#printer hp

[gracefuldisasters]

My attempt to redeem the robot child from Sonic Underground. This time he doesn't explode, and Aleena gets a grand-child.

I don't know what the writers were on, but I think better naming conventions could've been chosen here

[mammutblog]

oracle over comms: can someone show red hood how to use the printer in the batcave

[cubbihue]

the plot on earth: happening. everyone crowing around the lore: okay but tell us more about pixie office shenanigans please

Once, a new Pixie intern accidentally ordered Blue-White paper with 97 Brightness instead of Cream-White paper with 98 Brightness. It sent the entire Pixies Corporation into an uproar, and they tried to take over Fairyworld as a result. Y'know. To ban Blue-White paper from existence.

It took weeks for Jorgen to resolve it all and bring the Pixies back in line. After that event, interns had to take a 2-course seminar on the differences of printer paper quality before being tasked to order more printer paper.

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

HP holds mine hostage. If I don't buy the ink from them, they won't let it print. It comes to life all times of the night, scaring the crap out of me, sending cryptic messages.

[splatoon-confession-box]

LFG

[some-stars]

FUCK YES BDS WIN!!!!!! the link is to this article

[pixelfireplace]

Hewlett Packard 9845A/S - source: hp9845.net

[clearcutcasualty]

Trying to print Hatsune Miku and she’s coming out blonde and pink????

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

me: i wonder if that person i used to work with is still horribly entrenched in HP or if theyve finally stopped. I'll go have a look.

the first post on their fb page: here's my new HP podcast!!

me:

[identityquest]

i love printers

[gracefuldisasters]

People have been reblogging the HP Printer the Hedgehog sketches again and now he's infected my brain once more. These were the jokes that I came up with in the last 15 minutes

[eruden-writes]

Avoid HP Printers At All Costs

I've had an HP Officejet 6962 for years. For the most part, it's been fine, beyond the usual printer issues. (Which honestly isn't saying much, but I digress.)

Went to print out some forms I need to fill out and, lo and behold, I can't use the brand new ink I just bought.

Why?

These are non-HP ink cartridges, but I've gotten them in the past and they've been fine. It's literally been months, maybe a year, since we needed to print anything.

HOWEVER

HP recently pushed out a firmware update to make it IMPOSSIBLE to use your printer without their brand of cartridges.

For record, these cartridges - a brand I've reliably used for years - cost like $35-$40 bucks.

HP's brand of the same cartridges cost $75 - $84, depending on if there's a sale or not.

So, that's fun. [/seething sarcasm]

Apparently, in non-US countries, HP has been fined for pulling shit like this.

So, yeah, if you're in the US, avoid HP products.

[the-gaping-wound-of-christ]

the malkuth tarot deck (1/2)

[socksandbuttons]

i just

i just waNT STICKERS

[oldguydoesstuff]

When I worked at DEC in the 80s we had these HP 7580 pen plotters, absolute monsters that could do color plots on D-sized drafting paper, which is an enormous 22x34 inch work area. Slow but super cool to watch in action, and the results had that vector display accuracy you couldn't get on regular printers of the time.

(To be honest though what I saw it getting used for most was plotting gate array layouts for chips we were designing, so people could hang them in their office.)