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i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

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also if i am just casually blaspheming today, i would like to confess that this is the image that comes into my mind every time the eye doctor says i have an astigmatism

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i just cant imagine hating drag queens. if i was new to this world and the largest woman id ever seen both physically and spiritually who smelled delicious and was refracting light with he power of three pounds of glitter was walkign toward me the only conclusion i would be able to come to would be I Am About To Meet An Angel

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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

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is he rocking with the orthodox ita bag

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so funny to me when white american christians are like “ooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus dei” like i know your protestant southern california ass didnt have any of that. go make some art about this

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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

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Hey y’all I can see your horny likes on my feed

No judgement I just wanted to warn people that the tumblr algorithm is subtly shifting

My likes are private so I don’t think this happens? But to test it I’ll like a bunch of tree memes or something and see if that pops up

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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sleepy morning [ids in alt]

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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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I am still absolutely obsessed with the slur song. Some poor HR manager in Aotearoa has no idea they inadvertently created the gay pride banger of the century. It's everything "Born This Way" was trying to be.

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Seasonal depression isn't real until the sun comes out and I suddenly feel like I'm on several party drugs simultaneously

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so the funny thing about book boq is he was so obsessed with galinda he became an early form of gelphie. he was like elphaba she needs you, she always seems to need you. and whenever elphaba would say something rude about glinda he would be like YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS 😦