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[crsssie]

ring ring - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader

"DAVE—"

The bullet pierces through her hand before anyone can think, and you waste no time pinning her down and throwing her on the ground, listening to the way something crunches when you make the arrest.

"Jesus Christ. I'm all for evil women but this one just has no redeeming qualities." You pull her to her feet, walking her to the cop car. "Nice try, though."

"You BITCH." She bites.

"Yeah, been called that a few times. It sticks."

"Nice shot." Morgan nods. "How'd you know?"

"She had no signs of torture." You point at her clear skin, chuckling. "At least try some makeup next time before your escape, hm?"

"Like the purple on your neck?"

"Oh, I'll do a better job next time." You stretch your arms, glancing at the rest of the victims. "Are we free?"

"Let's ride back. They'll take care of the rest."

You glance at your ringing phone, answering as you slide into the backseat.

"Hey."

"Hey. All safe?"

"We're all good." You hum. "You wanna get dinner after this? I'm starving."

"Indian?"

"I'm so down." You groan. "A good butter chicken with naan right now sounds like heaven."

"Sounds good." Spencer hums. "Nothing hurt?"

"Nothing. She tried killing Dave, but—"

"She?"

"What? God forbid a woman be evil for once."

You raise a brow when Rossi glances back at you.

"I'll see you in a bit. Rossi's giving me a weird look. I don't want to get re-evaluated."

"Alright. Stay safe. Love you."

"Love you too." You turn off your phone, pursing your lips when Morgan gives you a look.

"So. I love you, huh?"

"Love you too, Derek."

He barks out a laugh.

[ddeck]

in honor of all those dozens of official star wars forums that imitated news outlets and used to populate the internet in early 00s they should do a version of one of star wars movies in "real time" in a form of news headlines kinda like they do with fiction newsletters like dracula daily or whale weekly. rots lasts about a week. i want to starts my sunday with an email titled "Sheev Palpatine, Previously the Chancellor of the Republic, is Granted the Title of Emperor Before the Galactic Senate"

[spirk-trek]

Contact Fanzine #6 | Merle Decker, 1979 These pieces were drawn for Home is the Hunter by Bev Volker, which can be read here in PDF format (beginning p. 214)

[thatonegreyghost]

No me hablo esta lengua. Peudo entender Español y Ingles. Pienso que diga que la problema es monolinguismo

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[f0rgetf0rgetting]

You will never love me in the same way I did, but that’s okay. I will let you hate me for a thousand springs if it meant you would love me in a winter.

extra doodle or whatever

[changdol]

Haknyeon ❤️ DAZED Behind

[zeno-zero]

Fire Siblings,,, 🔥🔥🔥

[ Flags shown in the photo (from left to right): Lesbian, Straight, Queer pride, & Apothisexual! ]

[lemongogo]

why do i love the conflict more than anything else . the misery . the incompatibility that spreads like oil slick . wanting so desperately for resolution that never comes . hmmm

[avese23]

Yeah while the pilot can make it seem very onesided they are proper dating and have really compelling arcs

I think about that episode where Candace was insecure about not getting a nickname but at the end of the episode when she finally confronts him Jeremy explains he calls her, specifically, exclusively by her name because he loves it so much

Throughout the series Candace learns it’s ok to be who she is and not who she thinks she’s supposed to be, and Jeremy has her back

It's so weird to me how you get people who are just like. Casual fans of the show (who watched it when they were kids) trying to claim that "Candace and Jeremy didn't have any chemistry" or that "Candessa had more chemistry in 'Busted' than they did in the entire show" as if Jeremy was not explicitly shown to be madly in love with Candace from the beginning and they spent four seasons being mutually supportive and having a genuinely really good buildup. Like I get misremembering something from childhood but this is the MAIN CHARACTER of the show and one of her biggest character arcs like??? Some people just didn't watch the show and it shows.

[mechanichuntsman]

some wip stuff because of this specific song ToT

[elipheleh]

rwrbonprime on twitter (per row)

alex claremont-diaz the man that you are (link) never not thinking about prince henry (link) it’s them or nothing (link)

[spirk-trek]

Contact Fanzine #6 | Merle Decker, 1979 These pieces were drawn for Home is the Hunter by Bev Volker, which can be read here in PDF format (beginning p. 214)

[zeldatickles]

Clipped for everyone who also lost it at this

[every-sanji]

[moe-broey]

I def wanna color these when I have the energy BUT..... back on a Pokemon kick.... ever so slightly......... also second sketch is so rough SORRY (I DO WANNA CLEAN IT UP!!! But I was mostly focused on conceptualizing the outfits!!!!)

I have soooo many other sketches too but I wanna save em for later.... but let it be known, this is just an elaborate excuse to play dress-up. Esp for Moe I'm gonna be so real, it has SUCH A SILLY OUTFIT and it is SO. SOOOOOO jackass rival coded. Guy who is gonna pick fights and cause problems for NO reason. Or for gay reasons. Most likely gay reasons tbh

[iphigeniacomplex]

Hannah was waiting. Watching her mother’s eyelids. When Eva spoke at last it was with two voices. Like two people were talking at the same time, saying the same thing, one a fraction of a second behind the other. “He give me such a time. Such a time. Look like he didn’t even want to be born. But he come on out. Boys is hard to bear. You wouldn’t know that but they is. It was such a carryin’ on to get him born and to keep him alive. Just to keep his little heart beating and his little old lungs cleared and look like when he came back from that war he wanted to git back in. After all that carryin’ on, just gettin’ him out and keepin’ him alive, he wanted to crawl back in my womb and well . . . I ain’t got the room no more even if he could do it. There wasn’t space for him in my womb. And he was crawlin’ back. Being helpless and thinking baby thoughts and dreaming baby dreams and messing up his pants again and smiling all the time. I had room enough in my heart, but not in my womb, not no more. I birthed him once. I couldn’t do it again. He was growed, a big old thing. Godhavemercy, I couldn’t birth him twice. I’d be laying here at night and he be downstairs in that room, but when I closed my eyes I’d see him . . . six feet tall smilin’ and crawlin’ up the stairs quietlike so I wouldn’t hear and opening the door soft so I wouldn’t hear and he’d be creepin’ to the bed trying to spread my legs trying to get back up in my womb. He was a man, girl, a big old growed-up man. I didn’t have that much room. I kept on dreaming it. Dreaming it and I knowed it was true. One night it wouldn’t be no dream. It’d be true and I would have done it, would have let him if I’d’ve had the room but a big man can’t be a baby all wrapped up inside his mamma no more; he suffocate. I done everything I could to make him leave me and go on and live and be a man but he wouldn’t and I had to keep him out so I just thought of a way he could die like a man not all scrunched up inside my womb, but like a man.” Eva couldn’t see Hannah clearly for the tears, but she looked up at her anyway and said, by way of apology or explanation or perhaps just by way of neatness, “But I held him close first. Real close. Sweet Plum. My baby boy.” Long after Hannah turned and walked out of the room, Eva continued to call his name while her fingers lined up the pleats in her dress.

“What’d you kill Plum for, Mamma?”

Sula (1973), Toni Morrison, pages 71 - 72.