#pretender bot

[moonthecreator]

Some more fic doodles! Soundwave takes Jane for a ride.

[ihatebrainstorm]

big bots and small bots who travel through space

[farceurcole]

[clarissasbakery]

i think i’ve said i haven’t watched iii like one thousand times already but i STILL get people asking me about bot… so here just pretend bot is the celebrity guest star sibling that comes around during holiday specials

[bakedbananners]

tough crowd

[jewfrogs]

this is one of the stupidest and most self centered comments ive ever seen. setting aside the fact that no one else can see your follower count on here so people in particular who are not regularly using this site socially would have no fucking way of knowing who is a ‘big blog’. do you think that these people are carefully curating each specific person they choose to send their asks to? you think they spent time picking you out because youre special? theyre sending these asks to as many people as physically possible because they need as many eyes on their campaigns as possible because this is life or death. this could not possibly be less about you as an individual

[lyss-butterscotch]

"Hello. Who are you looking for?"

Huzzah i made a new blorbo! Her name is Dawn of Partial Life or DoPL/Dawn for short. She's part of Omni's local group. Shes made to replicate the minds of significant figures for people to seek knowledge to incase said figure is 1) too far to travel to, 2) unavailable, or 3) ascended.

She doesn't become the person but she understands how they think and act enough so people seeking knowledge can feel like they're talking to the real deal.

With the ancients gone now she and her peers use this ability to predict how their fellow iterators will act.

[calicorobin]

this has easily been one of the episodes of all time

[rosethelonelyloser]

chat I cooked, don't let me in the kitchen again ☆

I'm so sorry for cursing your eyes with this but I am laughing so much right now

[whatwooshkai]

happy pride month everybody

[foodtruckery]

Please please please wax poetic about the transformers gf au. Never seen transformers but i think the fact that in a stancest adjacent au ford would be competing with stan’s fucking car for his love is absolutely hilarious

the car has been on more dates with stan than ford ever will 😭 full stop believe ford is dragging stan on the boat to get him away: no roads, no damn car!! he’s the world’s greatest advocate for public transport now!!

anon, this has been fucking KILLING ME since you sent it. it is, of course, my solemn duty as a bitch who saw the first bayverse transformers movie 13 times in theaters (don't come for me) to recommend giving any one of the series or movies or comics a shot!

but holy fuck hahahahaha. ford vs the giant alien robot for stan's affection is so fucking good. cause it's not JUST that stan would clearly be entirely too enamored by his car -- that's just stan, sentient robot component or not. but it's that a) the vehicle is clearly an anomaly and ford has FEELINGS about that. in any other situation, being presented with an opportunity to observe an extraterrestial lifeform like this would be a dream come true! but let's be real here: stan never cared about anomalies the way ford did. the only anomaly stan had EVER really cared about was ford himself. so for stan to suddenly be soooo interested in this one? ford isn't jealous, of course, it just doesn't make logical sense!

and then there's b) the robot has taken ford's place in stan's life. stan would never say it that way, of course, but ford isn't an idiot, he's a genius and he has 12 phd's to prove it. the way stan confides in his damn car, looks to it for reassurance, trusts it to have his back, to keep him safe, to help him out of a bind. he has inside jokes with the damn thing and a nickname and is more comfortable sleeping tucked up on its backseat than inside of ford's house?! those are ford's responsibilities, the gaps that used to be filled with ford's presence and comfort and voice. and he can't even say any of it because the stupid fucking car was there when ford wasn't. and maybe if it hadn't been, stan would have gotten over himself and reached out sooner! before ford got tangled up in all of this.

because OF COURSE, we have c) the fact that stan made contact with an extraterrestrial creature and does not seem to have entered into a bargain that's likely to get him killed the way ford has. stan has companionship with this creature. a companionship that at least appears to be recipriocated. there's no binding clause forcing them to stay together. stan has managed to not only find and befriend an anomaly, the likes of which ford has never seen, but he also seems to have developed a genuine connection with it. it's bad enough that stan was good with PEOPLE in a way that ford never was, but for him to also have that touch with the one thing ford was supposed to be good with????? and ford finding out probably in the midst of or sometime after being fucked over by bill?? i think that would fucking eat ford alive.

[tapakah0]

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

i have come up with a new, extremely self indulgent AU for tfrb:

basically what happens is each individual character in tfp accidentally finds out about the rescue bots, whether it's through a ground bridge mishap, an intel scouting mission, even a situation where they get rescued.

this starts out with mostly autobots, because i assume griffin rock is either in autobot territory or a neutral/unclaimed area (or it's off the grid and nobody knows about it) (i think the last one is the funniest), but the decepticons also learn about them eventually.

now. here's where the funny/self indulgent part begins. none of them know anyone else knows. the autobots AND decepticons all assume they're the only one who knows about these bots, and that the team has been trying to live a normal, calm life away from the war.

team prime doesn't know optimus and bumblebee already know, and the decepticons don't know that these guys have connections to the war. and of course, the rescue bots always manage to worm their way into every. single. bot's. spark. all of them individually grow to care about the rescue bots, and independently decide to keep them secret. nobody wants their new friends to get hurt!

anyways shenanigans of course ensue because it's very hard to keep a previously extinct group a secret from all of your friends, and since everybody knows but doesn't know everybody knows it becomes a lot of ridiculous sneaking around and badly lying to everyone.

the rescue bots are SUPER confused by all these bots who keep showing up, but they pretty much just assume that someone spilled their secret and everyone after are all showing up to meet them. eventually i think they would start to figure everything out, but they don't fully comprehend that everyone has been trying to hide them from each other until some big reveal happens.

the way this pans out is probably the end of the war honestly, because again; no one wants these guys to get hurt, physically or emotionally, and if that means having a ceasefire so be it.

[piplicious]

dad duties include going easy on your kids .. intentionally or unintentionally

[luckthebard]

Absolutely buck wild to see scalpers trying to resell D20 Live tickets for more than T Swift tour prices and then turn to see ttrpg twitter celebrating it as some kind of “win” proving the industry is thriving.

[silenthillmutual]

MY BLOOD ECHOES IN BIO