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You know what goes with a phantom thief? The detective!… sorta not really lol
#art.png#facility y-536#agent.maki#agent.morty#agent.gustafsson#agent.velasquez#honestly idk what morty would even be stealing#probably the beer
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2 posts in one day! What am I, active?
The amazing encouraging_beast on instagram has been hitting that pandemic grind, and between eating good and lifting hard, he's 110lbs thiccer all over (and loving every inch of it)!
#bulk#bulking#ex jock#exjock#hunky to chunky#fittofat#male gainer#belly#gay gainer#weight gain#please go check him out on insta too :D#whenever I make a post there's so much great stuff you don't get to see (thank you tumblr)#while we're on the topic fuck matt#what a shithead#but yeah sorry the kink blog probably isnt the place for that#beer belly#dadbod#fat kink#chunky
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Hi! i love your art! And I'm curious about something: what do you think of the staff? And which is your favorite?
thank you! ❤️❤️❤️ I LOVE the staff, I wish we got to see more of them -- every once in a while we'll get a little side bit of them interacting with each other and it's always SO good. (for that and more proof that EHN is the best event, see: the teachers trying to hold their own Halloween party without Crowley noticing because they don't want to invite him. why was this one scene and not a long-spanning subplot like it deserved to be. we were robbed.)
I have probably made it pretty obvious which of the staff is my favorite, because I love characters who are huge morons who couldn't read a room if they had industrial-strength prescription glasses:
but I'm pretty fond of all of them! it takes a certain kind of person to work at NRC for more than five minutes. though I do think Trein is probably my second favorite? he LOVES his cat! he LOVES his wife! he LOVES history even though he is fed up with these teens and their wacky misadventures! also, I really want to hear the rest of his saucy makeout story. talk about dangling plot threads. 😔
genuinely we need more staff interactions in canon, there is so much untapped hilarity there I CAN FEEL IT
#art#twisted wonderland#gif warning#gifs that probably count as a jumpscare just because of crowley's face warning#i don't know why my mind always goes to the teachers drinking together#it feels right though#(it's juice and root beer)#(vargas is just Like That)#(he's probably also planning on how he can take the students out to the wilderness and hunt them down for a third time)#(crowley: well it doesn't use any extra budget so go ahead)
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Gale telling Durge that he's sure that Durge would have people to invite to their wedding is ofc Larian half-assing things, but it's funny to hc that Gale just had an oopsie social interaction where one says smth kinda weird/incorrect and then later realizes that it was weird/incorrect but it's too late to correct now. However, Durge takes that as a "you should invite someone to our wedding" kind of expectation and tries to comply. Family members are absolutely out of the question even if they weren't dead or a god he hates. And outside of Bhaal's temple, Durge is pretty sure he had only one friend. But he was apparently a very good friend. And Durge has Gale's resurrection scroll that never got used. Death's not a problem yeah. Perfect solution yeah.
And this is how Gortash gets tossed from Bane's torture session into Durge's accidental torture session where he gets invited to the wedding of his ex that he's still very much into
#gale: I have a tiny social circle#durge: hold my beer-#durgegale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#the dark urge#durge#durgetash#I hesitate tagging this bc it's basically onesided durgetash and not smth ppl would probably want to see#but I also want to tag the ship so ppl who have blacklisted it don't see this post#tagging is hard sry#gortash#my posts#bg3#in my mind it ends up with galedurgetash haha#how you may ask??#the magic of delulu#galemance
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doodle of @cattle-butch’s epic cow
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#daniel ricciardo#dr3#I went to college with him#we went to beer breakfasts together#we played flip cup and beer pong#there was probably natty light involved#We got day drunk and then ate jimmy johns together#i have too many of his sweatshirts#siiiiiiggggghhh
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"tornado warning please seek shelter"
dads:
#c: evinrude#c: mariam#midart#cw pregnancy#tmpreg#mpreg#repost since it’s not showing on dash???#idk probably cause mariam's too pretty#if he weren't pregnant that mug of tea would naturally be a beer#oh dope it showed up :D
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How low does your belly go between your knees?
Not tooooo far <3
Although I swear it didn't hang this much before...
#probably nothing!#feedee belly#fatty#get me fatter#fat belly#bhm weight gain#fat bhm#fat moobs#fat humiliation#bhm#fat piggy#wg encouragement#bhm wg#male wg#wg#weight gain#belly gainer#fat positive#fatboy#beer belly#weed intox
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#30.05.23#3369#the beer flying around in the top left probably wasnt that full but it was definitely not empty. that shit sploosh
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Day 1 | Drink
#MineDaiWeek2023#minedai#mine yoshitaka#dojima daigo#this will probably be the only one this nice whoops#i know they're whiskey boys but I think they should be allowed to cihll with a beer and watch a movie#just casual night being cozy
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Max and Charles yapping at the Spain GP 2024 Drivers' Parade
#f1#formula 1#f1edit#max verstappen#charles leclerc#lestappen#maxverstappenedit#charlesleclercedit#dailyf1#lestappenedit#1633#asked my brother to send me pics of max and charles from the gp fully expecting him to send me 1-pixel shots of them probably separately#instead he sent me a full video of them TOGETHER#when i tell you i malfunctioned in the middle of a grocery store#max heard about the divorce rumors and said hold my beer#f1*#2024 spain gp#making shit happen
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#alan wake#alan wake 2#remedy games#sebastian castellanos#the evil within#tew2#aw2#they’re both quite literally the love and light of my life#I think they would probably be friends but also go insane#or have burgers and beers and trauma bond
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#cary elwes#operation fortune#2023#nathan jasmine#I need him#beer drinking is probably something only a German could find attractive I am sorry lol
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#gothmog#tolkienedit#lotredit#rotkedit#the battle of the pelennor fields#lotr#rotk#i'm obsessed with him. funniest bitch on the battlefield. definitely does NOT get a beer with the boys afterwards#*#also. after staring at these gifs. i'm realizing the actors aren't actually on that grass 💀#the grass does not move. and the shadows are just slightly wrong#i mean obviously the warg was cgi but it's interesting that the whole scene (?) was probably shot at a set#and then through fx magic they had individual grass sections overlap on the actors shoes so it'd look like they were walking over it#wild. anyway
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MEMORY RICK IS STILL KICKING
#I forgot all about him#It's probably just alluding to it as a joke and won't actually expand on him but it's cute just to see him doing a bunch of young Rick thing#type things#drinking a beer on a chair with all of the arts around again on the front lawn was the cherry#rick and morty#rick sanchez#I love him 💗💗😭😭💗💗💗#I love in general so much
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so beer has become my favourite basically instantly. boy is the only voice of reason and logic in this friend group and holds 95% of the braincells (the remaining 5% is shared between god, bew, and wan) but also i love how he kind of has the air of fond exasperation for them and just accepts the shenanigans whilst doing his best to keep them on task.
i love how intuitive he seems, and how he notices when diew is feeling overwhelmed or when god has a serious reason for acting strange so he kind of tries to get wan and/or bew to back off. just the natural way the actor portrays the character Noticing Stuff and Reacting in emotionally intelligent ways is very pleasing to me.
also i'm loving the bestfriends to lovers trajectory that is happening (i hope!!) with beer and wan!! they're clearly so comfortable around each other and are genuinely good friends and know and accept each other, foibles and all. but there's just this very deep, calm affection between them although its more obvious from beer to wan because they show us the tiny little sweet things he does. *gets emotional about laundry and chopsticks*
but its not like wan oblivious either~ there's definitely some reciprocation, even if it's teasing and playful at this point. like i get the sense that wan doesn't quite know what he wants either at this point.
i'm excited to see where this show goes! the characters seem compelling so far and the story is simple but there's hints of there being more depth which i'm intrigued by.
#monster next door#beerwan#game is the bestest cutest boi but beer is probably the one i feel the most connected to at this point#i think because i relate to being the old soul in a crazy hyper friendgroup#this is the first show since lita and love sea that i've wanted to keep watching past the 4 episode point!!!! yay the curse is broken!#<my posts>
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