#probably 93% of what i do here is already for the laughs

[aintitfierce]

i like vanya's Compact little body but what if. he was Long

[magicalyaku]

Thanks for joining me on this ride through 2022! When I started my reading spree in autumn 2021 I did not expect to find so much joy (and sometimes frustation) to motivate me to write hundreds of words about books every month. I read and write what I want and because I want to, but it's nice to know that sometimes there’s actually someone interested in what I have to say. So thank you for even the small interactions. :)

I had to edit this overview like five times because whenever I thought I was done I found another book I missed. So if I counted correctly I have read a total of 93 books (written and audio, not including manga, comics and non-fiction). That is ... a damn lot! Like 6 years combined compared to before. I also reread two of those books and while editing my novel I read it two whole times. That counts, right? (That’s why there’s 94 covers up there. Because i snuck it inbetween. Because I can. uAu) Only 14 of all these books I would categorise as non-queer. Funnily enough, 6 of those I didn’t like very much. Of the remaining 75 queer books I only found 1 book really bad and I’m picky about 2 more. Huh.

On to the award ceremony! (But don’t expect laudations. I wouldn’t shut up.)

Least favourite phrase:

... it smelled like boy.

(from: The Song that moves the Sun, Darius the Great (probably the 2nd) and the third time I already blocked from my mind (Here the Whole Time???)) That sentence came up fucking three times! Seriously. WHY?! I hate it. 8D

Favourite phrase:

But we have more important things to do than hook up.

(from: The Darkness Outside Us) I laughed so hard at this sentence. Finally someone who gets it! All stupid YA heroines should listen to this.

Favourite protagonists:

Jack Shannon (Aces Wild) and Neil Josten (All for the Game)!

Favourite covers:

Least favourite books:

A Far Wilder Magic (Allison Saft) and If You Change Your Mind (Robbie Weber)

Favourite books (no order):

The Darkness Outside Us (Eliot Schrefer)

Aces Wild: A Heist (Amanda DeWitt)

The City Beautiful (Aden Polydoros)

Every Bird a Prince (Jenn Reese)

All for the Game series: (Nora Sacavic)

I Wish You All the Best (Mason Deaver)

I Hope You Get this Message (Farah Naz Rishi)

More books I greatly enjoyed:

Both can be true (Jules Machias)

A Taste of Gold and Iron (Alexandra Rowland)

The Language of Seabirds (Will Taylor)

A Complicated Love Story Set in Space (Shaun David Hutchinson)

At the Edge of the Universe (Shaun David Hutchinson)

Milo and Marcos at the End of the World (Kevin Christopher Snipes)

Little Black Bird (Anna Kirchner)

The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea (Axie Oh)

In Deeper Waters (F.T. Lukens)

So this is Ever After (F.T. Lukens)

All that’s Left in the World (Erik J. Brown)

.... aaaand many many more! uAu

Bonus!

At the half year point I actually counted how often the protagonists names were being used throughout those different books. I felt to lazy do to it in detail for the second half, but I can still present you my preliminery count of most used names for the protagonist, love interest and possibly best friend. These came up at least 3 times!

Will/William

Matt

Nate/Nathan

Andrew/Drew

Daniel

Lame, right? 8D My favourite name choice award goes to Rosemary and Rowan from Mirrored in Evergreen by B. Pigeon!

That’s it! Phew! Thanks the universe for books! :D

[dangerous-disposition]

WIP Weekend!

I was tagged back by @sidekick-hero so I'm just gonna do another post but specifically as WIP Weekend!! I am still gonna answer the requests from WIP Wednesday!! I promise!!! I just got wrapped up in 'peace of mind'

THE RULES

In a reblog (or new post w/ rules attached), post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to post!

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can’t share from (for example, an event fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.

That’s it! You can invite others to join in, or just post. If you tag me in your post, I will send you an ask request!

THE WIPS

Full disclosure, I'm going to be really focused on 'peace of mind' but I will still write at least 3 lines of the following WIPs if you request them!

Steve Bingo Fics (range from Rated G to E, specify ur preference if u request this)

nile (from the Strap Collection series, Rated E) Not accepting more asks for this one~*~

i'll burn that bridge when i get to it (Rated T, related to 'i could be honest, i could be human')

romcom au

askbox prompt "I don't care what they said, it doesn't mean shit!" (Rated T) not accepting requests for this one anymore this weekend either~*~

THE SNIPPET

This is from the askbox prompt, "I don't care what they said, it doesn't mean shit!"

"No offense, Steve-" Mike started with a smirk toward Will.

"Literally already deeply offended, Wheeler, so watch yourself," Steve warned darkly.

"Why would Eddie want to hang out with you?" Mike finished, and Steve tried to count backwards from 100 to stop himself from shoving the stupid punk into the ditch they were walking along. He got lost around 93, but the frustration helped distract him just as well.

"Eddie and Steve hang out all the time, asshole," Dustin barked at Mike.

"Yes! Thank you, Henderson," Steve said gratefully, grabbing the top of his capped head and shaking him lightly. Dustin grinned over his shoulder at Steve before turning to face forward again.

"Actually, I think, he hangs out with you, Dustin. Steve just happens to also be there," Lucas pointed out, and Steve cringed.

Covering up his reaction with a scoff. "C'mon, Sinclair, you're gonna team up with these assholes on this? Do I need to remind you who out of us showed up for your championship game last spring?"

"You can't keep using that to win Lucas to your side in every argument," Mike said.

"I can, and I will, and who's arguing?" Steve asked. "You said something that was incorrect, Dustin and I corrected it. No one else is arguing."

"You're literally arguing right now," Mike insisted, his voice breaking slightly.

"Am not," Steve shot back, just to see if Mike would rise to it.

"Are too!" Mike shouted, rising to it. When Steve just smirked at him, Mike deflated and pouted. Then he said, "Whatever, Steve. You can think Eddie's hanging out with you if you want, but it's not like you even have the same interests and you can't even keep up with us-"

"That's 'cos you're a bunch of dorky little geniuses, shithead," Steve interrupted.

"And Eddie isn't?" Dustin asked, and Steve stared at him, mouth agape.

"Henderson, are you actually betraying me here?" he asked, and he was surprised to feel actual hurt at that.

Dustin grimaced. "Lucas kinda had a point, Steve. Has Eddie ever invited just you over to his place before?" he asked, and when Steve didn't answer right away, Dustin grimaced again.

"Eddie doesn't like jocks," Mike supplied after a minute and when Lucas protested, Mike snickered and added, "Dumb jocks, sorry."

All of the boys broke into laughter at the joke, and honestly Steve probably would've laughed along with them or jokingly threatened violence on them normally. It wasn't even close to the meanest thing Mike had said about him. But at that moment, he was mulling over every interaction he had with Eddie, searching for a single moment that it had just been the two of them. He was coming up blank, and that just made his mood even more sour.

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[taurielofmirkwood77777]

71. I already act like no one is judging me. Again, I have no sense of shame.

72. If I started over in the present, everything would be changed anyway. If I were to go back to the past to the day I was born and re-live my life in the same decades, I only have one regret, but it's a really long story. Out of context, I'd ask to get my chicken back before the owner of the house died and her animals were taken to a another city. I will not elaborate on that story here.

73. Save a life? What law? Would I do it publicly, or could I hide it? You have to be more specific.

74. Last September when I moved to Ireland.

75. My cat.

76. I don't have dreams. I just do stuff as the opportunity arises. I don't have an end goal.

77. A paleontologist.

78. For the last time, I don't. have. dreams.

79. Probably in class when I had a question and I thought I could find the answer myself. Happened a lot during my life, so I can't point to a specific moment.

80. The next three years will be in college and the two years after that I have no idea.

81. I'm not good at imagining what-ifs and all that. I'm sorry.

82. See answer 69.

83. First buy an apartment for myself, and save a part of it for the utility bills, because you never know. Second, pay my college fees. Third, take my cat to the vet and do all the tests for all diseases in existence to make sure she doesn't have any "invisible" illnesses. Fourth, buy myself a new bike. Fifth, start/donate to an animal rescue shelter.

84. Depends on the rules of time travelling. Does changing the past affect the present? If so, I'll travel to the future. If it doesn't, I'll travel to the past.

85. The fact that if I don't, I'll have to try again and I'm too lazy to do that.

86. None. My dreams are weird as shit. And I don't mean that as a "I dreamt a three headed dog riding a horse inside a hospital", I mean that as "I dreamt I was a policeman with an otter instead of a dog that sniffed out my real life friend's stack of marijuana hidden in a rotten log".

87. City. Access to food, clean water, clothes, cats etc.

88. No.

89. My primary school teacher. By being a good teacher, because at that age, I had no experience. Even though I had bad teachers in high school, I don't resent them, because I already had formed opinions about things and could distinguish right from wrong. And because I knew they were wrong, I was not affected by it. If I wouldn't have had such a good and kind teacher in primary school, I wouldn't have developed properly.

90. Nobody ever asked me this, I've never thought about this, even though I think about my childhood quite often. One thing I find absolutely hilarious, though, is that I told my middle school crush I liked him, and two years later when I discovered social media, I saw that everyone else was afraid/ashamed to do it and made me laugh my ass out. And to make it even funnier, the context for me was a summer camp in 7th grade and we had a party where all the boys had to dress up as girls and all the girls had to dress up as boys. I didn't have proper resources, so I "burrowed" white face powder from my roommate and spread it all over my face (make-up was not something common among middle schoolers back in my day). The guy used pink and blue powder in his hair, his make up was exaggerated on purpose, and after the whole party, I asked him if I could talk to him in private. Outside the building. In the rain. (I was wearing my pyjamas, by the way). So now, considering this insanely comical context in which I told my crush I liked him, I just cannot take anyone else seriously when they say they can't do it.

92. No clue.

93. That school manufactures robots, not people.

94. Our bodies decompose, and the nutrients are reabsorbed in the soil, giving trees and other plants resources to grow. Unless you're cremated. Then you just sit in an urn on someone's shelf.

95. Crimes.

96. Be invisible.

97. I don't fucking want children.

98. I don't know how, I only know the circumstance, and the circumstance was the middle school biology olympics.

99. Self-pity, because it's completely useless, it doesn't help me accomplish anything.

100. I just exist.

100 questions to invade my personal life

[jerzwriter]

The More Things Change...

Book:                   Open Heart (Post Series)

Pairing:                Ethan Ramsey, Tobias Carrick

Rating:                 Teen +

Warning:             Some cursing

Category:            Fluff / Humor

Summary:           No one was more surprised by the rekindled friendship than they were, but it was all going well, until… after spending an afternoon together, Tobias didn’t listen to Ethan’s advice, and then….

Words:                 1099

A/N:                     Whomever the Nonny is who sent these prompt requests for Ethan & Tobias, THANK YOU! These were so much fun to work with all four prompts are in bold below.  Additionally, I’m participating in @choices-september-challenge-blog Day 28 – “Do you ever stop talking?” which is also highlighted below.  This is also being submitted for @choicesficwriterscreations "Let's Hear it for the Boys" event. Thanks for reading! 😊

They would have laughed if you had told either of them that a day like this was possible even a couple of years back. Well, Tobias would have laughed, Ethan would have glared at the accuser and walked away without a word. But here they were. After an afternoon of running errands together, they stopped in a bar to have a few beers and catch the end of the Red Sox game. It wasn’t like old times… it was better. But since both had evening plans that did not involve the other, it was also time for it to end.

Tobias half smiled as he slid into the driver’s seat and turned the key in the ignition. His smile growing wider as Ethan fastened his seatbelt beside him.    

“You know, this is nice,” he said, pulling out of his parking spot. 

“What is?” Ethan asked.

“This… me, you… spending time together… it’s nice.”

Ethan turned to his friend with a wicked smirk. “Please… don’t tell me you’re going to propose now, Carrick.”

“Ha!” Tobias’s laughter filled the car. “Soon, buddy, very soon… but I assure you, not to you.”

“Well, thank goodness,” Ethan grinned, “I really didn’t want to break your heart.”

“As if you could do better than me,” Tobias snickered. 

The pleasant conversation continued as they drove through the streets of Charlestown until Tobias turned onto Rt. 93.

“What are you doing?” Ethan asked.

“Driving you home. Ethan. I know you’re a bit older than me, but is memory loss setting in already?”

“I know that, wise ass. I mean, why are you going on 93?”

“Because you live Downtown Ethan…” he answered sarcastically. “So I’m going over the Zakim. Eventually, I’ll turn on to State Street, then….”

“All right, I don’t need the play-by-play. It’s just better to drive down to the Longfellow.”

“Longfellow?” Tobias asked incredulously. “That’s going so out of the way, then I have to backtrack and, while I’m happy spending time with you, we don't need to prolong it anymore.”

Ethan let out a sigh. “That route is less traffic, and the roads are in better condition.”

“Listen, E, as the great philosopher Jay-Z once said, you buggin.”

“Whatever,” Ethan grumbled with a shake of his head, “suit yourself.”

Tobias turned up the radio as the conversation tappered; Ethan was about to make a crass comment about his friend's taste in music when….

BAM!

“What the…” Ethan startled.

“Aw, FUCK!” Tobias exclaimed.

“Did you hit something?” Ethan asked as Tobias slowly drove his car to the side of the raised highway. 

“It was a pothole,” he growled, “more like a freaking crater. I swear it was an accident. I didn’t see it.”

“NO! Tell me more, Captain Obvious,” Ethan mocked.

“You know,” Tobias groused as he stopped the car in an emergency lane, “you’re not as funny as you think you are, Ramsey. It’s not the end of the world. I have a spare in the trunk. Let’s get out and put it on.”

“Are you out of your mind? We’re on the side of the highway!”

“Oh, who is Captain Obvious now?”

“A raised highway!” Ethan emphasized.

“Ethan. Less lip service and more help.”

Ethan stepped out of the car with a huff. “Don’t you have roadside assistance you can call? You probably have damage to the chassis!”

Tobias stopped dead in his tracks and tilted his head. “Really? How fast do you think I was going?”

“Fast enough to get a flat.”

“But not enough to damage the chassis!”  Tobias opened the trunk and tossed a jack at Ethan unexpectedly. He caught it singlehandedly but still shot his friend a look of disgust.

Tobias approached Ethan, who was already hunched over by the tire, putting the jack in place. 

“Did you put up a reflector?” Ethan asked.

“Yes, Mom. Do you even know how to use that thing?”

Ethan grimaced in his direction. “I’m a doctor,” he stated.

“Yeah, and I don’t remember them teaching us how to do this in Hopkins. The way you were whining for roadside service for a simple flat… forgive me if I assumed you’re clueless.”

“Clueless,” Ethan chuckled as the two men removed the flat tire from the car. “I told you to go to Longfellow. I told you the road conditions here were horrendous. Then again, one of us is clearly smarter than the other.”

“Are you kidding me?” Tobias sassed. “Do you even drive in Boston? Every damn road has potholes this time of year! You’re such a freaking drama queen!”

Ethan ignored Tobias who was screwing the last lug nut in place. Tobias looked up at him with an obnoxious smirk.

“There, all done! And we live to tell the tale!”

Wordlessly, Ethan took the flat tire and placed it in the trunk before returning to his seat. Tobias was already inside the car, wiping grease from his hands. Ethan refused to look at him, he could see the shit-eating smile on his face.

“Now, was that so bad, Cinderella? It took all of ten minutes. I’ll still get you back home, so you’ll be ready for the ball in time.”

Not wishing to encourage him further, Ethan stared out of the windshield. But Tobias remained undeterred.

“I know you were scared, but it was unnecessary. I mean, worst case scenario, let's say we didn’t know how to change a tire… all I had to do was stand on the side of the road and show a little leg… there would have been a ten-car pileup with people trying to pull over to help me.”

A grin spread on Tobias���s face when he caught Ethan losing his battle to remain stoic. Giving up, he shook his head with a laugh.

“Tobias, you’re insane.”

“Yeah,” Tobias shrugged. “People keep telling me that. They may even be right, but you know what they say about crazy people, Ethan?”

“No,” Ethan bantered, “and I’m almost afraid to ask. What do they say about crazy people?"

“Fucking amazing in bed!” Tobias declared proudly.

Ethan ran his hands down the front of his face. “How does Casey even put up with you?” he mumbled.

“Fucking amazing in bed!”

“All right, let me out,” Ethan joked, “I’m walking the rest of the way home.”

“No, you’re not, buddy,” Tobias smiled. “We’ve got ten more minutes together, like it or not.”

“You know what,” Ethan surrendered, “I like it. You’re right. This is nice.”

“It is,” Tobias grinned, “but Ethan?”

“Yes?”

“I’m still not proposing to you.”

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[dahbeez]

1. "You're such a dork."

2. "Get over here, you doof."

3. "Cheeky."

4. "You're so needy."

5. "Kiss me again."

6. "You're so adorable!"

7. "Look at you... goodness, you're so cute!"

8. "I'm just so happy!"

9. "I can't stop smiling."

10. "I like that you make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt."

11. "You are being extra sweet today."

12. "Oh, look at you!"

13. "Your eyes are so pretty."

14. "I'm really happy that you're here with me."

15. "Thank you for staying with me."

16. "I don't think I've ever loved someone this much before."

17. "I feel like I'm in the clouds when I'm with you."

18. "You're like my hero/heroine."

19. "I'm gonna tickle you if you don't come over here."

20. "My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature."

@drink-it-write-it​

21. "Go with me?" "As long as you hold my hand."

22. "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?"

23. "Have you seen my hoodie?" "Nooooo..." "You're wearing it, aren't you?"

24. "OH you're jealous!"

25. "Can we stay like this forever?"

26. "Please just kiss me already."

27. "I think you might be my soulmate."

28. "Sleep over? Please?"

29. "Are we on a date right now?"

30. "I think I'm in love with you."

31. "Are you flirting with me?" "You finally noticed?"

32. "Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't supposed to see that."

33. "I wish we could live together already."

34. "They're so cute when they're asleep."

35. "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're beautiful."

36. "Quit touching me, your feet are cold!"

37. "Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!"

38. "Give me attention."

39. "You met me yesterday." "Yes, and I would die for you. Next question."

40. "She's hiding behind the sofa."

41. "Did you just hiss at me?"

@wishiwasanavenger-archive​

42. "Have you kissed anyone before?"

43. "Can I kiss you?"

44. "You're not hurting me, you're not heavy. I've got you, love.” 

45. "I look at them and I just... it's like when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes."

46. "I don't... I've never... been in a relationship before and I'm going to make mistakes... I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me."

47. "You didn't tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I going to do?"

48. "You give me a reason to be better, to do better."

49. "God, you are so fucking cute."

50. "I love you, but I need you to go away because you're really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow."

51. "Oh no... they're cute."

52. "I can't talk to cute people, okay? I don't know how to flirt!"

53. "God, I love your face."

54. "Don't look at me, I'm a mess!" "I love it when you're a mess!"

55. "Please do your homework for me...? Just one time." ... "I said one time, y'know... you didn't have to start studying. Not that I'm not proud or anything."

56. "I'm already home."

57. "Your comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner."

58. "Stop moving! I'm going to have to start counting all over again!"

59. "I just thought that since you weren't feeling too good, this would help."

60. "I'm not kissing you in the rain! We'll catch our death!"

61. "Would it help if I stayed?"

62. "I apologise sincerely if my beautiful/handsome face has kept you up all night."

63. "God, you're pretty."

64. "Calm down, it's just a chocolate bar!"

65. "Please, tell me you brought a toothbrush?"

66. "You take the bed, you need it more than me."

67. "You're so warm!"

68. "You're freezing, Jesus!"

69. "You always look beautiful."

70. "Your hands are so small!"

71. "Sometimes I just want to cuddle, okay? Is that so bad?"

72. "Now I know where half my wardrobe went."

73. "Here, let me just–" 

74. "You're really special to me."

75. "That tickles!"

76. "We only have one room left for the night..."

77. "Naps are life, okay?"

78. "I don't think I could love you anymore than I already do."

79. "I had the weirdest dream..."

80. "I got you a trophy, it's only plastic, but it's for being the best human I know."

81. "Someone keeps leaving love notes in my locker and I don't know if I should find it endearing or creepy..."

82. "I love your voice."

83. "Put me down! I can walk!"

84. "Can... can you come over?"

85. "You're the best."

86. "Can you please stop biting your lip, it's distracting."

87. "I thought you liked love songs!"

88. "I know you're not a fan of Valentine's day... I just thought that maybe I could change your mind..."

89. "You're my favourite know-it-all."

90. "That was the least romantic proposal in the entire history of proposals."

91. "I never knew you were a romantic at heart."

92. "I made it. For you. I know it's not the best, but..."

93. "Let me carry that."

94. "How do you know my favourite drink?" "I'm observant."

95. "We've known each other's for years and I don't think we've ever had a proper conversation."

96. "You're the clumsiest person I know, how did you survive past childhood?"

97. "It's always time for a milkshake."

98. "You know, humming the James Bond theme tune defeats the point of sneaking."

99. "I think your cat wants to kill me."

100. "Where have all my jumpers gone?"

101. "I don't get paid enough for this shit."

102. "Oh my God, I love you."

103. "I told you to bring a jacket."

@writings-of-a-hufflepuff​

104. "Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"

105. "It's you, it always has been."

106. "You're everything I could've wanted and more."

107. "Kiss me."

108. "Home stopped being a place when you entered my life."

109. "You should probably go home." "But I'm already home."

110. "You're an idiot." "But you love me."

111. "I'd do anything for you."

112. "You took all the pillows so I'm using you as one."

113. "Stop moving and let me braid your hair."

114. "I'm so proud of you."

115. "You are my family."

116. "I'm right here."

117. "Can you just please hold me?"

118. "I'm pretty sure they're my soulmate."

119. "This reminded me of you."

120. "Your hair is really soft."

121. "Are you blushing?"

122. "Can I stay here tonight?"

123. "Because I love you."

124. "Make a wish!"

125. "I love seeing you smile."

126. "You're just a softie."

127. "You are crushing me right now."

128. "Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen."

129. "Take my hand. Just trust me."

130. "You're the only thing that matters."

131. "Did you know that you talk in your sleep?"

132. "Hey, look at me. Focus on me, alright?"

133. "Why can't I get you out of my head?"

134. "Don't let go."

135. "Stay."

@blisfvll​

136. "You smell really nice."

137. "If you steal the blanket, I'm going to put my cold feet on you."

138. "You're comfy."

139. "But I want to hear you sing."

140. "Don't get up – I'll do it."

141. "Care to give me a back scratch?"

142. "Your bed head is really cute."

143. "How about a kiss?"

144. "Uh oh, I know that look. What do you want?"

145. "Are you really flirting with me right now?"

146. "I like the way your hand fits in mine."

147. "You have something in your hair, umm... do you want me to get it out?"

148. "It's nice that your voice is the first thing I heard today."

149. "This movie is really scary, but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time but– WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

150. "Wait, don't pull away... not yet."

151. "Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything."

152. "No, it's fine. I can wait until you're done talking to them."

153. "No, like... it's just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes."

154. "I've been trying to get ready for like an hour and an half because I know you're going to look so good and I need to try and match up."

155. "I wanted to say 'I love you' for the first time without stuttering, but that failed."

156. "We could order pizza and just stay like this all day."

157. "It's not a double date. We're just third and fourth wheeling."

158. "I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..."

@marauder-exe​

159. "It's not funny!"

160. "That wasn't suppose to happen."

161. "Hurry back."

162. "I can't take you seriously."

163. "Problem solved."

164. "That was embarrassing."

165. "It's freezing in here."

@love-me-a-good-prompt​

166. "I love you, baby."

167. "Hey, cutie."

168. "I promise to love you for the rest of my life."

169. "You're my world."

170. "I don't care if you're sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it."

171. "You are so perfect."

172. "Marry me?"

173. "You're the best part of me."

174. "Stay here with me. For the rest of our lives."

175. "I'm speechless, you're so beautiful!"

176. "Come here, I need to hug you."

177. "When everything's wrong, it's you that makes it right."

178. "You're the one."

@raggedy-dxctor​

179. "Well, it's the thought that counts." "Wait, no, don't take my kisses away from me!"

180. "Oh, you've started stealing my socks now?"

181. "You owe me a kiss."

182. "How did you get in here?"

183. "That's not even fair."

184. "You promised me a cookie!"

185. "Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit."

186. "You're not very intimidating."

187. "That was, by far, the stupidest thing you've ever done."

188. "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."

189. "Why the hell is there glitter everywhere?"

@whcczes​

190. "I'll feel much better if you let me walk you home."

191. "Apparently, all our friends have a bet going that we end up together."

192. "You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe."

@moanlightlust​

193. "It's two in the morning and you want to cuddle?"

194. "You shine so bright it's intimidating. I love it."

195. "I'm here."

196. "What's your name again? Sorry, I just got that super weird feeling that we only see in movies, you know? Like, the whole world stopped turning and all I could see was you."

197. "I was born to be yours."

198. "Isn't it a bit too cliché?"

199. "So, you're just kissing strangers for no apparent reasons?"

200. "You'll always be my favourite person."

201. "You're making it weird, stop making it weird."

202. "There's nothing I love more than running back into your arms."

203. "I'm yours. Forever."

204. "You always know how to cheer me up."

205. "I... I lost the ring."

206. "Will you be mine?"

207. "Darling, you look perfect tonight."

208. "You saved my life."

209. "Don't give me that look. No... NO! I said no puppy dog eyes! You know I can't resist them! Argh, fine!"

210. "I missed you and your bad puns and even your horrible cooking and the way you fit perfectly against my body when we cuddle. I just really missed you."

211. "We're a team, remember?"

212. "There's no place I'd rather be than by your side."

213. "Your smile brightens the whole room."

214. "I kinda adopted a puppy behind your back... don't be mad! Look at those cute fluffy paws!"

215. "You're burning up. Guess I need to activate my nurse mode."

216. "I love you. As in more than friends, more than best friends and more than super extra best friends."

217. "I love you just the way you are."

218. "We need to kick his ass, no questions asked. You in?"

219. "Hot chocolate and cuddles? Kisses?"

220. "You make me feel pretty."

221. "You'll always be my best girl."

222. "Never hide yourself from me."

223. "Babe! There's no toilet paper!"

224. "I'll never give up on you."

225. "Do you feel that shirt? That's boyfriend material."

226. "That prank went so wrong."

227. "Care to dance, my love?"

228. "AH! You're stuck with me!"

229. "You're too good to me."

230. "Is it that time of the month?"

231. "Can I braid your hair?"

232. "It's okay to have doubts, as long as you don't let them overwhelm you."

233. "Come here! I can't stand to be so far away from you!"

234. "I got you."

235. "I wanna fall asleep next to you every night and wake up every morning with you by my side."

236. "Stop, I need to finish this!"

237. "I just wanna binge watch The Office, but it's not the same without you."

238. "Because I care about you!"

239. "I just wanted to impress you."

240. "I love you even though your breath stinks right now."

241. "Did you just puke on me?"

242. "We should get drunk and do stupid things."

243. "I always know what you're thinking about, babe. You're like an open book!"

244. "Could you sing to me?"

245. "I, uh, could you... could you play with my hair, please?"

246. "Nooooo, don't leave! I'm cold!"

247. "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

248. "A mistletoe? Really?"

249. "Will you join me, love?"

250. "I have feelings for you."

251. "You are the reason."

252. "Take my hand, I wanna show you something..."

253. "You have a lovely name."

254. "You're my everything."

255. "You do know a lot about my blushing schedule."

@voilawind​

[forasecondtherewedwon]

93 and 11 for hannix🔥🔥

Thanks, babe!! I took them back to the beach for this one!

11. “I heard shower sex is dangerous, but right now, I’m willing to take the risk.”

93. Just sex ;)

prompt list

Cry Shark

Fandom: Top Gun: Maverick Pairing: Jake “Hangman” Seresin/Natasha “Phoenix” Trace Rating: M Word Count: 1483

Jake’s looking at the moon, waiting for the sun, when he has an experience that convinces him he’ll never see it rise: below the water’s surface, something closes around his ankle and gives his leg a sharp downward jerk.

He’s been leisurely treading water, and he’s a strong swimmer—trained for all sorts of subaqueous emergency bailout scenarios—but the force of the tug yanks his shoulders under, it submerges his neck, it sinks the chin he tips up reflexively, and salt water rushes into his mouth. Jake’s arms fly upward in an automatic flail, sweeping at the water to propel himself upward. He goes to kick out with his free leg when the other is suddenly released. Floating again, he whips his head around, searching the dark water. The moonlight doesn’t penetrate it very well, though he can see his own body when he looks down. But there’s something else out here with him. Maybe it’s better not to see.

Heart going like a train up a mountain, Jake makes himself push forward in a slow, calm stroke towards shore. Panicked swimming will only bring it back. Perennially comfortable telling himself he’s right, he’s startled when a shape surfaces feet from him. A dark shape, a slick shape, a—

“Phoenix?!” he gasps as she turns her face and the moon gleams across her wet hair. “Son of a—! I thought you were a fucking shark!”

She laughs—cruelly, to his ears, but maybe that’s just how mad he is.

“Only at pool,” she says.

“What the fuck! I—” His mouth’s no longer full of water, but he’s still struggling, alarmed out here in the dark.

“I was already in the water when I saw you wade in.”

“And you thought an attempted drowning would be a fun way to start your day?”

Phoenix looks unimpressed as she bobs beside him, arms swishing forward and back underwater. He’s on the edge of her current.

“I hardly touched you. Why so jumpy?”

He stares at her for a few seconds before deciding he’s probably better off just letting it go. No actual harm done, and if he makes a stink, she’ll just mock him to the rest of the candidates later. He does not need to be teased about the time he thought Phoenix was a shark for the remainder of his time here.

“I didn’t think anybody else’d be out here,” he admits.

“I wanted to clear my head.”

And what a beautiful head it is, Jake thinks, gazing at her wet, clustered lashes, the water droplets clinging to her earlobes and the bottom of her nose, the slick spill of her hair. Protocol dictates that she wear it up, neatly out of the way, but seeing her like this makes him wish it didn’t.

“Not cut out for TOPGUN?” he teases. “Well, very few of us are. I’d say there’s no shame in washing out, but there definitely is.”

She gives him a barely-tolerant look.

“Don’t you worry, Bagman. I’m not going anywhere. A half-mile swim every morning keeps me sane.”

“You do this every morning?”

“Yeah.” Phoenix smiles. “This is my turf. That’s why I get to mess with you.”

He drags his arm through the water and sloshes her in the face. She gasps and wipes a hand down her face.

“Splash fight? You’re such a child.”

“What’s the matter, Phoenix? Don’t think you can get me back?” Jake tosses her a taunting grin, propelling himself from side to side in the water, awaiting her attack.

Of course, he’s expecting the attack to be a retaliatory splash, mounting a counteroffensive that follows the rules of engagement of his choosing. Instead, her head tilts back and, underwater, her foot hooks the bend of his knee, wrenching him towards her. He splutters on a mouthful of water while Phoenix, apparently in her element, is already wrapping her thigh securely around his and swinging onto his back. If she really wanted to drown him, she’d try to pin his arms, so she must not; her arms hug him loosely from behind and her hands slip across his wet chest.

“I know I can,” she says.

With measured breaths, Jake considers the weight of her on his back, her points of vulnerability, how her reflexes match up against his own. She’s still now, but the water continues to ripple gently out from their activity.

“Fight’s on,” he declares, and twists sharply to grab at her waist and haul her around.

They grapple in the water—hands darting out to grab shoulders above the surface, legs lashing fluidly below. He tries to pin her arm behind her back, her kicking foot between his thighs, but she wriggles out of this, nearly kicks him in the balls when he tries that. Like every contest since they got here, part of it’s an earnest show of strength, but the other part’s the fun of the rivalry, the excitement of a worthy opponent.

Just when he thinks he’s finally got her, Phoenix slips from his grasp, winding him as she kicks off against his stomach and heads for the beach with confident strokes. Once he’s got his breath back, Jake can only pant out a laugh and follow her ashore.

The sky’s lightening to a deep blue—dark yet glowing. Swim shorts waterlogged and draining down his thigh when he scrunches the fabric in his fist, Jake takes splashing strides through the shallow water with his eyes on Phoenix. He’s used to her in flight suits, occasionally the serviceable tailoring of their khaki uniform; the sight of her in a sleek, one-piece bathing suit, wringing out her hair, has him almost stumbling as his feet dip into the shifting sand. He had those thighs around him, those sure hands on his chest. His gaze on her is as hot as the sun beginning to burn off this night.

Standing at her side, Jake sniffs and takes his time slicking his hair back from his face, feeling her openly watching him. They aren’t expected back on base for an hour yet, at least. Out here on the beach, starting the slow drip dry and barely pretending they aren’t checking each other out, nobody misses them. TOPGUN decides how they spend their days, but their nights? This last, sapphire sliver before dawn breaks?

There’s a bland concrete building a stone’s throw from where they’re standing: bathrooms, changing rooms, an outdoor shower for beachgoers to wash off the ocean and the sand before they leave. Jake gets Phoenix’s attention and jerks his chin towards it.

“I heard shower sex is dangerous, but right now, I’m willing to take the risk.”

He’s betting she’ll tell him to go fuck himself—and he has the obvious, basically necessary comeback at the ready—but Phoenix surprises him with a sly smile. Not waiting for him, she saunters across the cool sand towards the building. When he realizes he’s watching her go, eyes on the high-cut leg opening of her suit curving up to her hips, he jogs to catch up.

Phoenix picks a showerhead and, when she turns on the water, he’s there. It’s slow to warm up at first, but so are they, tilting their faces close together and daring each other to bridge the distance with twinkling eyes and taunting grins. Jake finally jolts forward and presses his mouth firmly against hers. His blood gets hot before the water ever turns warm, eager fingers trailing Phoenix’s down as she peels her way out of her skin-tight, black one-piece. It slaps to the concrete pad, presently joined by his stripped-off shorts.

Does it feel dangerous? Cradling her roughly in his hungry hands while his feet keep purchase on either side of the drain? Taking his time to be sure of the difference between one type of wetness and another, even though this is a public beach and there’s nothing to conceal them if someone else comes for an early swim and circles this building? It feels a little dangerous. Jake has to grin though—pressing his teeth to Phoenix’s lips over and over as they kiss haphazardly—because the real danger is here in his arms. This fake shark, this real threat to his bid for team leader. She’s his competition, and maybe his wingman before this mission’s over, and they’ve been going toe-to-toe since the first night at the Hard Deck. Cornering Phoenix is like cornering himself—everything wild and driven that she’s coming at him with, he’s turning right back on her. Thank god this is happening, he thinks. This is way more refreshing than a solitary early-morning swim.

When dawn comes sparkling across the surface of the water, white light catching the crest of each low wave, Jake sees it behind his eyelids, shut tight as he gasps satisfaction into Phoenix’s mouth, his pulse tumbling in his ears.

[mrs-theirin]

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#5

“i don’t have anyone anymore.” / “you have me.”

Varric visits Hawke after the Arishok fight.

There’s not many things Varric can admit to doing at five in the morning. Usually, by then, Hawke has gone home for the day, and Varric can finally sink into his bed and relax, away from the mages and the Templars and whatever bullshit Hawke managed to find herself wrapped up in. It isn’t often he finds himself standing at her door, holding a bottle of wine like an idiot, just staring in hopes that something, anything, will call him back to the Hanged Man and he can leave this stupid, idiotic idea behind.

What was he even thinking? She’s probably long asleep. The most he can do is place the wine on her desk with a bullshit heartfelt note and leave it for her to laugh at in the morning. He almost got mugged three times on the way here. Was it even worth it?

He should go home. He should definitely head back home and—

“Maker’s breath, Varric,” says Hawke, opening the door, clad only in her deep red robe which hangs off her shoulder haphazardly, revealing quite a bit of skin. “Will you just come in already?”

63 notes - Posted April 27, 2022

#4

okay SHUT UP the idea that everyone was feeling ecstatic at the games and their victories will always be shadowed by the inversion........stop. huxley won GOLD and he's never going to be able to think of that without thinking about everything else.......don't touch me

69 notes - Posted January 28, 2022

#3

pov: you have two seconds left to live before the 233 year old milf fucks your shit up

i commissioned the wonderful, the brilliant, the TALENTED @kirnet to draw my sole survivor, eliza hawkings! i literally don’t have words for how well this turned out, she looks absolutely beautiful and mina is literally such a talented artist it’s insane. i’m eternally grateful!!!

93 notes - Posted May 6, 2022

#2

if i hear one more redacted character say "don't get mad, get even" i'm going to personally track erik down and erase the phrase from his brain

131 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

     I know someone who kisses the way     a flower opens — Mary Oliver, “I Know Someone”

commissioned @chernychnyi to draw my azalea & @montliyets‘s beautiful lillian and i could NOT be happier with the result!! they look SO absolutely gorgeous, i teared up when it arrived :’) please commission him if you have the chance!!!

146 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

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Prompt List #2

Welcome to my biggest prompt list ever

if you wanna request something from this list, just use the character and ‘ prompt 34 from prompt list #2′ thank u!

Theres like 200 so be wary

Angst

“I love you ! Is that what you wanted to hear ?”

“I love him/her, and I know that I shouldn’t.”

“Can you just shut your mouth ?”

“wHY DO YOU KEEP LYING TO ME ?”

“We both know that I should walk away, but I can’t.”

“Wait, he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend ?"

“I lo—-” “No, please… Don’t say that. You love her/him, not me.”

"Could you just take this pain away ? It hurts, so much… Help me.”

“You’re safe here, I got you.”

“Don’t ask her out again, please… You’re killing me, every single time you ask that.”

“Look, he/she wants you, just make him/her happy.”

“If you go, I’ll know that you never loved me.”

“We never were just friends, and you know it.” “I know it, but you deserve someone better than me.”

“SHE WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!”

“You love me like I’m the person who actually deserves your love.” “But you are the only one who deserves it.”

“I know for a fact that you’re not “fine”.”

“You’re looking at me like.. you’re disgusted. What did I do? Just tell me what I did, please!”

“What happened between us?”

“Nothing has changed!” “Yes it has, and you know it.”

“Love isn’t supposed to hurt this badly.”

“You said you needed space. You were 5,000 miles away for a year, and you’re still unsure. I’m starting to think that an entire universe apart wouldn’t be enough space for you.”

“I remember when he/she/they used to look at me that way”

“I want you to list every lie you ever told me. Then I’ll forgive you.”

“I don’t hate you. I hate that after all of this, you’re still trying to lie to me”

“I can’t keep this secret for you anymore.”

“I’m sorry I’m not what you signed up for.”

“Why she/her/them? It could have been anybody, and you chose to betray me with her/him/them.”

“This will be the last time you lie to me.”

“You never loved me, did you?”

“You made me miserable and I still loved you.”

“Everytime something goes well, I momentarily forget how much I despise you.”

“We’re never going to have a happy ending, just remember that.”

“Don’t pretend like you’re not happy to see me like this.”

“Your mind must be a horrible place.”

“Hand me the gun and I’ll kill him myself.”

“And I thought you loved me."

" And I thought I loved you."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

“I didn’t expect you to wait forever. I just hoped…”

“Did you always know that you were going to leave?”

“If you cry, I’ll stay, and if I stay that will just give you another reason to hate me.”

“I’m addicted and at this point I don’t think anything could make me stop.”

”If you wanna know, then ask.”

“You never asked because you knew I wouldn’t tell you what you wanted to hear.”

“We grew apart, and at this point I’m glad.”

“Find somebody else to kiss your ass.”

“When are you going to stop clawing for something that’s never going to happen?”

“What you’re doing is going to kill you one day.”

“It was easier to believe that the you I knew was dead than deal with the fact that I still have to see you every day.”

“What you’re doing is going to kill you one day.”

Fluff

51. “You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

52. “Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

53. “You smell really nice.”

54. “Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

55. “I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

56. “If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

57. “Here, let’s share the blanket.”

58. “You’re comfy.”

59.“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

60.“But I want to hear you sing.”

61.“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

62.“Care to give me a back scratch?”

63.“I think I love you.”

64.“Your bed head is really cute.”

65.“How about a kiss?”

66.“You made this for me?”

67.Aw, you’re blushing.”

68. Uh oh, I know that look. What do you want?”

69. “Let me help you with that.”

70. “I don’t want to forget this moment.”

71.“Are you really flirting with me right now?”

72.“I like the way your hand fits in mine.”

73.“You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”

74.“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

75.“This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”

76.“Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”

77.“Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything”

78.“No, it’s fine.  I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”

79.“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”

80.“You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”

81.“I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”

82.“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

83.“My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”

84.“No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”

85.“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”

86.“ You are so beautiful — So fucking beautiful. “

87.“And just WHERE do you think you’re putting your hands?”

88.“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

89.“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

90.“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

91.“It was always you.”

92.I love you in every possible way.”

93.“I didn’t mean to love you so much.”

94.“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

95.“Duck, you idiot!”

96.“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a wand and I’m not afraid to use it.”

97.“Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.”

98.“It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”

99.“Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.”

100.“I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”

Sarcasm

101.“Define normal.” 

102.“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” 

103.“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 

104.“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.” 

105.“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.”

106.“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.” 

107.“And you wonder why you’re still single.”

108.“Remind me to kill you. Please.” 

109.“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?”

110.“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.” 

111.“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.”

112.“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.” 

113.“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.” 

114.“My middle finger salutes you.” 

115.“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.” 

116.Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.” 

117.“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.” 

118.“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” 

119.“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.” 

120.“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”

121.“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” 

122.“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?” 

123.“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!” 

124.“I need therapy after this.” 

125.“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” 

126.“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.” 

127.“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.” 

128.“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.”

129.“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.” 

130.“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.” 

131.“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.” 

132.“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!” 

133.“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.” 

134.“She’s hot, but she’s evil.” 

135.“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” 

136.“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.” 

137.“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.” 

138.“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.” 

139.“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.” 

140.“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”

141.“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” 

142.“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.” 

143.“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.” 

144.“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.” 

145.“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 

146.“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.” 

147.“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

148.“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.” 

149.“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.” 

150.“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.” 

Drama

151.“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”

152.“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?” 

153.“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”

154.“I know you lied to me.”

155.“I’m not even sorry.”

156.“You backstabber!” 157.“I never want to see you again.” 158.“You never mattered to me.”

159.“I knew this was a bad idea.”

160.“Rot in hell.”

161.“It was supposed to be a secret!”

162.“No one loves me.” 163.“He/she/they is/are so petty…” 164.“You made me cry.” 165.“I don’t know who you are anymore.” 166.“How DARE you?!” 167.“I know you’re not talking to me…” 168.“I SAW you with him/her/them!”

169.“Just leave me alone.”

170.“What did you do?!” 171.“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”

172. “Just admit that was extra…”

173.“I forgive, but I don’t forget.” 174.“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?” 175.“So what if I had sex with your ex?” 176.“There’s something I have to tell you…” 177.“I can’t do this anymore.” 178.“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.” 179.“I never loved you.” 180.“It’s too late.”

181.“Quit ignoring me.”

182. “Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”

183.“I love you. I’m sorry.”

184.“I don’t want to be friends.”

185.“Can we please pretend I never said that?”

186.“Friendzoned again.”

187.“You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”

188.“Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”

189.“I was there for you when no one else was!”

190.“Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”

191.“I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”

192.“Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”

193.“I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”

194. “I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”

195.“When I said I loved you, I meant it.”

196.“Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”

197.“You were the one that left all those notes for me?”

198.“You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”

199.“We agreed this was just physical!”

200.“I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”

Ahhh im sorry that was so long, but if you read all the way to here, your a real one.

Again i write for all Hp characters! Feel free to use these prompts as ur own

[missmorosis]

did i make a prompt list? 👀 maybe.

made these for the new year, 2021 :D

feel free to send in requests! rules in my navi :)

btw some of these prompts may be inspired by others!!

heh feel free to reblog if you would like to use it <3

If you don't mind, please credit me (@missmorosis) if you use these prompts!! I would love to read what yall come up with hehe

💜, morosis

1. “Can you come over?” “I’m already here.”

2. “I already know your order, the usual, right?"

3. "You look adorable in- wait is that my shirt?"

4. "Marry me. Now."

5. "You're cold? Have my jacket."

6. “Uh- why is there glitter everywhere?”

7. “Please, you’re adorable.”

8. “Yeah, okay, but I’m cooler.” “You sure?”

9. “You know, I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”

10. “So... did you know that all our friends have a bet going that we end up together?”

11. “Stop laughing at me! It’s not that funny! ... Maybe it’s a little funny.”

12. “I- yeah- I would like that.”

13. “Hey, hey, look at the road. Instead of looking at me.”

14. “Were you always this beautiful?”

15. “Can- can I kiss you?”

16. “Can you just hold me for a bit?”

17. “I’m saying this out of love... but that looks horrendous.”

18. “You’re safe now, okay? I’m here.”

19. "Oh my gosh, is that idiot my s/o?"

20. “You- you think about me?” “Well, yeah. 24/7.”

21. “Well, I just thought... if you weren’t feeling well, I could at least do this for you.”

22. “Oh my gosh, what happened to you?”

23. “Can’t get enough of me, huh?” 

24. “Would it help if I stayed with you?”

25. “Do you trust me?” “Who are you, Aladdin?”

26. "You're an idiot." "I'm your idiot."

27. "Let me get that for you."

28. "Please don't do this to me.”

29. "Talk to me. Please, just say something.”

30. "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Honest answer?" "... no."

31. "Don't die on me. Please."

32. "Don't- don't come any closer."

33. "Why are you lying to me?"

34. "I'm starting to worry about you."

35. "Where have you been?"

36. "Hey, don't cry."

37. “How is this my fault?”

38. “Leave me alone.”

39. "You said they'd come home. So, where are they?"

40. "I... found you crying. What happened?"

41. "Who hurt you?"

42. "I don't deserve you."

43. "W- will they be okay?"

44. "It’s okay. They’re gone now."

45. “Are you crying... because of me?”

46. “Why aren’t you asleep?”

47. “Let me go. Let. Me. Go.”

48. “You... you promised.”

49. “You deserve better.”

50. “I’m sorry. I really am this time.”

51. “How’d you get hurt?”

52. “You know, it doesn’t help to hold it all in."

53. "How does it feel to lose to me?"

54. "Don't leave me here."

55. "This song reminds me of you."

56. "You need to take better care of yourself."

57. "Where have you been?"

58. "You don't have to be afraid."

59. "How long have you just been sitting there?"

60. "You did this all for me?"

61. "Please don't tell me that’s (s/o)."

62. "Why is there a dog in my living room?"

63. "Shut up and let me braid your hair."

64. "Hop on my back.”

65. “Have I ever told you how much I hate you?”

66. “Can we stop for a second? I think I’m going to pass out.”

67. “I know you’re sad, so let me in. It’s cold outside.”

68. “Just... walk it off.” “I don’t think I can walk.”

69. “Are- are you bleeding?”

70. “Uh sorry, I think I dropped your child.”

71. “That was fun. I’m never doing it again.”

72. “Oh, shoot, I think I’m seeing things.”

73. “Wow, your hair’s really soft. Like... really soft.”

74. “That is... the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

75. “It’s purely luck. Zero skill.”

76. “Can you look at my face and honestly tell me that I’m ugly? Nope, you can’t.”

77. “I can’t say (his/her/their) name without smiling!”

78. “So... do you come here often?” “I- I literally work here.”

79. “Whatever you do, don’t turn around.”

80. “You know, you’re allowed to be mad at me.”

81. “Oh my gosh, wait, is this legal?” “To be honest, I’m not sure.”

82. “I’m this close to cutting off all my hair.”

83. “What do you want me to do? Throw popcorn at them?”

84. “Leave me alone.” “I brought cookies.” “... fine, come in.”

85. “Why should I share with you?” “Because you love me 😌”

86. “I would appreciate it if you never spoke of this ever again.”

87. “You’re cute when you’re mad.”

88. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting?”

89. “So... who was going to tell me?”

90. “Uh, was this the original plan?”

91. “Stop kissing me, it tickles!”

92. “For the record, I never agreed to this.”

93. “You dropped this.”

94. “I’m not threatening you!” “Well I feel pretty darn threatened.”

95. “Do. Not. Push. Me.”

96. “Can- can you come get me? Please?” “Of course.”

97. “How many times have you watched that?” “Probably close to 100.”

98. “Hey, I, uh, brought you some pizza.”

99. “Wait. Stand right there, I want to take a picture of you.”

100. “I love you.”

[winchester19-67]

Playing Pretend - Part 5

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Pregnant Reader, Fluff

Word Count: 1,153

Summary: Whenever the subject of marriage is brought up, Dean gets upset by it. You don't want to fight, and yet you can't understand why he is so against marrying you. When you have to play husband and wife for a case, you find that trying to play a happy marriage isn't as hard as you thought it would be despite you hitting a rough patch in your relationship. While playing pretend, you find out something about yourself that you kind of wish you didn't know, and maybe you can get Dean to finally tell you why he's so against marrying you.

A/N: This is Part 5 of Playing Pretend. Feedback is appreciated!

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"You wanna tell my why my brother just passed out in the library?" Sam asks you after he helps you to lay Dean down in his room.

You take a deep breath. "Fine," you sigh. "But you've gotta promise me not to do the same thing after I tell you."

"Alright," Sam chuckles as he crosses his arms over his chest.

You swallow hard and a small smile creeps upon your face. "I'm pregnant."

"I knew it."

"What? How did you know?" you ask him in a loud tone.

"Oh, please," Sam scoffs. "I had this case figured out before you and the idiot in there ever did. I knew that red-headed girl was behind it all."

"Then why did you send me and Dean out on the case?"

"Because I thought that pretending to be husband and wife for a few days would help you both," Sam tells you. "I know that you love Dean and he loves you but you do know that I'm not an idiot, right? I could tell by the way you two have been with each other that there's been a bit of a rough patch so I thought that..."

"You'd send us in to solve the case you already solved and to smooth things out between us."

"Exactly," Sam smirks. "Then when I called you the day after Dean decided to play bait and you had told me that Jenny hadn't showed up after you, I knew why. Actually, I sort of figured that part out when Dean said that you weren't feeling well."

"Well, the jokes on you because Dean has actually been planning on proposing to me for the past three years," you tell him.

"Oh, I already knew about that too."

"Seriously?" you scoff and roll your eyes a bit at Sam. "Well, I bet here's something that you don't know. Right before your brother passed out he decided to throw his plan out of the window and propose to me anyways."

Sam sighs and frowns a bit at you. "Okay," he scowls. "You did get me on that one."

"Ha ha," you laugh, causing Sam to roll his eyes a bit at you.

"Yeah. Yeah," Sam says and he waves his hand a bit in your direction. "Just holler at me if you need me to drag his butt to bed anymore."

"Will do," you laugh as Sam turns around to walk off. Sighing, you turn to walk on into Dean's room and you run right into him. "You're up," you smile.

"Yeah," Dean sighs as he scratches at his neck. "What happened?"

"You sort of passed out on me," you tell him.

"Oh," Dean groans as he lets his eyes slide shut. "Now I remember." Dean's eyes pop open and he looks down at you. "So," he says softly.

"So," you say and you give Dean a wide smile. "Is there something that you want to say to me?" you ask him.

Dean takes a deep breath. "Was I dreaming, or is the part where you told me that you're pregnant actually true?"

"Do you need to sit down before I tell you the answer?" you ask him. Dean chuckles and he nods his head a bit at you. "Are you mad?"

Dean's eyes widen a bit at you. "Sweetheart, why on earth would I be mad about this?"

"Because I knew this whole week and I was afraid to tell you."

"How did you know?"

"When I started getting sick," you tell him. "When I found out that that was what was in common with the women that the witch left alone, and then when she didn't try to harm me, I knew. I'm sorry that I didn't tell you."

"Stop," Dean tells you softly as he reaches out to gently take your face between both of his hands. "Stop. I'm not upset with you. I could never be upset with you over this."

You sniff and you nod your head a bit at Dean. "So you still want to marry me?"

"Even more so now," Dean says and he gives you a wide smile. "Not because it would be the right thing to do or whatever, but because this makes me love you even more and I didn't think that that was even possible."

You laugh as tears fall down your cheeks and Dean gently pulls you in to press his lips firmly to yours. One of Dean's hands falls down to lay on your stomach, causing you to smile into the next kiss.

"I love you, Dean," you whisper as you both slowly pull away from each other.

"I love you too, sweetheart," Dean grins as he moves to stand behind you before wrapping both of his arms tightly around your waist and laying both of his hands flat onto your stomach. "And I already love you, little one," Dean whispers, causing you to giggle as he presses feather light kisses to your neck.

"You're already an amazing Daddy," you tell Dean softly and you can feel him smile against your skin.

"Well, I don't know about that, sweetheart," Dean chuckles. "But I can promise you that I will try with everything in me to be what you and the baby need me to be."

You turn around in Dean's arms and wrap both of your arms tightly around his neck. "Babe, we just need you to be exactly who you are," you tell him softly. Dean gives you a soft smile as he leans in to give you a loving kiss.

"Thank you, sweetheart, for loving the real me, but with our life..."

"Dean, let's not have this conversation right now because like I said, I love you for who you are and you are a hunter," you tell him softly. "There's no one I'd rather have by my side to help me keep our baby safe."

Dean nods as tears well up in his eyes. "That means a lot to me to hear you talk like that, sweetheart."

"Well, I mean every single word of it," you tell him truthfully.

"I know you do, baby," Dean smiles as he presses a kiss to your cheek. "Alright," he sniffs. "Why don't we go curl on with a movie and talk wedding venues and baby names?"

"A sentence you probably never thought that you'd be saying," you giggle.

"Not exactly," Dean chuckles. "But I can't tell you exactly how happy it makes me that we're having to talk about these things."

"Good," you say and you give Dean a wide smile. "Because it makes me ridiculously happy too."

Dean chuckles as he wraps an arm around your waist and gently pulls you with him into the hallway. He keeps a hand pressed up against your stomach, and that beautiful smile that's on his face doesn't fade even when you both fall asleep wrapped up in each other's arms.

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I posted 768 times in 2022

That's 521 more posts than 2021!

54 posts created (7%)

714 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 179 of my posts in 2022

#harringrove - 49 posts

#billy hargrove - 44 posts

#steve harrington - 25 posts

#writing - 11 posts

#max mayfield - 9 posts

#fanfiction - 8 posts

#bruises - 8 posts

#lol - 8 posts

#stranger things - 8 posts

#bruises on both my knees for you - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 127 characters

#fanfic writers and readers are the only ones that care so much about him that we see every fucked up thing that happened to him

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Posting something that I added to AO3 a long time ago but can't find on my blog. If you've already read it, sorry. But I thought I'd add it to tumblr while I wait to finish some things I'm working on.

Billy lights a cigarette. Not because he needs one, he doesn't need much of anything anymore, but to give his mouth something to do while he fills Harrington's grave with dirt. 

The pretty boy owes him big time for this. Billy had plans for tonight. Plans that he had to cancel because someone decided to stumble into a den of the undead. And yeah, he didn't have to drag his bitten and dying ass out here and give him his blood, but he couldn't just let an ass as fine as that become little more than a snack. 

And sure , maybe his reasons for doing this are that shallow, but he's still doing him a solid. Billy never wanted to sire anyone, so this is totally out of character for him to begin with. Harrington is damn lucky he's still pretty. 

He heaves more dirt over him. 

Why the fuck was he even at that warehouse anyway? He had zero business being on that side of town, on his side of town. Maybe he should ask him once he climbs his way free. Then smack him upside the head for being a complete moron. Who walks into empty creepy buildings in the middle of the night? 

Harrington apparently. 

IU must not have a class on street smarts. 

He huffs a laugh at the thought of the boy taking that kind of class as he continues his work, and it only takes a few more seconds to fill it all in. 

He pats the dirt with the shovel and smirks, "Sleep tight, sweetheart. See you tomorrow." 

-

Harrington crawls into his new life as gracefully as Billy thought he would, which is not at all . He stumbles away from the grave on shaky legs and searches around frantically, fear and panic evident on his dirt smeared face. Once he sees Billy sitting on the hood of his Camaro, his eyes grow comically wide. 

"What the fuck? What the fuck is going on? Did I just climb out of a fucking grave? Did you bury me alive, Hargrove?" 

"Calm down, Princess. I saved your sorry ass. You'd be a bloodless corpse in a basement right now if I hadn't gotten you out of there." 

"Out of where? What are you talking about?" 

"Holy shit, you have no idea what you walked in on, do you?" 

Confused, he answers, "No?" 

"Jesus Christ, you really are an idiot." He throws the other boy a towel to get some of the grime off his skin. 

"Gee, thanks." He scowls, but he takes the offering and starts wiping himself off. 

Billy sighs, "I don't know why you were at that warehouse, Harrington, but whoever sent you probably wanted you to die," He watches the towel pause on his face, "or at the very least, beat to shit."

"I was there to hook up with a guy." He admits quietly. "He picked the meet up place."

And Billy knows he was the only human in that building last night, so that means that one of the other vampires had set him up. It's not like Billy's never hooked up with a dinner date, but that wasn't what was going on there. He had thought it was just an accident and that they had gotten carried away. But no, they had planned to suck him dry until Billy intervened. 

It pisses him off because they don't have to do that anymore. They don't have to wait so long between feedings now. They don't get so lost in their hunger that they kill all of their meals. So killing humans these days is unnecessary. It's an archaic practice that Billy despises. 

Fuck. 

Now he would have to watch out for those bastards. 

"I know it was stupid, and I should have left when I saw how creepy the place was, but I just really needed to get laid." 

He laughs at that. He can't help it. "I wouldn't have thought King Steve would end up literally dying for some dick." 

"Oh, fuck you, Hargrove." He growls. "Act like you don't gag for it too." 

Billy raises a brow. "Gag for it, huh? No, I'm not the one gagging, pretty boy." 

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138 notes - Posted June 5, 2022

#4

Posting a little bit of that Harringrove A/B/O I wrote last night. It needs some work but it's been fun working on it.

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The first thing that Billy notices when he walks into his assigned cabin is that there is an odd smell in the air. It's faint. Nothing super obvious. Nothing harsh or musty, but just…different. Almost pleasant. He was prepared for all the insane amounts of Alpha pheromones permeating the camp grounds, the testosterone, even the B.O., so it was a welcome scent to be honest. 

He quickly forgets about it though, when he leaves to sign in and get the schedule for this weeks activities and the list of campers under his watch. 

But at the mess hall later, his nose twitches and he realizes that he's picking up the same scent he found in the cabin. It seems slightly familiar now…and it's coming from the camp counselors table. 

He isn't sure who it's coming from, but now that he's closer to the source he can pick up the familiar underlying smell…it almost smells like Max when she…

But there's no way. This is an Alpha camp. It's impossible for anyone to get in without having already presented…but yet…he's definitely picking up omega. 

He looks around in alarm trying to see if anyone else is noticing this. But everyone is laughing, eating, and horsing around. He's the only one that seems to be bothered. 

What the fuck is going on? Maybe he's imagining things. He's gotta be. 

Right? 

Yeah. He's just sensitive lately. That's all. 

So he ignores the feeling in his gut that something isn't right and eats his dinner and jokes with the other counselors and tries to hide the fact that his nose is tingling and his skin is itchy. 

But later, when he walks back into the cabin to meet the brats he's in charge of, he stops dead in his tracks. He can't ignore his instinct here. 

It's Jasmine…and honey…and something woodsy. And while it's not really strong, it's concentrated and more noticeable.  

The other counselor assigned to this cabin is already chatting with the kids and when he looks over to Billy he lifts a hand in greeting and Billy just knows. 

It's him. It's definitely him. 

He's the one.

Billy introduces himself. 

Turns out, the guys name is Steve Harrington and he's about to be a senior at Hawkins High. He's in the program to gain some extra curriculars for his college resume.  

And he's the prettiest thing that Billy has ever seen.

But he can't ask questions here. They've got a cabin full of newly presented 13 and 14 year olds. It's not the time or place to discuss this. 

So he just stays awake all night, keeping watch. Just in case. 

But nothing happens. 

That day or the next. 

But Billy does notice that as the days pass, the smell strengthens a little and now it's  affecting him. It puts him on edge. Makes him want to get close. Makes him want to protect…and that is not something that happens to him.

So he's gotta be right.

The only problem is that he doesn't know how to go about this. Steve Harrington seems to be pretty popular among the staff, the counselors, and the kids alike. He's asked around and he found out he's somewhat of a leader at his school. Nickname King Steve. 

So someone like that? Probably wouldn't want someone like Billy questioning him about his status. 

But he can't ignore it. It would be wrong. So he musters up the courage to approach him one night after the kids go to bed and they're all hanging out by the fire. 

"Hey, Harrington. Got a minute?"

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147 notes - Posted June 10, 2022

#3

So for me, Steve's six little nuggets speech was less endearing and more upsetting. Mostly because of the reason behind him wanting that so badly.

The boy is lonely as fuck.

He wants a big family so he won't ever be alone again. If he has kids, he will always have someone to love and who loves him unconditionally no matter what.

So, yeah. It more broke my heart than made me go "Aw Steve. He's so adorable wanting a bunch of kids and an RV to go on road trips with. UwU."

194 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

#2

Based on this lovely art by @angryhuangyu

Just imagine Billy waking up in Steve's body... 

He would wake up and stretch...and realize his ribs don't hurt like they should. His head isn't throbbing and his lip isn't pulling tight. It's strange because, after the argument last night, they definitely should be. So he opens his eyes and is met with an unfamiliar ceiling in an unfamiliar room. But when he looks in the mirror he does see a familiar face.

And of course, there's a freak out because what the actually fuck, but he would quickly deduce that if he's in Harrington's body, that means Harrington is in his. 

And if Billy had a typical white picket fence family, he would totally take the opportunity that fate has given him and run with it. He would love to just fuck with King Steve. He would love to just relax in his castle, drinking fancy booze, watching TV, and taking a dip in that sweet inviting swimming pool. 

But he doesn't have that kind of family. 

He doesn't have a nice suburban dad that thrives on a strong sense of family and community. He has the kind that thrives on pain and punishment. 

Which means Harrington is in serious trouble. Because he knows that he's going to wake up and wonder why he feels like shit. He's going to get up and try to leave. (He won't be able to because Billy is grounded.) He will come face to face with his Dad, not knowing what he can and can't say, not knowing the rules. 

He's going to say or do something wrong.

And then he's quickly going to find out the secret Billy has been trying so fucking hard to keep. 

And yeah, that fact would be irritating and embarrassing as fuck, but that's not what has him in a panic trying to find the stupid keys to the Beemer. 

It's the fact that as much shit as Billy gives him, Harrington doesn't deserve to be on the receiving side of Neil Hargrove's anger. 

No one but Billy does. 

199 notes - Posted July 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

It's been so long since Billy has heard another person's voice, but now he hears her. Soft but clear in the red tinted darkness. 

"Dear, Billy." 

It's Max. 

His heart beats just a little faster because that's impossible. She can't be here. No one can be here. No one but him. Him and the monster. 

But despite what he knows as a fact, his ears are still picking up that ghostly sound. 

"I don't know if you can even hear this." 

He follows it. Drawn like a moth to a flame. It's not like he wants Max to be subjected to this hellscape, but…

He stops where the voice is the loudest. 

At a gravestone….

With his name on it.

What the fuck?

"Ever since you left, everything's been," she pauses, "….a total disaster."

He looks around. She's not actually there, but he can still sense her presence. 

What the hell is going on?

He waits for her to keep going, but can only hear her quiet breaths, so he sits down, back against the mossy stone slab.

Waiting.

"For awhile we tried to be happy," she finally continues, "Normal. "

There's so much pain in that word. Even though he can't see her, he knows she's been suffering. 

"I know that's impossible…too much has happened…nothing will ever be normal again…" 

Billy understands. God how he understands. 

"I just…" her voice falters. "I just hope that at least you're finally happy…wherever you are." 

His throat tightens, because he's not…He's not happy. And…

"I'm right here, Max." He whispers to the empty space before him. "I'm right here." 

252 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

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Prompts

1. "Hi, my ex just walked in. Would you hold my hand please?"

2. "I didn't expect to see you here."

3. "Have you seen this dog?"

4. “That mouth of yours, does it ever stop making noise”

5. “Seven minutes in heaven is for virgin teenagers”

6. “Slam that door one more time and I’ll shove my foot straight up your cute ass”

7. “Jesus! Knock next time would you”

8. “You have money go and get yourself a hoodie that’s not mine”

9. "I hate roses, I thought you knew"

10. "Do you think I am an angel? Ha"

11. "I wanted to sleep but someone decided to die"

12. "I can kill you right now, what are you talking about?"

13. "Hi, I am lost, can you come after me?"

14. "When I first saw you I wanted to date your best friend"

15. "I am so funny and you are just jealous"

16. "If I have to choose... no"

17. "Stop breathing like that!"

18. "I just did my nails"

19. "I'm the best driver în the world"

20. "Will you marry me?" "No"

21. "I think I broke my arm" "So?"

22. "I think I love you" "Thanks"

23. "My arms are lonely, don't you think?"

24. "Apparently we are dating"

25. “Well it’s kind of hard to move when you’re sitting on my lap”

26. "Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?"

27. "If we elope, you think they'll kill us?"

28. "This is yours"

29. "You can’t just kiss me, laugh and then walk away."

30. "Are you using ass as a pillow?"

31." I find your lack of faith disturbing."

32. "And I took it personally"

33. "In here I am the boss"

34. "Oh, bite me!" "Where?"

35. "What will you do if we break up?"

36. "Where is my T-shit?"

37. "This is no time for sarcastic comments."  "There is always time for sarcastic comments."

38. "I’ll keep quiet, you won’t even know I’m here."

39. "The way you flirt is just awful"

40. "Don’t be fooled. I’m the epitome of mess."

41. " If you are on TV should I congratulate you?"

42. "And this, is why we can’t have nice things."

43. "That's what he said"

44. "I am scared of your boss"

45. "You should know, a lot of girls have a crush on me"

46. "Everyone is afraid of you"

47. "If I'm watching that movie one more time I'll lose my fucking mind!"

48. "I thought being on vacation will be stress free"

49. "My parents don't trust you"

50. "I don't think I should give my last name so easily"

51. “I really wish I could unsee that.”

52. “Who would’ve guessed we’d be sharing a room.”

53. “I feel like you have an unhealthy obsession with me.”

54. “Nah he’s fine, it’s the other one you really got to watch out for.”

55. “I have a suggestion.” “I’m not taking my clothes off so forget it.”

56. “You’re the genius, why don’t you tell me?”

57. “Have I ever told you your accent makes me swoon?” “Really?” “No.” He/she smiles. “ that’s why I’ve never told you.”

58. “I’m alive? How am I still alive?”

59. “You’re crazy! I love it!”

60. “Never have I ever is about to get a lot more interesting.”

61. “What did they do?” “Dude. They did the do.”

62. "You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!"

63. "Well this is awkward."

64. "Im too sober for this."

65. "Im pregnant." "Wall done, Virgin Mary!"

66. " I want to protect you."

67. "Kill that spider and maybe I'll forgive you"

68. "I have no one to go to the wedding"

69. "Don’t you dare touch _______!"

70. "I thought you were dead!"

71. "This is, without a doubt, the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in."

72. "Take care of you, please"

73. "If your best friend single?"

74. "Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English."

75. "Why does everyone assume we're a couple?"

76. "Im craving something sweet" "Are you pregnant or something?"

77. " What is the magic word?" "I'll kill you în your sleep"

78. "When I see you my knees get weak"

79. "Finally you're single. Can I take you on a date?"

80. " So, I guess you don’t do after hours?"

81. "I know what I'm doing, I've watched two whole seasons of Grey's Anatomy."

82. "I can't believe I'm stuck here with you right now."

83. "Okay, this did not go as I planned it in the shower."

84. "I'm not going to sit around and watch you destroy yourself."

85. "You were my best friend"

86. "You did what?"

87. "Can you just pretend to love me for a second!"

88. "You are enough"

89. "Take the shirt off"

90. "Your nickname is bitch"

91. "What do you want to watch?" "You"

92. "How could you ask me that?"

93. "Your mouth does this thing and I can't resist it"

94. "Are you allowed to drink?"

95. "I said Im done, leave me alone!"

96. "Don’t raise your fucking voice at me”

97. “Yeah, I remember the drill”

98. “Tell me again, slowly this time, why that dog is in my bed.”

99. “Gave you so much, but it wasn’t enough.”

100. “You and me, we were destined to fall apart.”

101. “No, you don’t know who you are until somebody breaks your heart.”

102. “I want to tell you everything. The words I never got to say the first time around.”

103. “It’s better to feel pain, than nothing at all.”

Song lyrics prompts

1. “It’s the little things about us, that I love so much.”

2. “Last night I told you I loved you // woke up blamed it on the vodka”

3. “It’s a better place since you came along”

4. “You make me love the things I hate  “

5. Just a paper sheet and half a cigarette are left in my hand

6. Your faith walks on broken glass

7. "And can you teach me how to dance real slow?"

8. "I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe"

9. "One night, you won't forget the rest of your life"

10. "We only said goodbye with words"

11. "I'll try to give you love until the day you drop"

12. "I like the pretty boys with the bow tie"

13. "Lets get drunk forget what we did"

14. Your kisses lift me higher

15. When you're ready we can share the wine

16. "And if you don't love me now you will never love me again"

17. "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?"

18. "When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove"

19. She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining, just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling.

20. Now I understand, you're a human, and you got to lie, you're a man

21. The good and the bad times: we've been through them all.

22. Now I ain't educated but I sure ain't stupid

23. I grew up in the shoes they told me I could fill

24. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

25. A lover would just complicate my plans

26. And in the morning, i’ll be with you, but it will be a different kind

27. My heart is yours, it’s you that i hold on to

28. And with one kiss, you inspired a fire of devotion that lasts for twenty years

29. I let go of my claim on you, it’s a free world

30. I’m in my bed, and you’re not here and there’s no one to blame, but the drink in my wandering hands

31. Cause you gave me peace and i wasted it, I’m here to admit that you were my medicine

32. Oh, dear diary, i met a boy, he made my doll heart light up with joy. Oh, dear diary, we fell apart, welcome to the life of electra heart

33. For you, I would cross the line, I would waste my time, I would lose my mind

34. Is it really me you're missing?

35. Remember that night?

36. How many times can I break till I shatter?

37. As long as I breathe, I’ll call you my home

38. "You wouldn't know love if it crushed your fucking chest."

39. "When we scream our lips don't make a sound."

40. "Please don't let me sink, wrap your arms around me and carry me home."

41. "This hasn't torn us apart so nothing ever will."

42. "A long time ago we believed that we were united."

43. "I miss the person that you were but I don't miss you."

44. "If home is where the heart is, why do I feel so fucking heartless?"

45. "I can't live, I can't breathe with or without you just go away."

46. "I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer."

47. "I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away."

48. "I'm not like you I just fuck up."

49. "All because of you I believe in angels, not the kind with wings, no not the kind with halos. The kind that bring you home when home becomes a strange place."

50. "I just want to go to sleep and never wake up again."

51. “I wish people liked me more.”

52. “How could I ever love someone else?”

53. “I guess you’re getting everything you want.”

54. “She probably gives you butterflies.”

55. “I hope that you’re okay.”

56. “I defended you to all my friends.”

57. “I never cared about what they say, only care about me and you” 

58. “Either way i’m gonna lose, so i’m just gonna keep on loving you”

59. “You know i’m bad at communication, it’s the hardest thing for me to do”

60. “Iwas your lover, i was your friend, now I’m only just someone you call when it’s late enough to forget”

61. “It’s fucked up but it’s true that i love you like i do”

62. “Well we both had nights waking up in strangers beds but i don’t wanna, don't wanna, i don’t wanna give up yet”

63. “Tell me I’ve got it wrong somehow.”

64. “I’m begging for you to take my hand.”

65. “I can’t make it go away by making you the villain.”

66. “He feels like home.”

67. “I’d be breaking all my rules to see you.”

68. “But I know you’re not scared of anything at all.”

69. “When can I come back?”

70. “I’m ready to owe you anything”

71. “I’ll always look best in your head”

72. “I know you know it’s wrong, but I’m ready”

73. “All I ever want is breaking me apart.”

74. “Let's talk sweetly like all our love is false.”

75. “You put a fire in my heart, painted blood on my stars, gave me faith.”

76. “I wanna meet your girlfriend, she sounds nice.”

77. “How is kissing me so wrong?“

78. “Can’t you see that I’m already yours?”

79. “I’ve been losing track of the romantic sh*t I’m tryna say but basically I love you"

80. “I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips, I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath”

81. “I apologize for all your tears, I wish I could be different but I’m still growing up into the one you can call your love” 

82. “I’m out of my head, of my heart, of my mind cause you can run but you can’t hide, I’m gonna make you mine”

83. "I never loved someone the way that I love you"

84. "It's the way that you know what I thought I knew, it's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you"

85. "I hope she gettin' better sex, hope she ain't fakin' it like I did, babe"

86. “I know we’re young and people change and we may never feel the same”

87. “I can’t change the world, but maybe I’ll change your mind”

88. "You don't own me. Don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay."

89. "Leave everything that is worth a single cent and just take me instead."

90. "And then I got you off your knees, put you right back on your feet, just so you can take advantage of me."

91. "Hey, I can't let you go with nobody. Cause I love you, baby."

92. "Tell me that it wasn't my fault and that I was enough for you."

93. "We were good at faking forever, I get it, whatever."

94. "Cause you had your chance and you blew it. Yeah, you ripped it up and you chewed it."

95. "Well, I'm too busy for your business. Go find a girl who wants to listen."

96. "Stop looking at me with those eyes, like I could disappear and you wouldn't care why."

97. "Oh, we could do whatever you want, but boy, don't go falling in love, you can't stay with me, all you'll ever have is one day with me"

98. "I pray the medication slow me down, but that shit doesn't work when you're around"

99. "Told her that I loved her once and now she'd kill for me"

100. "What the tell were we? Tell me we weren't just friends"

Who I write for

Formula 1

Daniel Ricciardo

Lewis Hamilton

Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

Esteban Ocon

Carlos Sainz

Lando Norris

Lance Stroll

Sebastian Vettel

Mick Schumacher

Pierre Gasly

George Russel

Football

Erling Haaland

Jadon Sancho

Giovanni Reyna

Jude Bellingham

Julian Brandt

Marco Reus

Roman Bürki

Emre Can

Mats Hummels

Leon Goretzka

Joshua Kimmich

Kai Havertz

Mason Mount

Christian Pulisici

Ben Chilwell

Gerard Pique 

João Félix

Ianis Hagi

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Virgil van Dijk

Jens Petter Hauge

Martin Ødegaard

Alexander Sørloth

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F.W.B. - Rafe Cameron

Request: Can you do 93 and 118 from your prompt list with Rafe or JJ please, you can decide who. That's if your taking requests, if not then just ignore this.

A/N: Sorry I’m the worst and this took so long to post! Also I wrote it for Rafe...trying out something a little different with my writing.

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The first time you slept with Rafe it happened at a party. You weren’t drunk but you definitely weren’t sober either and he looked good, even if boys in polos weren’t your thing. Neither of you were in a place where you wanted a relationship, you weren’t ready to carve out space in your life for someone who might not be permanent and Rafe wasn’t feeling that itch to commit either. So it seemed reasonable, that a hazy sort of friends with benefits would form, a made-up contract between the two of you. 

The first and most obvious rule was that you weren’t exclusive. Rafe was happy to put it on the list that you buried in notes on your phone, exclusivity was not required. You guys were free to hook up with other people. 

“That’s fine with me, there was a guy at Topper’s party last week that was kinda hot,” you replied. Sprawled across his bed, head hanging over one side and feet dangling off the other, as you listened to him rattling off supposed ‘rules’. 

That rule was nice in theory but it was no secret that from the moment you and Rafe started sleeping together you stopped hooking up with anyone else. At first it was just subtle signals to each other at parties or texts when you were bored. 

-are you busy?-

-I’ll come to yours-

At first it was all you texted about. But somewhere along the way it changed. You didn’t play cat and mouse at parties or pretend you were thinking about going home with someone else. You started showing up together and hanging close to each other and so help anyone who tried to win either yours or Rafe’s attention. He’d send you texts in the morning and the conversation would last well into the night, various FaceTime calls peppered in throughout the day. 

“I read the directions, I know what I’m doing.”

“You say that but I’m telling you right now I’m not eating those...they look like lumps of coal.” Rafe laughed, leaning in close to the camera as if he’d be able to see the cookies you were in the process of baking. 

“They do not-“ you turned away from your phone as the door opened behind you, “Mom! Come here!” 

“What?”

“Tell Rafe these cookies don’t look like lumps of coal!” You said, a weak glare as you met his eyes through the screen. 

“Are these the cookies?” Your mom asked. Rafe didn’t miss the skeptical Look she gave as she inspected the double chocolate chip cookies you’d spent the last hour making.

“Told you!”

“You guys suck!” You whined, “I’m never baking again.” 

Rafe chalked all these little moments up to the actual ‘friends’ part of friends with benefits but you both knew differently. You were wading out into deep water, tempting feelings by getting closer to each other 

The second rule was yours and you broke it pretty regularly. Don’t bring your ‘friend with benefits’ around your family. It was a rule for obvious reasons. The moment the two of you started spending time with each other’s families was the moment you were in too deep. But that didn’t stop you from going to his house to brave Rose’s implemented Sunday Night Dinners or stop him from showing up at your grandmother’s 80th birthday with you, present in hand as if he was a member of the family already.  

You both knew that bringing the other around was playing with fire. Because suddenly you were helping Wheezie with her homework and shopping on the mainland with Sarah. It didn’t end at his house either, every time he came around your mom was asking him to stay for dinner, getting him to replace the water on the water cooler because she claimed she “couldn’t do it”.  

“My family thinks we’re dating.” You mentioned once, towards the end of your deal, though at the time you didn’t realize that this statement would turn out to be the catalyst that ended one thing and started another.  

“Why?”

You rolled your eyes and propped yourself up on your side so you could actually take a look at Rafe. Both of you were laying in his bed, naked, post sex, talking about whatever came to mind. It would be classified as cuddling if you really had to label it but neither of you wanted to because ‘no cuddling’ was rule number three. Rafe had been clear, after sex you both got dressed. You could hang out but the spending time together and the sex had to be separate events.

“Well let’s see there was last week when you showed up to my house even though I was out and ended up hanging out with my mom while she made dinner. Or the week before when Wheezie, Sarah, and I had a sleepover at my house. Or, you know, generally showing up at every holiday in the last year.” You pointed out. None of those things bothered you, honestly, you’d only mentioned it in hopes that his response would give you some sort of hint about where he stood with you.

Instead he seemed to be more interested in where the blanket had fallen away, his eyes straying from your face to your chest. When you noticed you his expression you took some advantage of it, shifting in bed so that you were straddling him. Rafe’s hands immediately going your hips, eyes closing as you rocked back against him just enough to elicit a moan. You’d been sleeping together, exclusively, for over a year, and in that time you had learned all his little quirks. He liked having some dominance over you in bed but you knew it was just a farce and you were always the one in control. A surprising trait, considering the type of person he seemed to be.  

“So?” You asked, peppering kisses along his jaw and neck. Soft, tan skin that smelled like the slightest hint of a coconut because he’d showered earlier at your place.  

“So?” He repeated the word and it sounded a little dazed, as if he was only half aware of the conversation. You were fairly certain you could get him to do anything you wanted just by posing a question to him when he was in this state.  

“No input on my family thinking we’re dating?”  

“Who cares.”

The fourth rule was one of convenience. It was also the most obvious of the rules: if one of you started to catch feelings the whole thing would be called off. That one was broken long before either of you realized it. Your ‘friends with benefits’ tryst with Rafe should’ve never begun in the first place if you were truly going to follow the most sacred rule of hooking up. It wasn’t supposed to be serious. Ever.  

And maybe you both could’ve continued living in the bubble of ‘just friends who fuck on occasion’ if it wasn’t for some touron at a party asking you on a date. Rafe had skipped the party for a week in the bahamas with his family and you had been bored out of your mind, entertained only by Topper and Kelce, who both ditched you when they found people they were interested in.  

Leaving you approachable and approached was what you got. By some touron. Cute enough, he asked you on a date. It wasn’t like he was expecting a relationship, he was heading home in three days, but a date wasn’t a relationship, it was just a date. To a nice resturant on the Eight and you agreed cause why not?

Rafe was why not and he was laying on your bed, watching you get dressed.  He’d come over for the same reason he always did. Sex, to hang out, to get away from Ward. Only to discover that while he was gone you had agreed to a date.  

“Don’t go.”

“I’m not shipping off to war Rafe, it’s one date.” You shrugged, walking out of your bathroom in a tight skirt/bralette co-ord. “What about this?” It was white and looked great on you and you never got the chance to wear it because you never went on dates.  

“Can we just stay home so I can fuck your brains out?”  

You rolled your eyes at him, laying horizontally across your bed on his back, head dangling off the side. He sounded and looked like a little kid who wasn’t getting their way and honestly, he was spoiled. Hell, he had gotten to have you for a year and a half with no one else ever winning your attention long enough for a date. Now all the sudden it was like someone was taking something of his, and Rafe was not the type who liked to share.  

“Does the outfit look good or not?” You asked, frustrated.  

“Yeah, you look gorgeous, now don’t go.”

“I haven’t been on a date in ages Rafe, I just wanna go to a nice restaurant and have dinner and look cute and walk around the beach-”

“So, we can do that.” Rafe said, sitting up. He’d come all the way over here last minute after you declined going to his for your date. His usually slicked back hair hung like fringe and he had to brush it out of his eyes when he sat up. You’d be lying if you said that just seeing him slightly unkempt wasn’t a turn on. Rafe, without all the rich boy necessities, was arguably your favorite.  

“You’re going to take me on a date?” You asked, reappearing in the door frame of the bathroom, “we don’t do dates Rafe, remember?”

“Screw that.”

“What?”

“Screw friends with benefits. You want to go on a date? I’ll take you on a date. Wherever you  wanna go. We can go to a fancy restaurant, take out Druthers, whatever.” He got off the bed, coming over to you.  

“Don’t make me promises you don’t wanna keep,” you said, backing up. When you hit the counter he only grinned, trapping you in. Rafe could’ve sent a text telling you not to go and you probably wouldn’t have, all this was just an added bonus in your mind. And maybe some answers, finally.  

“Oh trust me, I want to keep them.” He replied, reaching passed you and grabbing your phone off the counter.  

“What’re you doing?” You asked, watching as he unlocked your phone and opened up your messages, finding the texts about the date.

“This him?”  

“Yeah,” You nodded, “Rafe what’re you doing?”

He held the phone to his ear and when you started to question him again, he put his hand over your mouth. “I’m on the phone.” He waited a beat for your date to answer before telling him that you wouldn’t be showing up tonight, smiling as your eyes went wide. “Her boyfriend’s home and he gets a little territorial.”  

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Mini Fanfic #801: The Villains' Vacation (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

9:12 a.m. at Isle Defino's Patio........

Hades: (Takes a Sip of His Margarita Before Sighing Relaxingly) Paradise at last.

Bowser: (Raises his Glass Up) Couldn't agree more, brother. This is the life.

Ganondorf: (Turns to Bowser) You know, I have to say, Bowser. That was impressive how you've managed to have the town folks here turn against Mario even after he saved them.

Bowser: (Chuckles Lightly) Thanks, man. But you gotta give credit to Junior for this too. He did everything he could to make sure the whole scheme goes smoothly. Granted, it was mostly because the Piantas here are too stupid for their own good....(Smirks Evilly and Triumphantly) But it still worked all the same!! (Takes a Sip of his Margarita as Well)

Ridley: You know, I've been wondering this for a while now. But how come that Kazuya guy didn't join along with us to begin with?

Sephiroth: (Turns to Ridley While Rubbing the Top of Pichu's Head) He went back to his universe. Said something about staying at the mountains for a couple of weeks or whatever.

Bowser: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Surprise) Sheesh......The ladies really got to him that badly, huh?

Ganondorf: (Crosses his Arms While Smirking) That they did and I couldn't be any more happier. But enough about the worm, what are you boys' planning to do here in a couple of weeks?

Bowser: I'm gonna spend more times with my kids. (Smirk Evilly) Maybe even laugh at Mario some more while I'm at it.

Sephiroth: Pichu and I are going to learn more about this island. Given that it's my first ever stepping foot on one and all.

Pichu: (Smiles Brightly) Pichu!

Hades: I'm going hit the bar from across the street tonight. See if their drinks and boozes are any good or not.

Ganondorf: Alright. But try not to cause too much trouble while you're there.

Hades: Oh relax. I won't be THAT much of a menace. Besides....(Smrks Evilly Himself) If anything goes south there, I could always pin it all on the plumber.

Bowser: (Laughs Evilly Before Fist Bumping Hades) Nice!

Ridley: I'm gonna sit back and relax here too. Maybe even watch the waves pass by while I'm at it.

Bowser: What? No hitting with the ladies this time, Casanova?

Ridley: Nah. The residents here are not my type. Plus, I think they're already married so......

Bowser: Wow. Ridley actually being decent for once?

Hades: That's SOOO unheard from!!!

Ridley: (Gives Bowser and Hades a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Fuck you guys......

Ganondorf: Speaking if ladies, have either of you seen where Dark Samus is gone to?

Bowser: She said she's changing into a swimsuit she brought a couple of days ago. I wonder what's taking her......

Sephiroth: Perhaps she's having trouble of putting it on.

Bowser: Probably-

???: U-Um......

The gang turns their heads around and see a shyly dark blue skinned woman, with a hairstyle that Is almost resembles that to to Samus' (Only difference being that the hair's color is sky blue), wearing a blackish swimsuit.

Hades: (Genuinely Surprised) Woah.

Bowser: Damn........

Ganondorf: Dark Samus? Is that you, love?

Dark Samus: Yes. I was able to shape shift into the Bounty Hunter's appearance successfully. Do I.....(Starts Blushing) Look presentable?

Bowser: (Smiles Brightly) Are you kidding? You look great!

Sephiroth: (Nodded in Agreement) I agree. The swimsuit looks good on you as well. (Looks Down at Pichu) Isn't that right, son?

Pichu: (Smiles Brightly at Dark Samus) Pichu-Pi!~

Hades: With an appearance like, you'll be having all the fellas fawn over you in no time. (Smirks a bit Evilly) Hell, you might even make the husbands reconsider their marriage life.

Ganondorf: I wouldn't exactly go that far, Hades.....(Smiles Softly at the Woman) But yes, Dark Samus. You look wonderful.

Dark Samus: (Smiles Softly at the Gang While Still Blushing) Thank you.

Ridley speechlessly stares at Dark Samus in complete awe. All while singing a love song in his inner conscious.

Ridley: (Suddenlyyyyy~ LIFE HAS A NEW MEANING.....to meeeee~ There's beauty up aboveee~ And things we've never took notice offf~ You wake up...and suddenly.... you're in loveeeeee~)

Dark Samus: (Turns to Ridley With a Confused yet Worried Look on her Face) Ridley?

Bowser: (Groans While Pinching his Nose in Annoyance) Oh great.....He became a love struck dumbass again.....

Ganondorf: I wonder how long it will last?

Sephiroth: I'll give him three days.

Hades: I'll give him an hour.

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A Jikook Guide to RunBTS: 91-101

Sometimes, I think about some of the moments I list here and start to worry that I'm reading too much into things. And I'll be the first to admit that a bunch of them are ambiguous enough that reasonable people can differ in their interpretation. 

The thing about jikook, though, is that there are so many of these eyebrow-raising types of moments that you could throw out half of them and still have enough left over to think "there's something up with those two." Especially in the following episodes...

Ep 91 "Mini Golden Bell Part 1" (Ep: 3 / KM: 1)

The ones where they make the best of sitting on the floor of an empty room and Jin and JK just barely manage to avoid murdering Tae over his less-than-excellent MC skills

03:35 - Everyone is confident that the "oh!" sound that's played is either JK or JM, but aren’t sure which is which. 

8:14 - When JM gets the right answer, JK is the only one to clap.

16:38 - JK is once again the only one to clap when JM gets an answer right.

Ep 92 "Mini Golden Bell Part 2" (Ep: 3 / KM: 2)

15:00 - As he goes to measure JK's arm, JM informs everyone that JK's arms have gotten longer since he's been boxing.

15:54 - When JM keeps moving around while JK is trying to measure his arm, JK tells Suga to hold JM still. 

16:31 - When JM's arm somehow seems to get slightly shorter from his stretching, JK gets excited and calls him "Jimin" (no hyung) a few times and then "Jimin-ssi."

20:03, 20:18 - When JK is singing his karaoke love song, the other guys are all over-emoting or swaying and listening, but JM just stares straight at him (and even looks genuinely emotional?) and the camera just stops showing him at a certain point. See picture above. 

20:46 - When JK starts to criticize Suga's cham cham cham performance, Jimin tells JK to just sit down. And he does.  

BEHIND 5:48 - After RM tries to comfort JM about his short arms by saying his legs are long, JK repeats "yes, your legs are long" and then sings a lyrics with JM's name inserted ("moon, moon, what kind of moon jiminie")

Ep 93 "BTS Marble Part 1" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)

The ones where I still don’t understand this game but enjoy the episodes involving it anyway

0:42: Not jikook-related, but I can't not point out the adorable moment where RM makes a pun about how Marble sounds like the way Koreans pronounce Marvel and JK says "I love you 3000" to himself. 

10:22 - JM and JK are sitting pretty close all episode, but it's particularly apparent here, where JM's arm is resting on JK's thigh as they read a question together.

10:40 - Reading the question is long done, but JM's arm remains. 

12:21 - JM pats JK's shoulder in comfort after he messes up a question.

16:14 - After the heart-making game is over, JM and JK make hearts towards each other once more.

20:21 - JK taps JM's leg while sweetly reminding him that the pedometer game is difficult. Then they lean in to strategize together. 

21:07 - JM pats JK's back when he ends up winning the pedometer game, then again when it seems like JK was tired out by it. BEHIND 1:15 - JK is sitting next to JHope in this shot. The next time we see them, JM is there instead and stays there the rest of the game.

2:10 - JK pats JM's hand after JM says that the winning team should share with the losing one so no one's feelings are hurt.

2:48 - JM appears to be sitting half in JK's lap as he explains his answer.

4:41 - JM leans into JK as he laughs. 

5:51 - Another angle of the 16:14 moment.

6:25 - JM is half in JK's lap again as they watch the other team eat snacks. When JK says it looks good, JM gets a piece for him and rather intensely watches him eat it.

8:40 - JM and JK continue working on a puzzle after the game is over. When JM solves it, he shakes his whole body and makes cute frustrated noises. JK looks like he finds it adorable (how could you not?). Jimin does it again closer to JK's face and JK looks away shyly. 

Ep 94 "BTS Marble Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)

4:20 - JM & JK trace a line with their fingers together in sync and the on-screen text informs us "two hands are moving like one hand."

7:24 - After JM and JK mess up in a game, the reach towards each other and hold each other's shoulders while collapsing in giggles onto the game board. The caption dubs them "dumb and dumber."  

16:28 - JM has his arm around JK's shoulders (while continuing from last ep to be half on his lap).

23:13 - When they're going back and forth about who should do the challenge, JM puts his hand on JK's thigh (the far one, for some reason) to tell him that he (JM) might get a leg cramp if he does it. JK does the challenge. 

24:12 - After JK loses the leg-shaking game by only one point, JM comforts him by massaging his thigh, shin, and calf.

BEHIND  0:29 - JK yells out "Jimin-ssi!!!" after JM gets an answer wrong.

1:54 - Another angle of the 7:24 collapsing together on the board moment.

4:03 - More of JM with his arm around JK.

7:48 - JM and JK stay behind to geek out together over some sort of kitchen appliance.

Ep 95 "Let's Play with BTS Part 1" (Ep: 3 / KM: 2)

The ones where BTS play childhood games 

9:17 - JK whispers to JM to ask for clarification on the rules.

11:18 - JK falls backwards laughing and, immediately after, JM does exactly the same thing.

15:23 - JK comments on how small Jimin's hands are.

31:33 - JM shushes JK when he tries to give advice on the game.

34:32 - JK puts his hand on JM's shoulder and asks for a snack.

BEHIND

7:40 - JM and JK giggle together over something.

7:56 - JK wants to show JM a jacks technique.

8:18 - JM and JK giggle together again and JM puts his hand on JK's arm as they do so.

10:24 - When JK adjusts the cameras, JM says JK is the director, then congratulates him and offers him candy when he's done.

Ep 96 "Let's Play with BTS Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)

The one where we get the origin of “Rock Bison” - and it’s rather jikook-y!

3:18 - JM sees that JK is sad because he didn't get the top he wanted, so JM gives JK his top and takes the Rock Bison one that no one else wanted. 

11:32 - JK giggles at JM repeatedly throwing his top in the background.

22:52 - JM and JK do a weird backwards handshake before competing against each other in the eraser game.

23:56 - JK claps for JM after JM beats him in the game.

31:11 - JK consults JM on which lane to choose for his model car.

33:46 - When JM reaches out to take a box that might be heavy, JK watches and stands up as if ready to assist. BEHIND 6:51 - JM stands with his hand on JK's shoulder as they watch RM compete.

6:57 - JM holds JK's arms from behind and acts as resistance for him as he does arm-lifting exercises. 

10:19 - An off-camera JM tries to help JK figure out what's why the model car he built is so slow.

Ep 97 "Pajama Party Part 1" (Ep: 4 / KM: 4)

The ones where the guys wear cute pajamas and yes the Behind picture in the second part is real!

5:49 - We see that JM and JK have been drawing on their socks together. More on this in the Behind...

11:14 - JK is lying in JM's lap and they're playing around with their feet. This one is also expanded in the Behind!

22:13 - JK pokes a rod he is playing with in between Jimin's asscheeks. I... have been searching for a less suggestive way to describe this accurately and I keep coming up empty. Blame JK, not me!

22:38 - Another entry in our ongoing "it's JM's fault if JK thinks everything he does is hilarious" series, JM collapses laughing when JK skips back to the group carrying a Cooky doll attached to the rod like he hunted it. (In JM's defense, JK does look incredibly adorable doing it.)

23:54 - JK reaches over and touches Jimin's hand and the camera immediately cuts to something else.  

Note: For fans of JK's satoori, it comes out multiple times in this episode when he gets frustrated with various members after they get a question wrong.

BEHIND 2:41 - JM calls for Taehyung to come sit next to him. JK does instead. 

3:04 - JM rests his foot on JK's thigh as they both draw on their socks.

4:07 - After JM finishes showing off the drawings on his socks, he points the camera to JK in full focus mode finishing his drawings and JM smiles like it's the most adorable thing ever. 

5:26 - I'm sure you've all seen this clip already somewhere, but I'll describe it anyway! After JK tucks his feet under Suga's robe, JM pulls him back so he's laying in JM's lap. JM then puts his arms around JK as he grabs his decorated socked feet to show him while making silly noises. JK then picks up his foot to show his drawn-on sock and makes a different silly noise, causing JM to giggle. The shot gets cut off mid-giggle for whatever reason...

5:53 - JM rests his foot on JM's back while he adds to his sock art. 

7:52 - When JK stretches his arm out to indicate some of the members, he maybe puts his hand on JM's back for a moment.

Ep 98 "Pajama Party Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 1)

You'd think this would be a super jikook-y episode given those pictures, but strangely enough, there are no moments of note in the episode itself. Since you can see the pics without watching the ep, I didn’t include them in the KM score.

BEHIND 1:20 - JM complains to JK that he hasn't gotten any answers right so far.  Some people have matched this to a round of the game in the episode itself where JK doesn't seem to be guessing as enthusiastically as he did before, perhaps in an attempt to make JM feel less bad. I mention it here because it's a theory I've seen a lot, but YMMV.

7:50 - JK shows JM that he has attached J and M balloons to his shirt while saying "JM" and "Jimin," making JM giggle. 

Ep 99 "Florists" (Ep: 5 / KM: 3)

The one where we learn that Jin probably doesn't have a future as a florist

4:33 - When JM starts to get embarrassed because everyone is laughing about his birth flower name sounding like a dirty word in Korean, JK rubs JM's neck and then continues rubbing circles on his back for a while after, seemingly to comfort him. 

19:05 - When Jimin looks confused after RM says he comes out of a glass bowl in Serendipity, JK lightly slaps him on the chest for forgetting. It's almost like it has some sort of personal meaning to him...

28:05 - After JK presents the bouquet he made (which he says represents all different kinds of love), JM says "I think I'll love it when I get it as a present."  Translation note: As we've discussed before, Korean can be hard to translate because often pronouns are omitted. A more literal translation is "present if received will be loved." Most translations that I've seen interpret it as Jimin talking about himself as the recipient, but it's not totally clear. Mentioning this because I know I was wondering why this moment isn't talked about more, since it seems fairly suggestive that JM would assume JK was going to give him a bouquet of flowers he made.

28:38 - When JM explains what "Serendipity" means, he's looking at JK (I think - I'll be totally honest and say the angle is weird and it could be RM).

31:02 - After the florist picks J-Hope's bouquet over JK's as his favorite, JM comments that Jungkook's "looks like a real bouquet for a wedding."

Ep 100 "100th Episode Special Part 1" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)

The ones where the show does enhanced editions of games previously played on the series and you will walk away with zero doubt as to whom the episodes are sponsored by

21:36 - When it looks like Suga hit Jimin with the badminton birdie, but he actually made a bad serve, JK approaches with his frying pan racket held out and an angry look on his face and starts to scold Suga.  I’ve seen this written up as a jikook moment with JK being over-protective of JM. I’m going to be totally honest with you and say that I didn’t see it that way - JK had been getting increasingly annoyed at the other team re-doing serves and my read was that the moment was more about that. Let me know if you see it differently.  Regardless, the more significant moments are the ones in the Behind...

BEHIND 4:13 - When JM is hit near the eye with the badminton birdie, JK goes over to him and checks on whether his eye was hit. JM reaches out towards him as he gets up. It's interesting to me that the others stand back and let JK be the one to check in on JM, even though Tae and Jin were both closer when it happened. 

5:03 - Not a jikook moment, but JK is doing an adorable cheerleading routine in the background here and I can't not mention it...

8:39 - When JM sees that Jin and JK aren't messing around and JK was actually hit in the nose with the volleyball, he gets serious and walks over, asking him multiple times if it hurts a lot. He ruffles JK's hair before kneeling down next to him to check in.

Ep 101 "100th Episode Special Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 1)

17:40 - JM tells everyone JK is good at this type of game.

BEHIND

1:06 - JK instructs Jimin (in half-informal language) how to work the box.

5:50 - JK calls out to Jimin that his photo makes him look like he's in a cartoon (and there's a slight pause when he calls him in between "Jimin" and "hyung").

7:09 - Jimin asserts that JK does look sexy in the "sexy pose" photo. He is imho correct.

9:15 - When JM is playing around after the game is over, he calls for Jungkook to cover him

100th Episode Special: Survival Directors Cut (Ep: 2 KM: 0)

5:32 - JM covers JK with his laser gun, allowing JK to escape.  Not particularly shippy since they're on the same team, but including it for anyone who wants a visual aid for some sort of military AU...