#hp printers

[hometoursandotherstuff]

HP holds mine hostage. If I don't buy the ink from them, they won't let it print. It comes to life all times of the night, scaring the crap out of me, sending cryptic messages.

[dhallblogs]

HP to simplify the Managed Print Services offerings launches cloud-based print subscription plan.

New Delhi: HP Inc. announced HP Managed Print Flex, a new cloud-first Managed Print Service (MPS) subscription plan that helps businesses optimize costs by simplifying management, improving productivity and delivering flexibility to scale or customize as business needs change. This light-touch managed service makes it easy for businesses to worry less about printing and focus more effort and budget towards growing the business. With this it’ll simplify the Managed Print Services with New Cloud-Based Subscription Plan for Hybrid Work Environments.

ALSO READ MORE- https://apacnewsnetwork.com/2021/09/hp-to-simplify-the-managed-print-services-offerings-launches-cloud-based-print-subscription-plan/

[thomlocke73]

4x5 foot prints, hp large formatt.

[frangipani-wanderlust]

For the record, you can turn off your HP ink subscription and the printer will still work. It is phenomenally hard to find on the site, but it is possible.

[gracefuldisasters]

My attempt to redeem the robot child from Sonic Underground. This time he doesn't explode, and Aleena gets a grand-child.

I don't know what the writers were on, but I think better naming conventions could've been chosen here

[mammutblog]

oracle over comms: can someone show red hood how to use the printer in the batcave

[cubbihue]

the plot on earth: happening. everyone crowing around the lore: okay but tell us more about pixie office shenanigans please

Once, a new Pixie intern accidentally ordered Blue-White paper with 97 Brightness instead of Cream-White paper with 98 Brightness. It sent the entire Pixies Corporation into an uproar, and they tried to take over Fairyworld as a result. Y'know. To ban Blue-White paper from existence.

It took weeks for Jorgen to resolve it all and bring the Pixies back in line. After that event, interns had to take a 2-course seminar on the differences of printer paper quality before being tasked to order more printer paper.

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[splatoon-confession-box]

LFG

[some-stars]

FUCK YES BDS WIN!!!!!! the link is to this article

[pixelfireplace]

Hewlett Packard 9845A/S - source: hp9845.net

[clearcutcasualty]

Trying to print Hatsune Miku and she’s coming out blonde and pink????

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

me: i wonder if that person i used to work with is still horribly entrenched in HP or if theyve finally stopped. I'll go have a look.

the first post on their fb page: here's my new HP podcast!!

me:

[identityquest]

i love printers

[eruden-writes]

Avoid HP Printers At All Costs

I've had an HP Officejet 6962 for years. For the most part, it's been fine, beyond the usual printer issues. (Which honestly isn't saying much, but I digress.)

Went to print out some forms I need to fill out and, lo and behold, I can't use the brand new ink I just bought.

Why?

These are non-HP ink cartridges, but I've gotten them in the past and they've been fine. It's literally been months, maybe a year, since we needed to print anything.

HOWEVER

HP recently pushed out a firmware update to make it IMPOSSIBLE to use your printer without their brand of cartridges.

For record, these cartridges - a brand I've reliably used for years - cost like $35-$40 bucks.

HP's brand of the same cartridges cost $75 - $84, depending on if there's a sale or not.

So, that's fun. [/seething sarcasm]

Apparently, in non-US countries, HP has been fined for pulling shit like this.

So, yeah, if you're in the US, avoid HP products.

[gracefuldisasters]

People have been reblogging the HP Printer the Hedgehog sketches again and now he's infected my brain once more. These were the jokes that I came up with in the last 15 minutes