#princess crimes

[himbos-hotline]

Have A chugs in a box

princess in the box what crimes will she commit?

[cuntyvicodin]

my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex

[shishuri]

Zelda is right handed and Link is left handed..

They can hold hands while being gremlins and causing mayhem and destruction..

[myfriendgoo94]

some cute pics from around the house 🖤 feeling surprisingly good today considering *everything* going on…

[terrabankz]

This is what the guys at my gym see everyday😅

[shellshooked]

days of you and me

[pigeon-princess]

A few locations in Barovia Valley that our party has seen so far

[florallylly]

less steve harrington "i try to be a good guy despite my past" and more steve harrington "i've always been a good person (albeit probs annoying asf), you just stereotyped me based on my interest in sports"

[ohheyitsgray]

WE’RE ON A SUPER MARIO BROTHERS LOCKDOWN

[eloordi]

SABRINA CARPENTER | ESPRESSO (2024)

[martyrbat]

the princess & the pea – batman: once upon a crime

[ID: Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian al Ghul all in their respective costumes. Dick is hanging off the side of a green combine harvester that's running down Poison Ivy's overgrown weeds. Tim is sitting criss-cross on the top of the machine and is playing a Gameboy while Damian, the actual child, is driving while hunched over the wheel despite the fact that his little legs literally wouldn't be able to hit the pedal. END ID]

[bruciemilf]

hiii ily tell some more abt silly little bruce wayne

Baby Bruce gets kidnapped. A lot

Luckily for all involved, it happens when he’s a little too young to comprehend what kidnapping IS. It does seem rather odd that mama and papa fire cooks, gardeners, and drivers so often.

(‘Fire’ is the childproof version of ‘we slaughtered these bastards in the basement’)

Thomas is very protective over him and has huge doubts about leaving him unattended. It’s just kind of hard being around your child when you reek of murder all the time

Alfred can handle it, but there’s a collective mourning in the fact that he HAS to.

Very shy kid; Aside from Oliver and Harvey, he never made a lot of friends, but then again, his parents don’t have that many either. He has his uncle Oz and his stuffed toys, and Alfie, and that’s alright with him

I think Thomas and Martha would love for him to have some, but you just can’t be too sure, ever

I think he’d make good friends with Alberto Falcone; Thomas knows an unwanted child when he sees one, so Carmine’s little son is always welcomed around.

“you know, you’re nothing like your dad” for Alberto, that’s a compliment.

Martha was an expert marksman and definitely thought him how to handle guns, but she always made a game out of it. Can’t be too harsh with the baby

Bruce was a mafioso baby let’s be real

Thomas was big on spoiling him, but he also made it clear Gotham didn’t have favorites; She can, thought, pick sides sometimes.

After he and Martha get killed, Bruce wonders why she didn’t pick theirs.

[cuntyvicodin]

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

[varpusvaras]

Tim time travels to just before Jason dies, and instead of being normal about it and explaining anything, he simply goes "Joker can't kidnap him if I kidnap him first!"

He just does one big miscalculation in his very quick masterplan, and that is him severely overestimating Jason's combativeness.

Tim might have given Jason a concussion.

...oh, well. Makes it easier to keep him in place, right?

[luvsicdog]

[lemonspades]

Im back ebryboby

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