#prime sucks

[my-little-fandoms]

OH HELL NO!

I’m watching legally blonde on prime video, and they’re fucking starting out words like boobs and dicking around!

IF YOU CAN SAY THE WORDS ALOUD YOU CAN SPELL THEM IN YOUR FUCKING CAPTIONS! STOP INFANTILISING HOH PEOPLE/PEOPLE WHO NEED CAPTIONS

I’m so fucking pissed off. If they can keep their rating and say the words they can keep their rating and spell them

[vampfiire]

why is prime down literally every time i wanna watch supernatural

[kowroo]

really looking forward to season 2: patrolling the mojave

[kidokear]

A new AU!

I saw a war machine and a war lord and wanted them to team up and become a (literal) God damned unit. XD

Just a little fun thing. However, me being me, I got a bit too serious and now I have one shot about it. Not posted yet. Still I want to make an illustration for it first. ^^;>

[whirlandco]

am i the program made manifest to itself?

[shrimpyjackal]

Ehehe

Ofc i will do a crossover with FNAF

This is the game that started my art journey!

[1st day] ⬅ [You are here] ➡[3rd day]

[jaradraws]

the icon of iacon !

[bipixelvs]

we were rewatching the bayverse movies and got to this scene, started laughing so hard we started crying and one of us got the hiccups, then clipped it and reversed it so hes gettign raptured. i hope this will be funny to literally anyone else

[its-elioo]

Full designs babyyy!

[jiiyawns]

yeah im normal. im very normal. so normal. shadow prime amirite guys

i like this one the most so close up (ironically, this is the color palette i was the most scared to deal with bc i don't usually use greens)

[amazinglyegg]

Maximus proving that the Brotherhood doesn't have sex ed

S1E5 at 12:50 - transcription below the cut

[Lucy] Want to have sex?

[Maximus] ... You mean use my cock?

[Maximus] (weak chuckle) I don't know. Uh, that weird thing could happen...

[Lucy] What weird thing?

[Maximus] Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move...

[Maximus] ... it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops

[Maximus] And they say it can happen to anybody, but still, it's... it's gross

[hercarisntyours]

recreation 🥹

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Siblings right? Can't live without them, can't stuff em back in the ol baby-maker...

(Blood and strangling tw)

[gaterrechinha]

Like let's be real it may also be fueled by pettiness but mostly they want the Fallout lore to be consistent and to be able to make more games in the franchise in the West Coast without it contradicting existing worldbuilding. They don't want post-post-apocalypse "nonsense". They don't want society rebuilding. They want fun guns and an apocalypse setting they can plant some uncomplicated enemies and a Power Armor suit on. But that's not something the existing worldbuilding in the West Coast can support. So it has to go.

And very few people play Fo1 and Fo2 anyway so retconning that directly is not necessary, you can just gloss over the glaring discrepancies. But you can't just gloss over New Vegas. So you don't! You nuke it. Problem solved. Now the lore is consistent over all Bethesda Fallouts and the show and we can forever and always stuff the main themes and message of the original games up our collective asses.

[al-luviec]

something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

[transingthoseformers]

Pls elaborate on sexpest Megatron

Just

Various versions of Megatron being a horny little shit (little shit being a figure of speech here)

Him sucking Optimus's dick in the hallway even though they could be caught (especially this)

Him getting handsy with Soundwave while reading reports

Him sending nudes to Starscream while Starscream's on a lone mission

Him calling up Shockwave for phone sex reasons

Him immediately snapping his panels open after a gladiatorial fight and going to town on himself

Ever read that fic where Megatron humps his fusion cannon? That

In general, Megatron being constantly and consistently down bad is my bread and butter