#professor Hidgens

[iheartcborle]

hello hf folks i watched some musicals this week

looks at u like this (credit if used please)

[thatgeekybitch69]

Hatchetfield headcanon time!!!

there's DEFINATELY a timeline where Professor Hidgens ends up a prophet of Pokotho, like how Uncle Wiley is for Wiggly.

maybe like, hes given pokothos voice (since pokey would never allow a voice not his own of course)

[biologyologyy]

"im gay" "im straight" ok well... im swamped?? with business????? stocks???? bonds????? golden parachutes?????????

[oracleofdiscord]

the thing about the hatchetfield characters is that professor hidgens is always one bad day away from becoming a murderer and grace chasity is always one good day away from becoming a murderer

[mindboogling]

Ring ring... The phone rings... I answer it.

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

this workin boys scene has been on my mind for far too long

[just-some-normal-jessica]

there's still time, henry. time to turn it around and save the show.

[minervas-sandwich]

It's two thousand and eighteen... and it can't even blow itself up??!? because of woke. ..

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

[rentumblsstuff]

[pancakerzzz]

workin' girls playbill but you can actually read it:

i couldn't find what the front page looked like so i just slapped kim on there 🤷‍♀️

[the-crows-are-after-me]

i made this collage of ted during show stopping number lol

[biologyologyy]

hes so pretty (ignore the blood) (or dont!!)

[tacccalb]

i drew this at 1 am while sleep deprived