of words spoken in number.

jaime lyn beatty as charlotte sweetly- 283 words, 3 swears, 3 character names said. 15% of words spoken in number.

mariah rose faith casillas as melissa- 281 words, 3 swears, 4 character names said. 14.9% of words spoken in number.

corey dorris as bill woodward- 275 words, 4 swears, 16 character names said. 14.5% of words spoken in number.

joey richter as ted spankoffski- 272 words, 3 swears, 15 character names said. 14.4% of words spoken in number.

jeff blim as mr. davidson- 176 words, 7 swears, 3 character names said. 9.3% of words spoken in number.

jon matteson- no words, does not appear in number.

- the winner of this scene based on number of words said is: robert manion! robert also won the most character names said, and jeff blim took top spot for most swear words!

[okiankeno]

Prof Henry hidgens can get it.... he's kinda....

[insanepoll]

INSANE CHARACTER TOURNAMENT: ROUND 1, BRACKET C

[ID: Background is a gradient of yellow, orange, red, pink, purple, blue. On top, there's the pictures of the contestants, separated by a “VS” sign. Above it, reads “ROUND 1” in bold black letters. /End ID.]

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I recently stumbled upon the RP account for @mark-chasity which is super fun, I love that. But I scrolled back to the beginning and was utterly shocked to see that they're primary/initial love interest for Mark was Henry. As in Henry Hidgens.

And while I'll be the first to say that the idea of Mark Chasity being in a gay polycule, and then a lightening strike accident and being legally dead for a moment before 'coming back to life' and that being 'an act of god' making him christian in the first place is a funny idea, I'm also confused.

Like, my dad is only in his mid-40's and he has 6 kids. And people would get all grumpy when I and others shipped Ted and Hidgens, another 30-40 year old man with someone in their 60s, So it's like... It was very jarring. Like, I didn't even include Henry in my initial Mark Chasity Boyfriend Poll because I didn't think people would consider him to be an option. I had him on there and I replaced him.

I kind of want to do a poll including him in it, just to see what percentage of people actually prefer him over the other options.

TL:DR- I found a Mark Chasity rp blog and got confused when I found out the love interest was Prof. Hidgens. No hate, just shock.

[prof-ramses]

Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (2)

Forever and Always

The fact that at least this version of Hidgens can legal officiate weddings.

Sylvia, seriously, we need to talk about this character more.

The shitty fan metaphor.

Paul refuses to live a life without cheese.

"It's the cheapest place in town without bed bugs, it wasn't rocket science, Ema."

"She doesn't love you!" "WHO KNOWS I JUST MET HIM, HE SEEMS ALRIGHT!"

Corey, on mute, dabbing his eye with a hankie at the ending like he did at the beginning.

Time Bastard

Hidgens is in some way utensiphilic and has somehow had relations with Siri, also, this was enough to make TED uncomfortable.

Jeff being the best Tinky (fight me)

The fact that the future CCRP never considered the fact that people would want to screw a perfectly obedient artificial humanoid that could look like anyone (This might actually be the most unrealistic Hatchetfield thing ever)

Joey's overall extra hammy performance this episode.

Nick's unique ending narration that almost gives the vibe that Tinky is the one telling the story.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Prof. Hidgens: Ted a word with you real quick. This morning I returned to my lab to find you and your brother had destroyed my new invention!

Ted: Yeah, Pete wanted to leave a note but I was all like "He'll know it was us." Look I am sorry and understand if you're mad.

Prof. Hidgens: I am very mad but also concerned.

Ted: Why? Emma got blasted by it and was fine.

Prof. Hidgens: You see when Emma was hit, the device was sent at two. You guys were blasted at four . . . hundred. At that energy level there's no telling what could have happened. You guys could have been sent to another dimension or traveled through time. Hell it could have rendered you two invisible.

*Ted licks his finger and lifts it to Hidgen's ear*

Prof. Hidgens: You're not invisible.

[awigglycultist]

Right now the top/most submitted characters for the Sexyman Bracket are:

Owen Carvour at 11

Paul Matthews at 9 but if you combined the submissions for all versions of Paul then it's 14

Prof. Henry Hidgens & General John MacNamara at 7

Ted Spankoffski, Wilbur Cross & Voldemort at 6

[director-hidgens]

Alexa, post to Tumblr that I am Prof. Henry Hidgens and I'm on this app to advertise and fundraise for my life's work, "Workin' Boys". If your a student of mine mind your damn business. Unless you wish to donate to the cause, then it's great to see you here and you're a pleasure in class.

ooc:

Hi all my name is Dingus (she/they) My main blog is @dingus-5103, though I'm not very active on it. I Also run @veronica-lawson-phd

Apologies in advance for any spelling mistakes (there will be a lot)

This blog will be dealing with darker topics so feel free to send angst. That being said I'll try to have a balance of lightheartedness in here too!

Avoiding NSFW content, dirty jokes and innuendos are fine but anything outright explicit will be deleted or ignored

Open to ships, DM me and we'll talk!

Disclaimers

Gore, violence, death

[existentialvoidofexistence]

The whole gang

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