#probs apple

[partynthem]

i was tagged by @queenoftherodeoo ty !! i tag @lezbrarian @alexturner @alexturner2005 @kendallspussy @jomaskin @yellowloid @theyreinsensibleshoes @mrschwartz lemme see what yall are bumpin

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

[athena-xox]

Shhh shhh I’m definitely not saying anything *whispers in your ear* but I keep seeing “‘we need more complex female characters’ but they couldn’t handle Apple White.”

But like …

That applies more to Apple fans than those who dislike her

Because while yes there are Apple haters who completely overlook the complexity of her character but more often than not it’s those who like her that in trying to defend her take away the complexity of her character.

Like some people can’t stand the complexity of her character so they water her down

hmm HMM

Idk like excusing apples actions is VERY different from explaining them

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the same bed, but not on the same page

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[thelilylav]

⚠️GIANT FAT FLASH WARNING PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IF U HAVE EPILEPSY⚠️

Uhhh hey guys let’s pretend I didn’t drop off the face of the earth for a week…. enjoy!

[pant--eater]

Old british men. Yaoi, even

[lalunanymph]

rin, who finds out you’re pregnant way before you do bc he has ur entire cycle calendar synced onto his phone

[demegod-dess]

would you do applebeautyyyyy :333

- @lesbianbriars

Fellas is it gay to run your fingers through your bestie's hair while she sleeps on your lap? Asking for a friend

(also daily click reminder as usual: https://arab.org/)

[marymekpop]

⟢ highlight of the hour: lovely runner [05/16] ⟣

live in the moment

[chimerathekid]

I’m getting back into cookie run (very slowly and Darkside is still the priority) but I saw @promniight ‘s designs and I went insane, so while they’re isn’t a Cream Puff design yet (from what i could find so I just used her Kingdom outfit), Walnut and Apple are so insanely cute and I had to draw them so I did :3

It’s not like, incredibly detailed buy I had fun with it (and want to draw more)

[ofbakerst]

you come at a crisis, watson

[faunandfloraas]

truly I do not and will not care about any skz brand deal outside of a general, well I hope they're gettin paid well :) kind of way EXCEPT for the samsung one which I actively enjoy only because those boys were always talkin about their iphones and airpods and apple apple apple apple and clowning on changbin for havin his lil android, ooh hoo Changbin why don't you ask bixby about it haha loser, lil abdroid enjoyer hoo hoo and now they have to SMILE so nice and show their little samsung phones and Go wow Changbin was right :)) and thats karma. and thats funny.

[applejongho]

just saw someone say that sakura (lsfm) has great knees (to do the duck walk in crazy) for someone that's "pushing 30" and i ju

SHES 26????????????? thats YOUNG???

[dykedvonte]

What's a good Halloween costume for Danse?

I think the dude would make a great Knight, like medieval style. He has the build and the attitude but I think he'd find it funny to dress up as a historically accurate Paladin and be like "Costume? What costume? This is regular attire for a Paladin." And keep a straight face because he'd think it was an excellent joke to pretend his costume was regulation. It's lame but Danse is so comically serious that other BoS members would chuckle at it cause he's just so pleased with his little halloween "prank" by the end of the day.

Post BB I think he'd just match a costume with the Sole Survivor. A big part of celebrations is celebrating them with people you know and are comfortable around and without his BoS companions he really only has SoSu for the time being. Is SoSu dressed up as a raider? So is Danse. SoSu is a wizard or something? He's their hunk henchmen (SoSu's words not his). I don't think he's one to think of like extravagent costumes cause he really wouldn't care but if it was like a party he'd try a little bit.

In like a real like scenario he's the guy who wears a slightly modified version of the same costume every year. Seeing that he like country music and longs for like a nice simple family like I can 100% see his dressing up as a cowboy or rancher. Pitchfork and lasso and all. To be honest he may just wear that as regular clothes too soooooo...

[weirdwriter69]

Smh, they used American slang in this one lol