#printer hp

[gracefuldisasters]

My attempt to redeem the robot child from Sonic Underground. This time he doesn't explode, and Aleena gets a grand-child.

I don't know what the writers were on, but I think better naming conventions could've been chosen here

[cubbihue]

the plot on earth: happening. everyone crowing around the lore: okay but tell us more about pixie office shenanigans please

Once, a new Pixie intern accidentally ordered Blue-White paper with 97 Brightness instead of Cream-White paper with 98 Brightness. It sent the entire Pixies Corporation into an uproar, and they tried to take over Fairyworld as a result. Y'know. To ban Blue-White paper from existence.

It took weeks for Jorgen to resolve it all and bring the Pixies back in line. After that event, interns had to take a 2-course seminar on the differences of printer paper quality before being tasked to order more printer paper.

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[mammutblog]

oracle over comms: can someone show red hood how to use the printer in the batcave

[hometoursandotherstuff]

HP holds mine hostage. If I don't buy the ink from them, they won't let it print. It comes to life all times of the night, scaring the crap out of me, sending cryptic messages.

[splatoon-confession-box]

LFG

[pixelfireplace]

Hewlett Packard 9845A/S - source: hp9845.net

[clearcutcasualty]

Trying to print Hatsune Miku and she’s coming out blonde and pink????

[identityquest]

i love printers

[eruden-writes]

Avoid HP Printers At All Costs

I've had an HP Officejet 6962 for years. For the most part, it's been fine, beyond the usual printer issues. (Which honestly isn't saying much, but I digress.)

Went to print out some forms I need to fill out and, lo and behold, I can't use the brand new ink I just bought.

Why?

These are non-HP ink cartridges, but I've gotten them in the past and they've been fine. It's literally been months, maybe a year, since we needed to print anything.

HOWEVER

HP recently pushed out a firmware update to make it IMPOSSIBLE to use your printer without their brand of cartridges.

For record, these cartridges - a brand I've reliably used for years - cost like $35-$40 bucks.

HP's brand of the same cartridges cost $75 - $84, depending on if there's a sale or not.

So, that's fun. [/seething sarcasm]

Apparently, in non-US countries, HP has been fined for pulling shit like this.

So, yeah, if you're in the US, avoid HP products.

[gracefuldisasters]

People have been reblogging the HP Printer the Hedgehog sketches again and now he's infected my brain once more. These were the jokes that I came up with in the last 15 minutes

[socksandbuttons]

i just

i just waNT STICKERS

[oldguydoesstuff]

When I worked at DEC in the 80s we had these HP 7580 pen plotters, absolute monsters that could do color plots on D-sized drafting paper, which is an enormous 22x34 inch work area. Slow but super cool to watch in action, and the results had that vector display accuracy you couldn't get on regular printers of the time.

(To be honest though what I saw it getting used for most was plotting gate array layouts for chips we were designing, so people could hang them in their office.)

[the-gaping-wound-of-christ]

the malkuth tarot deck (1/2)

[munchboxart]

I hate HP, they released a subscription plan where you can "rent a printer" for like what, $7 a month but you can only print 20 pages per month, and you can get fined for over more than the printer cost from what I heard.

HP is the type of company where they would remove double sided printing and lock it behind a paid DLC I hate this company. Hell I heard you can't even use some of the stuff with other printers (like scanning) if it either: ran out of ink OR no internet connection (I could be wrong on this one, or it could be both, I wouldn't be surprised)

[conarcoin]